https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhQVm7uZXAIT'S UP
>>214947640Thank christ no beardfat
Stuckmann won. RLM fucking lost.
>>214947640Oh goy I can't wait to watch them virtue signal over the negress calling Freddy a faggot!
report eceleb threads as off topic
Even in a video about freddy vs jason they have to defend the idea of hiring JJ for star wars lmao
>grape>pdf filewhy are they using zoomer words?
This movie was the Peak of the American Empire and they're faggots if they don't acknowledge it.
>>214947640>no One Battle After Another HITBDid the check not clear?
>2019>Online media darlings, massive audience, people hang on to their every word, constantly quoted>Now>Hated by 99% of the InternetWhat exactly went so wrong?
Why does Mike constantly reference Rotten Tomatoes?
>>214948031owned by warner brosfollow the money
>>214947640I wonder how many Star Trek references there will be in this episode. Kek
>>214947640Oh goodie, 58 minute video, 30 minutes of which will be beer-brained Mike trying to put together a coherent thought about the movie
>fatView>with the sloppy fatties>who are very smart>but not smart enough to make a decent movie of their own.>not that they would ever dare make something genuine, without frivolity or sarcasm
>>214948013Why is /tv/ so desperate to want to believe RLM are washed up losers even though their views and Patreon have been consistent for a decade?
So, what do they have to say about our girl?
>>214948246Jay says she should have played the lead role
>>214948244It’s 4Chan. There nothing but massive cope across every board.
>>214948244prequeltards.
>>214948013>pop corn movie about two monsters fighting each other BAD>Star Wars Acolyte GOOD
>>214947772>it's slowly manually walking this way!
>>214947798Funniest part is that negress is only one out of the main cast that isn't embarrassed to be in this movie.
This move is the first time I ever saw sex. The girl riding her boyfriend at the party. I remember being absolutely perplexed and telling all my friends about it. Eventually the DVD got taken away.
>>214948387Neither of those statements are accurate to RLM though.
>>214947864because youtube
First Mike sighting since the WWE incident
>>214947772https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Ri1vzdUemt95ttWZxYg7kQ/
>>214948571Lay off the booze anon he was in the latest HitB episode
why did they bring out star wars out of nowhere?
>>214948618Stuckmannized every day until RLM realizes how much they fucking lost
>tfw early 2000s teen slasher movie says the fslur BE BETTER
>>214948768Literally all they do is laugh about it
>>214948013Time. The older you get the sadder the existence of these "movie guys" becomes
>>214948841says the guy posting about successful youtubers on /tv/
>>214948841>The older you get the sadder the existence of these "movie guys" becomesExplain
>>214947640Rip Jay
Why does Rich still hang out with these losers? I bet he could do something like open a comics store or his own channel if he wanted to
>Mike unironically using the word "problematic" for the "f slur" Pack it up, these guys are finished
>>214948914Rich Evans ran over and killed a homeless man with his car on August 7th, 2023 at approximately 2:35AM CT. He hasn't been formally charged or arrested yet but has agreed to turn himself in to the authorities. The police found no drugs or alcohol in his system, yet he was observed driving into the opposite lane of traffic and accelerating into the man standing adjacent to the street. The man was clearly illuminated by powerful streetlights, and there are multiple camera feeds capturing Rich's car audibly accelerating. Basically, Rich just straight up killed a hobo for no reason while completely sober and has no other excuse other than murder. His family and friends are completely shocked, Rich just wants to act like nothing happened. His significant other is talking to a lawyer about getting his charges reduced to manslaughter but Rich confessed to doing something similar to another homeless person in Michigan in 2016. Authorities haven't been able to confirm or identify that particular victim at this present time, but it's likely Rich is telling the truth.
>completely bypass freddy vs Jason vs Ash attemptThey didn't go from this to reboots immediately There's a treatment for a sequel and it was very close to happening with i think Sam Rami possibly directing. Treatment is actually decent and worth a read if you like this movie
>>214948865I know several movie buff guys in their 40s, they've seen everything and are completely jaded. All they have left is watching D list horror movies and convincing themselves that they enjoy them. Or buying Blu-rays that they don't watch (me). Even the fun of finding obscure movies is mostly dead since it's pretty easy now
>>214947980The new Superman was too politically confusing for them to understand, I can't imagine them discussing this. They were also too dumb to understand Inherit Vice.
I love movies with the tsundere black chick wants the nerd's bwc trope
>>214947895>>214948246Damn this movie had some peak gals. No nudity, though. Shame.
