COME ON IN GAYS
Just based on the first episode this has to be the worst new era season so far.
>>214957092is gays the new guys?
For me it’s Sugar, peak hotness
RIZO LOOKIN CUTE
>>214957199yeah I'm not vibing with the castdon't like that they invited two castaways back for S50 because it feels like they'll be the stars of the season
DR PROBST IM FTC
>>214957240
>>214957199i think you'd have to have a season that physically shoots me in the head to be worse than 41 for me
>that voice
the gay is used to putting dirty wormy things in his mouth
Respect to this gay for gettin down and dirty wit it
Granny pink hair going home?
>>214957240imagine being jeff here
annie is controlling this band
I see we're getting the obvious next boot edit out in front.
This intro lmao>theater kid>theater kid>theater kid>theater kid>DEI>hag>theater kid>theater kid
/SAGE/
>>214957201RIP IZZY
Yeah crabs are sentient you hippie retardWhere the fuck do they find these people?
Does this bitch not know Sia isn't giving away money anymore?
genx moment
THIS IS THE GROUP
only 3?
savannah and rizzo are going to hoard 90% of screen time because they are on next season
3 dumps in the ocean
jeff needs to pass the torch to the next host
he is /ourguy/ this season right?
>>214957471no way, i want to see jeff 80 years old in a powered wheel chair out on the beach rolling strong
>Telling someone that they're the 4th in the group kek
>>214957466Does this mean they'll be like the fire fighter from last season and not win?
>>214957473for me, it's him and sage
>>214957444>cinema>not kino
I do not remember Sophie from the first episode.
>>214957516nah, pretty sure one of them wins
>>214957473He's 100% an early boot. Dude gave two sad backstories in episode 1. Also he's a physical threat. I think latest he's voted out is pre merges tribal of he doesn't win the individual challenge. That's likely if it's one of the challenges that requires smaller feet to succeed at.
just two buds having funnot homo at all
Fuck I missed the first 20 minutesWhat happened?
>>214957628asian charlie kirk ate some earthworms
alvin n the chipmunks voice
>>214957628annie telling the tribe to shutup and go get her coconuts to drink
>two original contestants before the game began and their replacement by the pre-cast alternates, Jason Treul and Michelle "MC" Chukwujekwu>the two original players were dismissed for breaking pre-game rules, specifically by communicating with other contestants, which is a serious violation of the game's integrity and fairnessKWAB
SHOE BANDIT
>>214957660they were fuckin
>internally full of rage
>>214957611>he doesnt do coordinated swim gymnastics with his brosNgmi
DON'T TOUCH MY QUEEN'S BAG!!
>>214957555The instant sad story on the beach and shoe bandit thing immediately turned me off from him. It's unfortunate because straight white men are few and far between in the new era
>mfw someone fills my bag with dead bugs
>>214957736kek
>>214957721You'd think after Gary, production would say no to anything that could be interpreted as a fetish. The shoe shit isn't even funny.
>>214957611did they....???
GROVER
>>214957660>Michelle "MC" ChukwujekwuGesundheit
>>214957787
So far, the yellow tribe seems like that group that makes the merge mostly okay and then all get picked off early jury
>letting jawan gobold strat
>NOT losing your vote is a new twistthis show is such a joke these days
>>214957815Anon we know Blue is going to self collapse to 3 players before a swap so that production can avoid another Uloong. It's probably a Red v Yellow season.
lauren
EASY MONEY
neat twist
>>214957852>Jawan winsLMAO this is the comedic Gabon timeline
good twist
>>214957905
finally.. won't be long i can watch survivor one last time for 50
gotta go with disadvantage, extra vote won't make much difference if you are on the bottom of 6 person tribe
tribe advantage is way better here. extra votes rarely work
>>214957996>>214958005agree, earns you favor with the other tribe and (hopefully) keeps you safe tonight
0 FOR 4????
>>214957996>>214958005i was thinking that as well. buy yourself some favor with your tribe as well
why tell them there was a choice?? just say you won and got the tribe advantage kek
homie gonna get booted because he hiding peoples shoes
>>214958005This. Also in theory his tribe mates might be more open to keeping him over the no screentime girl at thei first tribal.
>>214957787There’s no way this show is still on the air. I remember seeing commercials when I was watching BB20. That was like 7 years ago.
