RIPPost chimpkinos
>>214956810I thought this bitch already died, tbph.
>>214956810I wonder if she ever went too far sexually with the chimps
>>214956810The clint eastwood Clyde movies
Remember when everyone was talking about crusty buttholes?Wtf is wrong with you /tv/
>>214956871>white girl>brown ape looking malesThat would be a yes
>>214956871She was kinda cute back in the day
>>214956810for me it's Space Chimps
>>214956855She was murdered by poachers over 20 years ago. Another mandingo effect.>>214956922Tarzan like Jane...
>>214956810>anthropomorphizing in researchNo one with academic integrity takes her findings seriously.
>>214956871
>>214956908You're going to call the cuck brigade to defend their promiscuous women
>>214956958That just makes me more inclined to take them seriously. Those same academic integrity folk say purely socioeconomic factors and to trans the kids.
>>214956931Based
>>214956810I thought she died in the 90s wtf
>>214956828Fpbp
>>214956958that's pretty racist
>>214957014>most vertical primateB-but, they’re known for climbing trees…
>>214956810>Post chimpkinos
>>214957032that was the gorilla woman
>>214957014Realistically, could a chimp play hockey or would it just slap the puck around then start shitting everywhere and taking the faces of all the children in sight in a primal rage before being shot by the cops?
>>214956810At least now the chinos can escape from her diamond mines.
>>214956810That's what she gets for not hailing to the chimp.
>we have liveleak shit of people getting their heads chopped off while jerking off>STILL nobody has shown a chimp how to fire a machine gunThis is how you know god isn’t real
return to monke
Speed Racer is kino with some chimp scenes
>>214957146>hand a chimp a machine gun>it kills all witnesses and destroys any photographic evidence
>>214957191would you really want to go live in a tree with that thing though
What happened to the chimp actors when Hollywood decided it was animal abuse to cast them and take them out of a violent jungle— letting them live like gods?
>>214956810>decades out in the wild WITHOUT dental flossImagine the tartar
>>214956941You're thinking of that Sigourney Weaver chick in Gorillas in the Mist. Look it up.
>>214957146>people getting their heads chopped off while jerking offI still can't believe that's a real video
>>214957108>was apparently partnered with a jewelry company and making synthetic diamondsWeird
>>214957309I can’t believe it doesn’t happen more often
F
>>214957309>>214957146>>214957344What?
>>214957342I can't believe anyone besides me still remembers that.
>>214957257
>>214957387theres a taiwanese or vietnamese or some shit, black market for snuff videos of people being hacked limb from limbone of them got leaked and it was a little asian man in a all white room, jerking off naked on a medical table, when BOOM giant fucking cleaver beheads him and chops him up and cooks himtheres probably hundreds of those videos and this was the only one that leaked, its paid for by rich clientsif people knew the amount of snuff and pedo shit that goes on in the world, your average person would go insane and postal
>>214957495The FBI has guys who just spend all day watching cp
>>214957387SEAmonkey gore video leaked from Telegram shot with multiple angles where a naked twink jerking off gets beheaded with a gigantic meat cleaver
>>214957495>asian man in a all white room, jerking off naked on a medical table, when BOOM giant fucking cleaver beheads himMaybe he was a suicidal volunteer and his family got a big payout….? And he wasn’t a coerced slave unknowingly about to be suddenly beheaded?
>>214957495>and cooks himwhat
>>214957495>>214957534What the fuck, man? I didn't know there was a network like this
>>214957538>unknowinglyhe's laying on a plastic tarp in a bathroom on a fucking butcher block with a meat cleaver laying next to him. his last words on earth are apparently "I'm cumming" in Vietnamese and he's instantly beheaded in one clean stroke >>214957557the video ends with multiple shots of his body hacked up into pieces in bowls. the cameraman also shoves the dead guy's cock into his severed head's mouth multiple times, the first time right after beheading him and the second time after he's cut up his body
>>214957538Probably. Poor guy got yeeted before he nutted though. Eternal blue balls
>>214957557all i know is there were pictures of the guy dismembered and in cooking pots and shit sick shit >>214957559read the first chapter of "Programmed to Kill"these snuff rings go back decades, all over the worldrape and torture and murder and pedo shit all combined, much of it paid for by high profile clients
>>214957598> one clean stroke It was like 6 strokes anon. They are asian
>>214957559sick fucks with a lot of money have been doing this kind of stuff for decades if not centuries
>>214956941>mandingo effectI see what you did there
so what, are these guys jerking off and being beheadeda) suicidal perverts who volunteerb) kidnapped victims forced to jerk off for fear of deathc) victims who think they are in a porn film and have no idea what's really happening
do you think she, y'know?
