>>214973097
Women have orgasm.

>>214973097
I'm not qualified to post on this matter

what a cringe era

>Woah. Like... we just did the sex. That was so awesome. But we're still best friends!!!

>>214973097
the fact that it feels so great the first time
one night stands always suck, I mean it feels good for your self-esteem to get a woman in your bed that wants you, but you don't know each other good in bed
sex with long term gf is much better

>>214973127
jewish post

>>214973107
>>214973097

Only like 10% of women can orgasm from a hookup with a stranger the first time. Most of modern civilization is just an elaborate fabrication so corporations won't have to pay men high wages required to raise a family and own land.

they don't immediately take turns in the bathroom washing afterwards. so they're just...lying there?

The myth that sex exists and is something people do all the time really had me going for a while.

>>214973165
bot comment
>>214973221
My gf always gets up to wipe her pussy and rinse het mouth out, usually she'll give me a wipedown with my shirt or boxers but i usually just roll over and sleep in the yuck. I don't do the laundry so idgaf

That everyone has done it

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>>214973097
how the fuck would i know?

Women cry a lot more

>>214973097
muh PG-13 L shaped blanket

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>>214973260
>usually she'll give me a wipedown with my shirt or boxers

>>214973097
Movies never show anything to do with the condom or the guy putting it on. Unless it's something like Knocked Up where it matters to the story whether he was wearing one or not

>>214973260
animal

>characters finish having sex
>woman doesn't immediately go to the bathroom to shit out the cum
>man doesn't awkwardly listen to fart sounds for the next 20 minutes

>>214973165
NTA but shut the fuck up
>>214973097
>people go straight from making out to penetrative sex
>people have sex entirely under cover of blankets / with a convenient proportion of clothes remaining on (in order to maintain age ratings) and are both somehow fully clothed at the end
>neither party goes to take a piss or wash afterwards
>neither party fumbles around to get socks, underwear off
>nobody even mentions condoms verbally let alone puts one on
>people fall asleep right after having sex
>usually depicted as being super fucking loud every time
but of course the most egregious one is
>sex even happening in the first place (sex isn't real)

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It happens a lot
It happens to everyone
You go insane if it doesn't happen regularly

>>214973319
they either cry, or yap
well, they'll definitely yap if they cry. You're getting yapping either way.

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>sex scene
>woman is clothed

>>214973385
Shut the fuck up Tylenol baby

>>214973448
>sex scene
>woman is clothed or covered by a strategically placed sheet
>man is fully nude and exposed
Love how common this trope is now.

>no massive wet spot left on the bed

>>214973097
>Sex scene
>people don’t wondle the prondle right before

>>214973200
>From a stranger the first time
Yeah I think I found the problem

>>214973221
>not having his and hers sinks

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>>214973483
it's also common in reverse too
>woman has tits and bush out in the open
>guy still isn't shown a single pubes or anything under his cum gutters

>>214973385
>awkwardly
fart sounds are my favorite part

>fully grown man and woman
>man sits on the bed
>woman starts to undress
>man stares at woman like it's the first time he's seen a woman in his life

>sex scene
>man stops in the middle of it to go change the song playing on youtube

>sex scene between strangers involves kissing but no oral sex

>>214973109
You and me both, honey!

>>214973107
normally fake ones to turn you both on more. they masterbait for the real ones.

But in movies of course they always have a crazy orgasm!!

theyre not nearly sweaty enough

No one gets up to pee after.

>guy doesnt put on condom
>he always comes inside
>female doesnt end up pregnant

The woman doesn't suck his dick. I mean, I've hardly ever had sex where she doesn't start by sucking my dick.

>>214973260
Based. I go and wipe enough that it's not dripping, but I don't wipe it clean. I love the feeling of my wife's juices on my pp while I sleep.

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>sex scene
>the woman isn't screaming to stop

>>214973097
A lot of women leave their bra on when having sex in /tv/. Is this true? Do they also leave their panties on? Also fathers not getting a raging erection when they see their daughter in a bikini.

