I wish I had this guy's ability, life would be so much better
I think I’m gradually becoming him because I like thick women. I had an ex that looked like she could literally kill you with her legs and I’ve never been able to shake it
I had such a weird experience with this movie where I guess I was supposed to laugh more than I was but it just came off as a sweet romance to me. I thought Jason Alexander's character was funny.
>>214957694Lowering your standards makes women think less of you. That's why you see ugly dudes who don't have money with girls way out of their league.>>214957753Gross, dude. What would your father say? Do you really want to disappoint him?
>>214957694>actually attractive people pretending to be ugly i hate this kinda shit
It would be very nice, but I do think that times like the hospital scene would definitely make you seem like an insensetive asshole.
>>214957694but then all the asshole people would look like monsters.you couldn't watch movies anymore. everyone in Hollywood would look like gollum. ugly inside.
>>214957694i always loved bbws
>>214957694Kino. The burn ward scene has some genuine emotion.
>>214957866but that wasnt the point>>214957917i cried only watched it again last week
>>214957694How is him seeing beauty with fucked up people a bad thing?
>>214957694this movie was weird. not the story or anything but all the people involved in production. and the cameos they got
>>214957938your a shallow pal mate
Shallow Hal is the Farrely brothers version of Frailty.
>>214957956>>214957896>>214957830>>214957823your the exact type this movies shitting on
>implying you wouldnt a 300pound titcow
>>214957694>>214957774>a sweet romance This is one of the SADDEST MOVIES EVER MADE. It's almost more of a psychological horror movie. The idea that it's supposed to be a comedy is so wild. It's one of the most tragic gut wrenching ideas ever put in a film. It's almost hard to articulate. Surely someone understands.
>>214957938wasn't that the point of the film? it wasn't a bad thing, it was like a miracle, but then his friend snapped him out of the hypnotic state he was in and he got upset
>>214957994I don't care, I don't like fat girls.
>there are two different kinds of fat people>those who are born fat and those who become fat later in life and you can still see the thin person trapped inside of themObesity is one of the most horrific things to happen to humanity in modern times. The introduction of high fructose corn syrup in the early 90s and how within 10 to 20 years half the population wasn't just a little overweight but now EVERYBODY IS FAT. It's fucking HORRIFIC.
>>214958116The fat hate threads on /fit/ are always good for a laugh but then you realize the majority of the world is fat and it's depressing. I can't understand how some dudes are so desperate they'd fuck an obese girl over just jacking off.
>>214957823Not him but my dad would be proud if I brought home a girl built like my mother.
>>214957823>That's why you see ugly dudes who don't have money with girls way out of their league.This doesn't happen. It's one of the most bizarre copes from early "pickup artist" culture in the early 00s that hasn't gone away.There are no poor ugly guys with beautiful girlfriends who just have wildly good personalities. This is a bizarre fantasy that mentally ill people have been peddling to eachother for decades.
What a mixed bag
>>214958161nta but I'm a fat manlet who's slept with women that normally wouldn't give guys like me the time of day. I think it's because I'm obnoxious and treat them like shit. I even had a long term girlfriend stay with me after I hit her and told her I hated her and didn't love her.
>>214958152my dad told me that he doesn't like "ugly, old or fat bitches" when I was a freshman in high school and that stuck with me. I guess it's a self esteem thing that causes some guys not to settle.
>>214957694>I wish I had this guy's ability, life would be so much betteris it possible?
>>214957694Black and Paltrow aren't proud of this movie
>>214958235yes it starts with big boobs i dont know why it doesnt even matter how many sticks that diet keep that in mind as i brap in due time
>>214958141Yeah it's not funny.We used to be beautiful. When Shallow Hal was made, being fat was still something to laugh at. Then we realized it's not funny anymore it's actually scary and sad, and now we're way past that. We've stopped even acknowledging what has happened. It's trauma.
SQUIDDLY DOOOOO
>>214958421lol project much post bmi or fuck off
>>214958197>I'm a genetic dead end but I mentally abuse females into sexYeah that's the pick up artist culture I just mentioned. It's not real. You have money or something else you used to bait them as well as a willingness to abuse people. You haven't done anything exceptional.
>>214958560I'm broke, fat and a manlet. I'm not bragging about anything I'm just saying women can have bad taste.
>>214958560>You have money or something else you used to bait them as well as a willingness to abuse people. You haven't done anything exceptional.Cope you probably have a shit personality they dont care>>214958617Based your cool
>>214958476
>>214958161It happens but the guy needs money or status or drugs, or in the case of an ugly nigger with a white girl jew propaganda and low inhibition.
