>>214971130Isn't she ... ? Isn't that normal for "them"?
That's insane
kek
>>214971130based. fuck small business owner and creators. i only buy brands via amazon
>>214971222fuck yeah! and I only read AI generated books about BNWO that are sold on Amazon too! fuck the world!!!!
>>214971130She's a menace
>*pirates your book page by page*and legally.... they can't touch her. No jury in the world would convict.
>>214971130Why specifically small book stores? As in she's stealing from the poor specifically, kek
>>214971166delete this right now
>Still acting like she's trailer park trashSomeone needs to tell that gay show with a very gay ending is over.
>>214971130Let me guess, shes a hook-nose
>>214971130Jewish?
somehow way worse and inconvenient than just pirating a digital copy. i feel bad for the person that buys the book with the spine already bent.
>Julia Garner was born on February 1, 1994[1] in the Riverdale neighborhood of the Bronx, New York.[2] Her mother, Tamar Gingold, is a therapist who worked as an actress and comedian in Israel. Her father, Thomas Garner, is a painter and an art teacher originally from Shaker Heights, Ohio.[3] Garner's mother is Jewish.[4][5] Her older sister is artist Anna Garner.[6][7] She understands Hebrew because her mother speaks itI'm so glad I discovered a new, beautiful and talented actress today!
Whenever I see someone on the train reading a book I wait until it's my stop and then I grab the book and run out just before the doors close. That's how I get all my books, they all SUCK.
Imagine standing for 2 houra taking pictures of a 400 page book
>>214971130This is probably a jokeWhy doesnt she go to big bookstores
can't believe people are taking this clickhole post for real
>>214971371Book piracy isn't about stealing books, it's about power. >uhm, excuse me... hi, hello, can I help you Ms. Garner?>Oh yes, sorry, of course. Could I get a flat white, two sugars? And do you guys have like a table I could use, my arms are tired, thanks.>........ok
>>214971371Imagine being this cheap and finding this 'normal'
>>214971406I think we're all just jaurking I hope we are, I know I am
>>214971130Obvious joke quote but,>go to stylist>yeah bro give me that Beetlejuice cut>>214971342Always remember that it's antisemitic to think that Jews run Hollywood.
Why not just download the ebook for free? Saves on gas or uber money
>>214971533if they want to charge me $25 for a softback they deserve to go out of business. It's just fucking paper.
>>214971222Dangerously based and also checked those triples btw.
>>214971130Well she is jewish
>every>page
>>214971390>This is probably a jokeYeah but she clearly forgot to tell us the funny partStill would goddamnit
>>214971569Yeah, seriously.It feels like a humiliation ritual with modern prices.
>>214971130but you can buy books on Amazon for 75 cents
>>214971672Yvonne Mitchell. Where is this from? Shes amazing in Woman In A Dressing Gown.
we are at the point where people can't identify the clickhole icon because they are so used to believing everything they see
>>214971130
>>214971130smart
>>214971371I'd be taking creepshots of her if I found her.
>>214971130Clickhole is a comedy website, anon.
>>214971130sex with Julia Garner
It's victimless fun
Imagine how hot it would be if she did a TrueAnal scene with Mike, just drops out of nowhere.
>>214971130Oy gevalt I can’t believe I never thought of this, the sheckles I’ve wasted!
>>214971166Kek yes it isShe looks more like a witch than the actual witch
>>214971569Modern books sucks. I got a great looking hardback of Carmilla for my birthday. The book is printed big because I have low vision. There was spelling mistakes on EVERY SINGLE PAGE WITH NO EXCEPTION. 1 to 8 PER PAGE.Fuck. You. Just, fuck you. In regular typing that would be 4 to 32 spelling/punctuation/wrong word mistakes per page. I threw that book in the trah after I finished it and bought an old used copy from the 1960s. It's perfect. No mistakes at all. I checked. I'll never buy anything from Pushkin Press ever again.
>>214971166
>>214971130Holy based.
>>214971130Did no one teach this bitch how to pirate? Can her manager/publicist/agent find someone to tell her about Library Genesis?
>>214971130But she wouldn't steal a car.
>>214971130OP....
>>214971130Nes.(works for graphic novels too)
>>214971130That's the most jewish thing i've ever heard
>>214971166>>214971280>>214971293>>214971297>>214971342>>214971536>>214971616>>214972224>>214972276If not paying for media makes someone jewish then call me schlomo shekelstein cause "small businesses" are some of the greediest, most shamelessly scalping little scammers on the planet. MSRP? More like Must Set Retarded Prices.
>>214972339>>214972318>>214971616>>214971342>>214971371>>214971293>>214971264>>214971166>unable to recognize the Clickhole logo
i'd pirate books with her if you catch my drift
>>214971130wtf i love her now
>>214972369https://www.instagram.com/clickhole/p/DPSFiGVjb7-/top kek who would've thunk even internet-brained 4chan autists would fall victim to such obvious satire
I just snap a pic of the cover, and make sure to get the author and ISBN then look it up when I'm home to pirate it.
>>214971130Cool, I never pay to watch her work either
>JIDF out in full forcelol
>>214972451You fell for a parody website article, anon. Why are you still here?
>>214972369>>214972330Shit like this is insane because it's the exact kind of nonsense no one really cares about at the end of the day so you wouldn't bother reading up on it and realizing it's satirical bullshit. Whatever happened to "fake and gay"? Did people forget how to Internet?
