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I wish I had this guy's ability, life would be so much better
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I think I’m gradually becoming him because I like thick women. I had an ex that looked like she could literally kill you with her legs and I’ve never been able to shake it
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I had such a weird experience with this movie where I guess I was supposed to laugh more than I was but it just came off as a sweet romance to me. I thought Jason Alexander's character was funny.
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>>214957694
Lowering your standards makes women think less of you. That's why you see ugly dudes who don't have money with girls way out of their league.
>>214957753
Gross, dude. What would your father say? Do you really want to disappoint him?
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>>214957694
>actually attractive people pretending to be ugly

i hate this kinda shit
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It would be very nice, but I do think that times like the hospital scene would definitely make you seem like an insensetive asshole.
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>>214957694
but then all the asshole people would look like monsters.

you couldn't watch movies anymore. everyone in Hollywood would look like gollum. ugly inside.
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>>214957694
i always loved bbws
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>>214957694
Kino. The burn ward scene has some genuine emotion.
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>>214957866
but that wasnt the point
>>214957917
i cried only watched it again last week
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>>214957694
How is him seeing beauty with fucked up people a bad thing?
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>>214957694
this movie was weird. not the story or anything but all the people involved in production. and the cameos they got
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>>214957938
your a shallow pal mate
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Shallow Hal is the Farrely brothers version of Frailty.
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>>214957956
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>>214957823
your the exact type this movies shitting on
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>implying you wouldnt a 300pound titcow
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>>214957694
>>214957774
>a sweet romance
This is one of the SADDEST MOVIES EVER MADE. It's almost more of a psychological horror movie. The idea that it's supposed to be a comedy is so wild.

It's one of the most tragic gut wrenching ideas ever put in a film. It's almost hard to articulate. Surely someone understands.
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>>214957938
wasn't that the point of the film? it wasn't a bad thing, it was like a miracle, but then his friend snapped him out of the hypnotic state he was in and he got upset
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>>214957994
I don't care, I don't like fat girls.
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>there are two different kinds of fat people
>those who are born fat and those who become fat later in life and you can still see the thin person trapped inside of them
Obesity is one of the most horrific things to happen to humanity in modern times. The introduction of high fructose corn syrup in the early 90s and how within 10 to 20 years half the population wasn't just a little overweight but now EVERYBODY IS FAT.

It's fucking HORRIFIC.
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>>214958116
The fat hate threads on /fit/ are always good for a laugh but then you realize the majority of the world is fat and it's depressing. I can't understand how some dudes are so desperate they'd fuck an obese girl over just jacking off.
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>>214957823
Not him but my dad would be proud if I brought home a girl built like my mother.
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>>214957823
>That's why you see ugly dudes who don't have money with girls way out of their league.
This doesn't happen. It's one of the most bizarre copes from early "pickup artist" culture in the early 00s that hasn't gone away.

There are no poor ugly guys with beautiful girlfriends who just have wildly good personalities. This is a bizarre fantasy that mentally ill people have been peddling to eachother for decades.
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What a mixed bag
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>>214958161
nta but I'm a fat manlet who's slept with women that normally wouldn't give guys like me the time of day. I think it's because I'm obnoxious and treat them like shit. I even had a long term girlfriend stay with me after I hit her and told her I hated her and didn't love her.
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>>214958152
my dad told me that he doesn't like "ugly, old or fat bitches" when I was a freshman in high school and that stuck with me. I guess it's a self esteem thing that causes some guys not to settle.
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>>214957694
>I wish I had this guy's ability, life would be so much better
is it possible?
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>>214957694
Black and Paltrow aren't proud of this movie
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>>214958235
yes it starts with big boobs i dont know why it doesnt even matter how many sticks that diet keep that in mind as i brap in due time
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>>214958141
Yeah it's not funny.
We used to be beautiful.

When Shallow Hal was made, being fat was still something to laugh at. Then we realized it's not funny anymore it's actually scary and sad, and now we're way past that. We've stopped even acknowledging what has happened. It's trauma.
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SQUIDDLY DOOOOO
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>>214958421
lol project much post bmi or fuck off
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>>214958197
>I'm a genetic dead end but I mentally abuse females into sex
Yeah that's the pick up artist culture I just mentioned. It's not real. You have money or something else you used to bait them as well as a willingness to abuse people. You haven't done anything exceptional.
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>>214958560
I'm broke, fat and a manlet. I'm not bragging about anything I'm just saying women can have bad taste.
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>>214958560
>You have money or something else you used to bait them as well as a willingness to abuse people. You haven't done anything exceptional.
Cope you probably have a shit personality they dont care
>>214958617
Based your cool
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>>214958161
It happens but the guy needs money or status or drugs, or in the case of an ugly nigger with a white girl jew propaganda and low inhibition.
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>>214957694
maybe in the future, they will develop real-time AI contacts or glasses that will make all ugly people look like beautiful people
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>>214958632
ive been 75kg and 150kg
whats your point? Now post BMI or fuck off im 5ft10 btw u stick faggot
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>>214958617
>I mentally abused them and trauma bonded them to me
>they have bad taste that's all
lol
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>>214957994
maybe you didn't understand me

