If he just forgave his wife(she copulated with a man because of the news that lucious was dead) Julius Caesar wouldnt have died. Moids are so fucking retarded
>>214941489they thought he was dead. like, just stop being an assholealso his daughter accused him of murdering his mother and he doesnt deny or explain what really happened
>>2149414892 unarmed vs an entire senate of knife meatballniggers? best case scenario the jew caesar runs like a girl while lucius dies
>>214941619Lucious was appointed as a senator but hes just a glorified bodyguard. Obviously hes got a hidden weapon on him and remember back then when lucious and pullo double teamed 5-10 gauls at once easily
>>214941619>>214941684the point wasnt that the dozens of senators couldn't overpower lucius, the point was that the senate wanted to avoid killing him at all cost to avoid losing favour with the pleb.
>>214941684you mean the blue "spaniards" who were agents of pompey?
>>214941619>lucius diesHe would have taken the knife off the first senator to draw one. They all would have fled after that. They were scared to come at the unarmed caeser
>>214941808>blue spaniards>not blue
>>214941799still the OPs point stands.
>>214941907They found the blue paint
>>214941931Paint isnt discovered yet back then
>>214941954Paint made from woad you nigger faggot
THIRTEENTH!
>>214941799>>214941922VETO THE DIGITS
>>214941489These being the words of Gaius Anonimous:When I was a newfag, I defended this board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to OP, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, OP. Please listen as if you were straight and intelligent, and not a hrt riddled abomination. You are certainly not without accomplishments: it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a cuck before even coming of age. You have brought upon us bans, range blocks and deletions. You are /tv's/ Jules of Euphoria. But then a trannys role has always suited you best.
>>214942700best post in weeks
>>214942700worst post in weeks
>>214941619Lucius was hyper aware of violence. He would've noticed the senators squaring up around Caesar and would've reacted so fast he'd have pulled the knife away from the first old man to pull it out. They were able to get the jump on Caesar because he was genuinely shocked. He didn't know they all hated him to that degree and he considered most of them a dear friend. They were nobody to Lucius, the moment they started whipping out knives he would've reverted to his legionnaire instinct and seen them as just a bunch of savages trying to kill his general. Even if he couldn't kill them all he'd kill enough, and if he dies the conspirators lose credibility.
>>214942700>it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a cuck before even coming of age.Bellyful of laughter.
>>214942476tricks? there are no tricks in stage magic!
>>214941489You're cuckcoded, please give up, your future is bleak.
>>214942700best post in months
>>214941684nigga carrying weapons on you as a senator was illegal and a violation of sacred law. that's why the assassination was so brutal
>>214942700mfw
>>214942919>he blackens his eyes with soot, like a prostitute.
>>214942885I didnt know they were frisked before they entered
>>214942700>>214942761>cuckLucious was presumed dead. What would she do? Be a widower forever? Retard
>>214941489What do you expect from someone with such barbarian features?>>214942476Digits are a matter of religion!>>214942700>
>>214943004nigga what part of sacred do you not understand. they believed the gods would punish them.
>>214943029She still fucked her sister's husband you retard. Then had the girls lie to their father. She was a fucking whore.
>>214943042Its true, he had a Gaelic look about him, but he was as solid a Roman as any man.
>>214943080Hes a retarded nigger. Someone like Vorenus would never do it regardless due to his own ethics.
>>214943084Shes not a whore retard. Hes presumed dead. Get that to your thick skull
>>214943080Yes the senators believed it to be sacred thats why they didnt assassinate caesar at the forum... Wait...
>>214943314and the gods punished them for their crimes
>>214943304She fucked her sisters husband. Shes a fucking whore and retarded niggers like you should be thrown off the tarpeian rock
Why are prostitutes not allowed in a funeral?
>>214943327>gods Lole
>>214943344>She fucked her sisters husbandAnd? Hes fucking dead. Why would he care?
>>214943380It caused her sister harm
>>214943369fear the gods, heathen
>>214943380The whore ruined her sisters marriage and set a terrible example for het daughters, one of which actually ended up being prostituted due to her whore mother's actions. The whore mother even killed herself leaving vorenus to deal with the traumatised daughters and her bastard. Disgusting cunt that she was. Vorenus was a good man but fortune never stopped pissing on him.
>>214942700And what of good Solonius?
