You have to spend 10 years locked in a bunker without access to the outside world. No internetYou can bring 3 tv shows with you to watch. Which three do you choose?
>>214973226Simpsons S11E05
>>214973226Is that Colin Furze's bunker?
>>214973262That's what I was going to post lol. I guess after that One Piece and then Star Trek TNG. It's not as long but I need something I know I love in case I can't bruteforce myself into enjoying that other crap
Play for TodayElvira's Movie MacabreMystery Science Theatre 3000
>>214973226sesame street, fraiser, sheep in the big city
You get the complete series?X-filesFamily GuyTwilight Zone
>>214973226I wouldn’t. I’d bring three video games. It’s what anyone sensible would do
>>214973262My first thought was Coronation Street, Eastenders, and Emmerdale but I think I'd rather just kill myself then
>>214973315Wasn’t an option. Now you have no tv shows and no games either.
>>214973317Make it a set of compilation vids of Shadrach, Sam Dingle and Viv Hope (milf) scenes
>>214973226The Simpsons, Peep Show and South Park
If I can also stock art supplies I would watch The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross. In ten years I would be pretty good at generating spontaneous landscapes. Maybe even put castles and shit in them
>>214973226Honestly?The SimpsonsFamily GuySaturday Night LiveNot necessarily the best comedy in existence, but such large amounts of content will help keep me going for ten years.
>>214973374not a bad idea. i was trying to think of a documentary series that would be useful in a bunker, then two pure entertainment/luxury series.if everything is provided for you, the real risk is going insane. i'd either want The Joy of Painting or suicide instructions.
>>214973372you would get bored super fast, some retardedly long soap opera you aren't really invested in would propably be the best option
>>214973341I locked the door behind me. Fuck off we’re full
>>214973374That's a pretty great idea, if you can't brig stuff with you maybe some very detailed exercise tapes and meditation courses so you can get buff and reach spiritual enlightenment
>>214973513get some of those slutty '80s exercise dance tapes like in the Substance, so you can dance yourself into shape and have a good fap.
MST3K (even if i've seen every episode 999 times)Explorer or NOVA (for some documentary stuff)Days of our Lives or some other shit to keep me company.
>>214973372X-files MST3k (only the classics not the new shit) American Dad
>>214973226Do all videos/streams of my favourite streamers/youtubers count too? :D
Would the local news qualify as a "TV show"? I'd love just watch the daily evening news every day and pretend it's happening outside right now instead of in the past. I think it would help me keep sane in some way. Then again I might come out of there thinking 9/11 happened yesterday or some shit like that, depending on which time period of news I was watching in the bunker.
>>214973226Probably this one. My grandma was watching it my entire childhood and still complained about local tv station ceasing stopping the broadcast.
>>214974006Goddamn
>>214974006>>214974027god damn this is a good choicejust seeing that logo made the ridge forrester theme play in my mindmy mom used to watch it every day while I was playing with action figures
>No. of episodes>1,225 (list of episodes)
>>214973226American Dad because there are a shit load of episodes and it's just brainless stoner slop I can feel the hours withMad Men because it's the greatest TV show I have watched but I can barely remember most of it so it would be great to rewatch. Also a long series.I'm not sure about n3 to be honest. Maybe the Wire or the Sopranos because I've never seen them and everyone says they are good.Challenges like this are fun because it's not 'the best 3 tv series' it's about not going insane over the course of a decade which is why the simpsons, family guy etc are good choices.
>>214973262I'd rather shoot myself in the head. The Bill was pretty comfy though, used to watch it with my granny and she taught me what the words 'prostitute' and 'junkie' meant
>>214973226Star Trek Deep Space NineTrailer Park BoyzThe Sopranos because ive never seen it...I inironically hate wops
do you get alcohol / weed in this bunker? that makes a big difference. I'm not watching Family Guy or Trailer Park Boys sober.
>>214973226NCISX-files Law & Order
>>214973226why am i locked in a bunker? is the sun about to crash into the earth?
SimpsonsColumboLegend of the Galactic Heroes
>>214973226BrooksideByker GroveGrange Hill
>>214974637great question as a TPB selector.
