TMZ article any minute now
>>214957684I have nothing and am suicidal. But I've never done it. If he was dead why do these retarded fucks who have everything going for them? Just go sit in your fucking expensive house and chill out with a pizza or something you stupid cunt. Try being depressed with no money, bills and no future.
>>214957718You didn't lay your eggs in the Rogan basket, he has to live in that world.
People actually find this dude funny?
>>214958144Noooo sir every white guy in Memphis thinks he's Theo Von though
>>214957718It's rarely ever attempted properly and when it is that attempt is followed by regret (if they survive)
>>214957684He’s fine
>>2149576842 more weeks
>>214957684just when he was on the verge of telling a good joke, RIP
>>214957684Theo Von didn't Virginia Giuffre himself.
>>214958172Thats the basis for his popularity yeah
>>214958144I like him. His standup sucks but he’s funny and his podcast is good.
>>214958144there’s a thread on here with hundreds of posts about the shitty jew from cumtown’s terrible interview podcast, theo’s podcast is miles ahead of that ironic jew york shit
>>214957718Yeah that's what I've never understood about suicides like Robin Williams and Chester Bennington. You have so much money that you never have to worry about anything again and you're beloved by millions. Just quit your day job and chill out in your mansion for the rest of your life if you're so depressed.
>>214957684It's bullshit just to draw attention to his recent thing
>>214959291why didn't Robin Williams and Chester Bennington just get high in their paradisical mansions / gardens all day? Obviously the endgame is overdosing but that's very different to intentionally killing yourself.It doesn't make any sense to hang yourself when you could just keep pressing the pleasure button over and over.
>>214957684>TMZEvery outlet is TMZ at this point
>>214957718hes a former coke addict. all those people live forever with an unfillable void in their brain. it ruins them for life
>>214959291>>214959368yeah, its really shocking that the guy from Linkin Park killed himself. never would have saw that coming...
>>214959590Well being an addict is better than being dead.
>>214958144he tries way too hard to play the "dumb sincere southern guy with a good heart" in reality hes very calculated with his career and optics and grew up in a rich family. he was literally neighbors with David Duke growing up. David Duke taught him how to lift.
>>214958172>every white guy in Memphisso like, 5 people?
>>214957684I was at his show that bombed. It was really bad, incredibly bad. Two fucking hours and he walked off stage to figure out his jokes a crazy amount of times. My friend I went with works in comedy and knows a lot of people in the industry, his consensus was that Theo fell off the wagon. Sucks
>>214959692>he walked off stage to figure out his jokes a crazy amount of timeswhat do you mean by this?
>>214958486He’s an annoying retard
oh shitit's realhttps://x.com/TMZ/status/1326764197254991876
>>214959770AYOOOOOOO!!!
>>214959770no way
>>214959770>its real
>>214959770Man I was hoping this link wo be some BS. Rip Theo :(
>>214959770>https://x.com/TMZ/status/1326764197254991876OWN BOX STATUS?
>>214959653>he was literally neighbors with David Duke growing up. David Duke taught him how to lift.getting hard to dislike this guy
>>214959770god and theo von linked up????
>>214958144He’s decently funny when it comes to podcast bits but isn’t a great stand up writer. Basically a normalfags Nick Mullen but with less writing ability.
>>214959881Yeah I think this is correct. His standup doesn't make me laugh, but he's so funny on podcast.
>>214959713He was recording a Netflix special and I guess he had certain obligations and jokes to tell. So he would pause and go behind the curtains to talk to someone and then when he came back he would have remembered the punchline or restarted the joke or have completely moved on. Like recording takes on a set
>>214959770;_;
>>214959868my point was that hes a very calculated, dishonest guy
>>214957684He spoke out against Israel and suddenly got extremely suicidal. Funny how people keep dying every time they decide Israel sucks.
quads lol
>>214959770It's not a link about his dead it's the old beaten dead horse joke where the link takes you somewhere else. We really need to remove the boomers from this site
>>214960009I was rooting 4u dawg
>>214959967everything is so fake and gay
>>214960046how is 60009 off by one from quads you fucking retard
>>214960089its the number of digits it was off by you mongrelcheck my trips
Theo is literally being set up for a ((("""suicide"""))), I imagine because he hasnt aligned his views with a certain group. Ive seen shit like this copy pasted all over 4chan, reddit and other areas aswell as takes about his show bombing because he's "relapsed" and other stuff, theyre building up a narrative in preparation for it
>>214960104What’s >>214960000 plus 1?