>>214958065Im guessing he was hoping it'd be seen as a sign of trust. Like a "hey see, I' loyal to red, even post merge"
>>214958095i think its on its last season. but yeah, still going strong up till now
at least people are actually playing this season instead of playing footsie on the beach
>>214958095I think thats when I saved it for the neighbor twist which was just dr will
I miss the days when you could just find an idol. These beware advantages are so complicated and require so many steps. Reminds me of when they nerfed yugioh
Funniest timeline>Blue loses cause disadvantage or despite yellow having it>Sofi fucks up and older lady realizes she's on the choppin block>Beware Advantage guy doesn't get idol in time so no vote>Rare successful shot in the dark by older lady>Sofi or Jake are voted out in a 2-1 vote
>>214958127so bro lost his vote until he he goes to a tribal council and stays after the initial tribal.seems not worth
Savannah feels so forced :(
>>214958151theyve removed nearly all the soul out of the game just on auto pilot now
Is Matlock any good?
For me, it’s Sophie from the blue team and also kind of the gilf.
>>214958254
>fishing kits as rewardskek not one of them will use it
FISHING KIT!!!
>>214958238Elsbeth is the supreme quirky girl crime solver but matlock is serviceable
>>214957092The first few seasons were the best. But then it went to shit with shitty drama.
>>214958238the one from the 80s was
COCONUTS! ANNIE IS SALIVATING
Oh HELL yeah this challenge is awesome, make these cunts suffer
SHOCKER!
>WOW! SHOCKER
>>214958275>Someone else here likes ElsbethThank god. Also goddamn thats's a brutal disadvantage.
Imagine if blue still loses somehow.
What is Savannahs ethnicity?
>>214958366hapa, I think
All these ladies are FLAT and UGLY. What happened to having bikini bombshells, Jeff?
the old hag is finito
>they got zero piecesbro
>>214958366I assume some kind of Latina
>>214958518AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Grover?
>Yellow got first place despite being at such a disadvantageThe other tribes suck! Yellow doesn't eve have any particularly impressive physical specimen
Why does an old white man have dread locks?I'll never understand this fashion choice
>>214958524That's what I said but now someone's saying hapa?Bro this is why people make fun of us there are so many martian looking fucks in the country, I'm sick of it
Gilf bros… I don’t feel so good.
>>214958366All of them
>>214958366Pure aryan
>>214958468>the king dealing with vinny's bullshit in the background
>>214957736kelleya
>>214958558
>season like 50>jeff still cant figure out how to balance teams even somewhat reasonably>makes a team with a guy that cant read a map, a spontaneous puking lesbian, an old lady with like zero self awareness, amd literally none of them can solve any puzzle.This shit is a joke.
>>214958551old school hippie
>>214958366She's definitely Lebanese or Persian hands down
>>214958551nature hippie
>>214958468kangaroo jack guy won
>>214958585
>>214958558maybe shot in the dark? but they'll probably lull her into thinking whats his name is going
>>214958630>shot in the darkoh ye always forget about those
kek why does the granny think she is running the tribe
>>214958366the survivor wiki has her in "Asian-American" players, so I'm guessing she's mixed with some kind of southeast asian genes https://survivor.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Asian-American_Contestants
this gay's laugh is so fucking good
based gay cackling
>>214958672Old people mentality. They think your age = the amount of respect you deserve
>>214958672Big time boomer white lady hubris.
this lil psychopath gay guy is growing on me
>>214958716With the best gays, it takes a little while.
>>214958716survivor is best with a tiny chinese evil gay guy
>>214958758cute
The leaf needs to lay off the HGH, he looks like he’s ready to give birth
>>214958758>I'm going to try and steal the idol and no one will figure out its mebased retard
As a canadian i hereby apologize for that gay little goblin Asian guy that sounds like a woman and laughs like an absolute psychopath. Vote him off tonight for fucks sake .
>>214958814She really is retarded. The clue said that you can't use it if it's not found that night.
>finds an idol>instantly wants to use it so he can have his "bro" all to himself
this entire tribe is everyone vying to be jake's number 1 kek
>>214958768Yaoiman wasn't evil and Tai only had a brief heel turn before turning face again.
I hated Yau Man as a kid. It was always all about him, you know?
>>214958856yeah just saying if you're gonna type cast a gay guy make him evil and chinese
>>214958921Still the most kino thing this season. The production design for tribal council always delivers
sophi is a cute little tard kek
god this old lady is a retard
>>214958948this
Fuck you Jeff not every tribal is a blindside and Nicole's vote out wasn't a blindside when she knew she was one of the names being tossed around
>jeff my brain isnt working
Childless unmarried gen x stoner auntie talking that shit.
mid episode see you next week gays
>“We’re gonna die”
This season really sucks so far, the show has never felt more dead.
