>no alien earf threadim am disappointed in you, tv.
>>214975177It's over. Time to rest. Will return to you again in three years.
there won't be a s2, and that's a good thing
>>214975177show is dead nigga, they fucking paid zero respect to the franchise fuck them fuck noah ahwley and the females directors and the female writers that fucked this show up fucking cunts
>>214975177Noah needs to be humiliated.
>>214975177Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
>>214975455>google pics of hawleykek his face is humiliation enough
every time I read Alien Earth I get reminded of thishttps://youtu.be/huDqsHYtLuk?si=vdnfyxcWPSvnn6q2
do you think more blended shots would have saved it?
good up until e5
>>214975177that's an Ayyball thread tho
>>214975345More than one season has clearly already been filmed. Unless this ends up being a Taboo situation
>>214975561Sounds pretty gay, bro.
>>214975350Yeah, this shit is beyond retarded.
There’s nothing to discuss anymore. A good finale would have people speculating in anticipation of the next season. But they made it so it’s impossible to care. I defended the show too, the finale was just beyond redemption.
So much potential All gone
shit shows deserve to be forgotten
>>214976718/thread
I'll watch S2 (if it even happens at all) just to see how much more of a shitshow it can become.
>>214975177Show was a major disappointment and anyone that liked it was a moron.
Holy shit...the CGI of the xenomorph fucking up the guards after Wendy let it loose to distract from their escape looks so bad.
>>214975177Based Erf poster
>S2 begins>Xeno killed WY's soldier>Island gets nuked>Aliens are dead, androids are dead, somehow Kavalier survived>Now we get political shenanigans about mega corporation at war in the alien universe.Only way to save this shitshow
>>214975177>does nothing entire seriesWHATTHEFUCKwhat was even the point of this thing?
>>214978437xenomorphs are just killing machines, the eyeball thing is intelligent and boy genius is excited to talk to it, also it fought the xmorph at one point - some interesting stuff to flesh out imo
>>214977895>Wendy's technomancer powers activate again as the nukes come close>they turn back immediately>"oh, those had wifi"
>>214977895The better story is>island gets nuked>all the boring humans/robots are killed (let Wendy and monologue about Peter Pan as she's annihilated or whatever)>the aliens survive and are swimming to the mainland>series is about A) the debate over capture or eliminate the threat, and B) the various teams sent in by the international community to do the job
>>214975350You watched it, it came out in current day, you gave it ratings or bothered to pirate it, you deserve all the grief it provided you. Watching anything woke/DEI makes you the problem. No sympathy.
>>214975561why this fag played a combat medic like some pussy who never did a push up?hes legit 20% of the reason why this show is shit, instead of acting like a jarhead in too deep trying to help his sister, he acts like a lost fucking pussy
>>214977895kino, Kavalier is my favorite character
>>214977895there is no saving this showshit cast, shit script, shit camera work and shit editingonly half decent thing about it were the sets and cgiits crazy to me you can put in so much work into a fucking garbage tier script that barely makes any sense
>>214975177I wanna see what Yutani is going to do
>>214979324>fly in>take over now empty facility>most soldiers will die off screen>rest will die in the most stupid ways possible like missing shots from a meter away on the alienthere, saved you time with season 2
>it's tuesday>no more NibsI can't live like this no more
>>214979446the kids will set up home alone boobie traps and the mercs will horribly die to them and the xenosmeanwhile Eyethur will start building a huge death machine on the other side of the island
The show was bad though
>>214979858>the kids will set up home alone boobie traps and the mercs will horribly die to them and the xenosfor sure we will get episode or two of thisbut with how bad this show is written they will give up on that quickly too, only to jump on another retarded gimmick mystrery box tier shit straight out of jew jew abrams writing school
>>214977557That's my boy. Fuck up that Alien cunt.