>>214973226trailer park boysventure brosiasip
>>214973226Twilight zoneTwin PeaksLonesome Dove
>>214973226TNGthe original Law & OrderSouth Park
>>214973226The SopranosAqua Teen Hunger ForceDays of Our LivesReally, though, I want books. Finally a fucking chance to read.
>>214973226SunnyATHFHome Movies
>>214973317>Emmerdalegod, I'd rather watch paint dry
>>214973226for one of them I'd pick a long running talk or variety show. there are 6,714 episodes of the johnny carson show. that seems like a good pick.
>>214973226Facial abuse.Faces of death.Little House On the Prairie.
>>214977122kek
>>214973226Seinfeld Simpsons 1-9Match of the day
>>214973226BewitchedGunsmokeThe Munsters
>>214973226X-FilesBabylon 5JustifiedI already rewatch them once a year
>>2149732261.) Whatever Euro TV series has the most uncensored nudity and sex in it. I'm not setting for softcore to game of thrones 'merican level TV porn for ten years.2.) Survivorman. It's the comfiest kino and would help to imagine the outside world. 3.) Trailer Park Boys. Would remind me of friends and help keep me sane.
THESE are all of the longest running shows from the US and UK, so take your pick.it's 3,650 days so you need to pick stuff that has thousands of episodes.
>>21497773830k episodes over 10 years is like 7 hours per day of shows assuming they're 45min each. you'd literally never have to restart a series over that 10 years
Game of ThronesStargate: SG1Deep Space Nine
>>214973226Las VegasStargate AtlantisStar Trek Voyager
>>214973226>spongebob season 1-3>simpsons season 1-8>futurama original runyou would never get bored. this shit is infinitely rewatchable.
GunsmokeGeneral HospitalThe Simpsons
Strangers with candySnuff boxArrested developmentThe X- filesFireflySomeone help me narrow it down
>>214978385Shit, I missed trailer park boys and game of thrones
do you get new episodes of shows that are still being produced?
LostBreaking BadThe Sopranos
>40 year old man acts 16>cringy a shirt and a tie outfit>plays shitty soulless generic punk music for teenage girlshe's cool and all but he's kind of a faggot
>>214973226Doctor Who (longest runnig Scifi many different and varied episodes and stories so you're bound to find plenty to enjoy over the 60+ years, even if you're some sort of flag-nonce that thinks the new stuff is "woke")Crime Traveller (only 12 episodes but all good plots and you get Chloe Anette, picrel, to fap over)Death in Paradise (lots of kino whodunits in a very comfy setting, you might be stuck in a bunker for 10 years watching Doctor Who and energetically fapping over Chloe Anette with gusto morning, noon and night, but you can take a trip somewhere nice and sunny via the magic of tv)
>>214973226TNG, DS9, VOY
>>214978565cute gf tho
>>214977738not sure if a 9000 episode game show would be a good idea or just make me go insane
>>214973226The SimpsonsTales from the CryptBabylon 5
>>214973226Stargate SG1Stargate AtlantisCorner Gas
>>214975701>Days of Our LivesI'm really interested to hear why.
RomeDeadwoodBreaking Bad
House HuntersAll My ChildrenJeopardy
>>214973226my picks:sg-1 (including the tv movies)the virginian>>214977676 also I like the porn idea, if I can get something like the girls gone wild series I'd probably go for that>>214974210if you're looking for something like that then the virginian is 249 episodes at 90 minutes each
General Hospital has 15,600 episodesIt has enough episodes that you could watch 4 episodes per day and still not finish the series in 10 yearsAdd in One Piece and X-Files and you're set
>>214979441well yeah you wouldn't choose the game shows. it'd be 3 soap operas.just pick 3 that have different subject matter. 1 in a hospital, 1 normal daily life, 1 in something else. IDK
Twin PeaksThat's it
One for Masturbating>True BloodOne for physical fitness inspiration>Power Rangers/AvatarOne for Masurbating>something else besides True Blood
>>214973226SGUTNGTOSIn that order.
>>214973226Last of the Summer WineMidsummer MurdersThe Red Green Show
>>214979734You can't mean Stargate Universe as your top show can you
>>214979979SGU is my favorite show of all time. Yeah I said it.