>>214973885

>Letting your daughter go out in a bikini

>>214973200
>Only like 10% of women can orgasm from a hookup with a stranger the first time
what a lie. With a hookup there is no judgement or expectations or emotion that gets in the way. You don't have a bf asking is this ok or are you close or did you cum, none of that mood killing shit. Total abandon and usually a little drunk or high. Let go and enjoy.

Biggest problem with a hookup the guy can't get hard or he cums too quick

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>>214973097
A lot of good answers iit but what is really hilarious is that in 2025 they still shoot scenes of people """fucking""" in clothes, like women wearing bra and panties. Look, if you movie is PG and you can't show boobs, just don't have sex in it.

>>214973097
No mask or knife.

>>214973911
>clearly not understanding how women work

>>214973904
>Letting your daughter

>post sex cuddling

>he doesn't start farting after cooming

>>214973885
In my experience, no, bras are generally uncomfortable to wear so your gf or wife is just not going to be wearing one around the house to begin with.

>>214973940
Yes I do. I hooked up with many that had bf's or husbands and they told me. They aren't thinking about anything but getting some sexual satisfaction. Not cleaning the house or making too much noise or trying something different (they say when you do try something different with a partner he will immediately believe you learned it somewhere else and pout) or why they were pissed or any number of mundane relationship shit

That handjobs do anything for anyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz0zd-kHbBc

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>Both came home from the most disgusting place ever
>no one showers before or after
>raw ass-eating

For me it’s cumming, immediately getting my clothes on, leaving and never interacting with the person again

>>214974142
How do you meet these women

>>214974250
That is what women prefer. Sex and hes gone.

>>214974142
You can lie all you want, it doesn't make it a reality.

>>214973127
Vacations are where you get the best one night stands. You're always atleast a little drunk so you're uninhibited and you know you'll never see this person again, so youre ok with some weird shit you'd never try otherwise.

>>214974255
Through work usually. I travel a lot. I have also met them while I vacationed. Rare are they single. They want sex without any expectations so they can go home to their life and compartmentalize the tryst. They get their freak on and no one around to remind them of anything.

>>214973097
that it's fun and satisfying for both parties

>>214974179
This and the absolute lack of footjobs.

>>214974250
Sounds like a fulfilling life

>>214974326
Not lying just telling you all this is going on while the bf or husband is home or work or whatever. They care for their partner or love them and busy building a life but fucking on occasion on the side someone they don't know or care about

>>214974277
You've never actually slept with a woman ranjeet.

>>214973097
I was just gonna make this thread anon.

Couple who have been together for more than 6 months dont have passionate sex.

>>214973109
Most honest anon ever.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759434288235758.webm

>>214973097
Couples cumming at the same time.

>>214973165
Expand on this. Or are you unable? >>214973127 is arguing against the kind of degeneracy you people would normally blame on the Jews, arguing that long lasting relationships based on more than sex are more fulfilling than one night stands.

That scene where they're stumbling through the front door kissing each-other and then strip down and have sex right away. That's gross. You've just been sweating and drinking alcohol in a club for like 2 hours you probably smell like fermented ass. I always shower before having sex.

>>214974389
No, you're just lying, typing out some media group fantasy. Porn isn't real, kid.

>>214973127
>one night stands always suck,

Huh are you a woman?
There is no better feeling than fucking a new woman for the first time.

> you don't know each other good in bed

Except you are supposed to use her like a sexdoll. Dont tell me you care about her pleasure. Being used and dominated like the little whore she is, is her pleasure anon. You have been fucking wrong your whole life.

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>>214974142
>t.

>>214974447
I'm convinced alcohol was invented so people can get past the smell

>>214973353
Most sex in movie is without condom because std do not exist because they are not within the scope of the story being told (unless when they are)

>>214973385
>>214973607

i can understand condomless sex, its best sex, but come on pull out !