>>214949018You sound like a boring faggot desu
>>214949033Sounds like my kind of movie actually, what are some other examples of this?
>jay bitching about modern fan entitlement to the most entitled star wars fan in existencelmao
>>214949234So entitled that mike spent 10 minutes of this review whining AGAIN about how it want his fault JJ Abrams ruined Star Wars
>>214947864>>214948986Jesus Christ how patheticMike should be on suicide watch if he's so passionless that he's seriously capitulating to zoomer self censorship
>>214947798lol called it.
>mike specifically calling out /tv/They definitely come here
>Jay calling out "nerd culture" for picking apart every small detail in movies now>literally what RLM built their entire company onThe lack of self-awareness with these hypocrites is astounding.
>>214949511Their last BOTW got demonetized for saying no-no words, but YouTube won't tell them which one was the one that its AI found unacceptable. Mike has a child to feed.
>New RLM kinotime to get comfy. im glad im not a jaded boring asshole like you retards.
>>214949768Nice try, Jay
>>214949782Aren't you the type to personally blame Mike for ruining Star Wars?
>>214949702I'm pretty sure they built their company on pointing out that the Star Wars prequels fail at the most basic level of storytelling. That's far from a nitpick.
>>214948995link to the treatment?
>>214949768No, you’re definitely a boring asshole
>>214949801Mike did ruin Star Wars tho
>>214949757There are other, less embarrassing words you can use than "grape" and "pdf file"
>>214949869Mike wincing at using zoomer words is what makes it funny you snowflakey shithead
if you niggas dislike them so much why do you keep watching them? mental illness type shit. reminds me of the schizos that pop up whenever there's a sam hyde thread. prolly the same people lole.take your meds and go watch a movie or smth
>>214949900They need to be held accountable for their crimes.
>>214949889i really hate this entire notion of "the platform we use doesn't let us say naughty words but we'll say this other word that's close so you get it" it's a recipe for just banning all language to make sure you're not inferring anything not allowed
>>214949912Jay must pay
>>214949815http://nightmareonelmstreetfilms.com/Files/FreddyvsJasonvsAsh.pdf
>>214947834People need to stop lying that TFA wasn’t treated as the movie of the year and nearly bigger than such classics as Ne Zha 2.
>>214949933Okay, so go after the platform. Go after the rightwing groups censoring these things.
>>214949757>Mike has a child to feedPerhaps its time to do real fucking job.
Their obsession with Gremlins is almost as bad as their obsession with Star Wars.
>>214949969lol
>>214949960Nobody denying force awakens was huge with the retarded normie crowd
>>214949972>Perhaps its time to do real fucking job.
Who would you cast as Freddy in 2026? (not limited to those in my pic)
>>214950055>AIslopsaars!
>>214949889He sounds like a clueless boomer trying to be hip meanwhile Jay just says "assaulted" like a normal person
>>214948031>Agregates reviewer scores and compares/contrasts against audience scores>these scores are often VASTLY fucking different these daysEven outside the fact that they constantly go to the "viewer reviews are often stupid let's read them and mug to the camera about stupid people" well, its a useful site.
>>214948395As opposed to what, walking under mechanical assistance?
>>214950139>Not owning an exoskeleton in 2025ngmi
>>214948244>their views and Patreon have been consistent for a decade?They've lost like 4 million views per month if you look at monthly averages and their Patreon has started to drop too. No one will still be watching these fucks in ten years when Mike is 350lbs with advanced liver disease still giving shitty takes on mainstream slop. Actually people really are that pathetic and lonely so maybe.
>>214948031Because of who it is owned by. You'd have to be the most retarded of retards to not have switched to metacritic at this point.
>>214950289This all sounds very important to you.
>>214948244/tv/fags have thought that Mike betrayed them with the Force Awakens' review.
>>214947895Didn’t this chick get super into drugs and looks like a different person now? Or is that someone else
>>214950055None of them. The remake Freddy was good but it wasn't Englund so it didn't work. There should be another dream demon now.
>>214950055Just do an animated film with Englund voicing Freddy.
>>214948013your mental health and perception of reality.
>>214950465Could animated horror work?
>>214948995Didn’t this movie have a cut ending with pinhead coming out or is that a cultural meme I remember?
>>214950517The Creepshow series did that and it turned out fine.
>>214950537It was in one of the scripts i think but didn't happen
>catching up on all the RLM shit i've missed over the years>get to the era where Jay started growing out his hairwhat was he thinking?