Instinct (1999). Based on the book Ishmael. The book is amazing, the movie is okay. A clip: https://youtu.be/MCaRP03XwYE?si=1LQDmexRwRzkak7IThe book and movie are about the human condition. Both very Ted pilled.
>>214957730All three. I imagine you can't be too picky
>>214956810oo oo aa aa
>>214956810I'm trying to remember someone making a joke about her getting to second base with some of the chimps and I think her family got pissed off by it.
>>214957730it's a mix of all 3
throw away your phones and PCs and embrace the banana
>>214956810>TRUST MONKE>NEVER TRUST DUCK!
>>214956810RIP she was an icon
Project X
>>214957783The jokes would get pretty tiresome im sure, after awhile. In their defense..
>>214957861Helen Hunt was never actually attractive, even when young. Weird.
>>214956810>plenty of war movies>none about the gombe chimp warwtf hollywoodhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
>>214957912She was a safe woman for female viewers. They'd never get jealous of or attracted to her. These days producers use fat niggers for the same reason
NGL I'd fuck a chimp
>>214957959What was he thinkin
>>214957959I'm the monkey
>>214957951Add self-insertion and changing demographics and you’ve got yourself a theory. Gross.
pretty good filmography for a chimp
> Today interrupted its coverage of Queen Elizabeth II's coronation (which involved slightly delayed still pictures and BBC radio audio) with foolery and advertising for tea, featuring Muggs.[4] This was severely criticized in the United Kingdom and by some US television critics, including Jack Gould in The New York Times;[8] in the UK the introduction of commercial television was being debated at the time, and its opponents felt that it strengthened their case. It was arguably a key factor in the strong regulation of ITV (by the Independent Television Authority) written into the Television Act 1954, including its ban on advertising breaks during programming featuring the Royal Family
>>214958121>Dunstin Checks in Cool ok.>The FlintstonesGreat.>an obese man about to blow his head off with a shotgun in a dimly lit roomwtf what the fuck is that third movie..??
Phenomena
>>214956941>mandingo effect.It's Mengele Effect you dolt
the monkeys finally got her?
>>214956810She has legit died a few times for me already, a very real Mandela.
>>214958418This. Why the fuck do we care about chimp conservation again?
>>214957991Rape.The answer is always rape
>>214958316Rofl, monarchists btfo
>>214958506Travis was laced with Xanax, had he lived any court of law would have acquitted him
>>214958587So I can just take a bunch of Xanax, kill everyone in sight and I’ll get off Scott free like Jigsaw? What does that even mean.
>>214958629He was unknowingly dosed, that's a mitigating factor.
>>214958506Remember, men don’t just hit women for no reason. Bitch was probably starting shit, always on his case.
>>214958734I think that's the one where they were having a birthday party for a different chimp and the chimp who chimped out was jealous.
>>214956810monke
>>214956810>This chimp handshake pic was 60~ years agoCan we pause the timeline for a while? It's moving too fast.
>>214958789Hoes ain’t faithful for shit smfh
>>214958789>>214958734firstly, the chimp was addicted to xanax that she got to keep him chill and she had neglected to give him it for 3 days before the attack. she got a new haircut that made her look like a stranger to the chimpfinally, she took away the chimp's doll (probably to wash or something) but the doll was the chimp's only friend and he thought it was being taken from him for no reason.so he went apeshit
>>214958904> she got a new haircut that made her look like a stranger to the chimpI feel like this reason is chimpsplaining and frankly a little belittling, even a bit racist.
>>214957146I've 100% seen a video of this. It didn't go well. And this video is like 20 years old, so there's no AI.
>>214958931I think the chimp being on opiate withdrawal and having his only friend snatched from his arms were bigger factors
>>214958963It wasn't opiate withdrawal, it was benzo withdrawal which unlike opiate withdrawal can actually kill you.
>>214958931Chimps can definitely recognize and appreciate new haircuts.
>>214958953wasn't that viral marketing for one of the Planet of the Apes films?
>>214956810
>>214959090that is a cute monke
>>214957342It's Ali Assa Seen!>LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA
>>214958994you can die from opiate withdrawal too but whatever
Still have a vhs of this with half of The Spy Who Loved Me taped at the end of it
>>214959189No you can't.
>grow up believing myth about chimps having super strength >1.5x on average>the average man’s bench press is under 100lbsYeah I’m thinking I can take one in the octagon
>>214959090CUTE
>>214959215yes you can, it is a common misconception that you can't
>>214959250You can die from holding your breath or not peeing
>famous Gorilla lady died>famous Chimpanzee lady diedOrangutan woman stands, the last of the Trimates.
