>THERE'S NO MAIN CHARACTER THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE, GEORGE LUCAS IS A FUCKING RETARD WHO STEALS FROM SHAKESPEARE!
So Jay, what did you think of this straight to VOD horrorslop nobody has heard of or care about?
>There's no fish-out-of-water character who goes on a hero's journey™ in your movie? How the fuck am I supposed to watch this?! Sorry, sweetheart, but you don't understand basic filmmaking.- Mike Stoklasa, writer and director of Space Cop (2016)
>>214925392This one aspect combined with the dozen others he has contention with make a bad movie, yes.
LOOK AT ME
>>214925438>I think it was really good>... Really?>I mean, it wasn't THAT good
Umm, actually he was suggesting that George Lucas should have made a simple storytelling 101 straight out of film school movie because he obviously fails when trying to do anything more complex. He wasn't saying movies have to be made like that.Ignore that Mike's favorite movies and shows all follow the formula he's suggesting
>>214925392BTFO'd
>>214925603>>214925392HOW DARE YOU CRITISIZE SOMETHING! MAKE A MOVIE YOURSELF FIRST!
Lmao did he actually say this?
>>214925650You don't have to make something good, but you do have to make something sincere. Almost every critic, when given the opportunity to make a creative work, never leaves the cowardly zone of "ironically bad".
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214925682Yeah lol.
>>214925999How did anybody ever take this fat retard seriously?
Reminder that on their tik tok they still gush over how "innovative' TLJ was
>>214926020>on their tik tok
>>214925392The prequels will never be good
>>214925392Why is everyone criticizing Episode 1 but no one is criticizing Alien: Earth? The second one is much worse and less talented.
>>214925522while space cop was terrible, the story was well written and made sensejust the jokes were terrible, the casting terrible, the effects were terrible, the cinematography was terrible, editing was ok
>>214925392What was his problem?
>>214926740>the story was well written and made sensehaha
>>214926642because it's the zoomers job to criticize it, not some aged gen Xerbut zoomers can't do anything
>>214925392>THE -ACKOLYTE ISNT WOKE AND IT WILL BE LOOKED BACK ON FONDLY IN 15 YEARS JUST LIKE THE PREQUELS>DISNEY WARS IS BETTER THAN THE PREQUELS
>>214925392he didn't say that
>>214925392>STEALS FROM SHAKESPEARE!Uhm, based?
>>214926916No one even bothers to remember them after 10 years on.
>>214926916You're the type of person that segment of the video was meant for.
>>214925650he did make a movie tho
>>214926916based retard
>>214925392>days without seething about fat balding midwesterners = 0
>>214925392>complains about Star Wars>goes to wrestling showshaha
>>214927307He wanted to see AJ lee return. A man of taste.
stuckmann won
>>214926916>"People only like the prequels because of nostalgia! In 10 years everyone will say they loved Disney wars!">nothing happens>"People only like the prequels because of nostalgia! In 10 years everyone will say they loved The Acolyte!"
>>214927170>>214927228Based retards
>>214927572Everything they done with nu Star Wars seems malicious. At least the heads of Marvel put some effort into telling a decent story.
>>214927572They said that with Twilight as well
>>214926642Woah, this is fucking garbage?
This space wizard laser sword fight isn't very realistic
That's terrible. Shakespeare should really sue him.
>>214926642Everyone is criticizing alien earth you fucking retard. One of the alien subreddits was practically made into an alien earth hate sub because the main one was banning anyone who criticizes it.Or do you mean why RLM isn't talking about it, well the answer is they think they're too cool to review anything anyone actually watches and would rather talk about straight to streaming slop, and on the rare occasion they actually review a movie in theatres they just talk about the movie industry or why no one goes to theatres instead of the movie itself.
>>214927860vs extremely realistic fight scenes in RLM's works
Trying to actually make things definitely gave me an appreciation to anyone who made anything, even if it was dogshitIt's really, really not as easy as you imagine.
>>214927748>At least the heads of Marvel put some effort into telling a decent story.That hasn't been true for like 10 years now.