>>214957694maybe in the future, they will develop real-time AI contacts or glasses that will make all ugly people look like beautiful people
>>214958632ive been 75kg and 150kgwhats your point? Now post BMI or fuck off im 5ft10 btw u stick faggot
>>214958617>I mentally abused them and trauma bonded them to me>they have bad taste that's alllol
>>214957994maybe you didn't understand meif you have his powers. you will see people that are hot but rude, see them as ugly. like that nurse in the movie and most of Hollywood are attractive, but weird nasty sssholes and freaks. so all movies would look horrible.
>>214958704buddy, if you're going to bait stop using gay reddit phrases
>>214958476>>214958692ffs, shut up faggot. Adults are attempting to have a discussion.
>>214958421this, i feel an immense sense of dread whenever i put on an episode of baywatch to jerk off. (well, after im done, but you know what i mean)
>>214958704this but its more based then unbased tho>>214958717and? thats basically me irl>>214958731suck a cock you stupid lanky stick faggot cunt unless your bmi is 20-30 dont even fucking post and i will dox you mate
>>214958476>>214958692>>214958718>>214958743Why are you upset?
>>214958717Most hot girls are nice and average and ugly ones are rude
>>214958790because your posting shit and your probably a stick or obease cunt projecting
>>214958800ive had a mixed experiance dubsdubro
>>214958790because you're baiting with gay reddit phrases
>>214958800a lot of Hollywood seems deranged and actors in general have personality disorders
>>214958801>you are thin >or obese >and this upsets me>projection projecting projectingggYou have a personality disorder. Stop talking for a bit.
>>214958857hes a smoothbrain im gonna post fatties>214958872get smothered and die
>>214958885eww
>>214958860big girls seem sweet as ive only had one bad one rest are lovely>>214958903your gay!
Thread could have been decent without this subhuman. Oh well.Anyway Shallow Hal is a fucked up movie and obesity in it's current state is one of the most horrific things to happen in human history. And no amount of people being beautiful on the inside will change that. God help us.
>>214957823>What would your father say?Don’t care and I like women with strong looking legs, oh well
>>214959020Just lose weight faggot, stop eating 3 bags of McDonald's a day. Jeez, you're treating obesity as an untreatable disease like polio or something. Fast food isn't the problem, no, I feel like Americans are just eating too much of it.
>>214959074>an untreatable disease like polioBro the collective IQ on this website is so low these days I just can't function here anymore. How did it come to this?
>>214959129Yeah I fucked up, I meant incurable. My bad
>>214958860>HollywoodA complete outlier in all things.
>>214959161It's more than that, the trivializing the disgust about obesity and how much damage it has done, just handwaving it away. Why? Shallow Hal could not be made today because obesity is no longer funny to people and upsets them to even mention it, because the world has given up. Somehow saying this triggered a meltdown from you subhumans. Shut up and stop posting.
>>214958801>>214958857>>214959074Stop posting.
Fat girls where always high test sorry your all gay>>214959214your responding to 3 different people you shallow dumb faggot kike
>>214958176>KingpinBill Murrays character flopping around on the floor and his toupee flopping around is the funniest thing in all of those movies combined.
>>214959193>the trivializing the disgust about obesity and how much damage it has done, just handwaving it away. Why?I'm trivializing it because it's a problem they themselves got into. Is it really that hard to skip the McDonald's? So we should get rid of cigarettes too because it causes people to get cancer? Why stop there? Get rid of alcohol because of liver cancer. My point is, you put that crap in your body, you know the risks, it doesn't just force itself inside you.
>>214958040>>214958885>>214958913>>214959299>subhuman enjoys posting gore
>>214959335oh no not giant soft titties im dying in guroboobies
>>214959324>it's a problem they themselves got intoNo it's not, kids used to drink soda in the 70s and 80s and they didn't end up fat. In the 90s high fructose corn syrup was introduced and now the world is 50% obese. >Is it really that hard to skip the McDonald's?People ate fast food in the 70s and 80s too, why didn't they end up fat?You're not knowledgeable of intellectually honest enough to have a discussion about this topic which is why you trivialize things. There's no point debating with you.
I need this
>>214959419>high fructose corn syrup was introduced and now the world is 50% obese.ive liveed off that stuff and been anorexicJust be active
I wonder what women who are directly in the middle look like, not bad not overly hot.
>>214959460finally a fellow architect welcum brother
LOVE GROWS WHERE MY ROSEMARY GOES AND NOBODY KNOWS LIKE ME!
