ITT things movies get wrong about sex
>>214973097Women have orgasm.
>>214973097I'm not qualified to post on this matter
what a cringe era>Woah. Like... we just did the sex. That was so awesome. But we're still best friends!!!
>>214973097the fact that it feels so great the first timeone night stands always suck, I mean it feels good for your self-esteem to get a woman in your bed that wants you, but you don't know each other good in bedsex with long term gf is much better
>>214973127jewish post
>>214973107>>214973097Only like 10% of women can orgasm from a hookup with a stranger the first time. Most of modern civilization is just an elaborate fabrication so corporations won't have to pay men high wages required to raise a family and own land.
they don't immediately take turns in the bathroom washing afterwards. so they're just...lying there?
The myth that sex exists and is something people do all the time really had me going for a while.
>>214973165bot comment>>214973221My gf always gets up to wipe her pussy and rinse het mouth out, usually she'll give me a wipedown with my shirt or boxers but i usually just roll over and sleep in the yuck. I don't do the laundry so idgaf
That everyone has done it
>>214973097how the fuck would i know?
Women cry a lot more
>>214973097muh PG-13 L shaped blanket
>>214973260>usually she'll give me a wipedown with my shirt or boxers
>>214973097Movies never show anything to do with the condom or the guy putting it on. Unless it's something like Knocked Up where it matters to the story whether he was wearing one or not
>>214973260animal
>characters finish having sex>woman doesn't immediately go to the bathroom to shit out the cum>man doesn't awkwardly listen to fart sounds for the next 20 minutes
>>214973165NTA but shut the fuck up>>214973097>people go straight from making out to penetrative sex>people have sex entirely under cover of blankets / with a convenient proportion of clothes remaining on (in order to maintain age ratings) and are both somehow fully clothed at the end>neither party goes to take a piss or wash afterwards>neither party fumbles around to get socks, underwear off>nobody even mentions condoms verbally let alone puts one on>people fall asleep right after having sex >usually depicted as being super fucking loud every timebut of course the most egregious one is>sex even happening in the first place (sex isn't real)
It happens a lotIt happens to everyoneYou go insane if it doesn't happen regularly
>>214973319they either cry, or yapwell, they'll definitely yap if they cry. You're getting yapping either way.
>sex scene>woman is clothed
>>214973385Shut the fuck up Tylenol baby
>>214973448>sex scene>woman is clothed or covered by a strategically placed sheet>man is fully nude and exposedLove how common this trope is now.
>no massive wet spot left on the bed
>>214973097>Sex scene>people don’t wondle the prondle right before
>>214973200>From a stranger the first timeYeah I think I found the problem
>>214973221>not having his and hers sinks
>>214973483it's also common in reverse too>woman has tits and bush out in the open>guy still isn't shown a single pubes or anything under his cum gutters
>>214973385>awkwardlyfart sounds are my favorite part
>fully grown man and woman>man sits on the bed>woman starts to undress>man stares at woman like it's the first time he's seen a woman in his life
>sex scene>man stops in the middle of it to go change the song playing on youtube
>sex scene between strangers involves kissing but no oral sex
>>214973109You and me both, honey!
>>214973107normally fake ones to turn you both on more. they masterbait for the real ones.But in movies of course they always have a crazy orgasm!!
theyre not nearly sweaty enough
No one gets up to pee after.
>guy doesnt put on condom>he always comes inside>female doesnt end up pregnant
The woman doesn't suck his dick. I mean, I've hardly ever had sex where she doesn't start by sucking my dick.
>>214973260Based. I go and wipe enough that it's not dripping, but I don't wipe it clean. I love the feeling of my wife's juices on my pp while I sleep.
>sex scene>the woman isn't screaming to stop
>>214973097A lot of women leave their bra on when having sex in /tv/. Is this true? Do they also leave their panties on? Also fathers not getting a raging erection when they see their daughter in a bikini.
>>214973885>Letting your daughter go out in a bikini
>>214973200>Only like 10% of women can orgasm from a hookup with a stranger the first timewhat a lie. With a hookup there is no judgement or expectations or emotion that gets in the way. You don't have a bf asking is this ok or are you close or did you cum, none of that mood killing shit. Total abandon and usually a little drunk or high. Let go and enjoy.Biggest problem with a hookup the guy can't get hard or he cums too quick
>>214973097A lot of good answers iit but what is really hilarious is that in 2025 they still shoot scenes of people """fucking""" in clothes, like women wearing bra and panties. Look, if you movie is PG and you can't show boobs, just don't have sex in it.
>>214973097No mask or knife.