>>214927728>N-no uok
>>214926806He said "ok my niggas." It barely counts
>>214928370>it doesn't count because third riech mike was just jokingweirdest cope. We like him because he's racist.
>>214928064is that footage of jay getting manhandled by his lover?
>>214926642Lmao it was a woman in the suit. No wonder it sucked.
>>214927777who said what with Twilight? I was already on the "Twilight is fucking great" train back in like 2015 long before that fucking manlet faggot nigger who should be shot through the lower jaw "moistcritikal" made some videos calling Twilight fun to watch.
>>214928064Domestic abuse is no laughing matter
>>214926117careful Icarus
>>214928064the guy Jay is fighting is 5'9...also is his performance bad because actually trying to make this scene look good would be too lame for his disaffected Gen X brain?You know, in drama class, which they made me take for one year back in highschool, my teacher told me I had great ideas, could write and could really carry a scene. But when given the option to write stuff I'd always ultimately tend towards subversion or humor to avoid having to bare myself or appear genuine. That's what they do. Except I was 15 in a class I didn't want to do in the first place, and they're 45 and consider themselves "filmmakers".Mike even did his whole disaffected too cool for school shit during the WWE ringside footage.
>>214928511hmmmmm
>when you see an elderly person getting hurt
>>214925765you need to kill someone or don't you dare to criticize the murderers, then?>cowardly zone of "ironically bad".but how can you criticize them you didnt make a movie yourself.
>>214928546the fuck? i thought it was that dude from before but they found even smaller actor for it?
>>214925392normal people hear an argument and agree or don' agree, but you retards literally only meltdown that someone even dared to tell something.
>>214929149Unironically what is his issue with old people
>>214930356It’s the only edgy thing he can laugh at
>>214925392
>>214930356it's fun to laugh at other people's pain.
>>214925392based geriatric alcoholic still makes prequelfags seethe
>>214925392Why are mid-werstern Gen X-ers so fucking pathetic?
>>214930356fear of death
>>214925551BAP BAP BAAAP
>>214925602The reviews were a bad-faith hit piece, and even that might be giving Mike too much credit since he clearly didn't understand the plot from the first scene and made a ton of retarded criticisms on the back off his own ignorance. You are right that he pointlessly explained 'first day at film school' information, which is probably the limit of his understanding.
>>214930807He is practically one of them.
>>214925438>There were parts that I liked and some parts that I didn't like >That one scene where the fetus is being ripped right out of the mother's stomach by that demon was great>But then you see the mother's shirt ripped open and her breasts are out and I was like oh, that's kinda tasteless...
>>214925392>Angry internet asshole has opinion on space movie for manchildrenGive me a single reason why I should care one way or another?
>>214932497Because it's funny to look at it from the outside. Especially when you consider their hopes came true in the form of the Disney trilogy and how much they're pretending that trilogy wasn't awful.
>>214929149BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGPDq_5hNs8
>>214932497>le both sidesYou are an assblasted sequelfag. Nothing more.
>>214932535I don't see what's so funny about that.
>>214926740>the story was well written and made senseMike, you're fooling no one.
>>214925522I wanna fuck shinji's dad in the ass, cum in all.
How much copium do you have to be on to compare the Prequels' dialogue to Shakespeare?
>>214925522All of the main characters are fish out of waters, depending on what planet they're on.
>>214932559le both sides what? I'm only talking about one side - the side that takes Star Wars too seriously.
>>214925650They did and it was fucking awful.
>>214926642lowered expectations since 1999
>>214926642Look how they massacred my boy. This look like one of the bad movies RLM would watch
>>214925392Eat SHIT, Mike.
>>214932710Not a big fan of schadenfreude, eh? It does require a high iq indeed.
>>214925392>Mike thinks modern Simpsons are good>recommended Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny>recommended The Acolyte>complain about Star Trek fans criticizing while having multiple videos criticizing modern Star Trek>complain about hollywood only making sequels and reboots while having an animated show where they pitch ideas for sequels and remakes>said graveyards should be removed so we can have more space for parking lots>claimed female led movies don't flop>defend nepo babies, call them "Legacy Artists" because you are friends with one of them>have to point out they are reviewing a movie that was on Mystery Science Theater because that one time people pointed out they ripped off their jokes
>>214925392I watched their Blade Runner review and Jay hated the movie solely because he couldn’t get over Ridley Scott saying that Deckard is a replicant. It’s like he couldn’t form his own opinion about what was presented in the movie.