>>214980256for me, it's masters of horror
>>214979510I've never watched it but there's a billion episodes. I cannot watch the same show over and over for 10 years without losing my mind, at least there would be a guaranteed new episode each day to watch in between "Sopranos" re-watchings.I would have chosen "General Hospital" but my mom watches that and I know it's dogshit. It is also poisoning her brain, geezers shouldn't be sedentary and watching television, all soap operas are dementia-enablers.
>>214973262christ it was my first thought as well. my real list:>top gear/grand tour>the office>trailer park boysit's a full decade, gotta go for rewatchability
>>214979441jeopardy would be a great #3. interesting and informative, tons of eps so you wouldnt have to resort to rewatching, plus alex trebek would be a great friend simulation during your time alone, he is like bob ross level of comfy
Does the US actually have any long running soap operas like the UK? I know Mexico and Australia got some of their own. It's one of the television related things I am mostly culturally ignorant about.
>>214973308You would become a lunatic lol
>>214980938see>>214977738they have several soaps that have more episodes than corrie and eastenders
>>214980938yes >>214977738, more than the UK
>>214973226The Simpsons (tons of episodes that. I like and a ton I haven’t seen)The twilight zone (original run and reboots)Something peaceful, a nature documentary like BBC Earth so I don’t feel cooped up inside.
LostStar Trek: TNGX-Files
>>214973262i hate that shit i have to watch it everytime im over at my moms, lucky its only 2-3 times a yearid prolly pick doctor who for the scifi since thats been going on for decades right?(havent really watched it)saturday night liveand i guess stargate(id like the series so atlantis and universe, theres prolly a boxset out there i bet)
One PieceSopranosATHFBut I really like that guys twilight zone pic
>>214973226I wouldn't bring anything
>>214973226there's no way you have 10 years of food and water and clean air and like functioning electrical/plumbing/HVAC systems, but can only afford to bring "3 tv shows". what a retarded thread. OP is a faggot.
>>214981160CRAWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>214981201Have you seen how much space the simpsons DVD cases are? You'd waste a years supply of food in room just for the first 10 seasons.
>>214973268based
>>214981226this would all be on a HDD/SSD or thumb drive though. you think discs and DVD player is going to work for 10 years?
>>214973226Unsolved MysteriesHistory's MysteriesArchie's Weird Mysteries
>>214973226Red Dwarf, Simpsons up to S9, Doctor Who up to Capaldi
>>214981288lmao you retards have said this for years and I have working music tapes from the early 80s that still work along with crates of tapes and DVD from the 90s. Your SSD or thumb drive is more likely to degrade and die on you.
>>214981288i've never once had a disc succumb to 'disc rot'.maybe the mechanisms of a DVD player, although my PS2 still works. definitely got far more read/writes out of that.
>>214977266>The Munsters>Choosing Addams Family from Temu
>>214979384holy based.
>>214981347>>214981326i dont mean that. just that a storage drive would be way less space, and a disk drive is another mechanical fail point. 3,650 x 16 = 58k hours. idk if a dvd player would last that long without dying. ditto for the discs just wearing out
>>214973226>400+ episodes of comedy>275 episodes of cozy>100 episodes of redneck soap opera with titties
>>214981409You know it's not a real laser, anon. It can't really burn through the DVD.
>>214979384damn nigga, touche
>>214980788Oh, okay. I used to date a girl who had a role on that show. So I would only would watch it for her.
>>214973226OP didn't specify that the show wasn't making new EPs.How it's Made, Meet the Press, Nature.
>>214973226babylon 5the outer limitsstargate sg-190's kino
>>214973226The SimpsonsLaw & Order SVUCrayon Shin-Chan
>>214973226These guys get it >>214973262>>214973592>>214975701>>214977738I choose General Hospital, Days of our Lives, and the Young and the Restless >15000 episodes each, roughly 1 hour long>divided by 3650 days puts you at 4 episodes each a day>tv for 12 hours of your day, new episodes each day, new plots, new people, and you slowly march through the 70s to current era>plus a bunch of random celebrity appearances I think I could do it. As much as I love Sopranos or Family Guy I wouldn’t survive 10 years with just those
The Wonder YearsSaturday Night LiveAmerican Experience
>>214973226RAW, Looney Tunes, and I Love Lucy.
