Yom Kippur editionPrevious: >>214948804And now, the conclusion...
ATTENTION CARDASSIAN GASLIGHTERS.Keep it up, proud of you!
>>214967261Cetacean Ops... that is all
>>214967261I'm currently rewatching TNG seasons 6-7 overlapped to DS9 1-2 to simulate the original "experience" and it's pretty weird I never realized how much more fun and interesting I find the latter.
>>214967290Imagine the sex. Completely legal, and consensual.
>>214967308Based
>>214967261>Ferengi encourage Klingon immigration to the Federation >Bat'leth attacks against Ferengi increase
I've finally gotten to Carbon Creek, what a great ep I forgot it was nazi/borg One actor
I think VOY's biggest flaw. Or, rather. Missed opportunity. Because it is flawless. Is they should've, every time Neelix enters a scene, all the other characters should start singing about how much they like him. Like the Mr. Mistoffelees song. But about Neelix. And you know how in the Mr. Mistoffelees song, it has that bit where it's like a chorus line and they sing "Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever? A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees" and they sing it over and over again. That would be good if they did that with Neelix.
>>214967370>yfw the Neelix List is getting released
>>214967414Short list. Even if Neelix owned a private island. I doubt anyone would want to stay the weekend there with him.
>>214967470Neelix ship was the equivalent of a van used to lure children in with tasty treats.
>>214967470>>214967414I wish Voyager looked like TNG. The visuals are just superior
>>214967414>>214967470>Oh no Neelix's transporter """malfunctioned""" again
>>214967567I like when they are on the bridge and its dark, but for the most part I think TNG is superior visually.
>Nog is visiting his mother on the homeworldIs he just hanging out with his mom while she's butt naked?
>>214967706its not weird in their culture, yes
>>214967567I do like TNG's beige and pastels colour palette. Over VOY's grey and silver. And DS9's dark, like turn the lights on. ENT double-down on VOY's grey.
>>214967567I get how the runners got sick of beige and cheap carpeting everywhere and of everything lit evenly like an IKEA showroom but yeah there's a basic simple visual comfiness to TNG that just wasn't there in either DS9 or Voyager
star trek sex with shran
>>214967370You know the cast of Voyager hated each other, right?
>>214966663>Klingon is an actual functioning languageNot completely. There was a kid raised to speak Klingon, and one of the reasons he rebelled against it was because it didn't have words for everyday items, like "table". https://klingon.wiki/En/DArmondSpeers
>>214967971What use has a warrior for the cheap distractions of Ikea? Did he ever devote this much attention to his bat'leth training?
>>214967919>Tom Paris was created to screw over Nick Locarno's creatorfalse, Tom Paris was created because they thought Nick that audiences wouldn't find it believable that Nick could be redeemed.in fact that all sounds like bullshit
>>214967308Even when TNG lets loose, the cast never seems relaxed enough to have fun. A Fistful of Datas would have been a much funnier DS9 episode for example, just gotta work him in or something.
Which bridge is your favorite? Even despite VOY being one of my least favorite series, I like the bridge.
>>214967919half of those are just bullshit
>>214968107its nice and the ready room and briefing room actually part of the set makes for some nice flowing camera work
>>214968107I always liked Tuvok and Harry having their own little cuck cages at the side so they wouldn't have to touch anyone
>>214968117Most of them are absolutely true.
>>214968003>What use has a warrior for the cheap distractions of Ikea?You are a pathetic Vax'thuS!
What's a good ENTERPRISE 'sode to watch for someone who has never seen it before and wants some pure kino?
>>214968233best you don't bother its not for faggots who say things like "sode"
>>214968250Chill out my man
>>214968233Exile S3E06, Hoshi is kidnapped by a space incel who gives her the ick
>>214968314>Red shirt in Engineeringretard frog poster
>>214968391She wasn't kidnapped Archer left her there all by herself because he's a terrible Captain
romulans don't have cloaks yet ffs ENT why do have to be like this?
>>214968399>Red shirts never set foot in Engineering ever
>>214968418ep i'm on right nowMalcolm trying to disarm an active mine>I'm going to try and disarm itArcher>Be careful malcolmgee thanks cap never would've thought of that
>>214968503>he's never been told to be careful or drive safe or similar as a phrase of endearment or good luckAre you an alien?
>>214968391this bitch needs like an extra 150lbs and then she could really get it
>>214968603It's just extremely redundant considering the circumstances, more to the point Archer does it all the time something like 'good luck' might be more appropriate, for instance on the Risa ep previously trip and Malcolm are talking about trying to hook up with the local girls Archer says>Be careful That is appropriate
>>214967261>Yom Kippur on Ferenginaranon, you rascal.
>>214968603He's not used to words of encouragement from authority figures, his peers, his parents, etc.
>>214967290They help navigate the ship.
>>214968233Carbon Creek
>>214968233balance of terror
>>214968781Watching it now because it was mentioned earlier, I'm enjoying it.>>214968795Gooby pls
What we thinkin boys? Kino?
>>214968815How many beagles would be in the show?
>>214968233dear doctor
>>214968815He has such a punchable face.