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>No dick sucking before sex

>No jerking or direct penis stimulation >>214974544 is necessary to get the blood flowing so your hardness matches your horniness

In movies, it's always the guy is either rock hard right away or it's a scene portraying his impotence.

>>214974142
>he will immediately believe you learned it somewhere else

statistically speaking, she did learn it somewhere else though
I once fucked a virgin girl, then no meet for a couple of months, then fuck again and she raises her legs and verbally moaned as in speaking. She obviously learned that shit somewhere else

>>214973111
>*in unison* AWESOME!

>>214974544
Sex irl doesn't always have to involve a blowjob before or in addition to p in v. You're thinking of porn

i'm a 19 year old virgin what kind of body should i get to get girls? should i be a big muslce man or should i get skinny cutt?
i gotta get sum pussy before i turn 21

>>214974179
I prefer handjobs over penis in vagina sex.

>>214974713
skinny cut. most women arent into big muscle fags. thin and tone always wins. also try to get the v shape thing

>>214974758
nutting feels the best from handjobs easily for me. but I never been a shooter so maybe it's because of that

Sex feels good but sometimes i'm too lazy to have sex. Me and my girlfriend just end up 69'ing but she doesn't mind because i'm good at it and can make her orgasm in like 6 minutes. When we do have sex its usually her riding me. I'm such a lazy bastard I hate myself.

>>214973200
>can orgasm
Wrong. Any woman can orgasm during hookup. That doesn't mean she's going to come from just dicking though. If she picked a shitty guy who's going to nut then leave without rubbing her to orgasm, that's on her.

>>214973911
>are you close or did you cum, none of that mood killing shit
That's not mood killing. That's literally shit you should be asking. Lovers should be considerate and care about the other person's satisfaction during this act. Otherwise they're just saying "fuck off, I got mine, don't care if you enjoyed or not"

>>214974955
This. My wife always cums super hard when having sex with other guys.

>>214974532
are you retarded? that defeats the entire purpose of fucking without condom.

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>>214973097
>woman doesn't cling onto the man like a leech
>man doesn't immediately try to leave

>>214974934
>that feel when you've experienced sex and escaped the virgin stigma, but still later reached the conclusion that real women are not worth the effort when a VR headset and a fleshlight can approximate it well enough

>>214973097
>people kiss for the first time
>immediately unzips his pants, hikes up her skirt
>cums in 30 seconds
>go on about their day
>this is considered both normal and very romantic

>>214974712
no, sex needs escalation, you rub, you suck and you fuck

>>214975030
well if physical pleasure is all you're after then sure but I actually like my girlfriend as a person.

>>214975101
I have gotten hard from a kiss or hug then immediately went to sex.

>>214973097
That it exists

>>214975156
good for you little man

>>214975101
Undressing and making out with her can be enough to get both of you warmed up.
I've found it's the more normal thing to go straight from making out to dick in pussy if it's the first time with her. Blowjob is more likely if she wants more and you fuck again another day

>>214975101
>b-but in GDP they always do a blowjob then sex!
Porn isnt real life.

>>214973097
Sex is always way more awkward in real life. Never like porn or movies. Also, there's individual shit that people are into. Like, call me vanilla, but I fucking love missionary. To the point where I can't remain hard in any other position. It's a definite mental block of some sort, as I can get hard and remain that way in missionary all day long. But my dick don't coperate with anything else. I've never fully understood it, as it's not a conscious choice I make of course, but I'm ok with it. It is what it is

>>214975244
I agree with you. I want my dick in that pussy, geting my dick sucked isnt a priority. I'm not 14

>>214975286
missionary feels the best easily. in fact I cum too quickly ( if sober)


A girl on top I can last a bit since doesnt feel as good

>>214973200
>t. Chud, M.D.

>>214974643
>She obviously learned that shit somewhere else
Indeed she did. Did you ask her though?

