Does it hold up?
Feel like pure shit just want him back
my family still loves to watch so I guess so
>>214938548Clarissa was better
>>214938906Would Salem post on this board?
>>214938548yes sabrina was a hot piece of ass. i rewatched this as adult recently when it was on antennae tv
You now remember Aunt Vesta
>>214938548Salem was based
>>214938548It reminds me of a better world. I miss the 90s so damn much.
Did you like the early or later years? I prefer the later ones with that sexy redhead & punky brewster
Summoning the rare Salem supercurator
>>214939122He was an actual nazi, so yeah prob.
>>214939629actually the middle. in the beginning it wasnt as off the wall as it became. then by the later years it became boring again. i like the middle and i liked the clock shop year or years the most. punky wasnt attractive and was a terrible actor
Salembros… he’s literally falling apart
>>214938548Not really. The cat animatronics might have been amazing in its day, but now it looks really fake. Every time I see it, I turn off the show.
>>214938548I started to rewatch it a few years back but then in s3(?) Don Faison shows up and I remebrred they end up dating or whatever so I dropped the series and MJH right thereVelerie and Libby were both hotter anyway
>>214939898This makes me sad for some reason.
>>214940222Because you're a weepy homo.
>>214938548Sabrina the Teenage Witch? More like Sabrina the Right Sexy Bitch.
>>214939629sell us on the best eps
>>214939629Wish we had higher quality pics from the tv show
>>214940245You are heartless.>>214940222Because many of us grew up with Sabrina and saw the cat on TV.
>>214940967>Because many of us grew up with Sabrina and saw the cat on TV.I did too, but somehow I ended up a normal straight male who doesn't get all gay and emotional over stupid shit.
>>214938548I am pretty sure this, alex mack and a girl at school when I was like 7-8 gave me a life long preference for blonde, milky skin women.I also like them chubby
>>214941020Why do retards always think that discovering their sexual preferences at a young age involved some kind of imprinting that programmed them to like a certain thing?
>>214941053>retardsIt is called external factors. It is often related to childhood experiences as they nurture our character as causality is the effect of the sentient experience.So in laymans terms, we are now experiencing effects that had causes created in the past. SO in sexual preference sake, things we found pleasant in the past often relate to our sexual preferences.In this case blonde women.Its logic, if I have one chubby blonde at school I take a fancy to, then come home and have things like this, alex mack or round the twist with blonde teenage girls in it, I am most likely gonna gain a preference for blonde teenage girls.Though idk where I got eating pussy and sex in nature as sexual preferences.It also has a contribution as a snowball effect as I have been with quite a few blonde women now so have all these built up mental assimilation of sex and blonde girls.
>>214941131Total nonsense that retards believe.
>>214938548I remember there was an episode where Sabrina goes to a rave and it seemed that the people writing the episode had heard the word rave used by young people but didn't really understand what that meant.
>>214941184If only that had some smart zoomer to tell them what it really meant.
>>214941150You are literally mentally retarded if you dont even understand the basic functions of causality
>>214941211I understand it. It's just wrong. Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.
>>214939898a shame, looks like that foam was not built to last
>>214941204stop using words you don't understand
>>214941229Probably also ended up being stored somewhere not climate controlled. Even with southern California's temperate climate, being in a box in someone's garage will cause breakdown.
>>214941246Yes, only zoomers born post-2002 understand the true meaning of rave. I bow.
>>214941260not sure why you're dying on this hill, that episode was laughable even at the time
>>214941229>>214941255Why bother? It's just a cheap prop from a crappy tv show that aired for kids. Should be in a dumpster.
she hold up my cock if you get my drift.
Did you know this show was mandated to add a black character.
>>214941273The zoomer laughs. He knows the true meaning of rave.
>>214939925I always thought that made him more hilarious when I used to watch it
>>214941290Are you saying Salem was a DEI hire?
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>>214938548as a kid I had no idea this had anything to do with Archie, we dont even have that outside the US.cat was funny, aunts were hot, that is all I remember
>>214941314Show was AGP af.
>>214940984Men get emotional over inanimate objects all the time. Their cars, their boats, their TVs, etc.The strange one here is you.
>>214941361It's declining T levels.
>>214939925No one was fooled by it. Mixing in an actual cat with the robotic cat made it even more obvious and I suspect that was intentional. They knew they'd never be able to afford the required CGI or high end robotics to make Salem look anywhere close to "realistic" so they leaned into the kitch and mixed the real and robotic cats in a way so obvious that the viewers got to feel like they were in on the joke.
>>214938591this image says it all, damn. just snapped out of some bullshit
>>214941314I don't typically think of pancakes as "plump" or "juicy" but whatever
>>214941395>hurr durr it was bad on purposeSure it was. People will do anything to defend their nostalgic bullshit.