>>214981781You'd be killing yourself if you choose anything with less than like 1k episodes for all 3 options. restarting every fucking year? lol. what a groundhog day hellscape that'd be
>>214973226X FilesCurbAmerican Dad
SupernaturalCo-ed confidential Dexter
>>2149732262 to 11 from The SimpsonsSeinfeldThe Greatest Story Never Told
>>214973226easyinitial Dfrasiermash
Married with Children, I love lucy, Growing pains or Twilight zone i cant choose
General HospitalDays of Our LivesThe Young and the Restless
>>214977738>Access Hollywood >General Hospital >Coronation Street
>>214973226Flying Circusthe Dick Van Dyke showHee Haw
>>214973226a high quality lecture series on farminga high quality lecture series on chemistrya high quality lecture series on physics
>>214973226OMG, Frasier, Frasier, and Frasier of course!
thats a FUCKTON of time dudeat this point you absolutely need for lenght over quality, even shit you dont find interesting is better than rewatching the same shit every day it would have to be some news broadcast cuz you at least get to learn some shit AND it has actually enough hours to fill this time I love rewatching House and Monk but I know I can bang through both of them inside of 1 month each and thats while having a job, that would still leave 118 months, you cant just keep rewatching them in a loop or you'd hate them
>>214973308I would lose my fucking mind like 2 years in to this, what the fuck
>>214977122Fucking kek
>>214978124I would replace Spongebob with Breaking Bad or The Sopranos, rewatching fucking Spongebob for 10 years would make me retarded
Top Gear would be an elite pick, if you could include the whole show going back to the 70s
>>214974637>do you get alcohol / weed in this bunker?You just got left outside. The shockwave is hitting any second now. Remember, the heat wave alone will boil your eyes.
Perry MasonThis Old HouseCops
Murder, She WroteHogan's HeroesThe Price is Right (Bob Barker version with no fag or dyke guests)
>>214978124anon emerges from the shelter with negative iq points
Stargate SG 1X FilesBuffy
>>214973226Dragon Ball z Naruto one piece that's 2,151 episodes 3,650 days in 10 years so I wouldn't even have to watch them all twice
>>214973226>The Prisoner>Twin Peaks>Channel Zero or Peep Show
Wheel of FortuneJeopardyWho Wants to Be a MillionaireIt would suck not to have any variety but I also know that any story based show would get boring.
>>214973226Simpsons, One Piece and WWE. Need something that fills a lot of time.
Law & OrderHouse MDThe sopranosThey are infinitely rewatchable
>>214983079>top gear in the 1970sWhat the fuck!?
>>214982843No need to resort to news for something plentiful and educational, just do this>>214983464That's around 9000 episodes of top quality stimulation, you could watch 3 episodes a day and only rewatch them 3 times. By that time you'll have forgotten everything.
>>2149732261.The Tonight Show (assuming I can include all hosts)2.General Hospital 3.Larry King Live
>>214973226Can I just bring a toaster and Heroes of Might and Magic 3 instead?
>>214977738Picking, like, The Daily Show, would have you experienceling a decade, again.
>>214983587I want to watch old Daily Show right now What do i do?
>>214979384came here to say this, absolutely based
>>214979441>>214979685>well yeah you wouldn't choose the game showsWhy not? Is it weird I think I would survive best with them? I've always wanted to get better at trivia, and at the very least it would keep you sharp.I don't see how watching some utter dreck made for housewives for 10 years would not drive you insane.
>>214973226I would choose Dark Shadows because you have to have a 1000 episode soap opera show to stay sane, and this seems like the least grating one.The other two? IDK. Perhaps Frasier and Deep Space Nine. There are other shows I may like more, but they are lower quantity in content, which is necessary for this.
>>214983673>you have to have a 1000 episode soap opera show to stay saneI don't get this, I feel like you would watch one episode and say "good lord, what have I done?"Maybe this is because I just tried checking out some clips from some soap operas recently because I was interested in long running shows and they all looked horrible. You anons either have to remind yourselves what these shows are actually like or I'm just built different.
>>214983412>I wouldn't even have to watch them all twiceBut that's fewer episodes than you have days. Even at 1 episode per day you still have to fill 1500 extra days.
With some of these choices you all are making I feel like everyone in this thread is 30yo and up or got great taste. I like it.