>>214974955
>I got mine, don't care if you enjoyed or not"
That is what a hookup is for. Relationship sex is about give and take. Sometime women just want to get their freak on for themselves. All she wants is the dick

>>214975305
When a girl goes on top for me, I go limp pretty fast. The only thing I can think of is that maybe it's because missionary is a typical breeding position. Not sure. It's never bothered me that much to be fair. In real life, if you you're into a girl and they really want to get dicked down, what position you do it in is not a big deal.

>>214975371
No I dont give a fuck, women fuck much more esily than men. Also, we were not dating and in fact she did cheat on a next boyfriend with me.

>>214975412
I'm the opposite, more difficulty staying hard in missionary because of the effort and blood flow directed to my arms and holding myself up on top of her

>>214975479
Yeah, that's real life, at least as I find it. You like what you like. No shame in that. I like making my girl happy too though, and again, position is pretty much never a factor in how much they liked it.

>>214973200
>10% of women can orgasm from a hookup with a stranger
this number goes up quite a bit if its rape

>>214973260
>sleep in le yuck
You should really go back

>>214973097
once I make a woman tremble in bed after some sort of sex I gave her. she could be faking, doe

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Trying to get the cock ring off your balls afterwards.

>>214975645
Did you just hallucinate a redditism? talk about a freudian fuckup

HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KONW NIGGA IM 27 AND HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A WOMAN

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>nerd guy gets the stunner

>>214975763
Like get a prostitute bro. They're cheap and easy to get. And they literally don't care about your Sexual experience

>>214975806
I saw this happen in real life recently when in an airport.This absolute greasy hambeast of a man holding hand and smooching with this absolute 9/10.

He had to have money. Surely. I couldn't understand it

>>214974439
Has happened to me a good amount of times, but only before we had kids and would fuck every day and as loud as we wanted. Now it's quiet sex at 2am, usually she finishes within 3 minutes and I finish as quickly as I can after or she gets sore.

>>214975763
I had sex and got a gf for the first time when I was 27. There is hope anon.
The trick, for me, was to have some sort of experience that puts you under a lot of stress and activates your fight or flight response and floods your brain with different types of adrenaline and cortisol etc. You'll be in a higher mode of functioning and have better social outcomes that way including attracting women, at least for a few months

>>214973097
In movies the guy never uses his hand to guide his cock in or even looks down, it glides in automatically

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>guy and girl lock eyes at a bar
>jump cut to rough violent furniture-breaking sex

>>214975738
You don’t need to try and save face by pretending not to get it. We don’t use accounts here.

>>214975946
Yeah there's no coming back from that fuckup bro. I appreciate you trying to use the memes that came before you though

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When she cuts a hot fart on your balls.

>>214975998
NTA but what are you doing. Just be quiet

>>214973929
True. If we're boning, we're both gonna be nude. Maybe if it's a quickie and half the fun is just moving aside panties and underwear for quick access, but otherwise I want the full oxytocin dump that full skin-on-skin naked contact brings.

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>sex havers on my /tv/
I don't know where you all came from but you have to go to where you came from right now. /tv/ is only for epic virgins, such as myself.

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>>214976135
yeah, you're probably le right

>>214976170
This whole board is in an epic incels vs sex havers fight at the moment

>muh sex
>guaranteed 300 replies
>classic “guy who believes hes the only guy who fucks on 4chan”
>“My wife” guy lurking nearby
>retards getting baited

TELEVISION
AND
FILM
FOLKS

im so bad at having sex i only see her once every 2 months so I can never get practice, I can't even get it in except in missionairy or if she rides me and then i cum in like 45 seconds what do I do gamers?

>>214976261
Name one (1) good movie that's come out recently. This board exists so I can sneedpost with my bros and talk shit. Nobody watches movies and television here

>>214973097
>sex scene in movie
>doesn't end with the woman cupping her hand over her cunt and waddling into the bathroom to clean up while the dude tries to awkwardly find a sleeping position outside the massive puddle of asshole sweat and who knows what else they've left on the bedsheets.