if you have his powers. you will see people that are hot but rude, see them as ugly. like that nurse in the movie

and most of Hollywood are attractive, but weird nasty sssholes and freaks.
so all movies would look horrible.
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>>214958704
buddy, if you're going to bait stop using gay reddit phrases
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>>214958476
>>214958692
ffs, shut up faggot. Adults are attempting to have a discussion.
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>>214958421
this, i feel an immense sense of dread whenever i put on an episode of baywatch to jerk off. (well, after im done, but you know what i mean)
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>>214958704
this but its more based then unbased tho
>>214958717
and? thats basically me irl
>>214958731
suck a cock you stupid lanky stick faggot cunt unless your bmi is 20-30 dont even fucking post and i will dox you mate
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>>214958476
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>>214958743
Why are you upset?
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>>214958717
Most hot girls are nice and average and ugly ones are rude
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>>214958790
because your posting shit and your probably a stick or obease cunt projecting
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>>214958800
ive had a mixed experiance dubsdubro
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>>214958790
because you're baiting with gay reddit phrases
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>>214958800
a lot of Hollywood seems deranged and actors in general have personality disorders
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>>214958801
>you are thin
>or obese
>and this upsets me
>projection projecting projectinggg
You have a personality disorder. Stop talking for a bit.
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>>214958857
hes a smoothbrain im gonna post fatties
>214958872
get smothered and die
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>>214958885
eww
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>>214958860
big girls seem sweet as ive only had one bad one rest are lovely
>>214958903
your gay!
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Thread could have been decent without this subhuman. Oh well.

Anyway Shallow Hal is a fucked up movie and obesity in it's current state is one of the most horrific things to happen in human history. And no amount of people being beautiful on the inside will change that. God help us.
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>>214957823
>What would your father say?
Don’t care and I like women with strong looking legs, oh well
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>>214959020
Just lose weight faggot, stop eating 3 bags of McDonald's a day. Jeez, you're treating obesity as an untreatable disease like polio or something. Fast food isn't the problem, no, I feel like Americans are just eating too much of it.
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>>214959074
>an untreatable disease like polio
Bro the collective IQ on this website is so low these days I just can't function here anymore. How did it come to this?
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>>214959129
Yeah I fucked up, I meant incurable. My bad
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>>214958860
>Hollywood
A complete outlier in all things.
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>>214959161
It's more than that, the trivializing the disgust about obesity and how much damage it has done, just handwaving it away. Why?

Shallow Hal could not be made today because obesity is no longer funny to people and upsets them to even mention it, because the world has given up. Somehow saying this triggered a meltdown from you subhumans. Shut up and stop posting.
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>>214958801
>>214958857
>>214959074
Stop posting.
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Fat girls where always high test sorry your all gay
>>214959214
your responding to 3 different people you shallow dumb faggot kike
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>>214958176
>Kingpin
Bill Murrays character flopping around on the floor and his toupee flopping around is the funniest thing in all of those movies combined.
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>>214959193
>the trivializing the disgust about obesity and how much damage it has done, just handwaving it away. Why?
I'm trivializing it because it's a problem they themselves got into. Is it really that hard to skip the McDonald's? So we should get rid of cigarettes too because it causes people to get cancer? Why stop there? Get rid of alcohol because of liver cancer. My point is, you put that crap in your body, you know the risks, it doesn't just force itself inside you.
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>>214959299
>subhuman enjoys posting gore
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>>214959335
oh no not giant soft titties im dying in guroboobies
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>>214959324
>it's a problem they themselves got into
No it's not, kids used to drink soda in the 70s and 80s and they didn't end up fat. In the 90s high fructose corn syrup was introduced and now the world is 50% obese.

>Is it really that hard to skip the McDonald's?
People ate fast food in the 70s and 80s too, why didn't they end up fat?