>>214983721The mind needs new things to stay sane. A soap opera may be shit, but you really need to prioritize a gluttony of content if you are locked in a room for TEN YEARS.Your favorite 3 season show will become extremely grating after one year.
>>214983778I'm this anon>>214983464That said, two trivia shows and 3 game shows is maybe too much of the same. Could do Judge Judy instead of Millionaire.
Are movies from the series allowed in?
You niggers are retarded. It's 10 years. You need 11,700+ episodes to remain sane? Read a book, work out, you're gay and pathetic even in an apocalypse.X-Files (Sci-fi/horror)South Park (Humor)Planet Earth (Education)
>>214983808Yeah I'd rather take my Kindle with infinite battery life and 10,000 scifi novels but that's not part of the question
>>214973226X-FilesColumboCastle
>>214983808They never said we could take books as well. For all we know, tv is our only entertainment down there.
>>214983751Is there any three shows that add up to more than 3,650 episodes?
>>214983865Anon, soaps and game shows exist. General Hospital has 15k episodes, The Price is Right has 9k
MST3KSouth ParkSimpsonsI should have a drama in there, but comedy has so much more replay value. Twiglight Zone or Have Gun - Will Travel would be the drama option if I subbed out one of the comedies.
America's funniest home videos.
>>214973226One PieceDoctor WhoAnd I'll pick a controversial one nobody else will chooseSteven UniverseNot the longest or the most amazing show, but for some reason very rewatchable for me. It makes me feel good. I need something comfy and positive like that to round out the list.
>>214983900Presumably you have to not commit suicide to complete this challenge
>>214983971Awful
>>214973226I can’t be the only one who would think that Pawn Stars is legit the number one best answer for this right? It’s educational plus a comfy friend simulator (if you’re desperate enough). I don’t even care about a number two or number three pick, I’m just gonna say Pawn Stars.
>>214983900Let's be real. The Price is Right effectively has one episode. If every episode is basically the same then you're not getting any value out of your 9k episodes.
How It's MadePsychDBZ
>>214973226>Mystery Science 3000An insane amount of content.>Twilight ZonePound for pound, the best plots of all time.>Hercules: the Legendary JourneysSheer cheese to pad out the other two options.
>>214973226saturday night live
>>214978438>game of thrones40 to 50 hours worth of good episodes, for a decade?
>>214984008that's just around 600 episodes
>>214983778>Your favorite 3 season show will become extremely grating after one year.And the soap opera will become grating after 10 episodes.You sacrificed quality for quantity.A good show I can rewatch many times is worth more than a bad one with a billion episodes.
Can someone explain to me how soap operas work exactly? How do they have so many episodes? How do they write them so quickly? How do they maintain any sort of coherent storyline? Who the fuck watches them?
>>214973226Every single Newgrounds flash animationBeavis and ButtheadSouth Park
I feel like the trick is to pick a show with really good music.Songs are extremely repeatable. Good way to extend the value of one of your picks.Any suggestions?
>>214973226Star Trek: The Next GenerationStar Trek: VoyagerDoctor Who ( Heaven Sent will help )
>>214984907Soul Train>Running time 60 minutes>No. of episodes 1,117
>>214973226>"Where should I keep this detached Airplane Engine & Propeller in my Bunker? ...AH, I know!: The middle of my Kitchen Counter!"The fuck?
>>214973282yes
It's gotta be some educational show not just drama
>>214973226NovaMutual of Omaha's Wild KingdomAustin City Limits
>>214985133I don't see why you guys think educational shows are a good option. When you learn things you can't learn them again. No rewatch potential.Same reason shows that rely on mystery and twist reveals have bad rewatchability.
Looney TunesTwilight Zone BTAS
>>214985205As someone who grew up with way too many Looney Tunes reruns on all the time, you're gonna get sick of it so fast.
>>214984819The British ones are just melodramas made to appeal to jobless mindless women where the same ugly terrible actors shout at each other for their entire careers. There is always a pub as a location and the shows will cover the entire lives of the most basic bitch families with all plots revolving around who is dating, sleeping with or cheating on whoever else. They are terrible, terrible shows. I imagine the American ones are the same except with less shouting by attractive but equally bad actors. I guarantee if you picked one for this, you'd regret it ever single day.