>>214958144he has funny non sequiturs but that's about that
>>214959770I though anons were just fucking around
>>214960378>le ebin pretending the fake link is real maymayremove millennials and all boomers from this site
>>214960399>maymaySneed lost. Cold stone ice cream trust fund or whatever the fuck it was lost. Keyed lost.
>>214960506Get off this site boomer you are too old to be here
>>214959770Was hoping it was a shitpost, F to a real one
>>214959291> During his final years, Williams struggled with severe depression before his death from suicide in 2014 at his Paradise Cay, California, home at age 63.[a] According to his widow, Williams had been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease, and had been experiencing depression, anxiety, and increasing paranoia.[12] His autopsy found "diffuse Lewy body disease",[12][13] and Lewy body dementia professionals said that his symptoms were consistent with dementia with Lewy bodies.[13][14][15]
>>214959770mere days after he was put in an ICE propaganda video without giving them permission to use his likeness
>>214957684He looks ridiculous. It's like if a Budweiser mirror that your dad won at a rodeo carnival in 1986 came to life.
>>214959770did they ever find the rest of his dog?
>>214959291Money is only good for happiness up to a point, and the point is much lower than what most people think
>>214957684he's a Palestinian shill so I stooped watching
>>214958754haha, you hate jews for no good reason. Ignorant bigot.
>>214959291>money buys happiness. Duuuhhhhhh
>>214961016there’s plenty of good reasons though. I’m sure he’ll stumble upon one of those
>>214959868Because you openly support the KKK? Damn, you're not even ashamed of it.
>>214960399>le ebinYOUR generation needs to kill itself actually.
>>214961044No. All hatred of entire groups is morally wrong. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
>muh ebin fenny forced meme
>>214957684Why? He didn't do anything notable or controversial recently.
>>214959770oh SHIT
>>214959770F. RIP to a real one
>>214959770Why does that tweet have so little retweets and likes. Its one of my favourite memes ever and I feel like it was massive, but maybe only on /tv/ I guess
>>214961016>for no good reasonLmao which reason do you want? Every single race on the planet has legitimate reasons to hate you. Even blacks.
>>214961169Why hate me? I'm white and of Finnish and Scottish descent?Are you so fucking crazy that you think everyone who does NOT hate Jews is themself jewish?You need to get off the internet for a few years and find yourself. You're a fucking moron, dude. >trusting figures from a website called blackcrimesmatterJesus fucking christ, anon.
A lot of people are becoming new guys recently.
>>214961169Blacks should hate Jews because they enslaved them 300 years ago? By your logic Jews should hate whites because Romans destroyed their temple. Use your brain.
He's up there with DJ Qualls right now
>>214960399haha you got tricked youre retarded haha
>>214961027How would you or would not know?
>>214961278But the jews still do
>>214959770Fuck, hope he gets better soon
>>214961216>conveniently ignoring the actual sources in the pictureI can see your tears from here by the way, try to type with a less butthurt tone from now on.
>>214961278But the jews literally do hate White people. What's your point
>>214959770HOLY SHIT
>>214957718I'll tell you why, money. Because these people are not actually rich. They're loaned money. Or loaned the houses they stay in. Everything is a digital loan. If they don't keep "working", keeping up appearances, their brand dies and the shekel monsters throw them to the curb. Thus, poof, they have nowhere to live in etc. Obviously this eventually becomes tiring or whatever to have to constantly be ON everywhere. So the only way out is parties and drugs. And even if you quit and try be the good little goy whose loaning everything as a brand, you just end up topping urself.
>>214957684Okay, Theo's clearly mildly retarded. Half of what he says reveals his mental age and its like 17, maybe lower. He is dumb as a motherfucker, but seems like he yearns for intelligence and understanding but hasn't been able to reach either. Women are repulsed by him as evidenced by his lack of gf and his mentioning multiple times how difficult it is for him to get a woman. He says he has intimacy issues but I think it's just a scapegoat for how retarded he is and his lack of understanding of intimacy due to said retardation There's no way this guy can make his gf cum for example. He seems like the type of guy that would consider eating out a pussy maneuver (lol). He just has bad vibes to him.He's also addicted to porn and shills an anti porn "group" on his podcast regularly and I hate him so much for it. All of these new age celebrity sex pest faggots trying to tell young men not to watch porn are ridiculous. Louie CK does it too. They act all high and mighty telling guys porn is bad for them when themselves basically rape women irl.Theo also said he believed over 70% of porn is nonconsensual and that is complete bullshit.