>>214950574Covid>>214950569Pinhead was a weird choice for that, the sequel comics of this are decent not amazing but had some fun parts but it does make me wish they tried to really get ash from army of darkness for a sequel
>Mike says random thing>TELL ME ABOUT IT SAILOR>Jay starts giggling to himself like a retarded child>Jay then responds with sarcastic tone about the movie they watched>insert current topic of the week joke>they both look at the camera with their smug gen-x apathetic mentalityWhy do people still watch this unfunny shit?
No mention of this embarrassing moment
when will he be on BOTW?
>>214950901I had almost forgot that. The thread was surreal.Nice to know Mike and Jessi are still together.
>>214950574I thought he looked good with longer hair
>>214950901>spends literally thousands of your patreon bucks on ghost hunting equipment and front row tickets to wrestling shows
Of course Jerry was butthurt about the fag word. He felt personally attackedAlso funny how they criticized hollywood putting black people in movies but wouldn’t flat out say that
>>214951273really?
>>214951358Better than more jewelry for jessi
>>214951376this was basically the point it went bad, it was when he let it get beyond that point and he basically had a woman's haircut that it looked bad.
>>214951376ok maybe not when he was rocking the Sebastian Stan cut
>>214949933What the fuck is the alternative then, you retard?
Finally a good fucking video
>>214951358Always fun to see someone even pretending to have this archaic view.
>grape>pdf file>f-slur
brehs why does Freddy murder little girls? That's not very nice, he should cuddle and protect them instead.
>>214947640Who gives a fuck what these low IQ, inept, boomer, horrible father, douchebags have to say.
>>214952183you
>>214948768>>214948986He literally just said "faggot"
>>214952293Shhhhh if /tv/ acknowledges that, they won't be able to pointlessly bitch
>>214948986>>214949511Did you not get the obvious sarcasm
I sure did want to fuck Monica Keena's big tits.Still do, but I used to too. That's most of what I remember from freddy vs jason.Also mostly what I remember from the jessica biel TCM remake. I'm recognizing a theme here.
>>214951358Meanwhile, their roof is still leaking.
>>214949637Of course, who else do you think posts these threads?
>>214950055>>214950554>>214950517>>214950465just do Freddy cgi like Thanos or something.
>>214952551i love a bit of continuity
>>214952551I'm pretty sure that second instance was condensation from the fog machine they had been using
>>214949637>>mike specifically calling out /tv/I'm not watching the whole thing. What's the time stamp?
>>214949637Of course they're here. Mike will DMCA strike archived threads on 4plebs. Especially anything related to Jessihttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/155240974/#155241327
>>214952551must be full of mold
>>214952899I'm so happy she never appeared again. what a truly unpleasant lady.
Mike is so proud that "people" think Disney hired Jew Jew Abrahams because of him.
>>214952760The fog machine condensation was dripping from the roof?
>>214952899>dat delusion
>>214950360no more important than you standing up for your internet friends
>>214952938Yes, do you not understand how greenhouses work? The condensation builds up on the ceiling then falls back down like rainThey will eventually have to vacate the factory due to black mold which will probably lead to rich dying
>>214947895>Peak of the American EmpireI renounce my faggotry. Tell me what it is, so I can watch it and acknowledge it.
>>214952902>Mold exposure symptoms vary from a runny nose, sneezing, watery eyes, and a rash, to more serious respiratory issues like coughing, wheezing, and shortness of breath
>>214947640>40 year old men pretend faggot wasn’t a common insult upto a decade ago
>>214952929well, no, people even here constantly blame him. its more like a retarded idea, because jew jew is a shit director nepo hire due to his long nose. artisticially it was a stupid decision. and he praised episode 7 from the getgo, which earns him more disrespect.
>>214950055The guy who played T-Bag in Prison Break
>>214950055I dont think Englund could EVER be adequately replaced.He IS Freddy.
>>214952323Okay jay
>>214953064I think mold causes dementia or stuff. that wearhouse they have must be full of mold
>>214953446he .......yes ....fuck yes.... I loved his accent on prison break. Fuck yeah
>>214950120> viewer reviews are often stupid let's read them and mug to the camera about stupid peopleThis is what got me to stop watching them for like 2 years. I watched this one and almost quit when they started talking about "uh today it couldn't be made because stupid people would make petitions that it's not the same house".
>>214953064those are the symptoms of being morbidly obese
>>214950055I’d say Richard Brake but he’s already too old for it so it doesn’t matter
>>214950388I don't know about drugs but she definitely bogged herself so hard it added 15 years to how she looks.
>>214953877yeah Jay is a pretentious smug douchebag laughing at people and laughing at movies he doesn't like. but acts like you're stupid if you don't like the movies you like.