>>214925392Look, it was always just a giant trekkie versus starwars shit post. it was never suppose to get this big or be taken this seriously.
>>214933673>being mentally ill
>>214926642>humans are the REAL MONSTERSWomen are fucking terrible writers.
>>214927281One of them is balding and one of them is bald, is there a second balding guy on that squad?
>>214928468>He's not on RiechMike teir patreon. Where else are you going to get a Rich Evans doing full hitler cosplay?
>>214925392More like he stole from Kurosawa,Flash Gordon, and Frank Herbert
>>214926117>AAAHAAAH GET TO DA CHOPPER!that guy cracks me up
>>214936010BOP BOP BOPLOOK AT ME! WHAAAT?
>>214931899WHAAAAAAAT?
>>214926642It's funny how all the fatsos foaming at the mouth about this scene have no idea of the context of it.
>>214927748No, you're just pathologically attached to the prequels in a way that makes no sense.
>>214936510There's no context that makes it palatable.
>>214931988I need you late millennial retards to understand that everyone over the age of 15 walked out of the prequels uncomfortable and dissatisfied in an inarticulate way. They talked with their friends trying to figure out what exactly was wrong, but they usually settled on some simple scapegoat issues, e.g. midichlorians bad, instead of any complete criticism that really gathered together everything that made them bad. These guys put it together and all those people were like oh yeah, this is everything wrong with them instead of just my pet peeve and it being relatively early in Youtube the video took off.
>>214931341Early Gen Xers are fineRLM are late Gen X, so it would be more accurate to call them Xillennials
>>214936687What are you, 70? Shut the fuck up already.
>>214936560>I didn't even see it but have strong opinions about it.Okay, retard.
do any of these guys actually have a family
>>214936821Jay is a dad to his two cats
>>214925392>A PLATONIC MALE FREINDSHIP
>>214936821Mike is raising Jessi's Hispanic son. They were spotted at a wrestling match less than a month ago.
>>214925603Space cop was good
>214936737>t. anally devastated Xillennial
>still no review for One Battle After Another
>>214936995their silence is deafening.
IT BROKE NEW GROUNNDDD
>>214936756There is no "context" that changes anything, she just starts hissing like a retard. Nothing before or after the scene changes how retarded it is
>>214927572This argument was such a fucking cope. RedditLetterMedia couldn't admit that people no longer give a shit about their awful takes on the PT. Funnily enough they also like nu-Disney trash like TFA and TLJ, mybe they secretly do wish for Ack-olyte to be beloved by fans kek
>>214926642Pratical effects were a mistake.
>>214931988Mike couldn't get that the Prequels are way more experimental like George's earlier flicks. He wanted another fantasy flick that was the exact fucking same as the OT beat by beat except with Anakin instead. This is why he licked TFA's balls so much>>214936587This is completely fucking false, as false as retards who whine that RotJ was "hated in its day". There was a comparatively tiny movement of people who hated that the PT wasn't just the OT again, and they won prominence over the early internet because back then AVGN-style bullshit rants with cynical attitudes were the cool thing regardless of actual critical validity. The Plinkett reviews are objectively awful and meritless, they lack a single valid argument and outright lie in numerous parts such as the supposed "CGI overuse", but they got popular because people thought a fat oaf whining in a depressed tone was the funniest shit, like how Nostalgia Critic got popular despite also being a talentless clown. Now RLM are getting a real taste of how normal people see their reviews and are malding over it kek
>>214939623>Funnily enough they also like nu-Disney trash like TFA and TLJ, mybe they secretly do wish for Ack-olyte to be beloved by fans kekRetarded anon never watched RLM.
>>214939738Nah, TFA and TLJ are the exact same thing those fags wanted. More of the same. Except now they're complaining because it's the cool thing to do (not because of them, but because of far superior reviewers like Mauler who actually analyze films fairly instead of making a shitty, unfunny "wholesome chungus 100" script and trying to pass it off as actual valid criticism.