>>214985227I've been watching it for 30 years, it's an easy choice for just 10
>>214985202mythbusters is a pop science show that's definitely rewatchable
>>214985262Yeah, but not because it's educational.
>>214985278close enough
dragonball/dragonball ztop gearsimpsons
A soap opera with 10k episodes(My choice would be "As the World Turns")a comfy sci fi series(Something with a lot of episodes Doctor Who, Stargate, Supernatural, The X-files)A game show or documentary (The Price is Right, or something like How its Made but with more episodes)
>>214973226I have no idea. can't really think of TV shows I could watch for years, would rather just watch lotr trilogy I guess
>>214973226this is stupid. why can I bring 100 dvds of one soap opera but cant bring 100 dvds of my 100 favorite one season shows?
Does "every college basketball game ever televised" count as a TV show?
>>214984819>Can someone explain to me how soap operas work exactly?https://youtu.be/h683ckfeNok?si=NNpq346AQOEialaa
>>214973391>Saturday Night Livegood pick
>>214973391Your brain would turn to mush and slough off through your ears within the first year
>cmd-f "LOST">2 resultswtf there are 121 episodes
Tonight showThat's like 15k epsiodes, 5 or 6 different hosts, spanning the 50s till now. You get music, comedy, hot actresses to jerk off too.
>>214974697Not enough anime answers, plenty of Japanese stuff goes on forever, I would absolutely hunker down with Doraemon
>>214973302>sheep in the big cityHeroically based
LOGH, Sopranos, King of the hill
>>214977738>>214981781It's weird that you guys thinks being stuck someone means you have to veg out on tv shows for all of your waking hours the whole time.Also I don't see Silent Witness on that list or All Creatures Great and Small so f that.
>>214985443You don't have to watch them for years. Just any time you get bored of whatever else you have going on
>>214984907Great idea, apparently Top of the Pops is the longest running music chart TV show. Weekly charts from 1969 to 2009 and Christmas specials since then to the present. The Australian show "rage" would be good too, more recent, it's from 1987, but it has longer blocks.To that I would add Elvira's Movie Macabre because it contains hundreds of shitty movies. I picked it instead of MST3K because of Cassandra Peterson and the hope that I get the DVD specials that have titties.>>214986193>1,787 episodes + 30 specialsDecent pick. I personally would go for Detective Conan since it has cuter girls.
Top of the pops60 minutes (USA version)The Last of Summer Wine
FarscapeLongmireSmallville
>>214973226SimpsonsFamily GuyStargate SG-1
>>214986338>you have to veg out on tv shows for all of your waking hours the whole timesay 15 hours of being awake, you spend 2 hours working out, 1 hour cleaning, 2 hours preparing and eating food, 1 hour jerking off, that's lot of time leftover with no internet connection and nowhere to go
>>214986663>The Last of Summer WineMan I remember that. Insanely old show about the three old farts trying to invent ways to get people up a hill which would always end up with the scruffy one falling down the hill? I swear that got re-runs every day until analogue TV got shut down.
CommunityHouse MDBlack Sails
>>214973226It doesn't matter what media you bring with you because you're going to go insane and start making movies in your head. You cannot go 5 years let alone 10 without contact with anyone and remain sane.
>>214987210Yeah but that doesn't mean nonstop TV. Train your brain and develop some skills and hobbies. Take an interest in reading, make plans, listen to music, etc.
Doctor Who (old and nu)The Twilight Zone (I imagine Rod serling would act as a good companion during the time as well as the show being rewatchable)The X-Files
The first thing I'm doing is trading one of my media options for a comfier bed.
>>214973226Mystery Science Theater 3000Saturday Night Live (every episode of all 50 seasons)NOVA
>>214973226How many books do I have
SimpsonsPrice is RightGunsmoke
>>214973226Its a pointless question because that is a single bed, which means you won't be having sex. No one can survive ten years with no sex.
>>214973592Hey twin! >>214987813I chose SNL because it's 50 years worth of content. You get comedy, music, and lots of women to jerk off to often in revealing, ill-fitting stage wardrobe.
TNGHow It's MadeThe Late Show with David Letterman
>people choosing shitty soap operas because there are a lot of episodesThose shows are shit. You're not going to watch them after you've suffered through one episode.
>>214987943I'd rather watch 15,000 episodes of something once or twice than Breaking Bad on repeat for a decade.