>Sophie dropping the I love you for JakeGirl is thirsty.
the bros are taking it
>>214959033she didn't though, she said if she had any hint she was gonna go she woulda used her shot in the dark but she didn't, she didnt realize
>>214957358yep too choreographed
>>214959100>literally me still watching this slopAnyone have any good show recs?
>>214959099k
JAKE BIT BY A SNAKE????
definitely trying to build up savannah as new fiery parvarti
gonna miss annie. she was a cute
Is that snake venomous? Is that a med evac bite?
>>214959188if it's a true sea snake, it's up there with the black mamba as the most venomous snake. however there is a nonvenomous variant that looks identical
Sophie is a filthy rat fink
>>214959188If it's a Banded Sea Krait, yes.
This is my first survivor season (I came from big brother). How many times or ever has a tribe gotten down to one or two people before the merge? Also rec me the best season to watch please as a first time viewer.
is jake still with us....?? i'm scared to look
>>214959277>1 personSurvivor Palau>2 peopleSurvivor PhilippinesI would recommend Amazon, Pearl Islands, Cagayan or David vs Goliath to start with
>>214959277>How many times or ever has a tribe gotten down to one or two people before the merge?Twice.>Also rec me the best season to watch please as a first time viewer.Might be hard to watch older seasons after but Cagayan is an all timer. David vs. Goliath for a newish season and China, Cook Islands, Micronesia for older seasons.
>>214959277i'd recommend Philippines (25), Cagayan (28), and David vs Goliath (37) as good starts, unless you go back to season 1 and work your way through
New season of Australian Survivor can't come soon enough. Still not sure how I feel about David being the new host but rumors are there will be some returnees including my guy Simon so it'll be a fun season at least.
>>214959277its all about that S50 grindsetCoach Trilogy>Survivor Tocantins>COACH "DRAGON-SLAYER" WADE>Survivor Heroes VS Villains>COACH "FALSE-VILLAIN" WADE>Survivor South Pacific>COACH "CULT-LEADER" WADE
>>214959423he is ruining his kino arc by coming back :(
>>214959422I stopped watching after the season David won because it felt like Grodball level rigging but I'm definitely watching cause it's 24 returnees, any of the new blood good?
>>214959277>How many times or ever has a tribe gotten down to one or two people before the merge?1 time in a 2 person tribe, it was a sight to behold.>Also rec me the best season to watch please as a first time viewer.Pearl Islands or the Original Survivor
>>214959481Not if he wins.
>>214959423hard agree with tocantins
>>214959486I don't remember anything particularly suspicious that season, only that it was extremely boring in the second half
>>214959550Cirie won.
>>214959481all part of the script, fall from grace only to rise up in world2>>214959422crazy they fired the old host to save on money, or at least thats the last i saw of that whole thing
>>214959648I hope not, or her fags will be insufferable. Also friendly reminder that you can win Survivor your first time and returnee seasons aren't real Survivor.
>>214959486>Brain V BrawnSeason right after all stars and filmed in Australia due to Covid. Extremely twist heavy yet still managed to be good mostly due in part to some all time characters and players including Simon.>Blood V WaterSteamroll season. You know who's winning during week one. Skip unless you want to see Sandra and her daughter. >Heroes v VilliansHalf newbie half returnee season. The newbies are kinda nothings but returnees are great and a top tier season since it also has Simon.>Titan V Rebels10/10 newbie season. Almost all contestants were great and gameplay was crazy.>Brain v Brawn 2Meh season. Doesn't help that it's following arguably the best season of Aus Survivor and half the cast was purpled. You can skip unless you're fiending for more Survivor.
>>214959481Nah he has to win this time. Hope he starts another cult and fucks over Ozzy again.
>>214959695>>Blood V Waterye only season i dropped midway through
really dont get the hate for this season yet? way more entertaining already than those early 40s seasons team sophi b ftw!
is quirky old ladies with big fake tits a new standard archetype?
whats with that dudes jacked up teeth
oh now i find the thread.anyway crush on Savannah growing
RIZGODS STAY WINNING
>>214960919sage is my self insert
lmao that blue tribe was the saddest puzzle attempt of all time
that gay dude is crazy
Why do the people not play their shot in the dark?
>>214962581I think a lot of then genuinely forget about it.
>>214962581because you lose your voteunless you are 100% sure its you, its a big gamble. that 1 vote could end up sending yourself home if its close
>>214961116Orthodontistry is white TRICKNOLOGY to keep the African race down