More like Sofia Calzone lol
>she will never pack your lunch and give you a kiss and walk you to the school bus stop on your first day of school and wave goodbye to you through the bus window
>brown eyes>fat>italianAt this point I'd rather date a man
>>214956969wat>6969
>>214956862She looks perfect to me. I would kill everyone that posts in this thread for a wife like this that would love me and bear me three children.
>>214956969Yeah that's cause you're a fag
*falls flat on her face*
>>214956907Having an italian mom was hell. To this day I just shut down my brain when someone is complaining or trying to get hostile with me.
>>214957040she did an eggplant
>>214956969>I'd rather date a manwe know anon
>tummy postingok so this is the thread
>>214956969Italian means she can cook some great food
>>214957000this
>>214957040stop bullying her
>>214957112only thing that bullied her was the concrete
>>214956969what's wrong with brown eyes?
>Here's your waifu bro
>>214957166STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!
>>214957170It's the gayest divide and conquer op I've ever seen.
>>214956862I'd share a calzone with her, with a glass of wine.
>>214956862To me, she's beautiful. Rubenesque.
Sex with the meerkat lady.
What if she gassed your house with braps instead of carbon monoxide
>>214957481did the trophy got hurt?
>>214957306wife materialjust has the look
she's got fat in all the right places. also, I liked her in Fargo
>>214956862Who doesn't like calzone?!
why are small female bellies attractive.thats so weird? is that connected to the male brain, that she can get pregnant or something like that?
>>214957306would cause me real psychological damage if she looked at me like that irl
>>214956862She's quite large
>>214957306what's she eating?
She's so cute. Like a less sexy Lizzie Caplan.
>>214957306Imagine the staring contest.
>>214958283...
>>214958294Don't see it
she must increase in size
>You work for me now!
>>214958429for free even
>>214958429nvm i'll pay you ma'am
>>214958429Yes ma'am!
>>214956862Why are Italian women so much hotter than any other group?
Imagine kissing an Italian woman bros...
>>214958822What a pretty girl.
Can't believe she was cast as the "ugly wife" in wolf of wall street. Fuck you Scorsese.
>>214956862S tier foota
>>214958330>>214958429why are italian and jewish women like this
>>214958812so true. Went there multiple times. Find hotties working basic jobs at the train station or airport or cashiers. It helps that most people aren’t fat.
>>214956862Cute tummy
>>214958933Molto bella!!!!!
>>214957170Sign of eggplant history
Will be firing up the Silvia Soprano kinos tonight
>>214958929Here's that ugly wife i was telling you guys about!
>>214959072lmao good one retard
>>214956969
>>214956969>>214957170dark eyes are the patrician choice
>>214958929She wasn't supposed to be ugly. Just the safe, boring option that wasn't as hot and alluring as Margot which at the time was reasonable.
>>214957000He who seeks does not find
>>214956969your gay then>>214957056aww poor baby just deal with your mummy issues stfu
>>214958297EYE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*YIP*
>>214958429I have a thing for women with meaty shoulders and upper arms. Not huge but a bit of meat is so much nicer than the bony skelly look,
>>214956862This bitch ruined penguin. A show about a gangster turned into a multi-episode long feminist therapy session about how much some bitch hates her dad.
>>214959138HOLY BASED
>>214957481What happens when a stupid bitch usurps a tv show that was supposed to be based and makes it feminist?>trips and falls, looks retarded and ruins her entire career in the process because no one will ever take her seriously againShe gets what she fucking deserves!
>>214956969She's pretty. Fuck you
>>214957056The fucking guilt trips bro
>>214956969You are fucking gay.
>>214958933would
>>214956862Video is too low quality. I want to see every individual strand of spit in her mouth.
>>214957018That's offensive.
>>214956862did she trim down her fangers?they were like 30% of her charm
>>214957056overcame my parents issues by understanding all the relevant components and i have now put my authentic self in charge of myself. That being said what do you think about what she did to you in terms of this, do you think that it was some other witnesses or guardians job and or place to intervene when shed let you have it or berate you ? How do you think it would have played out had a cousin uncle or your father put his foot down whenever such behavioir occured. Describe the train ofthought chronologically as far out as you can. Btw i grew up without my real dad, had a step dad who was not caring nor built for the role, with time i overcame that one too. Now i have a pleasant relationship with my parents becase i steered the relationship and molded it by chipping away at the resistance points over the years. All of it is possible and do not think to go to this let me turn my brain and effort off becauae i have an unresolved conflict or emotion. To get your life to be as pleasant as you want it to be is not a monumental mountain splitting task its reall no more than minimal investment and consistency. None of those are things anybody couldnt afford because the good part is you train the skill on stuff that bothers you the most and at the end of the lesson you get to keep all the profits and apply all the learned strategies to your future endeveaurs and relationships by then a wiser man
>>214956862And we like that, we celebrate that around here.
>>214958291it's bread
>>214959344>dark eyes are the patrician choicelmao, stfu, retard. Literally no one thinks this, not even you. Filthy liar.
>>214957056>To this day I just shut down my brain when someone is complaining or trying to get hostile with me.Funny, that's what I do anytime a woman speaks to me.
>>214956862>More like Sofia Calzoneisn't her nickname already 'Gigante'
>>214962270Has to be some kind of bun or pastry. Has a big glob of cream or something fall out of it.
>>214956862>On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!
>>214962327So what you're saying is, she got creampied, and her belly is so round because there's a bun in there?
Non-sex havers don't understand the delights of Med women.
>>214958933Pristine.
>>214963828more like mid women
>>214957306i think i just fell in love
>>214963666I didn't think I was saying that but after reading your post maybe I was?
>>214958291cannoli
>>214963953False.
>>214956862She looks fucking gorgeous with some chub on her.
>>214957000This. It's all I want in life.
>>214956969Settle down Johnny Cakes...