>>214957684Literally who
>>214959770thanks you fat piece of shit
>>214961881>he fell for the character
>>214961944>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>214961881I split up with my gf 3 months ago and don't have work for the autumn/winter. I can't stop masterbating to porn. Moment I wake up. It stops me from sleeping. I can see why it mentally kills people.
>>214962007>I can't stop masterbating to porn. Moment I wake up. It stops me from sleeping. I can see why it mentally kills people.that's your fault, not porn's. we don't blame food for fat people.
>>214961985literally yes thats his character. he pretends not to know definitions of basic words or be familiar with basic concepts. i used to watch him back when he first started doing podcast guest spots in like 2017 and he didnt fully develop the character yet and was much more normalhe wants to be the "sincere good intentioned dumb southern guy" its his brand at this point. he really plays it up when hes interviewing powerful people
>>214961881>Theo also said he believed over 70% of porn is nonconsensual and that is complete bullshit.If you count private porn collections, then I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually higher than that.
>>214961881>basically rapeEither it's rape or it isn't, zoomie
>>214959291>Chester Bennington née 'unspeakable dregs' Podesta
he had trump on his podcast so we hate him
>>214959291>>214957718You have never known sever depression then, when nothing is enjoyable and you feel excruciatingly terrible, killing yourself can be a way to stop the pain and its really hard to argue with yourself that you need to just get better when you honestly believe you have nothing worth living for.
>>214957718because having millions of dollars doesn't make your retarded brain stop wanting to kill itself, you dumb faggot.
>>214962184I hate him because he pretends to be retarded bumpkin who just happened to make it with boring jokes tuned to elicit a reaction out or clapping seals who are trained to laugh at buzzwords when hes in reality such a nepo baby hes directly related to royality
>>214957718It's because their only goal was to become rich and famous and now they've achieved it so they're basically directionless in this world now.Empty with no ambitions or goals creatively. It was all a means to an end for them.Also drugs and stuff make you retarded and fully incapable of feeling joy unless you're high.
>>214962277> t. trust fundieGive all your money away and test out your theory then. I guarantee you regret your retardedly immature past self for the rest of your life and then maybe you'll kill yourself for a real reason.
>>214957684I didn't know he was sick
>>214958754I understand why Nick sticks with Bitstelios, they're good friends, but I swear Adam is only funny like once in a blue moon. Nick is probably single handedly the funniest comedian out there, I think his dedication to the jokes and bits is legendary. He and Tim Dillon are the only two comedians who actually make ad reads worth listening to.
>>214959770>it's real
>>214959291Actual, serious, lifelong depression and not the I am...le sad for two weeks variety will slice you in half regardless of money or status if you don't know how to put a lid on it.
>>214959870*sigh*Will you be needing it or keeping it, sir?
>>214962007I really is funny how easy it is to get lost in a wankathon rabbit hole. Just ruining your life cos you can't stop squeezing your hog lmao. How pathetic. If I saw an establishing shot of how often i've been in bed cranking it I'd probably kill myself
>>214962007I hope you get a chafe inconvenient enough for you to stop but not so bad that it actually fucks you up.
>>214957718>Try being depressed with no money, bills and no future.This guy losers.
>>214962487>hes directly related to royalitysauce?i enjoy his southern dunce character he plays because its funny and it doesn't seem like he misrepresent his upbringing in order to grift anyone
>>214957718feelsbadmanhave you considered smoking fentanyl to get things on the right track?
>>214959368most suicides are impulsive. you kind of think about it, it lingers in your mind, you make no plan, then one day you just delete yourself at that moment
>>214959881nick mullen is normalfag shit you delusional transexual
>>214962487I hate him because trump
>>214959881>>214962885both wrong. normalfags can barely name 3 comedians unless they're in TV shows.
