>NOOOOooooo YOU CANT HIT ON MY 15 YEAR OLD FRIEND THATS LITERALLY HECKIN UNCOMFY
>>214951728Wat moobie
>>214951739Deranged Dudes
>>214951728To be fair her friend was like 15
>AAAAAAA IVE SCANDALIZED MY DAYGHTERINO
>>214951739Problem Child 2: Problem Childer.
>>214952334Honestly I encountered something similar with my dad and it fucked me up pretty badly
>>214952350I found my dad’s hidden condoms and his internet search history for “Divorce attorneys near me” when I was 8 or something but that’s about it. Although I knew what a blowjob was at 3-4 (before I started getting memories) for some reason
>>214952394That last part is weird anon
>>214952407Yeah well, what’re you gonna do
don was a dog
>>214952966>DON SHES ONLY INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND FERTILE HOW DARE YOU
>>214952966You're so hot, teasing meSo, you're blue, but I can't take a chance on a chick like youThat's something I couldn't doThere's that look in your eyesI can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wildAh, but girl, you're only a childWell, I can dance with you, honey, if you think it's funnyDoes your mother know that you're out?And I can chat with you, baby, flirt a little maybeDoes your mother know that you're out?Take it easy (take it easy)Better slow down, girlThat's no way to goDoes your mother know?Take it easy (take it easy)Try to cool it, girlTake it nice and slowDoes your mother know?I can see what you wantBut you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of funSo maybe I'm not the one
>>214952966the entire purpose of raising daughters is to get them to bring their hot friends over for dinner. a childless virgin like yourself wouldnt understand.
>>214953579Is this the song Spike wrote Michelle
>>214952966i legit wonder if daughters get jealous about their dads and other females
>>214952394Probably means you were abused, son.
>>214953890They do, especially when they've got daddy issues like Sally. Girl I'm seeing is over half my age and loves to call me daddy when I spank her, so I know she's too fucked for anything long term
>>214951728NEVER TRUST SALLY, ROLO DID NOTHING WRONG
>>214953884Fuck you, this is Abba
>>214953988>He tried to foooorce himself on me XD tee hee ~
>>214952394>Although I knew what a blowjob was at 3-4 (before I started getting memories) for some reasonyou probably snuck around the house and watched the tv during adult hours anon, and the wording/visions got stuck in your brain. It could have been as simple as your parents arguing>Mavis i havent had a blowjob since the kids were born!>who'd want to suck your wrinkly dick Trayvon!
>>214953914My mom prolly just gave someone head next to my crib or something
>>214951728Fight Club said that the office was the worst thing in the world, but every scene that happens outside the office in Mad Men that isn't just Don on his own is pure drudgery.
>>214952966you just know
Uh oh
My dad fucked my brothers gf. Hasn’t spoken to him since. Not one call or visit to the hospital when he had a stroke either. I don’t blame him.
>>214951728Nah, that's nasty work. If you have kids you shouldn't even think about dating someone younger or the same age as them, for your kids sake at least.
>>214955464HotCucking your son is so hot. Even hotter if you cuck him so hard he becomes a transexual. And you marry his highschool sweetheart and she’s his stepmom now
>>214952966How in the actual fuck are you supposed to direct scenes like this without getting the party v& called on you
>>214955643The scene where Sally masturbates is worse Patrick Stewart made out with 16 yo girl for a TNG episode back in the 90s. It’s not so weird
>>214955643By having the female be a 21 year old playing a teenager and the actual minor not being near the flirty two at all
>>214955728Actress was 17-18. Sally was supposed to be 14-15
>>214953579He didn't say that.
>>214952966He's just humoring her. As he said, she's a fast girl.
>>214955872Correct, he sang it.
>>214952966What an oddly specific thing to be typecast as
>>214955464Deserved
>>214955595Nah he’s better. Hes got a wife and a kid now. Kinda ugly but really nice. Won’t let dad see his grandkid and his wife won’t go to any reunion or gathering if my dad is there.
>>214952394>Divorce attorneys near me
>>214955464>>214955970Why'd your dad do it? Has anyone ever asked him why and how he thought it could ever be a good idea?