>>214987943it rather highlights the fact that there are no series that lasted for 10+ seasons and were like Seinfeld but with normal people and varied locations
Macgyver would help me stay optimistic i think, hes always looking for a way out of his problems and that kind of mindset would be useful to have in that kind of scenarioi was thinking about nihilist comedy shows like seinfeld or trailer park boys but it would probably drive you insane pretty quickly, wouldnt really set you up for a life after the 10 years i think.>>214983079this is a good idea, you also get used to the passage of time and how everything will be different when you finally get to the outside. Doctor Who would be another great one, bonus points because it works on so many levels >>214973226its really hard because you wanna pick longer shows but they also cant be complete shit? >>214973308ive only really caught a few episodes of xfiles and i was alive during its run >>214974505i considered the wire for half a second but a slow paced 5 season show wouldnt work when half the seasons arent even that good >>214974578really strong picks
the x-fileshow it's madethe bold and the beautiful
American dad King of threads hill Arrested development
>One piece>Northern Exposure>FrasierToo easy.
C’est pas sorcier (559 half hour episodes, science education television program)El clon (183 45-minute episodes, telenovela)Bab Al-Hara (434 45-minute episodes, historical drama/soap)At the very least, I'll bump my French and Spanish fluency and come back to the world with some skills. If I'm not able to understand the Arabic one at all with my basic bitch comprehension, and if I'm not allowed to bring other study materials, then I'd replace it with Star Trek TNG.There's also a scenario where live AI translation is so good in ten years that I've basically wasted my picks on these three options, lel
>>214987597supposedly there isn't anything but these 3 shows.
>>214990824That's isn't anywhere in the OP. This is /tv/ so he focused on television but that doesn't mean that's all there is to do. He even shared a photo that has stuff in it. Even if there room were empty that still wouldn't mean that all you could do was watch shows.
>>214973226why the fuck is the generator right next to the bed, you have any idea how loud those things are
>>214987210That sounds like heaven. The Internet is a curse.
>NOVA>MST3K>og Law and Orderroughly 1700 45-100 minute episodes combined, there's comedy, drama, and education, and they're all very re-watchable
>>214991108Well it's probably not on while they're sleeping
>>214973226It'd need to be something with a fairly long run-time.x-filessimpsonsone of those animes with a thousand episodes like dragonball or one piece
>>214991209comfy
Anthony Bourdain No Reservations Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Bill Maher
>>214977485>I already rewatch them once a yearwhy? ... funnily just finally getting around to finishing the last season and half before.
>>214973226Something long,I guess. Let see.-CSI: Las Vegas,-Stargate SG1,-Attack on Titan.
>>214973262Hasn't every single white person been replaced with black and browns since 2010? I don't even think any of the original families are still there.
>>214982119>The Greatest Story Never Toldkek
>>214991603 AoT really isn't that long. It just felt that way because of how it had been spread out with long hiatuses
sopranos always sunnyon cinema
>>214991629yea I recently watched it with my son and I was surprised guess it felt much longer waiting years between seasons
>>214981560You're the first who came up with something informative.
>>214977738Judge Judy is actually a great choice, Judith Shineman is a beacon of light in this Dark World
>>214981560How It's Made is a great choice
>>214990824if we're playing dirty, welp1. the Criterion Collection... that's a series, isn't it?2. Friends box set (except I swapped out the discs with blurays containing my ebook/pdf/movie/software collection)3. True Detective Season 1 because fuck you
>>214990874Ok dude, but the premise is still the same you get 3 shows to bring to whatever version of the bunker you want. You're free to pick This Old House and build shit to your heart's content, that's the point of the hypothetical.
>>214992592>1. the Criterion Collection... that's a series, isn't it?that's cheating
>>21498721731 seasons of just old dudes being dudes. I am an American that found that show 6 years ago and I absolutely find it hilarious. I grew up watching Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served, Bless Me Father, Absolutely Fabulous, Monarch of the Glen, All Creatures Great and Small and lots of other UK shows that they use to show here on PBS.
>>214984805I don't agree.
10 years is way too long, there's no proper choice. Make it a year.
>>214991209It has to be on so he can get up in the morning
>>214992610Are you retarded?
