We eatin good alien bros
I just hope they don’t resort to doing cringy references to the older films again. The black android guy looked genuinely embarrassed to have to say the line “Get away from her, you bitch” on camera.
>>214973008>Eating slop
>>214973008What are you talking about? Alien Earth is cancer. The franchise has been dead since before Prometheus.
Romulus was actually good though. Alien Earth was total trash
Please, not A:E. Romulus I can fuck with- but not that shit.
The slop must flow.
crab bro needs a spinoff
>>214973008>lets run Alien into the ground with shitty ass movies and tv shows even more than it is already Only Alien 1- 4 matter
>>214973440whose crapbro the crap or the guy get eaten by the crap?
>>214973534crab i spelt i wong three times RFLOL
>>214973008Don't care, won't be watching. I'll be playing the hell out of Alien Isolation 2.
>>214973287>I can fuck with
will David show up?
>>214973008>Alien: Earth is so shit the fans hope it gets canceled >Romulus 2 won't be directed by Fede>no news on Ridley's new Alien movieAlien bros are actually fucking starving.
>>214973660that's right, hoe ass
>>214973008Cailee Spaeny full frontal nude scene or I'm not watching and will botpost negative reviews about it.
>>214973755>no news on Ridley's new Alien moviebest news Alien fans ever received>Alien Isolation 2 in development and going to show the movie/tv clowns how real Alien media is madeAlso amazing news. Most hopeful news in a decade really.
>>214973820A lot of people who worked on Isolation won't be working on its sequel and there haven't been any news on it since the announcement either.
>>214973008>slopification of good franchiseEven those bad AvP movies were better for the IP
It was the best Alien movie I've seen in years, what are people's arguments against it? That it reuses story beats from Alien? That it's "woke"?
>>214973989That's just because it's a cheap knockoff of much better Alien content that you ignore for no reason. It stole everything good about it, then crammed it full of quips, shitty jokes, and dozens of "remember this from the old movie you liked?!" moments. And of course couldn't help but take a giant shit all over the lore as usual.
>>214974023>much better Alien contentSuch as? Alien: Isolation is the only one I can think of in terms of being better than almost everything other than Alien or Aliens
>>214974072he filled Kirsh up good
no chance Earth is getting a sequel.
>>214974161what's about moon?
I just want an hour and a half of babes getting facehugged. Is that too much to ask?
>>214974733Yes. The Alien series is about MALE rape. That's where the terror comes from. Men being forcibly impregnated and made to bear monstrous offspring.
>>214974754So if they do the thing of trying to acquire a new demographic for an existing IP, and try to sell terror for women, then I can get more Facehugger x White women?
>>214973008IF SYNTHS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT WHY DON'T THEY LOOK LIKE HITOMI TANAKA
>>214974856best I can do is Facehugger + Asian androgynous non-binaries. No tits allowed.
>>214973008All they have to do is cast cailee in it, even as a cameo, and it will break a Billy.
>>214973534The crab/p scaring the guy in the $20 alien costume away
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH Baby Romulus is back :)
>>214973008I DONT CARE I WANT THE THIRD DAVID MOVIE AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Its hard to take her serious due to her child coded face
>>214975916That's how all zoomies are. Too much high fructose corn syrup and microplastics have stunted their maturation
>>214973008Will be watching for Cailee simple as
>>214975916>child coded facelmao, it's called a babyface you broccoli head coded fuck
>>214976013babyface is a pdf file coded word