>>214979481I jerked off to her insta for about 45 minutes just now, not the same but needed some nibs time
shows getting made in the last few years have become so ridiculously bad, by now someone should have started shooting a actual in depth documentary about it, with like interviews and charts and stuff Like sit the writers and producers in front of the camera and actualy ask them what in five fucks were they thinking, this is a obvious yet inexplicable phenomena, you can blame ideology or nepotism or money laundering or writers strikes, but none of it makes sense, its as if betveen the producers the directors the writers and the cast no one gives a fuck what is even being made or has any connection to it as a whole, like who thinks of this shit, is it all AI written, fucking zombie android lost kids what in the actual fuck, the only people that do their job are the technicians like the light crew, cameraman or the prop guys, even the cgi is going to shitI mean its genuinely fascinating, there is no single rattional explanation for it
>>214975177it fucking sucked massive ass and was unwatchable
>>214976410no it wasn't, show was garbage from ep1 and never had anything to do with Alien and never once attempted to be about anything that the original or even the newer Alien movies were about
>>214977895why the fuck would you want this
>>214979260i want to lick boy kavalier's feet
>>214979481>>214979976i hope nibs dies a slow painful death. i hate nibs.
>>214980158Competency crisis. It's becoming the norm to promote incompetent people to positions of power.
>>214977895>Wendy survives by uploading her mind to the global computer network>She launches all nukes and destroys all human civilization except for some lands controlled by WY
>>214980809The incompetent can't compete with the competent and that's not fair. Obviously the solution is to purge the competent and give equity to the incompetent. What could go wrong?
>>214979481She'll be back
>>214981241She's so fucking hot
>>214980496I'm not a fan in that way, but I'm happy you found something you enjoy.
>>214981241now the thread smells fishy
>>214975350Yeah, but PETER PAN references which they explained to me several times each episode. You know, just in case I didn’t understand it.
>AWWW HELL NO I AINT GETTIN EATEN BY NO GODDAMN PLANT>SHEEEEIIIT FUCK NO I CANT DIE LIKE THIS THIS PLANT IS SO DISGUSTING NO>*burp*
>most interesting part of an Alien series isn't the alien at all but the eyeball alien >eyeball doesn't actually accomplish anythingWhat a waste of time
>>214981721What was that supposed to even be about, its peter pan cause theyre all dead now? is the alien supposed to be the crocodile? Is the kavalier also a robot? no human would behave like such a flamboyant retard it must be some android crapLoved how a main part of the story is basicaly sick kids dying but its like lol now youre a robot lol how cool is that, what do they even do with the bodies like can they go visit their own graves
>>214975561Timothy Olyphant is WAY more handsome
>>214975177dogshit season finale.The alien that impressed everyone including the writers clearly was eyeball man.
>>214977050You know there are other things to critique.
DUDE BUT MY HECKIN MUSIC REFERENCES BRO!IM GONNA SMASH ANOTHER HOPPY IPA AND REWARTCH THE SEASON!MY DOG TOTALLY ACTS LIKE THE XENOMORPH WHEN MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND COMES OVER (WERE CHILDFREE BTW)
been rewatching the movies, finished Resurrection last night.The Xenos look so much better, even if they look slimy as fuck.also Winona Ryder is relentlessly cute.
>>214979237It's like these fuckers don't bother physically prepping for roles. Dude. Should have bulked up at least a little.
>>214976410It wasn't good but episode 5 was when it jumped the shark and became irredeemable garbage. There was no coming back from that.
>>214981877Turns out it wasn't that interesting after all no matter how hard Hawley and redditors try to force it
Thank god I watched thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gen9gZFdGCUThe series IS SHIT
>>214975561>this is the best meme to come out of alien erfSad desu
>>214977557Good thing the acid blood didn't drip directly down from the wound.
>>214982145I thought the Eyeball would somehow end up in the cyborg. But nope. It has zombie powers and does not therefore obey the laws of thermodynamics. Why doesn't nature just make creatures that can run around and do things without lungs or a heart?
>>214975350A modern Disney made version of a classic was shit? Who could've foreseen this happening.
>backups don't exist in the futureyeah fucking right
>>214985617the other kids really didn't seem to give 2 shits that he died.
>>214985617>trillion $ company>can't type rclone copy and press enter
>>214985697I thought this was odd. Though, my brain rationalizes it that they don't quite understand death because they're kids(even though they were all dying lol).
>>214982346didnt even have to bulk up, most soldiers are out of shape anywaycut hair short, stop making "im almost crying" faces, and learn not to speak like a pussythe shiotty hairstyle really dosnt help his head look like a fucking buttplugbeld head alone would help him look less like a rich spoiled kid
>>214975177*stomps in your path*
>>214985617>have your most valuable assets do dangerous jobsthats whats really annoying, where is the staff?literally the facility gets more empty by the episode, like everybody just quit
>>214977895>show changes its name to ":Earf"
>>214978885Look, if the Island was gonna get nookd, they wouldn't bring the Weyland-Yutani CEO with them.