>>214973911>clearly not understanding how women work
>>214973904>Letting your daughter
>post sex cuddling
>he doesn't start farting after cooming
>>214973885In my experience, no, bras are generally uncomfortable to wear so your gf or wife is just not going to be wearing one around the house to begin with.
>>214973940Yes I do. I hooked up with many that had bf's or husbands and they told me. They aren't thinking about anything but getting some sexual satisfaction. Not cleaning the house or making too much noise or trying something different (they say when you do try something different with a partner he will immediately believe you learned it somewhere else and pout) or why they were pissed or any number of mundane relationship shit
That handjobs do anything for anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz0zd-kHbBc
>Both came home from the most disgusting place ever>no one showers before or after>raw ass-eating
For me it’s cumming, immediately getting my clothes on, leaving and never interacting with the person again
>>214974142How do you meet these women
>>214974250That is what women prefer. Sex and hes gone.
>>214974142You can lie all you want, it doesn't make it a reality.
>>214973127Vacations are where you get the best one night stands. You're always atleast a little drunk so you're uninhibited and you know you'll never see this person again, so youre ok with some weird shit you'd never try otherwise.
>>214974255Through work usually. I travel a lot. I have also met them while I vacationed. Rare are they single. They want sex without any expectations so they can go home to their life and compartmentalize the tryst. They get their freak on and no one around to remind them of anything.
>>214973097that it's fun and satisfying for both parties
>>214974179This and the absolute lack of footjobs.
>>214974250Sounds like a fulfilling life
>>214974326Not lying just telling you all this is going on while the bf or husband is home or work or whatever. They care for their partner or love them and busy building a life but fucking on occasion on the side someone they don't know or care about
>>214974277You've never actually slept with a woman ranjeet.
>>214973097I was just gonna make this thread anon. Couple who have been together for more than 6 months dont have passionate sex.>>214973109Most honest anon ever.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759434288235758.webm
>>214973097Couples cumming at the same time.
>>214973165Expand on this. Or are you unable? >>214973127 is arguing against the kind of degeneracy you people would normally blame on the Jews, arguing that long lasting relationships based on more than sex are more fulfilling than one night stands.
That scene where they're stumbling through the front door kissing each-other and then strip down and have sex right away. That's gross. You've just been sweating and drinking alcohol in a club for like 2 hours you probably smell like fermented ass. I always shower before having sex.
>>214974389No, you're just lying, typing out some media group fantasy. Porn isn't real, kid.
>>214973127>one night stands always suck,Huh are you a woman? There is no better feeling than fucking a new woman for the first time. > you don't know each other good in bedExcept you are supposed to use her like a sexdoll. Dont tell me you care about her pleasure. Being used and dominated like the little whore she is, is her pleasure anon. You have been fucking wrong your whole life.
>>214974142>t.
>>214974447I'm convinced alcohol was invented so people can get past the smell
>>214973353Most sex in movie is without condom because std do not exist because they are not within the scope of the story being told (unless when they are)
>>214973385>>214973607i can understand condomless sex, its best sex, but come on pull out !
>No dick sucking before sex
>No jerking or direct penis stimulation >>214974544 is necessary to get the blood flowing so your hardness matches your horninessIn movies, it's always the guy is either rock hard right away or it's a scene portraying his impotence.
>>214974142>he will immediately believe you learned it somewhere elsestatistically speaking, she did learn it somewhere else thoughI once fucked a virgin girl, then no meet for a couple of months, then fuck again and she raises her legs and verbally moaned as in speaking. She obviously learned that shit somewhere else
>>214973111>*in unison* AWESOME!
>>214974544Sex irl doesn't always have to involve a blowjob before or in addition to p in v. You're thinking of porn
i'm a 19 year old virgin what kind of body should i get to get girls? should i be a big muslce man or should i get skinny cutt?i gotta get sum pussy before i turn 21
>>214974179I prefer handjobs over penis in vagina sex.
>>214974713skinny cut. most women arent into big muscle fags. thin and tone always wins. also try to get the v shape thing
>>214974758nutting feels the best from handjobs easily for me. but I never been a shooter so maybe it's because of that
Sex feels good but sometimes i'm too lazy to have sex. Me and my girlfriend just end up 69'ing but she doesn't mind because i'm good at it and can make her orgasm in like 6 minutes. When we do have sex its usually her riding me. I'm such a lazy bastard I hate myself.
>>214973200>can orgasm Wrong. Any woman can orgasm during hookup. That doesn't mean she's going to come from just dicking though. If she picked a shitty guy who's going to nut then leave without rubbing her to orgasm, that's on her.>>214973911>are you close or did you cum, none of that mood killing shitThat's not mood killing. That's literally shit you should be asking. Lovers should be considerate and care about the other person's satisfaction during this act. Otherwise they're just saying "fuck off, I got mine, don't care if you enjoyed or not"
>>214974955This. My wife always cums super hard when having sex with other guys.
