Was it kino or slop?
>>214966528Any webms request?
>>214966528It was surprisingly decent. I expect much worse.
>>214966877The first half was decent but the second half was retarded and lazy. It put too much onus on she is a witch so I aint gotta explain shit
>>214966800bump
>>214966906The witch part is what made the film interesting to me. I'm glad it wasn't about hordes of 'scary' children running around with their arms out like retards.
>>214967354I don't have problem with the witch reveal but it makes the whole movie look retarded. Lot of plotholes come up and it has to be handwaived offcreen of it being due to witch powers
>>214966528when I see people drink on screen it makes me want to druk
>>214966528why did everyone hype this up? i thought it was average at best>OVER 2 HOURS, WHY?>multiple jump scares>once the source of the naruto run mystery is revealed, it goes back to being boring>all those different characters introduced and given their own segments for nothing because at the end of the day they're still generic
>>214966528The first half before the reveal of the witch was completely pointless. The teacher, cop, dad and druggie. Could the archetypes be a bit less stereotypically coming from a hack writer? I could fucking see this retard writing the script and thinking.>heheh I'll write a magnolia remake meets school shooting commentary bait that then turns into a horror flick everyone will think it's fucking geniusOf course redditors and critics ate this shit up. Fucking annoying movie up its own ass. Last movie that evoked this seethe inside me was The Menu. Another movie with transparent hack writing and inexplicable critical and audience praise.
>>214966528it was meh. idk why niggas are praising it as the greatest fim ever made. the second half of the movie was really bad. the ending was too childish.
>>214967418this but with sexy times
>>214966800Make webms of the gay couple parts.
Niggas acting real weird on the Creggers ever since he turned down that Monkey Paw deal and became a real director and shit
>>214969124the director paid for the word of mouth with the blood of a friend.
>Kids are supposed to be like 8 years old>Most of the girls at the end are already budding breasts
Yes. Wicked witches are always kino.
>>214966528I liked it. Ending was really funny.
How did the kid get the magic to work? A theme of magic in fantasy is that it won’t necessarily respond. Did the dark-powers-that-be just find it to be amusing or something? Or was he of the same bloodline?
>>214966528the rare kinoslop
>>214969253>The first half before the reveal of the witch was completely pointless. The teacher, cop, dad and druggie. Could the archetypes be a bit less stereotypically coming from a hack writer? I could fucking see this retard writing the script and thinking.The first half isnt bad but it hinged on the payofd in second half which was little to none
>>214966528It was long but I think it was a good allegory for aging feminists
>>214966528kino
>>214967418hell yeah, homie. Watched wake in Fright and The Sting in one day. Had to druk and smoke like 20 cigs
