Why does Yennefer have a sword?
why does this nigger have white latex elf ears?
>>214969329Why is that lady shaved
>>214969329She doesn't, it's a plastic toy with no edges, can't you see? They're just having fun playing with each other.
>>214969329>swordthey also look very plastic, even if they are not. What a trashy show.
>>214969329i like that vessamir lookin dude back therewhy can't we just have a show about him and not some womengot some major woman fatigue man i tell ya
>>214969370Netflix
>>214969329Why does jennefer have a top on?
>>214969329everything about this is so terrible and it didn't have to be that way
>>214969649Apparently the writer doesnt give a shit and skimmed though the books
>>214969632I don't mind the stronk feMC thing she's got going on but at least throw us a bone now and then
>>214969632agreed. they didnt show here naked since early on. if they want viewer retention in season 4, its time to get naked again yennifer. its the only way.
>>214969847Her "ugly witch" form made me lol, they just put a ball in in her mouth and said "act weird"..its terrible.
Is this show still on? Season 1 wasn't even good, but it at least did a couple of interesting things. I barely even remember season 2.
>>214969329Because it looks good on screen.
>>214969329Where is her burqa?
>>214970067Somehow, yes.
>>214970035she actually looked cute as fuck especially with the nickname piggy
>>214970153She doesnt look bad, shes just not Yen
magic fireball cgi is too expensive
Just look at this shit
>>214970216Ya know when I sit down to watch an adaptation of my favourite Polish grim fantasy, the FIRST thing I'm looking for is Nigerian women, I just can't get enough Nigerian women in my European medieval fantasy shows
>>214970210>>214970216>>214970252The writer of the books said the show is better and more accurate than the video games THOUGH.
>>214970276why wouldn't he? He hates cd projekt red and is obviously going to side with kikes at netflix
>>214970276He's retarded and we all know that.
>>214970299>>214970305Maybe if the CD Projekt Red didn't want the author to hate their games, they should have been more inclusive and lore-accurate (aka media literacy).
>>2149702102 cunts
>>214970351They were
>>214970377Why did they whitewash most of the witches? And left out Ciri's botox surgeries??
>>214970417What
>>214970216but wait theres more
>>214970432WHY, WHY
>>214970216Why are all the actors so fucking ugly?
>>214970513I have no idea. The sourseesses should always be attractive,
>>214970216They turned my nigga Regis into an actual nigger? That's even worse than the Shitskin Lodge.
>>214970216Fringorilla Niggo is my favorite racial swap, I wonder if her wiki page still mentions that blacks can he pale as a ghost too lmao
>>214970604Yeah, weird, and even a weirder casting move.
You people get so triggered by TV not looking like the book its funny. When I was growing up you looked forward to seeing how it would be different because you already saw one version of the story. Kids these days.
>>214970513Because it's a Netflix show for women
>>214970648Helps with immersion
>>214969329Same reason Faye was a knife fighter in the netflix bebop. Netflix is gay.
>>214969329Fefail Women and fagswomen need their female characters to have dick substitutes. Look at battle angel Alita. A bad ass unique fighting style and elbow blades devolved into me throw manly punches and use sharp metal dick to stab.
>>214970513The real answer is the people running the show were all women. They intentionally didn't cast anyone attractive besides Cavil.
>>214970895Super gay. Its been satanic queer indoctrination shit from day one. They had a fag and tranny section before they had an action, horror, child and black section.
>>214969329This is what irks me about Witcher 4. For a regular sorceress, let alone Ciri, using a sword is so far beneath them. It would be the equivalent of flying a stealth bomber into combat, but trying to hit the enemy with a lance out the window instead of the array of bombs at your disposal.This games gonna blow.
>>214970216What did they do to Regis????
>>214971081If I were in her position I can justify smurfing with a sword and doing cool teleporting shit because it's cool and fun and I remember the nightcrawler scene from the opening of X2.
>>214969329Because women wrote the show
The games are already pure CINEMA, what's even the point of the netflix show
>>214971241>netflix showto spoil and rape the cultural memory of the witcher franchise
>>214971241A miniseries adaptation of hearts of stone could actually be pretty based. 3 part special.
>>214970895>Netflix bebopThat was fucking terrible, and its like they do everything intentionally bad
>>214971088Makes me think of aqua teen..youre so old..and black
>>214971312But why? And what does Netflix constantly do this?
>>214971386It would need at least 5 parts>part 1 the Oferi prince toad in the sewers, Geralt getting captured and making deal with O'Dimm>part 2 and 3 are doing Olgierd's two trials>part 4 would be the von Everac mansion>part 5 ending
>>214970432MEGA NIGGRESS
>>214971386with zendaya as shani ofc
>>214969478We need to go back.to 24-30 frames per second and standard definition. High resolution and higher frames per second makes the props look like obvious props.
>>214971421Old I understand, but why Morpheus? Not that I plan on watching the show anyway, but damn.
>low IQ /pol/tourists will claim that this doesn't look slick as fuck
>>214971528I don't care what they do with Triss or Yen but don't touch Shani.
I'm replaying Witcher 3 and I forgot how much kino there is>the entire Velen plotline>Novigrad is kinda shit (despite being a gorgeous enviroment) though I really like Dijkstra and the Temarians, when the Witcher 2 music kicks in meeting Roche again it's awesome>the Giant island with Hjalmar and the exorcism with Cerys in Skellige>finding Ciri and the endgame>all of Hearts of Stone>all of Blood and Wine
>>214971445leverage the existing IP to push their ideology.
>>214971613yea it looks gay and retarded
>>214969329For the same reason they gave Galadriel armor and a sword instead of having her flatten an entire city with a wave of her hand.The talentless hacks that write these things don't understand power. They only see power in terms of what they think men do. They think girls wiggle their fingers. They think men swing swords so in their deluded little heads the way they make Yennefer a strong female character is to rob all the other male character of their power and agency and put a sword in Yennefer's hand because it's the ultimate sign of "THIS IS YENNEFER'S SHOW NOW" as they phase Geralt out in importance and prominence in his own show.She doesn't look like Yennefer.She doesn't dress like Yennefer.She doesn't act or speak like Yennefer.She doesn't fight or plan or think like Yennefer.They made her a Witcher or what their deluded little idea of what a Witcher is in visual imagery because they think The Witcher is the strong thing. Being a powerful Sorceress is the girl thing. She has to be a man.That's what that era of Feminists Progressive idiots do. They make women into men. Because they don't know how to be strong in their own way.
