>open your eyes>see thisWhat do
>>214970538Ewwwww.
>>214970538PUTA
>>214970538Go and try to kiss her, then realize I shouldn't do that and stare at her until she says something.
>>214970538Hey, who are you? What are you doing in my house?
>>214970538Wonder why there's a white girl in my house
>>214970538I'm very lonely, so I'd be quite happy to see a pretty girl.
>>214970538GET OUT OF MY HOUSE PUTA
my legal wife
>>214970538*unzips dick*
>>214970538eat her ass violently and hopes she really like it and use me often, if i have a chance i would do the best i can.
>>214970720That's impossible
>>214970538Countless cocks have been inside her sewer pipe of a pussy
>>214970776*zips dick back up*sorry
>>214970538BPD AND ECSTACY
run home, masturbate to old pics of my (similar) BPD ex, cry for a while, then realize i made the right call.
>>214970538>you have to eat the eggs
>>214970785Thank you
>>214970538request sex
Turn 360 degrees and go find Knives.
Hello there.
Run
>>214970538I jam an ice pick into both eyes (my eyes btw)
>>214970538Rape
>>214970981Based. Even as a horny teen I knew Knives was the correct choice even though she isn't as hot.
>>214970699Getting a girlfriend won't make you less lonely. If anything it will most likely make you more miserable unless you're a jeet and overvalue pussy.
>>214970538Liver punch
>>214970538Pinch her bum
>>214970559this desu senpai
Offer as cigarette and some cocaine. Wash my cock discretely.
>>214971122>companionship won't solve your want for companionshipYou may be retarded, my good sir.
>>214970538I cant remember if she had a good body or not
Run to a urologist to see if I have any std.
>>214971644Did that 2 months ago, I'm clean so I will of course risk it and raw dog her nasty ass.
ask to smell her butthole while masturbating
>>214970538>stupid clown haired bitchKill it. Kill it with fire.
>>214970538Currently friends with a girl like this. She keeps dropping hints (like asking me if i would fuck her in a given outfit as a “joke.”) Is it worth it bros?
>>214970538cry because a whole generation of women got ruined by her
>>214971810Is she hot? That's the only important thing.
>>214971295Spoken like a true virgy.
>>214970538Whoa, I suddenly feel so empowered...
GET
launch seven (7) haymakers
Call her putaturn 360 degreeswalk away
>>214970538My life has never been that good.
>>214971824Wut? Only millennial guys actually watched that movie. It gave them super unrealistic ideas about dating.
>>214970538i'm still pissed she was too lazy to dye her real hair and wore that shitty wig for the film