>>214993003it's cheating to assume there are books, plants, CDs, pen and paper etc
>>214993231>prep for armageddon>it's just canned food, a tv and your Star Wars merchYeah that does sound like the sort of thing /tv/ would do
>>214993323I wish I lived like that with my old friends instead of in my 50m2 goybox with an insufferable woman. lan parties every day, high ceilings, nice brutalist architecture
>>214979384Holy maximum comfy, based. I would make it my long term goal to turn my bunker into a room from the Enterprise while I'm watching TNG, from one of the crew quarters on the space Station while I'm watching DS9 and one of the Voyager bedrooms while I'm watching Voyager, maximum comfy, maximum immersion, maximum not worrying about the end of the world.
>>214993231>it's cheating to assume there is food or water bro>it's cheating to assume there is any equipment you can watch your series on
>>214993473>it's cheating to assume there is food or water brobasic rations and water is a rational assumption to make>it's cheating to assume there is any equipment you can watch your series ondon't be stupidyou are being disingenuous on purpose of course, but it was clear that I was talking about non-essential hobbies and other sources of entertainment
>>214984819Using Coronation Street as an example. They film the episodes 3-4 months in advance of when it's aired. There are 30 staff writers but around 20-30 consultant writers. Each character on the show has a dedicated writer, sometimes a writer will be responsible for a 'family' to maintain consistency, they're supposed to keep everything in some big lore type book if you will an archive so when they leave the job the next writer can take over and look through all the material and try to keep the characters consistent. It doesn't really work but the people watching are retarded and mostly pensioners so they don't care.Storylines are basically the same year in year out. Will they won't they relationships, and once they're in a relationship one of them cheats or both cheat and for a time they are trying to hide the affair until it all comes out and either someone is divorced, killed or some bastard child is made and then you have the next storyline of who is the father, or who is the killer. Then they cycle back round to step one of new couple on the Street, or new characters and will then won't they again.
>>214985247I'd rather watch something like Modern Family than CS or especially Emmerdale/Eastenders. British soaps just have a negative, depressing undercurrent.
>>214993231This, my answer would be different if I know I also can bring Books, CDs, and Films, among other things.
>>214993537you don't tell me what's essential and what's not esse
>>214993773fortunately for you 'essential' is quite easily defined and doesn't include your toys
>>214993807>everybody I talk to is the same person
>>214993456Well if you're in the states you can buy one>Milton Torres, 43, who also bought an xPoint bunker in 2017, quit his lucrative IT job at Chicago’s Department of Veterans Affairs to live underground full-time.>"I close the door and stay in there for a few days and then I can think again," he says, as the site's developer boasts that sales of the $35,000 dwellings are up "over 600 percent" in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic.
>>214993807>a bunker with a 10 year plan for survival means food, empty walls and nothing else>maybe a tv>anything else is cheating
>>214994102yes, you have accurately described OP's entirely hypothetical situation. well done.
>>214993977If I were single in the USA I would just work for a few years, buy one of these and just chill for the rest of my life.
>>214994467That's not what he described at all, that's your diseased mind jumping to conclusions.It doesn't say anywhere you can't take video gamesIt doesn't say anywhere you can't have a massive collection of JAVIt doesn't say anywhere you can't have some actual games like a pool table or darts boardThe criteria is simple, i'm surprised you convoluted it so badly.>10 years>No access to outside world>No internet>Bring 3 TV shows.Nowhere does it say those 3 TV shows are the only form of entertainment or activity
>>214994467incorrect, you dingleberry, OP said you can bring 3 TV shows in case you want to watch TV showsit does not say that you can't bring movies&books or that the bunker doesn't have a movie&book libraryfor example the bunker has a movie&book library but a cute little latina noticed that there are no TV series so you were assigned the task to pick up three
SG-1Twin PeaksX-Files
>>214994786>>214994783you're both really retarded
For me it's 431 episodes of kino.
>>214995925You're just mad because you misunderstood OP's prompt and ended up building a boring ass shelter like everyone's first house in The Sims while ours are tricked out
>>214996097was his make a wish foundation gift to experience being in a cold war bunker
>>214973308>Twilight Zone>Well, time to sit back and watch my choices.>Twilight Zone!>See colorsSuicidal Twist: It's one of the modern series.