>>214951358These guys are fags but that is pretty based. If I were in their position I would definitely rub it into my pathetic friend simulator audience that I'm making bank off of them. In hilarious ways, too. Midget launching catapults, fan humiliation rituals, "accidentally" breaking iconic movie memorabilia, etc...
>>214954001maybe you're just an insecure faggot?
>>214952929We all laugh at those autistic retards, why wouldn't he?
>>214954065I like when they destroy gifts from reddit paypigs. Pure contempt for their fanbase
>>214949041>No nudity, though.you didn't watch the movie
>>214954560they had a shower scene with the hottest girl in the movie but it was a body double, unfortunately.
>>214947640Chucky series re:view WHEN
>>214949294This made me kek so hard because I knew you faggots would immediately seethe
>>214948285>>214948246she was fucking hot and surprised she didn't have a better career. she was obviously pretty good and held her own with Al Pacino in Insomnia
>>214947640Wtf I just watched FvJ for the first time 2 nights ago. It starts off so insanely shitty, but about halfway in it actually gets pretty fun in a retarded sort of way
>>214954835stick girl with big tits is a great phenotype. I think she probably just didn't have a good enough face.
>>214954067maybe. but Jay definitely loves the smell of his own farts. he definitely will praise awful shit like final destination while shitting on other things.
>>214947640>Editing their words for youtube ad pennies while drawing thousands from patreon.What a bunch of greedy retards with no balls.
>>214955001>>214954835she's Canadian. that's why you don't see her much.
>>214955059>praise awful shit like final destinationHe calls those movies unintentional comedies, genius
>>214953167It's a common insult now.
>>214950055Why they dissing my boy BBT like that wtf?
I lost respect for RLM when Jocelyn Ridgely, the actress who worked with them in both the plinkett skits and space cop, was murdered and they didn't even acknowledge it
>one of the destiny children
>>214955253They don't owe you a public statement when a friend of theirs dies, dipshit
>>214949511You don't like the corporate overlords then stop using their internet
>>214953446Holy shit
>>214955278Stufler's mom
>no freddy vs jason sequel>no Friday since 2009>no nightmare since 2010Rights issues or no they're missing out on money
>>214955575Robert Englund is 600 years old and irreplaceable That said you really could do Jason movies forever
>>214955575The vaguely child rapist funnyman slasher genre has been oversaturated because Freddy created it. With the Chucky and Terrifier movies going strong these days, there's no room in the Zeitgeist for Elm Street. Plus, he shouldn't be dragged through the mud to conform with modern sensibilities like Chucky was.
>>214955253Damn the girl Plinkett kept locked up?
>>214955708yeah
>>214955708was it a drug overdose? she looked like the type
>>214950055J. K. SimmonsWIllem DafoeAndy SerkisPaul BettanyCillian MurphyJoaquin PhoenixWilliam FichtnerKavin BaconMichael C. HallMichael Emerson
>>214955807She was murdered by her mentally ill brother in a murder/suicide.
>>214955899jesush chrisht
>>214955575not true. the Jason universe literally released a mini movie called sweet revengefree on YouTube
>>214955253to be fair they are quite private about their personal lives and what happens on that level. i respect them for that, actually.
>>214955092>HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED HAHA
>>214955925Is it good
>>214948013They’ve never been that big dude they have a niche audience and sometimes a surprise bump on some random video
>>214955947you aren't
>>214949960>Ne Zha 2What's that?
>>214949814>I CAN'T DESCRIBE QUI GON WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HIS JOBRetard tier.
>>214956604>I CAN'T DESCRIBE DECKARD WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HIS JOB
>>214955575don't forget the jason game that got cancelled due to rights so halloween is making a ripoff of it
>making a video about freddy vs jason>cause prequel autists extreme ass pain again just for the hell of itBASEDASED
Did AIDS Moby finally get his hemorrhoids removed surgically?
rich evans is a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.
why'd they turn woke?
>>214956720jay gnawed them off with his gay boy beaver teeth
>>214956341the gore was good but the story is kinda slow. it has a zombie woman fight Jason>>214957355Jay always was
Josh "The Wizard" Davis carries the entire RLM franchise on his shoulders.
>>214957569I have no idea what this guy does
>>214957355All the estrogen in the beer they drink.