>>214974532are you retarded? that defeats the entire purpose of fucking without condom.
>>214973097>woman doesn't cling onto the man like a leech>man doesn't immediately try to leave
>>214974934>that feel when you've experienced sex and escaped the virgin stigma, but still later reached the conclusion that real women are not worth the effort when a VR headset and a fleshlight can approximate it well enough
>>214973097>people kiss for the first time>immediately unzips his pants, hikes up her skirt>cums in 30 seconds>go on about their day>this is considered both normal and very romantic
>>214974712no, sex needs escalation, you rub, you suck and you fuck
>>214975030well if physical pleasure is all you're after then sure but I actually like my girlfriend as a person.
>>214975101I have gotten hard from a kiss or hug then immediately went to sex.
>>214973097That it exists
>>214975156good for you little man
>>214975101Undressing and making out with her can be enough to get both of you warmed up. I've found it's the more normal thing to go straight from making out to dick in pussy if it's the first time with her. Blowjob is more likely if she wants more and you fuck again another day
>>214975101>b-but in GDP they always do a blowjob then sex!Porn isnt real life.
>>214973097Sex is always way more awkward in real life. Never like porn or movies. Also, there's individual shit that people are into. Like, call me vanilla, but I fucking love missionary. To the point where I can't remain hard in any other position. It's a definite mental block of some sort, as I can get hard and remain that way in missionary all day long. But my dick don't coperate with anything else. I've never fully understood it, as it's not a conscious choice I make of course, but I'm ok with it. It is what it is
>>214975244I agree with you. I want my dick in that pussy, geting my dick sucked isnt a priority. I'm not 14
>>214975286missionary feels the best easily. in fact I cum too quickly ( if sober)A girl on top I can last a bit since doesnt feel as good
>>214973200>t. Chud, M.D.
>>214974643>She obviously learned that shit somewhere elseIndeed she did. Did you ask her though?
>>214974955>I got mine, don't care if you enjoyed or not"That is what a hookup is for. Relationship sex is about give and take. Sometime women just want to get their freak on for themselves. All she wants is the dick
>>214975305When a girl goes on top for me, I go limp pretty fast. The only thing I can think of is that maybe it's because missionary is a typical breeding position. Not sure. It's never bothered me that much to be fair. In real life, if you you're into a girl and they really want to get dicked down, what position you do it in is not a big deal.
>>214975371No I dont give a fuck, women fuck much more esily than men. Also, we were not dating and in fact she did cheat on a next boyfriend with me.
>>214975412I'm the opposite, more difficulty staying hard in missionary because of the effort and blood flow directed to my arms and holding myself up on top of her
>>214975479Yeah, that's real life, at least as I find it. You like what you like. No shame in that. I like making my girl happy too though, and again, position is pretty much never a factor in how much they liked it.
>>214973200>10% of women can orgasm from a hookup with a strangerthis number goes up quite a bit if its rape
>>214973260>sleep in le yuckYou should really go back
>>214973097once I make a woman tremble in bed after some sort of sex I gave her. she could be faking, doe
Trying to get the cock ring off your balls afterwards.
>>214975645Did you just hallucinate a redditism? talk about a freudian fuckup
HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KONW NIGGA IM 27 AND HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A WOMAN
>nerd guy gets the stunner
>>214975763Like get a prostitute bro. They're cheap and easy to get. And they literally don't care about your Sexual experience
>>214975806I saw this happen in real life recently when in an airport.This absolute greasy hambeast of a man holding hand and smooching with this absolute 9/10.He had to have money. Surely. I couldn't understand it
>>214974439Has happened to me a good amount of times, but only before we had kids and would fuck every day and as loud as we wanted. Now it's quiet sex at 2am, usually she finishes within 3 minutes and I finish as quickly as I can after or she gets sore.
>>214975763I had sex and got a gf for the first time when I was 27. There is hope anon. The trick, for me, was to have some sort of experience that puts you under a lot of stress and activates your fight or flight response and floods your brain with different types of adrenaline and cortisol etc. You'll be in a higher mode of functioning and have better social outcomes that way including attracting women, at least for a few months
>>214973097In movies the guy never uses his hand to guide his cock in or even looks down, it glides in automatically
>guy and girl lock eyes at a bar>jump cut to rough violent furniture-breaking sex
>>214975738You don’t need to try and save face by pretending not to get it. We don’t use accounts here.
>>214975946Yeah there's no coming back from that fuckup bro. I appreciate you trying to use the memes that came before you though
When she cuts a hot fart on your balls.
>>214975998NTA but what are you doing. Just be quiet