>>214956072
>>214956072I dunno. My mom isn’t in the best health and he was desperate. My brother leaves 3 times a week for work(he’s loaded) and I guess, a desperate kind of decent looking old guy, and a desperate “lonely”(3 days a week isn’t that bad) attractive girl and boom. It wasn’t a “hehe I’m gonna seduce her” situation. Shit just happened. Mom never forgave him. They’re living in separate but haven’t divorced due to both of their bad health.
>>214956149Sounds pathetic on both their parts. Your mom and brother are both right to never forgive him, sorry your guy's family is going through that though, that's never going to go away until one of them passes and even then your brother will remember the betrayal (of his father) for the rest of his life
>>214956311All good. I visit dad often and he’s pretty miserable. Has fucked up nerves in his arm and every day texts my brother but to no avail. Mom’s doing good too. Arthiritis but she’s old. Last I heard about his ex, she’s living in Kansas in some shithole with 400 people there. Dumb bitch.
>>214956437I'd probably end my father AND my ex if I were in your brother's shoes. Idk I can't imagine anything similar happening to me. Your brother is the victim hope he will overcome it somehow and have a loving loyal family.
>>214956473>>214956311I wouldn’t care. I’d probably give him a high five. But that might be because I know my dick is bigger than his.
>>214951739Problem Child 3
>>214951728wtf is a fast girl
>>214956473My brother told me two days after it happened that he was very close to breaking my dad’s arm. I told him it wasn’t worth it because karma always gets people. Cheesy enough but it worked out anyways. >>214956521It wasn’t even a “your dad’s dick is bigger” situation. It was just alcohol plus “my wife is old and won’t give me pussy” and “my boyfriend isn’t showing me enough attention”.
>>214956610A fookin slut
>>214956618>It was just alcohol plus “my wife is old and won’t give me pussy” and “my boyfriend isn’t showing me enough attention”There's a storyline in Shameless (UK) like this except at least in that the gf was a prostitute and was paid by the dad.
>>214956668Oof.
>>214956437On the off chance this isn’t a work of fiction and falsehood, I’m glad your brother is doing okay and your dad is dealing with the fallout for his mistakes.
>>214956758Thanks. I got no reason to lie for shit like this. It’s kind of therapeutic in a way.
>>214956610Your mom
>>214951728Kill yourself you evil Jew scum>>214951739Whole Buncha Jews>>214952334Kill yourself
>>214952966Kill yourself Jew
>>214957012More details. How old were they>inb4 accused of jacking offI legit just want to know
>>214957263>>214957289Leon the Professional anon has arrived. >Apparently they think 15 is pedophilic tooWeird, where’s your cutoff?
>>214957578What the fuck are you talking about?
>>214952966why don't I remember this at all, I watched the series like a year ago
>>214957737You should kill yourself
>>214957737Season 7
>>214952334he was just comforting her
>>21495740824 and 55.
>>214952334What did they mean by this scene?
>>214956610A girl that's growing up quickly.
>>214955680What about Clint old enough for kisses Eastwood?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZflfSxYontU
>>214951739The Angry Joe Show
>>214959340>what?>my character did what in season 4?>and you didn’t tell me?? I was 11…>they told me to pretend I was itchy
>>214955464Your brother is a little faggot, abandoning your dad because of pussy. It's just sex man.
>>214951728>heckinYou can show yourself out now.
>>214953089Chimo post.
>>214959535Maybe if you have no self respect
>>214959518>bit her bottom lipThe actress knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
>>214958723nta but I am too morbidly curious. >tfw my brother couldnt manage to fuck a cute lesbian he was roommates with for over a year>brothers friend, fat fuck, movies in>starts dating the lesbianthis world is crazy. or maybe im just that boring.
>>214951739Crazy Men
>>214960003Waow. Just like in my cuck porns
>>214959782I know it's a shitty thing, but family tues are deep. He'll regret it when he has no chance to see him again. This sort of stuff stays behind. Beside it wasn't even his wife ir something.
>>21496002912 mad mens
>>214952966Based don teaching his kid through example>So you like hanging around with skanks huh?>I guess you won't mind if I tap that ass, this is what men do to skanks after allIt's the equivalent of making her smoke the whole pack of cigarettes
>OH MY HECK IS THAT MY AVUNCULAR FAMILY FRIEND’S PENIS IN MY MARRIED STEP-GRANDMOTHER’S MOUTH?!!
>>214955922>>214952966You JUST know
>>214951739Problem Child 4
>>214961095Honestly just cut out the middle man, get drunk and make a pass at your daughter