>>214959770woah what the fuck, this is huge
>>214959770
>>214961278The Romans were taking out the trash
>>214962948Not a bad reason desu
>>214957684I don't even know who this is.
>>214959653So he stole Larry the Cable Guy's playbook.
>>214961052The Kool Kids Klub? Hell yeah, dude
>>214959291Williams killed himself because he was having the same issues Bruce Willis has been having with dementia, except Williams was deteriorating much faster and apparently never got diagnosed while alive. Most likely his experience of his last few months was to constantly meeting strangers who insisted they knew him, not being able to find items only to later find them without knowing why they were there or remembering ever having looked for them, getting lost in his own house, not knowing what year it is, etc. He'd either think he was going insane, which he basically was, or that the entire world had somehow begun to conspire against him.
>talks shit about the jews>hes suddenly on suicide watchCant make this shit up
>>214962277le depression olympics
he voted different than me so i want to see him unalived like publicly like literally
>>214959291Robin Williams particularly never made sense to me. Even if he never felt happiness again another day in his life he could have dedicated his wealth and fame to charity work. At the very least, he could have been an irl Patch Adams for dying people. But no, he just kills himself. Womp womp.
we should kick him while hes down
>>214959291It's good to have things to worry about because your brain wants tk worey and will find things to worry over.
>>214959291>>214963550Williams was misdiagnosed with Parkinson's and the meds he was given for it actually made the symptoms of his Dewy body dementia worse. Insomnia, irritability etc. I've experienced total amnesia a few times on acid and if you're aware of it, it's very unsettling or even terrifying. That would only be for 15 minutes and you know in the back of your head it's temporary, I would never want to experience that all the time and know it's going to get worse.
>>214959368That’s because it’s a ritual. Watch robins movies over again and you’ll see the signs.
>>214959291Robin Williams had some terminal brain problems I think
>>214963908homosexuality
>>214959291>Yeah that's what I've never understood about suicides like Robin Williams and Chester Benningtonclinical depression is a literal chemical imbalance in your brain. it's like wondering why a guy with a broken leg can't walk. Espeically true in Williams case who had lewy body dementia, his brain was melting.
>>214959291I don't really get it either, and I'm not exactly stable either. I get depressed pretty often, but not enough to kill myself. I guarantee I would be a lot happier if I didn't have to worry about work, and I lived in a nice fucking house and had money to pay a professional cook so i could actually eat right and a trainer so i could stay in shape. The problem with rich people killing themselves is that they've probably never known what it was like to have nothing. And it doesn't even really have to go that far, because I'm middle class and have no idea what its like to be poor, but I know what its like to have to work and worry about bills and other shit. Super rich don't have to worry about shit.
>>214962007I ask god to bless you. You can conquer this homie
>>214964147>pay a professional cook so i could actually eat right and a trainer so i could stay in shapeThis is the biggest cope. Just grill some chicken breast and lift. You don't need some extra dead weight retard to do either of these things, and the second thing cannot be done for you even if you had 50 trainers.
>>214964221its not about what i could do on my own. having more than just chicken breast every day, professionally cooked meals of varying types, shit would be so fucking dope. That's probably the first thing I would do if I was rich is hire someone who can cook like a motherfucker. and having a personal trainer is mostly because im not a gym bro and i dont know what the fuck im doing most of the time. people act like getting in shape is easy and they're fucking retarded. half the country is overweight for a reason.
>>214957684>can you not use my face in a DHS memehe hitches his wagon to Trump and Dana White and suddenly becomes pro-illegal.
>>214964320you should totally murder him because of american politics
>>214964272>people act like getting in shape is easyIt unironically is. I was shocked how easy it is when I finally got off my ass and started lifting.>half the country is overweight for a reasonThey've succumbed to inertia and make excuses for themselves. That's it.
>>214964343no? only mentally ill libtards do that. i'm saying why pretend to be one way then defend literal illegal savages?
>>214962847Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III
>>214964353Glad you got your life together anon.
>>214962847>>214964367>His grandfather was a Polish missionary who settled in Cabo Gracias a Dios; he is descended from the Kurnatowski szlachta, a noble family in Poland.
Literally who?
>>214964370I haven't, really. I'm a mess in basically every other respect, but at least I'm doing one thing right.
>>214964396joe rogan
>>214959770don't do drugs, kids...
failed meme
>>214964647but enough about you