>>214938548I liked the ass and the pussy.
>>214941429Me too. Makes me wonder what kind of thread we're in?
>>214938548>So, you start the watch when Salem comes on screen, then you write the time down and indicate whether it was that crappy puppet or an actual cat.
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>>214941482Why do browns lust after our women?
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>>214941514theres look like dogshit most of the time. everyone of every race wants a white woman, its like a status symbol in the 3rd world too. it means "i've finally made it"
>>214941565>uses theres instead of theirsSAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>214938548I'd never date a witch because if I was late for lunch they'd cast a hex on me that shrunk my penis. No thank u!
>>214939296>>214938548>>214940885lazy eye
>>214941053It does exactly that. How do you think faggots are made?
>>214942664Kristen Bell has one too. I think it's cute. Keep your Rachel Zeglers and Zendayas. We just want hot white actresses back!
>>214938548High school episodes hold up fairly well. I figured Salem would age poorly on a re-watch, but he hard carries the show.
>>214938548Her booty holds up my pneis.
>>214942689>KB has a lazy eye No she doesn't. Her eyes are slightly asymmetrical, but she doesn't have a lazy eye. Young KB was exceptionally beautiful, MJH was always 'mid, with a lazy eye' tier.
>>214942756Bell admits to having a wonky eye in several interviews. Come on dude. If you don't see it. Then your eyes are wonky too.
>>214939520I jacked off to this a few times, but more to Aunt Zelda
>>214941131>if I have one chubby blonde at school I take a fancy tohere is where the retardedness of your logic is staring you in the face and you can't see it.you already had the preference before this supposed mass exposure, you were just discovering your preferences through your response to the stimuli. you would have been exposed to other types of girls too, but you didn't respond to them in the same way because you didn't have an underlying preference for them
>>214942780not in the pic you posted, or anything else i've seen her in. a wonky eye that can be fixed before the camera rolls is a world of difference when compared to a hopelessly lazy eye I suppose.
>>214940984>over stupid shit.it's also gay to get emotional over not-stupid shit. Kill emotion.
>>214939925>amazing in its dayeven as a kid watching this when it aired I thought it looked retarded and was intentionally that way to boost the comedy. Salem was the only interesting thing about this show to my 9yo self.
>>214941428Who the fuck is defending a decades old show anon? And defending from what? Other than a few obsessed retards online this show was long forgotten until the IP got some new blood recently. That anon was just pointing out how inaccurate your post was, don't be such a pussy about it.
>>214939898>seems to be missingyou don't say!
>>214941020do people really have pinned down preferences when looking for women? That never made sense to me, I like all kinds of women.
>>214941514People want what they can't have, plus all that Hollywood shit they probably consoom
>>214938548i used to jerk off to this show when it was on tvi have no opinions about it
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>>214942689I would fuck Kristen Bell's face into a fine paste.
>>214943153>I like all kinds of women.I like a lot of different kind but there are some that disgust me.I am extremely turned off by black skin, sexually turned off, but I actually lost my virginity to a mixed race black/white girl and I have fucked 2 others. 3 total but all mixed race, not black.There has been a hand full of times I have seen full on black women attractive though, the skin though, its horrid.Then ultimately I have sexual preferences yeah, but the most important thing is the persons ethics and character.Every persons 10/10 is unique and personal to them.
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>>214943153I dislike women who resemble my mom or sister
>>214943300kek
>>214938548It still holds up my dick, that's for sure. Wish there was a 1080p release.
>the episode where Hilda teaches her the spell to regenerate a hymenYup, I’m thinking kino!
>>214939898That sucks I liked this kot, dunno if it was same va in animated series but still comf
>gives you agp
>>214941314>Kino!
>>214942780>No, I actually have a really fucked up eye! Like it's crazy. My mom must have been drinking when she was pregnant. But yeah, you can see that I'm ugly just like you, and that's why you should buy my makeup line!
>>214939520who's the maid?
>>214941229>was not built to lastHe just like me
I'm noticing a lot of black cat threads in honor of the holiday season
>>214945419I didn’t even realize it was October when I made it ngl.
>>214939898>kill me
>>214944652why
just bought Season One but its missing the first disc, what'd I miss?
>>214939898It was a puppet?! I thought it was a well trained cat with something in its mouth o simulate mouth flaps.
>>214946919it was a very agreeable, trainable cat who happened to be good friends with a parrot that worked in hollywood.
>>214946877Hymen destruction
>>214938548Pre-college seasons are still good, so yes.
>>214947084yours, mine, or both?
>>214947185Salem’s
>>214941131>my post is long, therefore I am smart!!
>>214939925Still looks better than 99% of the cheap cgi we get now
