We eatin good alien bros
I just hope they don’t resort to doing cringy references to the older films again. The black android guy looked genuinely embarrassed to have to say the line “Get away from her, you bitch” on camera.
>>214973008>Eating slop
>>214973008What are you talking about? Alien Earth is cancer. The franchise has been dead since before Prometheus.
Romulus was actually good though. Alien Earth was total trash
Please, not A:E. Romulus I can fuck with- but not that shit.
The slop must flow.
crab bro needs a spinoff
>>214973008>lets run Alien into the ground with shitty ass movies and tv shows even more than it is already Only Alien 1- 4 matter
>>214973440whose crapbro the crap or the guy get eaten by the crap?
>>214973534crab i spelt i wong three times RFLOL
>>214973008Don't care, won't be watching. I'll be playing the hell out of Alien Isolation 2.
>>214973287>I can fuck with
will David show up?
>>214973008>Alien: Earth is so shit the fans hope it gets canceled >Romulus 2 won't be directed by Fede>no news on Ridley's new Alien movieAlien bros are actually fucking starving.
>>214973660that's right, hoe ass
>>214973008Cailee Spaeny full frontal nude scene or I'm not watching and will botpost negative reviews about it.
>>214973755>no news on Ridley's new Alien moviebest news Alien fans ever received>Alien Isolation 2 in development and going to show the movie/tv clowns how real Alien media is madeAlso amazing news. Most hopeful news in a decade really.
>>214973820A lot of people who worked on Isolation won't be working on its sequel and there haven't been any news on it since the announcement either.
>>214973008>slopification of good franchiseEven those bad AvP movies were better for the IP
It was the best Alien movie I've seen in years, what are people's arguments against it? That it reuses story beats from Alien? That it's "woke"?
>>214973989That's just because it's a cheap knockoff of much better Alien content that you ignore for no reason. It stole everything good about it, then crammed it full of quips, shitty jokes, and dozens of "remember this from the old movie you liked?!" moments. And of course couldn't help but take a giant shit all over the lore as usual.
>>214974023>much better Alien contentSuch as? Alien: Isolation is the only one I can think of in terms of being better than almost everything other than Alien or Aliens
>>214974072he filled Kirsh up good
no chance Earth is getting a sequel.
>>214974161what's about moon?
I just want an hour and a half of babes getting facehugged. Is that too much to ask?
>>214974733Yes. The Alien series is about MALE rape. That's where the terror comes from. Men being forcibly impregnated and made to bear monstrous offspring.
>>214974754So if they do the thing of trying to acquire a new demographic for an existing IP, and try to sell terror for women, then I can get more Facehugger x White women?
>>214973008IF SYNTHS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT WHY DON'T THEY LOOK LIKE HITOMI TANAKA
>>214974856best I can do is Facehugger + Asian androgynous non-binaries. No tits allowed.
>>214973008All they have to do is cast cailee in it, even as a cameo, and it will break a Billy.
>>214973534The crab/p scaring the guy in the $20 alien costume away
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH Baby Romulus is back :)
>>214973008I DONT CARE I WANT THE THIRD DAVID MOVIE AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Its hard to take her serious due to her child coded face
>>214975916That's how all zoomies are. Too much high fructose corn syrup and microplastics have stunted their maturation
>>214973008Will be watching for Cailee simple as
>>214975916>child coded facelmao, it's called a babyface you broccoli head coded fuck
>>214976013babyface is a pdf file coded word
Bros, Gen Z might be retard coded
>>214973611The thing with Alien Isolation 2 is they don't even really have to change much about the second game. Just do what they did before and tweak the AI and it will be good.
>>214973409This. I need alien sloppa to feed my shitposting.
>Fede got fired cause Ridley threw a bitch fit so now we have to suffer a new untested directorthis franchise is a form of torture
>>214973989>what are people's arguments against it?It's popular so it's bad. Also it's too much of a rehash of the first film while simultaneously doing too much different
>>214977263I'd rather suffer a new untested director than watch David get outsmarted by some zoomer girl.
>>214973755>>Romulus 2 won't be directed by FedeHow is this bad? Romulus was just shitty nostalgiabait from start to finish, maybe they can get a director with even a single original bone in their body for the sequel.It's still disney at the end of the day though, so no matter what it's gonna be shitty and neutered
>>214977263>Fede fired by RidleyQRD?
Just listen to the audiobooks.
>>214977336>It's still disney at the end of the day thoughThat answers your question, they're going to hire some nepobaby hack like Noah Hawley.
>>214977314David's not canon. So you wouldn't have to worry about that. And we've suffered new directors in every. single. movie. The directors all just make unrelated nonsensical shit then say it's on you to figure out how to hot glue and duct tape it together so it's semi coherent with the others.
>>214977314Fede still wrote the script>>214977354>Fede hired to fastrack sequel>writes script>Ridley reads it>undisclosed disagreement>gets heated>Ridley wins because he's Ridley Scott and Fede gets fired>Fede acts professional/saves face and pretends he was never supposed to direct the sequel
>>214977473I get that you dislike the prequels but saying David's not canon while talking about Romulus is idiotic.
>>214973228Romulus was just not totally trash, you would have shat on it if it was released before ridley's 2 turds.
>>214977627Right, because Alien Isolation was better in every way. There's no reason to watch the cheap knockoff version Romulus
>>214977354Rumor has it Fede wanted to use David and Ridley didn't let him because he plans to use him himself.
>>214973611I tried Isolation but it was so fucking boring. I gave up pretty early where you have to try and sneak past some humans and I kept getting shot. I read the novel though which was great.
>>214977701>Ridley didn't let him because he plans to use him himselfRidley literally said he has zero plans for a third movie. He never thought that far ahead and didn't create anything. There's nothing in development. That's the entire crux of the problem with Prometheus. They were just making up random shit on the fly. Empty mystery boxes.
>>214977677Isolation was too easy, ayylmao too predictable and dumb. It's obvious the devs knew it because they added a nightmare more, which was still too easy.
>>214977773He did, he talked about them and showed Disney the script but they found it too confusing which is why he recently said he'll make the third movie if he gets an idea.
>>214973008If you like AR or AE you unironically have dogshit taste, objectively
>>214973755>Romulus 2 won't be directed by FedeGood.
>>214973008It's going back to district 9 director
>>214977709link ?
>>214978067No chance. That retard has only been shitting out dogshit flops lately. The rumor is that Demián Rugna will direct the Romulus sequel. He directed When Evil Lurks.