>>214968233A Night in Sickbay
>>214968815i pray to god this doesn't happen. my poor heart couldn't take it.
>>214968815And the rape continues.
>>214968912If this was pre nutrek era a whole series that is basically The West Wing Star Trek edition would have been kino. These days you'll need a whole set of assassinations in the writers room before anyone will remotely consider watching it.
>>214969006How is this related to star trek?
>>214968947>second asshole to the right, and straight on til morning
>>214968233Civilization S01E09My go-to early ENT comfy episode. Riann a Trekfu. Wade Williams villainy. Helpful T'pol gives reactor back.
>>214968781Another man of taste I see
What are some trek-adjacent shows?
>>214969051Picard, Discovery, Strange New Worlds, Lower DecksAll very similar but still distinct from Star Trek
>>214968233i like Dead Stop
>>214969075I'm watching it right now that station is so cool
>>214969106pic it. exterior and interior.
jolene blalock's tits
>>214967308that's because you're retarded
>>214969118you could say please like a civilized person, however
>>214969213reconfigurable repair bays
>>214969161Maybe Vulcans aren't so bad
>>214969228complete diagnosis of ship damage down to a paint scratch, also bio readings of any injured personnel, took like 30 seconds
>>214969250choose one option for re-compensation, all repairs done within 36 hours, 1/4 of the hull is missing from Enterprise right now
>>214969229why is she so dirtyme and her should take a shower
>>214969262that's her skin color, you racist..
>>214969259complimentary recreation area with replicators built into the tables, its a wonder no-one else ever did this
>>214969213>>214969228looks comfywould be assignedimagine working there, drinking coffee, following protocol and rutine.
>>214969273and last one, in short its not so much how it looks which is nice its all the cool features, also completely automated
>>214969273>get your slop materialized right in front of you so you don't have to get upwhere are the morbidly obese people?
>>214969262it was the style at the time
>>214969299Teleportation lipo's you automatically. It means, unfortunately, there is a dearth of fat girls.
>>214969332Every starship is equipped with a fecal processor.
How specific are the replicators? Say I want a Cosmo, do I have to request what kind of vodka? What is the default? What if I was like I want to play Street Fighter will it just replicate me a copy of SF2 instead of 3rd Strike like it should?
>>214969299>where are the morbidly obese people?they're...hanging out in the back
>>214969364I think you'd have to program specifics like that yourself. But it should be possible.
Is talking about Twink Deathâ„¢ off topic?
>>214969364In TNG at various points, since I've been rewatching, various different crewmates (off the top of my head, Riker and Worf at the very minimum) say something about programming their own recipes into the replicators.
>>214969364As for street fighter. You wouldn't even have to use the replicator for that, the computer should have every version of street fighter in it's records.
>>214969409best keiko mentions it as well when shes making stuff for O'Briens birthday party, also Janeway
>>214969409Riker programed in a Whopper recipie 100%. Data got a hold of it at some point it seems.
>>214969423incorrect all records of streetfighter were lost in ww3 all it has is tekken 3
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>>214969459He's right, remember the tos pilot when Kirk beats Spock at Tekken?
>>214967261>don't know who's juiceing whom anymoreFerrengi<->Dominion
>>214969530Why are some people mad about the Covid vax but okay with Ozempic?
>>214969602I think Ozempic is also barbaric
>>214969602>Why are some people absolutely retarded?
I dont want to see you retards now start arguing about vaccines, I just want to shitpost about trek
>>214969665me too. i wish there was a place we could go that was free from /pol/niggers but this board is absolutely fucking infested.
>>214969513Kirk was buttonbashing eddie and it was spocks first time, not fair really
>>214969665
>>214969682would you rather reddit refugees?
>>214969737I would rather people not say shit about me being off topic all the time when real world politics are also constantly being talked about.
>>214969755Let's not make a bid deal out of it.
Lets talk about freighters instead!
>>214969829did someone say freighter? boy do I have some stories to tell
>>214969829design looks inefficient
>>214969865I can never resist a "ceiling Travis watches you masturfreight" joke
>>214969829cardassian freighters carrying medical supplies
>>214969934Nice try, spoonnigger.
>>214968882>Go ahead and try it pussy
>>214969976What is this body type called?
>>214970037Natty high T male
>>214969964This is just a quote from New Vegas' radio repackaged with Dukat.
>>214970052What if Wayne Newton was a Gul?
>>214968912Come join us, it's not so bad being a TNG fan after Picard, they let us down gently with the movies. It hurts to see your hometown burn to the ground but once there's only ashes left the pain will fade. I am sure STU will make you despair and then you'll be free, it's a lot like cosmic horror.
>>214970137>STUwhat is this? also it's not like i'd ever watch an Archer show I just would really hate the fact that I would have to exist in a world with people who do watch it and who would inevitably ruin my comfy /trek/ thread by talking about it.
>>214970185oh nvm I see it's the name of the Archer show. dumb name, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuDLsgWums
>>214970079GULIBERACE
All memes aside, Dukat fucking Kira's mom was retardedThey didn't need to do that