>>214975350Nobody cares about your cynical faggot opinion.It was good. Niggers might hate it because there are like 2 niggers in it, the sheboon got eaten by a plant and the other nigger is a retarded synthetic.The cyborg nigger is cool. The soldiers were fags but the boat scene was kino.Tldr, cry harder it's the best show besides peacemaker this year.
>>214987162homo opinion
>>214987252>:0
>>214976664The creator of the show has been pretty transparent about the fact that they have no idea what's even going to happen in the second season. They'll figure it out when season two gets greenlit. The first season was just made to bait funding for another one.
>>214975177too many things happening at once without any conclusions. better to have a more focused story where you can iron out the writing fuckups. it's hard enough to maintain logical consistency in scifi. a handful of different things happening at once leads to the viewer getting excited at the start of the season and getting angry once they notice the storytelling quality falling apart mid season and none of the interesting ideas leading anywhere. like all the aliens the maginot captured. they don't do a lot to be fair. the plant creature had so little purpose, they just made it kill one useless side character and then return back to doing nothing. they just watched it kill her and left it there to chill. didn't even shoot the creature's stem to drop it from the ceiling. they might as well have made the xenomorph the only alien in the show and the story would've still played out roughly the same.
>"HUuuuur you are an angry little man!">"You gonna let her speak to me like that?"Who the fuck thought this was good writing? You can't just say the antagonist is a literal genius and then not have him respond to basic bitch criticism with anything short of a truly scathing comeback.
>>214980158I believe they slowly cut costs to increase profits, the goyslop method in food applies here. Normies watch this trash anyways. Another theroy is that the talents is spread too far and wide with all these private channels that all want their own shows.
>>214987873he could have just said that they used a script for another show and hastily added some Alien stuff in it
why would the eyeball know what pi is?
>>214988401because the genius said so
>>214976664>>214987873it's pretty clear that episode 5 of this season was meant to be episode 1 but test audiences hated it. doesn't seem like Disney is able to assess writing quality from the script level like Gunn is.
>>214988401it's spherical, idiot. it knowing pi is like how you know your own height and weight.
>>214975561I am connected to this guy but I cannot tell how.
>>214988401why would it know pi in decimalwhy would it know what the characters 3, 1, 4, or the symbol . mean
>>214988508>>214988401smart explanation that is smarter than the writer of this show likely came up with: when it possessed the engineer guy during the crash it was able to learn a bunch of stuff by reading his mind.
>>214988560that's what I was thinking at first but then I went back and rewatched the scenethe exact scene from the episode is boy genius shows the eyeball 3.14 and then asks for the next three decimal numbers in the sequence which the eyeball stamps out.sure the space hillbilly welder may know that pi is 3.14 but he absolutely doesn't know the entire decimal sequence. and even if he did that of course is not what the writers were trying to convey. the point was to show how smart the eyeball is while forgetting that math is a human invention used to explain the natural laws of the universe. some other species would have it's own entirely unique invention to explain those same laws.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y0SwZSj0l-g
>>214988129It's also further idiotic because the one saying it is a psychopathic murderous bitch who is angry beyond belief even at calm people who did what they could for the lost boys(the robo mommy).Boy is an ass with an ego who sees others as expendable in a cold corporate way. Wendy will actively send her xeno puppy to kill people and watch it with glee. Same when others she sees as allies go an rampage, like Nibs crushing peoples' jaws. And when there is objection to that even by people who see is big friends with like Joe she again gets angry and throws a fit>WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO?! REEEEEEEE LET NIBS CRUSH PEOPLE LET HER DO IT NOW NOW NOWLike c'mon, youre gonna call out anyone for being 'angry' not long after doing that?
>>214988731a parasitical organism with no use for tools wouldn't
>>214988885well kids are angry at their parents and go through the "you don't understand" shit while they don't understand shitbut 12 is a bit early for that
>>214987162>Tldr, cry harder it's the best show besides peacemaker this year.heh, like paraolympic
>>214985895they all got pissed at seeing the graves though
>>214988129All the scripts were generated by that AI man there.
