A modern retail of Icarus
>>214939276It's literally the opposite of Icarus he flew away from the sun
>>214939308It's the modern twist
>>214939276sunk too far v,_>v
He was a great man with a vision. A pioneer.
>>214939276 Diversity. Equity. Implosion.
>>214939276Retail? You mean retelling? You retard?
>>214939308So you're saying your expectations were subverted
>>214939276Is this a stealth delta p thread? Because it should be
>>214939276Why was he such a penny pincher?
>>214940340when poseidon's gotcha, hes gotcha
He sunk too close to the titantic a tale as old as time
>>214940340it is now/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>214940317submerged even
>>214939276Hope floats. He clearly has none
>>214939276>get too close to the sun>die>go too far from it>dieMaybe the early tribals worshipping the sun had the right idea
>>214940190came here to post this
>>214939276>retailGOOD MORNING SAAAAAAAAR
>>214940190>>214941149retail>From the Old French verb retaillier.>3. To repeat or circulate (news or rumours) to others.>He retailed to them the curious interchange of phrases he had overheard on the journey from Aleppo.>He became quite pale as he retailed these stories to Constance.
>>214940352>Xbox EliteThey wish. Maybe if they'd shelled out for the best gamepad on the market they wouldn't have gone down.
>retailthe public education system failed you
>>214941247nice try
>>214939276Campbell's tomato soup!POSSIBILITIES!!!
>>214941287That's not a PS4 controller.
>>214941287thats not a mad catz
>>214939276>retailgood morning saar. icard do the needful into the sun!
What did Jimmy Cameron say about this?
>>214941295To be fair, anyone who cared about this had an IQ less than 90
>>214939308Icarus had to not fly too high or too low or the salt water spray from the sea would fuck up his wings just as badIt's the mythical allegory of stay in your lane you small dicked bitch
The Titan sub was sabotaged.
>>214939276the oceangate cretin...
hi ho
>>214940190He was sellling trips to their deaths so it works
>>214939276what's so fascinating about all of this is no one has ever died in such a catastrophic implosionyou could literally hear the implosion in that one video where his wife's on the computer in the surface ship, and supposedly they felt the implosion tooit's so fucking crazy
>>214943237he basically said Stockton Crush was as dumb as the Titanic's captain
>>214943237What a retard
>>214943237https://youtu.be/XU7gnMSzf_c?t=3
The Logitec controller still haunts my dreams
>>214939276>come with me if you want to be toothpaste.
>>214940352>>214943124>>214943144>>214945035in the early footage they used a Playstation 3 controllers but then switched to Logislop for the Titan