>>214959367She looks like a child sexual abuse mugshot
>>214959250No it just sucks.
>>214959440I think I will trust the peer reviewed journal over the guy whose tramadol prescription ran out
>>214956941I believed this for years. >She was murdered by poachers over 20 years ago. Another mandingo effect.
>>214959737That was Dian Fossey
>>214959507Link?
>>214959830>There’s some nature documentarians sitting on 8k chimp sex and masturbation videos right now
I miss when chimps were allowed to have fun
>>214956810Cheap as chimps
>>214957146I got a better one>we have 4k HDR, professional cameras, cartel and islamic executions, multi camera angles, cinematographic edition and color correction. They break the riccage,extract the heart while beating and show it to the victim his own heart before he dies. LIke a fucking mortal kombat fatality.>rape? oh yes, lemme grab my nokia 1100 with a vga camera. 10 fps 160 pixels will do. I think I will encode it on low bitrate.gp3. Are mexicans gay or something? I think comic book and videogames where the villain is superhitler but he would never rape a captive heroine must have a point after all.
>>214960380> >we have 4k HDR, professional cameras, cartel and islamic executions, multi camera angles, cinematographic edition and color correction. They break the riccage,extract the heart while beating and show it to the victim his own heart before he dies. LIke a fucking mortal kombat fatality.I saw that one too.
>>214956810With immigration all white people are Jane Goodall now in a way. Rip
Yeah I just saw this bitch last month because my mom wanted to go she looked like a corpse rip
RIP to a real one. Goodall was so fuckin based
>>214956963>>214956908You're brown
https://youtu.be/4DsTV2BXTmg?si=DAhDfVu_8_c36low
>>214960380Its only natural that the rapist guy takes selfie but doesn't like to be filmed by a pro
>>214960380Modern warfare with all the camera presence has really redpilled me on how much war had been mythologized and war crimes/depravity was likely completely inflated over the centuries
>>214959221They will bite your face and tear off your dick
>>214959221>the average man’s bench press is under 100lbsmore bullshit stats that are unbelievable considering my physical attributes.
>>214961369So will I
>>214956810I absolutely would 91 year old Jane Goodall if it meant I could go back in time to would young Jane Goodall
>YOU JUST KNOW
>>214957870You just know.
She believed in Bigfoot
>>214957534Yeah that was fucked up. Looked too real to be AI.
>>214961693Chat???
>>214956810FReminder that Jane Goodall said with certainty that Bigfoot was definitely real so remember that all you doubters.
>>214957495>“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”>Charles Baudelaire
>>214961991>argument from authority
>>214956922>ywn miscegenate with prime Jane Goodalljdimsatbqhf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi2cJ8kNeQ4thread theme
>>214956828
Monkey News!
>>214957063BONZO GOES TO BITBURG YHAN GOES OUT FOR A CUP OF TEA
>>214957870Damn how old is she here?
>>214957870like a girl in a shirt
I wonder if they’ll publish her secret chimp sex diaries
>>214957344It's more that you aren't on the wrong channels. >>214957538It probably was a fetish thing. Like the people who got eaten, and the trannies that fried their own testicles.. But who the fuck knowsl.
>>214959867You're off by several orders of magnitude anon. That's closer to cetatian, orca and dolphin. We have a LOT more of the chimps, and even more of the bonobos.
>>214957765this image makes me sad even though i know that lil orang could just go under the bridge
>>214960994what? there are hundreds of videos of russian dick suckings on the front lines
>>214958316this chimp is actually still alive, living with his girl costar (also a chimp), bro is 72 years old. he got the last laugh over monarkeks
>>214960478/tv/ cares more about goodall than /sci/granted, /sci/ is retarded, but still it makes me sad
>>214963494haven't been to /sci/, why don't they like goodall?
>>214957870>>214961515Reminder that the dog fucking meme came from inbred niggers from Nation of Islam, so whenever you hear it you know you are talking with some Sadiq ibn Williams with palestine flag in their bio.
>>214963528filled with under aged /pol/tards and legit schizos that probably have never heard of the woman
>>214957287what was the plot of menace I society?
>>214956958>anthropomorphizing the most human like animalShock horror>No one with academic integrity takes her findings seriouslyCompletely the opposite. She was the first to discover tool use, cannibalism, hunting monkeys and violent troop conflicts in chimps
>>214956941That was Diane Fossey