>>214959624It's about the content of their character, so if they're a wicked and rude person, then they are ugly, but if they are good and helpful then they are beautiful
>>214959464>I lived off high fructose corn syrupNo you didn't.>I was anorexicExactly, you had an eating disorder and now you think you know how people end up fat. Literally retarded.>Just be activeA kid who plays sports and isn't an anorexic little faggot and drinks a gatorade at lunch and whatever juice he gets at dinner is going to end up fat regardless of activity. This is a serious issue. The world has to care. Little retards like you who trivialize the issue will absolutely raise fat children and then blame them and say they must have got it from their mothers side or something.
>>214960088your a stupid cynical judgemental asshole just like the movie so aptly described and it was ahead of its time.Moronic Morose Psuedointerectual
>>214959372Goodness graciousSauce?
>>214957694They should do a modern remake where the guy gains the ability to see the inner little girl in trans men and dates this huge giganigga who appears to him as a cute petite girl.
>>214959372100% slam HOG
>>214957694The biggest psyop women ever pulled is convincing pop culture that men are the ones with unrealistic standards.I haven't seen this movie but let me guess>Jack Black is some Chad that fucks all the 10/10s and is mean to fatties>He get some magic fuck you bullshit ability that makes him see all women as 10/10s>He fucks a fattie that looks like a gorgeous blonde and finds out that she has a heart of gold>The end
In high school, there was a big, cute, dorky chick who liked me and I didn't go after her because she was considered "gross" by almost everyone. I secretly had a huge crush on her and was already an architect by that stage, but gave a fuck about what people thought so I just blew her off. Absolutely retarded move. I don't remember half the people from that place, but I still think about her to this day.
>>214958045I know you feel anon. I think it’s a very strange movie and I never saw it as a comedy
>>214959324this stupid faggot doesn’t understand anything at all about the world because he’s either actually underage or just pretending to be a moron for fun I guess
>>214957694Yeah, dating a woman you didn't design and build. Sounds great.
>>214960303you just feel called out, rightly so I might add because anon got right to the heart of the issue and it made you uncomfortable to face a truth you hadn’t considered
>>214958704Stop feeling bad for women that go for an abusive man. The real person who suffers in that scenario is the guy who would have treated her right, who went home with nothing after being thoughtful and caring for her.Women going after shit men is not your problem.
>>214958056I'm meaning like, if someone is disfigured etc how is seeing them their real self and or beautiful like the hypnotised Hal did.
>>214960303>I get my morals from 2000s Hollywood comedies
Is it really that difficult to not be fat?Just eat less.>High fructose corn syrupJust avoid it.Seriously, what is so difficult about this?
>>214958161I've never seen it irl. Seen plenty of fit military guys with fattos though, after they got knocked up and never slimmed back down I guess. I'm legit starting to think there are more attractive dudes then women overall in the general population.
>>214961204Have you looked her up since then?How she doing now
>>214962943I've tried, but she's a ghost. She was into art, so if she kept up with that she probably exists online under some other alias.
>>214962851>I'm legit starting to think there are more attractive dudes then women overall in the general population.This is obvious and pretty muvh proven.
fat women can have a heart of gold. the trouble is in feeding them. and the braps.
>>214961383Is this parody
giv beanbag gf>>214963318you say that like its a big problem
>>214963068indeed
>>214961196i wouldnt call him a chad hes a brad who had a 5/10 gf that didnt appreicate him tbqh the fat girl is hotter than the insecure skinny bitch
>>214961498and? fat girls have huge tits i love them stop getting your morals from incel echochambers
>>214957694If she lost her foot to diabetes would Hal still see a foot there or would she be a skinny girl with one foot?
>>214958176wtf he directed green book?
>>214962851yeah, it's been that way for about a decade now. Everywhere I look I see really fit well dressed dudes with massive whales for gfs it's sad really. Only looks matched couples I see are over 50.
>>214957694Why didn't she just lose weight?
>>214962753i've got like fat deposits on my chest, so it looks like i have boobs even though im a guyi'm 5'11", 230lbs, but one time i lost weight and i dropped down to 130lbs because i hated having man boobs, but i was barely eating 2000 calories a day, and i still had man boobs. so i figure, fuck it, im going to look like a freak even if im skinny, so might as well enjoy food and be fat
>>214963440lmfao
>>214963913ggirls like big guys dont listen to normiesthats all that shallow hal was trying to say
>>214963776Hal was a architect
>>214963913thats a cope excuse, you lost weight, what you didn't do, was work out. Get a gym sub, watch credible workout creators, go to a group fitness class, not to get fit, but to learn HOW to exercise, then take what you've learnt and make your own routines after a year. Keep watching videos from channels like Renaissance Periodization etc. You're just incredibly lazy to be what you are right now. There is no valid excuse.
>>214964896lifting wont fix his tits.
>>214964970it literally will, but he'll have to go hard to be fair, do alot of chest workouts, get his bodyfat % around 10-15% etc.