>>214976373
>or if she rides me and then i cum in like 45 seconds
Try a genital desensitizer spray or something

>>214976373
All you can do is keep up the good work

>>214974179
poor dude, you must get really shitty handjobs

>>214976135
>Stop. Just stop. You have to stop this. What are you doing? Yikes. Ok, stop or I’m locking your thread. Please respect the rules. If you continue I’ll ban you from this subreddit.

>>214973097
>couple aren’t quoting memes the entire time
>nobodies drooling

>>214976373
slow down when you're on top, or ask her to slow down when she's riding you. Take your time, work your way into it

>>214973885
My wife always tries to keep her shirt on because she's cold all the time. I take it off her anyways. I'm not letting her hide her best assets.

Honestly, sex is gross as fuck. Especially when it's with someone you don't even know all that well.

Girls smell bad, and they taste bad too.
Even the cleanest girls have some kind of taste when kissing, and when they get wet they usually taste like musty, sweaty piss. And regardless of how tempted you are, ass tastes like sweat and shit, if you lick it be prepared for this.

Honestly, if you're gonna use your tongue at all, make sure she has washed recently. Like in the last hour.

>>214973097
>having sex all night.
average intercourse lasts 5-7 minutes with 3, maybe 4 rounds at most

>>214973107
>>214973200
Never understood this, it's really not hard to make a chick cum.
Literally every time I've had sex with a woman she's orgasmed. I'm not some stud or have a giant wang. Just pay attention to how she responds when you finger/dick her and speed up slowly if it seems like you found the right spot. Literally so easy

>>214976717
Ass licking/rimming isn't done very much in real normal sex.
It's been happening a lot in porn recently, but it seems like most coomers find it gross and don't see who it appeals to and always skip the rimming parts of videos and wish it would stop

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>before I was married, if I hooked up with new girls, if I wasn't drunk I would nut really quickly if it was a new lay
>now I'm married, I can pound my wife for ages without nutting

Why is this?

>>214976773
Weird anecdote dude. I'm at the point where all my normie friends are married and all we talk about is eating ass, and tips to at least plant your nostrils on the bud if she doesn't like it. I would assume most people under 40 with a decent sex life love eating or having their ass ate

>>214976827
Did she get fat? Pussy loose from having kids? That's usually what happens.

>>214976373
After your first nut the second one youll be able to last more. so wait another hour or some shit

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>>214973097
>pro/recreation
what happened to the child?

>>214973586
Why you wanna see dicks so bad, bro? Kinda sus.

>>214976717
Honest truth right here. Yes it's fun but people have to ignore a lot of biological sights, smells, and sounds a lot of the time.
Regarding kissing: if you have just one tooth cavity, nobody will enjoy kissing you ever. Tooth rot has a smell. You've probably tasted it yourself, I know I have. Anyways, anyone you make out with will be overpowered by the smell, will instantly clam up, and not give their best. Just man up, get your cavity dealt with by the dentist, and stop putting up with it cause it doesn't hurt YET.

>>214976870
always wondered that, do guys just carry condoms in their wallet or something? wont that cause issues with the condom itself?

>>214976878
Shilling awfully hard for the dental industry, boyo.

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This was literally the funniest thread replies I've read in years, on this God forsaken website.

Thank you bros...It's been 10 years...

>>214975885
I assume that you were watching Holland Spiderman.

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>>214976916
>t.

>>214976738
I’m addicted to opioids so sex all night is common for me when I manage to get a girl in bed

>>214973107
Skill issue. I don't put it inside until she has cum at least 3 times already.

>>214975914
There's almost no hope if looks are 4/10 or less

>>214976943
t. Dr. Shlomo Shekelberg, DDS.

>>214976958
Same. I used to be an addict. I could last forever and stay hard. once off them though. cum too quickly

>>214976905
the 80s had more emotionally messy abortion scenes

>>214976261
this

>>214977001
Poor self confidence can cause you to rate your looks lower than others would + a lot can be improved by a haircut and going to the gym etc

>>214973353
AFAIK there’s two movies that show this:
Putting on the condom: Friends With Benefits (the Kutcher/Hershlag one).
Removing and discarding it after the fact: Trainspotting.