You're not knowledgeable of intellectually honest enough to have a discussion about this topic which is why you trivialize things. There's no point debating with you.
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I need this
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>>214959419
>high fructose corn syrup was introduced and now the world is 50% obese.
ive liveed off that stuff and been anorexic
Just be active
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I wonder what women who are directly in the middle look like, not bad not overly hot.
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>>214959460
finally a fellow architect welcum brother
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LOVE GROWS WHERE MY ROSEMARY GOES AND NOBODY KNOWS LIKE ME!
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>>214959624
It's about the content of their character, so if they're a wicked and rude person, then they are ugly, but if they are good and helpful then they are beautiful
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>>214959464
>I lived off high fructose corn syrup
No you didn't.
>I was anorexic
Exactly, you had an eating disorder and now you think you know how people end up fat. Literally retarded.
>Just be active
A kid who plays sports and isn't an anorexic little faggot and drinks a gatorade at lunch and whatever juice he gets at dinner is going to end up fat regardless of activity.

This is a serious issue. The world has to care. Little retards like you who trivialize the issue will absolutely raise fat children and then blame them and say they must have got it from their mothers side or something.
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>>214960088
your a stupid cynical judgemental asshole just like the movie so aptly described and it was ahead of its time.

Moronic Morose Psuedointerectual
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>>214959372
Goodness gracious
Sauce?
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>>214957694
They should do a modern remake where the guy gains the ability to see the inner little girl in trans men and dates this huge giganigga who appears to him as a cute petite girl.
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>>214959372
100% slam HOG
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>>214957694
The biggest psyop women ever pulled is convincing pop culture that men are the ones with unrealistic standards.

I haven't seen this movie but let me guess
>Jack Black is some Chad that fucks all the 10/10s and is mean to fatties
>He get some magic fuck you bullshit ability that makes him see all women as 10/10s
>He fucks a fattie that looks like a gorgeous blonde and finds out that she has a heart of gold
>The end
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In high school, there was a big, cute, dorky chick who liked me and I didn't go after her because she was considered "gross" by almost everyone. I secretly had a huge crush on her and was already an architect by that stage, but gave a fuck about what people thought so I just blew her off. Absolutely retarded move. I don't remember half the people from that place, but I still think about her to this day.
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>>214958045
I know you feel anon. I think it’s a very strange movie and I never saw it as a comedy
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>>214959324
this stupid faggot doesn’t understand anything at all about the world because he’s either actually underage or just pretending to be a moron for fun I guess
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>>214957694
Yeah, dating a woman you didn't design and build. Sounds great.
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>>214960303
you just feel called out, rightly so I might add because anon got right to the heart of the issue and it made you uncomfortable to face a truth you hadn’t considered
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>>214958704
Stop feeling bad for women that go for an abusive man. The real person who suffers in that scenario is the guy who would have treated her right, who went home with nothing after being thoughtful and caring for her.
Women going after shit men is not your problem.
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>>214958056
I'm meaning like, if someone is disfigured etc how is seeing them their real self and or beautiful like the hypnotised Hal did.
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>>214960303
>I get my morals from 2000s Hollywood comedies
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Is it really that difficult to not be fat?
Just eat less.
>High fructose corn syrup
Just avoid it.
Seriously, what is so difficult about this?
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>>214958161
I've never seen it irl. Seen plenty of fit military guys with fattos though, after they got knocked up and never slimmed back down I guess. I'm legit starting to think there are more attractive dudes then women overall in the general population.
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>>214961204
Have you looked her up since then?
How she doing now
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>>214962943
I've tried, but she's a ghost. She was into art, so if she kept up with that she probably exists online under some other alias.
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>>214962851
>I'm legit starting to think there are more attractive dudes then women overall in the general population.
This is obvious and pretty muvh proven.
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fat women can have a heart of gold. the trouble is in feeding them. and the braps.
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>>214961383
Is this parody
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giv beanbag gf
>>214963318
you say that like its a big problem
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>>214963068
indeed
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>>214961196
i wouldnt call him a chad hes a brad who had a 5/10 gf that didnt appreicate him
tbqh the fat girl is hotter than the insecure skinny bitch
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>>214961498
and? fat girls have huge tits i love them stop getting your morals from incel echochambers
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>>214957694
If she lost her foot to diabetes would Hal still see a foot there or would she be a skinny girl with one foot?
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>>214958176
wtf he directed green book?
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>>214962851
yeah, it's been that way for about a decade now. Everywhere I look I see really fit well dressed dudes with massive whales for gfs it's sad really. Only looks matched couples I see are over 50.



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