>>214943575cack
>>214942700
>>214942700b-b-based>>214941489>copulate with a mancopulate with two!tell me, do the women in your life orgy as well as her? you sound like someone worth deceiving into quasi-friendship.
>>214941549As paterfamilias he has the legal right to kill anyone in his family
>>214943988>do the women in your life orgy as well as herI never ask why? Its her body so its her choice. What are you a communist/anti liberty?
>>214943401No it didnt.>>214943498>whoreI dont think you know what that word means. She basically didnt cheated, it was the other guy who cheated
>>214941489>she copulated with *her brother in law and ruined her daughter's prospects by making her look like a whore because of the news that lucious was deadVorenus was better off without her.
>>214941489Vorenus was a dumb motherfucker, it wasn't just that he had a stick up his ass. There's a scene with Posca trying to explain politics to him and the man has to change his approach three times so the retard does not stab him. In fact, you can argue that the show is decidedly against Caesar and uses retard brutes such as Vorenus to underline that point. Not to mention that the Republic falls apart because another one of Caesar's thugs was a degenerate gambler.>>214941549The daughter plotline is just another one of reasons why S2 fall was the sheerest drop in television history. Worse than Twin Peaks S2 debacle, at least Lynch saved it in the end. Rome fell apart and not because it got gimped by the producers, the casting was shit, the plotlines were awful in second season. Brutus and Anthony hard carried it to watchability.
>>214942919>>214943042
>>214944676hes not dumb, just naive and moral to a fault. he believed in the sanctity of rome's republican ideals, not his fault most of the senate didnt
>>214944534>paterfamiliasbut he aint bonafide
>>214944676>Brutus and AnthonyNo retard. Octavius carried it
>>214944539lol I'm picturing you expecting a truthful answer from that question. You can easily infer all you need to know unless you've got daddy issues... most strong fathers think like this btw "at the Fed level, I am libertarian; at the state level, Republican; at the local level, Democrat; and at the family and friends level, a socialist"
>>214941489He may have been about to, but then she killed herself.Nobody even bothered to tell his kids that she killed herself either, though their hatred towards him is still understandable.
>>214944759They shouldve skinned him alive because he made his wife commit sudoku
>>214944569>No it didnt.Yes it did? It directly lead to her husband being killed by Pullo. Did you watch the show or just have it on in the background?
>>214941489Did Ceasar actually fucked with men or boys in real history?Because that would be gay.
>>214944797yes that is correct and also hitler had one ball and a micropenis
>>214944785What harm? His sister didnt even get nicked
>>214942700He came, he posted, he conquered.
>>214942700Reddit: the post
>>214942700based>>214944900gay
For me it's Jocasta. Posca is the biggest winner in the entire series.
>>214944824I thought those were lies??
>>214944926Incel
>>214945050no u
>>214945050dilate, troon.
Did roman women actually cheated on her husbands? How historical accurate is this?
>>214944797Most experienced old men back then took young boy lovers. Sticking the old penis into the young anus is the best way to transfer knowledge, experience and wisdom.
>>214944900go back there, fagtroon
I just want Eirene back, bros. She was so happy to become a mother ;_;
>>214941489>was deadJust one more excuse women use when they fuck another man. All of it shifts any blame to the bf or husband as cause. Bottom line she wanted to fuck and did and got a pass. No different than a "we were on a break" or "I was lonely" or "you never give me any attention". "I thought you were dead" Never mind trying to confirm or wait a little bit an mourn the loss. Nope gimme a dick.
>>214945140Are there scientifically credible proofs that knowledge could be transfered this way?
Why would you forgive a woman? They'll just do it again
>>214941489If it wasn't for his lying wife he wouldn't have been in Caesar's army anymore to begin with. He deserted and only went back to Marc Antony for a job after he had no other way to provide for his whore wife.
>>214945169Holy incel take
>>214945587Yep that guy is 100% an incel. Chads dont care what women do specially a widowed woman
>>214945899Because Chad doesn't fall in love with them. He knows better
she fucked her sister husband so it doesn't matter, she is still in the wrong
>>214946212she thought he was dead though :(
>>214946238yeah but she still did a shitty thing to her alive sister
>>214946204You wouldnt know since youre an incel
>>214946212>>214946238>>214946244>Suddenly incels in 4ch sympathize with a fucking womanLol lmao
>>214942700>yfw it's pronounced Kike-a-row
>>214946282farthest from truth. Its clear you're just stupid and projecting
>>214946718Ok incel