>>214939712>There was a comparatively tiny movement of people who hated that the PT wasn't just the OT againCute revisionism. Episode 2 had a 40% box office drop when compared to episode 1.
>>214939771They didn't like TLJ nor Acolyte. They also said Acolyte is just like the prequels (and they are right)>but because of far superior reviewers like Mauler who actually analyze films fairlyM00ler doesn't even understand metaphors. He's unironically autistic.
>>214927139People are still crying about TLJ.
>>214939792>Muh box officeRetard, Spider-Man 1 was out at the same time. It still was the fifth highest grossing film of 2002, it simply got overshadowed by a movie which had far more anticipation due to Spider-Man being far more popular than Star Wars>>214939836Ack-olyte is so distant from the PT that if you genuinely believe that, you're a total fucking retard with no basic comprehension skills. TLJ was exactly what they wanted, they just bitched about it because it was popular since it split the fanbase with how fucking horrible it was>M00ler doesn't even understand metaphorsYep, obviously retarded. Don't worship Mauler but compared to Mike's fat arse he's an actual reviewer
>>214939894>Ack-olyte is so distant from the PT that if you genuinely believe that, you're a total fucking retard with no basic comprehension skills.That's all the prequeldrones ever provide, ad-hominems and babyrage.
>describe the character without describing what they look like what they do or what their personality is or
>>214940021Says the one not even able to explain how they're close. Also funny that you complain about PT fans doing ad-hominems when it was people like you that almost drove Jar Jar's actor to suicide, made kid Anakin's actor a junkie due to bullying and caused George to drop the franchise all together because of your massive witch hunts
meanwhile caught in the act watching mandrama
>>214940102You don't like watching big, sweaty, muscly men grappling for hours on end? What are you, an gay?
>>214925392unironic RLM enjoyer here. I like when they talk about a movie I just saw because I can think about the movie again and consider their viewpoints. It's good slop to have on in the background
>>214940168This. I also like my pretend friends.
>>214925392Mike and jay are big gay faggots
>>214925438Give the faggos a break.It's something they can both agree on in-between the bum darts party
>>214925603Tell Jimmy Kimmel and Colbert to start their own shows with 20 writers and a production team
>>214940281T R V K I ERVKIE
>>214925765>Almost every critic, when given the opportunity to make a creative work, never leaves the cowardly zone of "ironically badDidn't Ebert work on the "pussy cat die die" softcore film as a writer.How respectable
>>214926117I liked how he mocked how faggoty mike is
>>214926806Nothing wrong with hating orcs and hook noses
>>214927281He still looks better than hook noses.Seriously you can't be pretty with an ugly nose.Btw I think Mike and jay are big gay faggots
>>214927307The ultimate warrior is more based than anything star wars has done.
>Well Jay, what did you think about me fucking your ass last night??>WELL I DIDNT LOOOOVE IT…>Really? You…came 3 times from it…>WELL I DIDNT HAAAAAATE IT….
>>214927748>Everything they done with nu Star Wars seems maliciousEspecially that ugly ass orc. Even among orcs, he is considered obnoxious, annoying and stupid
>>214936995it's not marvel or disney, sorry
>>214928064Pol was right homo relationships are abusive
>>214928468Yeah, racism against orcs and hook noses is cool.Caucasophobia is vile and faggoty
>>214932944Mike prefers eating dick
>>214933673>claimed female led movies don't flop>>defend nepo babies, call them "Legacy Artists" because you are friends with one of themI keep telling you all that Mike and jay are butt buddies.What more proof do you need
>>214933872Wyman are terrible at everything
>>214933876Count ugly hook noses and try to shame people about their noses instead.It could stop a genocide
>>214936463I told you all they were faggots.