>>214972420"Even"? 4chan users believe ANYTHING as long as it's placed in the format of a headline.
Ruth Langmore is a blessing to our world
>>214972487maybe they're /pol/-tourists who are obsessed with jews and see semitic schemes everywhere
>>214972487somewhere in the last 8-9 years, /tv/ became facebook grannies who believe any clickbait shit that's curated for them
>hey anon can you distract the shopkeeper for thirty minutes while i take a picture of every page of this 500 page book?how do you complete this task, /tv/?
https://clickhole.com/if-people-think-there-s-a-quick-fix-to-illegal-immigrat-1825124153/This was ahead of its time.
>>214971130Not real but imagine how awkward it would be to read like that
>>214972555Jerk off in the anime aisle
>>214972555Hold up a book with a comedically appropriate title, then sucker punch the shopkeeper's lights out.
Her BigLust lora is really good
>>214972561>that’s the same kind of false assumption the scientists made when they decided that the neolithic cave paintings of the Chronotaur couldn’t possibly depict a real creature.
>>214972596a patricians choice, really
>>214972555shes so cute
>>214972596>How to Make Friends and Influence People
>>214972276Who was this semen demon
>>214972420>>214972503It's actually pathetic and sad how often I see obviously fake headlines posted here and people acting like it's real
>>214972596It was in the clearance rack
The retards unable to spot a joke article aside, I just watched Weapons yesterday and she is inexorably cute. More than she should be on paper. Just something works.
>>214972685this
>>214972652Mothi
>>214971130Unironically I wanted to read Gnome Cave at work during my lunch break and considered doing this but it just felt too stupid. Idk why Anna’s Archive didn’t have it yet
>>214972657The only thing more pitiful is "random tweet from some faggot saying some bullshit"
>>214972276>>214972652Sex with pre-wall bonbibonkers
>>214972629
This is from clickhole, a satire page
>>214972596such as
>>214972765Everything on the internet is true
>>214972596>Debrett's New Guide to Etiquette & Modern Manners
>>214971130There are people on this board who find her attractive...
>>214972875Yes, like me.
>>214972875 thanks for your comment, mr. obvious
>>214972685I knew it was a joke because no celeb would be that based
>>214972755and post-post-wall bonbibonkers when she lost some weight but kept the fat tits and ass
>>214972875Keep my name (and general descriptors) out ya damn mouf
>>214972875Yes.
>>214972596you better be punching through the book too
>>214971342>>214971297>>214971293>>214971280>>214971166>make shit up just so you can reee about itI don’t know what purpose this serves. Surely if Jews are so bad you don’t have to make shit up to get pissy about
>>214973004>>214972596>Anon you weren't supposed to send him to hospital! Now we can't use this tactic the next time you help me, because you will help me, right?
>>214971130>>214971371I just go onto Yandex and type in “[Book name] pdf”
>>214972596The Kingdom of God Is Within You
>>214972886>>214972907>>214972957>>214972981How do you call this fetish, guys?
>>214973108"Attraction to the opposite sex", sometimes called heterosexuality
>>214973108being attracted to an attractive woman is not a fetish, anon
>>214971242based. links?
>>214973053Just call me Mr. Helping Hands.
>>214973136I'd give her a helping hand if you know what I'm sayin
It was in 2005, i was out at blockbuster with my dad. He was picking out kinos while I was looking at video games. I decided to look through a guidebook because he was taking forever and I already had my copy of Bully®. Suddenly a fat bearded wagie waddles over>"hey">"HEY">"HEY!!">"You're not allowed to do that">"d-do what?">"You're not allowed to read the books unless you buy them" >I just stare at him confused>he starts to seethe and is about to take the book from me>my dad walks over>wagie immediately waddles away and mumbles to my dad that I shouldn't be reading that
>>214972596I suggest a copy of Nancy Drew and The Secret of the Old Clock
>>214973117>"muh red pill" poster unable to identify a spoof headlineFits
>>214971130Is she retarded?
>>214971130What's the problem? I also pirate things.
>>214973213are you?
>>214973213>>214973255https://youtu.be/tb2Ct3yyB4g?si=GKR24Y7Lx4M5-KW1
>>214972596Tom Clancy's Clear and Present Danger
>>214971951Yield to the Night (1956), a Diana Dorsprison movie.
>>214971130How can you even do that without someone catching you?Taking 200 readable pictures would take some time.
>>214973434think, anon
>>214973210I know it's a spoof, but I still find it funny. Scared little kike has no sense of humor. I think there's a civil war coming and I think all you lefties are going to be dead soon and I think things are going to get REAL funny then hahahaha. Imagine beating up a nasally little jew kike with an afro hahahaha.
>>214971130It's funny to imagine Julia Garner doesn't know how to download free books so she does this elaborate piracy
>>214973475Me big dumb dumb.Can't think.
>>214973645The answer is "You can't", because it's a joke article.
>>214971222Based contrarian
>>214973599she doesn't strike me as particularly stupid, don't see the funny in that. it's more cute than funny to imagine attractive younger women being inept with technology
>>214973599It's funnier to imagine she does it for the thrill of the hunt. Torrents are too easy, too impersonal.
>>214971130Based.
>>214971867Dunc tier book
>>214971371it wouldn't take you 2 hours retard
