>>214926664They bang your wife
Take the blue pill or the red pill. Take two.
>>214926664They're a red-colored cocktail drink, and not what you think
>>214926664they're flooding europe with negronis
>>214926664You reckon Anthony had a small baguette?
>>214926664Why does the CIA keep using this agent for the “Middle aged white male who mysteriously kills himself” role?
>>214926664>Kill whitey
>>214926704>take two
>>214926664It's okay if you have one, but you can also have two of them.
Thats a big cup
They suck balls. I ordered one because of that bourdain quote but I didn't have the second one. Its good only if you like bitter and I mean medicine-tier bitter that feels almost like something you shouldn't swallow. I guess you need to do as he said, have negroni to know its secrets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srjk7qJ4PQ4
>>214926664I'm glad he switched to smaller smokes. They're not good for you!
>>214926664From the man himself:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxWjRU8oxU
>>214926664I’ll not be satisfied until the cup is larger than the table. That or maybe after three negronis
>>214926664Kissinger was dabbing on Bordain's grave.JK, he didn't know who he was.
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>>214926664Have at least 3 if you don't want to kill yourself
>still no hidden fieri in the background
Why are people trying so hard to make bourdain look bad recently could it be his negative comments on Israel going viral?
>>214927962have a parley
>>214927987>be dead>make negative comments on israel>make two
Negroni is just a free pass to say negro because it sounds like macaroni
>>214928009>free passI live in a country were I can say negro just fineImagine having to have "Free passes" for words, jesus christ Dystopian
Hey! You from the US of A as well? Fuuuck, can't believe it! Get over here and have a sit with me, damn. Did you watch the game last night? God DAMN I can't believe that ref, but anyway.... Did you go to the Eiffel tower yet? You gotta see it, it's amazing. I'm so glad I paid for this vacation. My wife is cheating on me and I'm going through a divorce. Btw want to talk about what college my kid is going to? C'mon and have a sit here dude. C'mon and HEY WAITER!!! WAITER!!! Another coke for my buddy!!
>>214927817It's made with Campari. You know a liquor is vile when they use the flayed man of House Bolton on their labels and promotional material.
>>214928052kek
A negroni is a bitter-sweet drink. It is made of three equal parts. Gin (I recommend Tanqueray No.10), sweet vermouth (I recommend Cocchi Vermouth Di Torino), and Campari (a bitter liquor).
obligatory watch for cuckhold-induced suicide enjoyers
>>214926664Why is his coffee so small? He may as well have ordered an Espresso.
Why are people trying to make bourdain look so good recently could it be trying to make his pro-palestine arguments go viral?
>>214928040Don't be dense. Free pass, not legally, as in socially. Go say negro in your workplace at the top of your lungs. Report back.
>>214928820Only brown people care about brown people b
>>214928820>be dead>make pro-palestine arguments>make two
>>214926664You should have two of them
The red pill is no one actually likes them but they tolerate them cus of the faggot worldly image it evokes among other dweebs when spotted They genuinely taste like asprin but they’re kinda ok if you replace the Campari with aperol instead
>>214929021They taste horrible. It's a nonsensical drink. It's easier to sip straight bottom shelf liquor than it is to drink those things.
>>214929021Aperol also tastes like cough medicine thoughbeit.
>>214926664>>2149266642 is the limit. 3 and you'll hang yourself
In my older age i stopped understanding drinks and liquor that doesn't genuinely taste good. It's just fucking alcohol, you drink it to get drunk. Why would you try to make million different bitter tasting versions of it? There are better drugs anyway, fuck.
>>214926664I remember the first time i ordered a Negroni, it was at a bucca de beppo, and we had a black waiter. I asked for it, he blinked hard and asked again and I clarified. Kek
>>214929454>a negroni.>Nigger.
>>214929519
>>214926664Is this the 2nd N word Trump was talking about?
>>214929550>a negroni…drink
>>214929208>>214929021What's the hype about Aperol Spritz? In Paris you see faggots and bitches sipping on those like it was the best thing ever. But first I heard about it was in a previous job in a hotel I worked at, where it was asked at the bar pretty frequently.
>>214929647Forgot the time period. It was t2 years ago. Previous to that I never saw anyone order it.
>>214928052>have a sit with meHave two
>>214926704lol
>>214926704
bourdainposting is one of the better things thatve come out of this board in a good while
>>214926664Have two of them.
>>214926664>remove a buccal fat pad>remove two
>>214927759For you
>>214929647Lies, everyone in Paris is Muslim and they don't drink alcohol.
>>214927902Have a Negro Knee. Have 2.
>>214929647Aperol + something topped with Champagne. A lot of industry people push that as aperol is relatively cheap and you can either go cheap with the Champagne to sell high volume or hit them high dollar with a premium Champagne.
>>214929021>the faggot worldly image it evokes among other dweebs when spottedOh, that’s why it was Bourdain’s favorite then.