>>214957810Jay was always woke
>>214952551the warehouse also doesn't have air conditioning, as detailed in the Weapons HITB
>>214957734he prowls around playgrounds looking for victims
>>214947895Sup fellow Peak bro, good to see ya
>joke about "Mike ruined Star Wars">evoked Gilchrist (Jay's friend)The episode made for /tv/
>>214957846literally me
>>214958290Why in the fuck would you assume Jay was talking about Gilchrist? He didn’t even live in the same state as Jay. Plus they show a picture of Rich when they’re talking about it. Are you retarded?
>>214956720>>214957569I barely watch anymore but do these guys even appear or did they replace them with new josh
Anyone know where I can watch this?
>>214951254>Nice to know Mike and Jessi are still together.How do you know?
>Freddy vs Jason>Alien vs PredatorI like both these movies and wish we got more of their kind. I think a crossover with Avatar would be fun. A xenomorph Na'vi. Or a Predator going hunting on Pandora.
>>214958771She was standing next to him.
>>214959284Zero evidence of that
>>214957522Jay is by far the most conservative member of RLM.
>>214959462Jay is just the least senile
>>214959462yes, as in he sucks off multiple guys one after the other and CONSERVES their loads in his cheeks like a squirrel hoarding nut for winter
>>214947640Mike says "grape" instead of rape.It's officially over. What a fucking cuck.
>Mike says faggot Uhhh just because you censor it doesnt mean you get to say it? Cant imagine how uncomfortable Jay felt there. Wtf is wrong with him
>>214947640finally my original personal opinion has arrived
>>214959499stealing jokes from the whitest kids is pretty lowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM
>>214948013>JJ Abrams should direct le star wars!they're pathetic hacks.
>>214959647"Daisy Ridley is relentlessly charismatic."
>>214959425kek, no she wasn't
>>214947864>>214949511why would you risk strikes? granted I would just find different euphemisms though I think PDF file is a funny one
>>214949702They point stuff out sure, but he's talking about people will tweet at the director, or go to a convention to confront them about it, like actually upset at a continuity error.
>>214950055>KevinI could buy him being a predator killer>Sacharetarded>Billnot that kind of menacing imoI don't think people care about Freddy like that anymore though, hard to reinvent him.
>>214957569His mannerisms remind me so much of a friend I had in high school. Incredibly knowledgeable about stuff, awkward charm to him, even the voice cracks.
>>214948013They're a youtubers youtuber
>>214947640>RLM complaining about fan entitlementThey just have no sense of self-awareness at all do they?
>>214947640LOOK AT MEBAP BAP BAAAPWHAAAAAAAAT ?!
>>214959610He does it because he's afraid of being demonitized.
Jessi is right next to him
>>214960663WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
I haven’t watched the whole thing but the beginning where Mike is talking about the lighting, he’s so fucking retarded. It doesn’t look like an American Pie movie. It looks like Bride of Chucky. Same director, Ronny Yu, the hong kong director that makes stylized movies like this. And only made those two movies in America and had never watched any of the horror movies he adapted. I assume Jay brings this up at some point.
>>214961787haha immediately after they referenced what I was talking about
>>214959610They already stole sex robot with fuckbot
>>214961787jay is clearly hiding his chucky power level because the only reason he watched the bride with the white hair is because that was the movie that made don mancini want to hire him for bride of chucky
>>214959499I've seen so many YouTubers saying this lately. Literally letting big companies 1984 their language. baka desu senpai
>>214958686There are some scenes in https://mega.nz/folder/tVJSRBiL#J9hfktygn8jqodK84x1EqwI think in BSC.rm (the highlight reel for Blanc Screen Cinema). Including a clip of Rich pissing into his own mouth.
>>214958686>>214962021bigkslurpee@aol.com used to be Mike's AOL email btwhttps://archive.li/i6frx
>it’s only art the clown there’s no other iconic horror characters>shows the fanta cans with freddy fazbearThis zoomer faggot bear is more iconic than art the clown are you boomers serious
>>214962567Fnaf is a joke at this point and the live action versions aren't scary at allThe smooth unmistakably human movements of the guy in the suit took away all of the uncanny creepiness the original game had
>>214962709More iconic than Space Cop
>>214962567he's from a kid's videogame dude, you cannot shoehorn him into the R/X rated horror slasher universe.
>movie from pre-2018>says it's "dated" in at least 3 ways
>>214961787The lighting talk was weird>"It's bad because it looks like the early 2000s"also>"It's been than current movies which are too dark".He just wants everything to be lit like a TNG episode.
>>214947834This was actually funny, meta funny. That shit was like 12 years ago. He knows its his fault, he did it. Kathleen Kennedy loves that fat retard, she has a fat bastard fetish