>>214976436
I like watching movies in cinema, but there's almost nothing interesting in many years

>>214973107
Honestly who fucking gives a fuck if a woman has an orgasm? As soon as I cum I'm done. I don't care if the bitch enjoyed it. You might as well raise her black son if you're trying to make her cum instead of yourself, cuck.

Queefs are played for laughs

>>214977007
If you had a cavity, what's your solution to remedying the situation? Copy Cast Away?

>>214976717
I'm a virgin, but friend told me something similar. He wasn't interested in pussy licking. Also said that girl's ass smells when she's fucked from behind.

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>the wife doesn't drink two bottles of red wine before giving a half hearted pity pull

>>214976717
>when they get wet they usually taste like musty, sweaty piss. And regardless of how tempted you are, ass tastes like sweat and shit, if you lick it be prepared for this.
Or just fuck women who shower first, I've rimmed plenty of chicks and only ran into a shitty taste once. And honestly it's boring if their pussy has zero flavour. I even get hard preparing fish for dinner sometimes because it smells like pussy

>>214977140
From my observation, most people who say this are either virgins or gay tops in denial. Just sayan.

>>214977246
>>214976717
he said also that he likes kissing and blowjobs is better than sex

>>214976842
My last gf (27) absolutely did not want me near her ass and thought me tonguing her asshole was disgusting. I actually thought it was pretty gross, too, despite her being a clean person. I told her I would do it if she uses a wet wipe or something, that I actually wanted to try it cause fuck it I'll try anything twice, and she still wasn't having it. She's very much a "normie" of her generation.
So, basically I do not believe you. No group of friends, especially normies, are giving tips on eating ass. If you're not lying: you are a weird person in a weird social circle. Not bad by any means, but definitely abnormal and that's all there is to it.

>both of them orgasm at the same time after less than a minute of sloppy humping
>guy doesn't immediately take a piss afterwards
>woman feels the need to immediately cover her boobs with the sheets
>guy is eager to eat a woman out as the first act of foreplay in a one night stand

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>>214973200
>incel-tier misconception about women instantly leading to /pol/-tier lamentation of the state of the West
jesus fucking christ commit suicide

>>214977326
eating ass is zoomer shit man.

>>214977326
>eating ass
100% acceptable in the shower, otherwise why bother with that mess

>>214975273
is not about dick pleasure, it's about seeing her distorted fucking face choking on my dick

>>214977368
>blowjob
>not about dick pleasure

Kobewhat.gif

>>214974447
That's like 50% of the time for me.

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>only feet fetishes
>no fart fetishes
WHAT THE FUCK HOLLYWOOD

>>214976436
>Name one (1) good movie that's come out recently.
One Battle After Another
>inb4 racist screeching

>>214977346
27 is a zoomer. He said most people under 40 are either licking or being licked. Judging by how put off she was by the whole notion, I'm willing to bet none of her friends spoke positively of it, either (she could easily be swayed by her friends, I saw it multiple times).
My point is it's not even a zoomer thing, "eating ass" is basically a meme. It just means having sex. Actual ass eating is not that common, despite how people on the internet may speak about it. Not saying it never happens, but it's not an "every time we have sex" thing like oral usually is.

>>214977362
I would try it in the shower, not a bad idea there.

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>>214976261
you forgot
>seething virgin cynic

>>214976474
>massive puddle of asshole sweat
what kind of hogs are you dating

>>214977205
>used to get cavities pretty frequently for my entire life
>cut down on all unhealthy dental habits
>do what the dentist says
>still get them
>ended up moving to Japan for a few years
>despite being noticeably worse with my habits don't get any
>come back to the U.S.
>read somewhere about studies on fish oil's effectiveness in preventing and regenerating cavities
>realize I was eating more fish in Japan than I ever had in the U.S.
>start taking fish oil supplements
>haven't had a cavity in a decade
I still regularly go to the dentist but if you're someone with cavity issues may be worth a try.