>>214936881It's a fake relationship to hide mike's homo ways
>>214939712Lol shill. Everyone hates the prequels except for little kids.That's why only the first prequel had the big merch push. Looking back it was bad acting.All of the main cast gave wooden boring performances
>>214939792Based millennial was there.I remember they advertised digital projection like it was a big deal
>>214939869Hook noses still crying about holohoax.Orcs still crying about muh slavery while supporting sweat shops, human trafficking and illegal labor
>>214940021Do prequel zoomers ever admit that the acting dragged down the prequel
>>214940102Hook noses are jealous of wrestling.Just like they hate smoking because it was a Caucasian industry
>>214939792Episode 1 had the highest gross out of all 3 movies but episode 2 actually had a stronger first week. Episode 3 had the best opening week but over all made less money than episode 1. All 3 movies made a profit, with a production budget of roughly 115m for episode 1, 115m for episode 2, and 113m for episode 3. The domestic gross for each film was $380,270,577 $302,191,252 $431,088,295 for episodes 3, 2, and 1 respectively, with international grosses being $469,727,028 $343,065,200 $493,216,789 in that same order.All 3 movies stayed, on average, in the top 10 for over 2 months in their respective showings.The prequels were all highly successful film and multimedia franchises. george won.
>>214932451Seems like Jay is James Janisse's long lost twin, at least mindset-wise.
>>214925392>DS9 ripped-off Babylon 5, Mike>Farscape is great, Mike>Stop making me watch Starslop, Mike
>>214930356It's acceptable "safe edgy" humor for a leftist
look at mebap bap bapwhaaatt?
>>214925438>Hey Jay remember how the fans love it when we talk about relevant movies, classic movies, Star Trek videos, Best of the Worst, and so on?>Yeah well fuck you lets quadruple double down on being smarmy gen x faggots that do shit material repeatedly "on purpose" because ironic detachment is all we are capable of. BAP BAP BAA
>>214925392They fell off ages ago, the reviews are bad and they've been outclassed by others but worst of all they aren't even funny anymore. I don't get the point of watching a bunch of shitty unfunny tapes. The whole thing feels like peak gen-x where you 'ironically' derride trying because you'd fail and humiliate yourself.
>>214944094Very unique take.
>>214944061They still do all those things, chud. It's amazing they've had the will to do this for so long as is
>>214925438>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO REVIEW MY HECKIN WHOLESOME COMIC BOOK MOVIESi love that they make the capecuck manchildren seethe by doing thisgo cry to your wall of funko pops, queer.
>>214940758Its just Mike in particular brownnosing in a desperate attempt to get in close with the right people because behind all that faux cynicism he is a manchild wanting to be famous for real. They hate their fans and their role as eternal e-celebs. Just look at their utter excitement to be included as voice actors in shows that feature other *real* celebrities like... Doug Walker
>>214936549>when you get recognized by a prequel fan.
>Mike's alcoholism is starting to have serious impact on his health>Jay is spending more and more time online arguing with MAGA people on Twitter through his alt accounts>Rich is getting a lot of work outside of RLM for his BTS skills and is starting to drift away>Jack wants nothing to do with RLM these days>BeardfatIs RLM a slowly collapsing house of cards?
>>214925603Damn. Witwer is a real one.
>>214944995Its hard to see them pulling off another big video and probably are seeing a viewership decline as us old fucks age out or die. I cant see some 20 year old getting excited to here their parents opinions in a review that last more than 5 minutes.
>>214944995Youtube has always been a trap for anyone with some minor media skills.
>>214928064Why is Bill Burr trying to make Jay build a gorilla nest????
Out of all reviewers rlm are the ones who recommend decent content.
>>214925392mike isn't serious about any of that stuff, he just exaggerated the way scifi nerds behaved on forums for comedic effect and nitpicked everything possible to fill 2hrs
>>214939712Trvke.
What stage of obesity is this?
>>214947303For as much of a lazy alkie he is it's not bad. It's definitely obesity but I'd almost assume he'd be way worse at this point. Like actual lost a leg from diabeetus plinkett joke levels.
I'd pay to see them shit on alien earth
>>214925603>you have no right to say this car is bad unless you design, engineer and build your own car
>>214925603>hey, I ordered a sandwich and you brought me a plate with a turd on it. >OH YEAH? Well let me see you start a restaurant if you’re such a fucking critic!