>>214977427
Yeah I could never do it. Maybe to like Victoria justice or something. Gotta be some 9/10 body

Never really enjoyed anything anal desu. Although the few times I tried it didnt work out so well. I guess you're right.. 27 is zoomer. weird to think of it

>>214977055
Lot of guys are below mediocre, self confidence won't help that much. But I agree with the gym effect.

>>214976905
You just go get a fresh handful from the student health clinic every weekend.

>>214977055
gym is for fags, imagine paying a monthly subscription to just tire yourself out in the hope of meeting a girl when you'll probably just attract a bunch of other gymfags drooling over your workout routine and diet. Save the gym subscription money for escorts instead if it's just pussy you're after

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>>214976773
>Ass licking/rimming isn't done very much in real normal sex.
maybe not in your boring life

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You guys are licking buttholes?

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>gf wakes up with make up, perfect hair and fine breath

>>214977280
What have shower to do with sweating during sex? It's still sweaty genitalia and ass.

>>214977326
I believe your experience despite it being strange to me. I've known entire communities that seem much more reserved sexually while it seems most people in my area area tend to love talking shop. There's a definite cut off somewhere between gen x and boomers as well. the old guys here talk skin as much as any of us, but most never had the chance to eat ass, and they brag about the one time they managed shoot a nut in a girl's mouth before she could react. kinda bums me out, but then again everyone was swinging back then so I guess they had their own brand of degeneracy.

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>>214973097
that hot white woman would be with and fuck ugly jewish men. Jew producers cast their nephews to play roles as the romantic love interest of gorgeous white woman in movies as a humiliation ritual to insult white men in their own countries. To think we saved the ungrateful pricks from our german brothers.

>>214977592
Do it before she gets sweaty? You don't fuck and then do oral

>>214977471
intriguing. i have fish oil capsules so i might actually start taking those.

>>214977427
>I'm willing to bet none of her friends spoke positively of it, either
well yeah, it's the guys who have to push sex to be fun once you've settled down
>"every time we have sex" thing like oral
and there's plenty of squares who would call you a liar becasue they're lucky to get a blowjob on their birthday. It's still silly to claim that any of these now mainstream sex acts never happen

>>214973224
It's the biggest Jewish psyop of all time.

>>214973097
Nobody accidentally farts

Not so much movies but show like Friends and That 70s Show depicting sex as a frequent thing. Fez coming in and announcing "I had sex!" makes more sense since it's about teens and losing virginity, but it was cringe when older casts like Friends did it.
>Oh my God I had secks!
>Ohmygod you had SECKS?!
>Yes, I just had secks!
>*laugh track*
>Secks!!!
>*laugh track*

Just got old.

>>214973586
the bush is fake, and made to cover up anything you’d wanna see. Also, there isn’t anything anyone would want to see on a man. Sex is about fucking a woman, the man is just there to do it. The woman is the focus of it all. I also can’t remember the last time I saw a scene as you described. I think you’re retarded, and gay.

>married men literally have to have sex with their wife at least once a week for 40+ years or she can leave him and take half his money and be praised for doing so

It's a chore and a hassle.

>>214977822
Vagina always produces some juice. I meant that it can just taste bland or bad.

>>214977822
>you dont fuck then do oral
Not typically but sometimes yes, theres nothing weird about that

>>214976256
I LARP as an incel, but I’ve actually been married for years.

>>214973859
Same. There's nothing else quite like the light, crusty layer that dried pussy juice leaves on your dick skin.

>>214973097
remember to always piss after sex so you don't get a UTI

>>214978190
I will say it has an almost rejuvenating effect, the next day my dick feels extra smooth like silk, plus when you dig your thumb between your ballsack and thigh and take a big whiff, its absolutely amazing the blend of scents.

Anyone acting repulsed by this is either a liar or a virgin.

>>214973200
Most girls you date will either be your friend, or let herself orgasm with you. Not both.

When you meet one who does both, she is the one.