>“There gets to a point where nobody's going to want to see a really old Elvira… I don't want to run her into the ground"
>80 year old doesnt wanna dress upjeets fuming more eat 11
>millennial babies obsessing over an elderly carpet muncher because she used to have big tits
She's been old longer than I've been alive
>>214976312Still does
>>214976179>What's going on in this thread?
>>214976179Threadly reminder that Svengoolie was assaulted by Wilt Chamberlain's in the freezing cold winter of 1992. Svengoolie was just innocently hanging out in Wilt's walk-in closet fully nude on his knees with his mouth open, and bam. KWAB.
>nobody's going to want to see a really old Elvirawrong, show up to my hotel room, I'll shower her muh dick is still her #1 fan
>>214976481you cant even see your dick
>>214976179She should go out and do one big gangbang to say goodbye.
>>214976179It was a good run. Thanks for the mammaries.
>>214976541Shes an octogenarian lesbian. she likes sticking her face in grandmas meat flaps
Arianna bitch needs to apologize
>>214976312>used tothey literally got bigger as she aged, dumbass.
>>214976629>UHHH ACTUALLY THEY GOT BIGGER i'm not saying her tits shrunk. I'm saying every person on earth has a device in their pockets where you can type in "fat goth mommy milkers" and automatically get millions of photos in 1 second. There's nothing novel about it anymore.
>>214976704Part of the appeal is the character you retard. Pics or vids of random goth sluts are not the same thing.
>>214976704absolute braindead coomer take>dude why would you be attracted to anyone when you can just watch porn!!!!
>>214976704she was an icon in her time, you know? you sound very technical-minded but i can't explain your nasty energy
>>214976335>Tom Jones sex ripped Elvira open until she bled.Based Welshman.
>>214976179I remember an MMO made a Halloween event where her character cameod in a horror story, when she started asking for more money they just removed her cameo and added a generic NPC.
>>214976179She still does it for me IMO, but I get it.
>>214976179I never knew she was actually a redhead
>>214976179wasnt this the plotline of a billy and mandy episode
Such a beautiful story.
>>214976179I thought she said years ago she was retiring Elvira so I don't get why she continued to dress us as her.
>>214976948You never saw her set from the 70s skin mag?
>>214976989same thing happened to tom's bussy when smithers topped him in that deleted scene
>>214976704Good luck finding any decent goth GILF porn, faggot. Elvira fills a very specific niche.
She should choose a successor.
>>214977075They should just end it, no one will ever compare to her.
>>214977075They already had a fake reality show about this during the aughts
>>214977065>Good luck finding any decent goth GILF porn, faggot. Elvira fills a very specific niche.Now is the moment where you share your esoteric, goth, gilf porn. ... please?
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>>214976989wtf? what a prick to just jump on a girl and start plowing her without any kind of warm up. Especially when possessing a horse cock.
>>214976989>Tom Jones Bad>Wilt Chamberlain and Lesbian Women Good!ugh i hate this whore
>>214976989>In a chapter titled “You’ll Never Work in This Town Again,” she revisits in harrowing detail how she survived industry predators and accuses the late NBA star Wilt Chamberlain of sexually assaulting her in the 1970s. She was friends with him until he allegedly attacked her at his Bel-Air mansion and forced her to perform oral sex.
>>214976179That's graceful. Sad to see one of my first furious masturbatory icons has aged so bad.
>>214976704>sharty tranny hates women
>>214977065Sauce?
>>214976704You're such a fucking fag, holy shit
>>214978015Hahahaha fuck white women
>>214979132How long has your sister been dating Timmy?
>>214976704Seriously bro! I was thinking about travelling but I decided to watch travel videos on YouTube instead cuz its the same thing
>>214979132Jeet or Chang?
>>214978015> My Dad says that lots of times you don't really try oral rape... except during the playoffs.
>>214977954Kino
>>214980208>slammed my head down on his erect penis, came in my mouth almost instantly, then stood there smirking No wonder he had time to be with 20,000 women when he's a one pump chump like that!
Miss Hannah Minx was a better Elvira than her. Cassandra left a cheeky comment about her, but it seemed good-natured.IMO, pass the character on. Minxy deserves a full TV show =^o^=
>>214980303Out of thousands of Elvira cosplayers, including those on an entire reality show about the concept, only Hannah got such a rise of out Cassandra that Cassandra did a cosplay of Hannah Minx. Hannah threw away million and millions of internet superstardom money.
>>214980383>Cassandra did a cosplay of Hannah Minx. pretty damn funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkgNNAJMvbsthe mannerisms are on point.
>>214976179T A F F I E D AFF I E D
Seeing this thread reminded me of her tasty nudesThis bitch never shied away from showing everything
>>214980867sadly she didn't show much while in costume though.
>>214980936You can blame all the fags in her fanbase for that. She asked about doing a shoot in costume once and they all screeched no.
>>214981019What in the FUCK were those fun hating homos thinking?! Here I always thought the biggest part of Elvira's fanbase were red-white-and-blue blooded, all-American men who liked a nice pair of titties and a cold beer at the end of the day... turns out it's the mental illness "community".
>>214976312What's it genuinely like truly being as lonely and damaged as you are? Can you share with me a bit of your daily life? I really want to understand how someone ends up in the position you are in, so we can try to help future generations avoid it.
>>214976704Seriously, what is your daily life like? What causes you save "s0ijaks" in your hard drive(phone) and stare at them every day and think "that's me" and then post them when something makes you uncomfortable on the internet?
>>214980303Hannah minx was meant to take up the Elvira mantle but she disappeared when we needed her most
>>214980936I'm fine with that. Elvira works best as the eternally tantalizing ideal. I think she would have gotten boring fast if she'd ever showed the goods in costume. But we still got to see them as Cassandra, which simultaneously satisfies the urge while still keeping us wanting more from her persona. Really a clever girl in the end.
>>214976704Boy, you are really upset over something really insignificant. You've gotta be a zoomer.
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>>214976179I swear, you faggots argue about women more than anything else on this board.
>>214976179just consider yourselves blessed that she did one final hurrah 15 years ago with a new run on Showtime so there's at least some Elvira in HDreally wish they'd find a way to re-license the old stuff and swap in new masters of the old movies
>>214976179Hey now, my girlfriend's 48 and not nearly that hot. She shouldn't count herself out.
>>214976179She must love blacked
>>214981523Why not simply kick him in the testicles and get the hell out of dodge?
>>214981523>calls him a rapist>She must love blackedReally bad attempt at propaganda. Take a lap.
>>214976179She's been saying this for 15 years.
>>214981447It's the same guy in every thread. Deeply frustrated angry resentful zoomer (that describes most of their generation on 4chan). Don't get me wrong, I never bully any adult virgins who want to get better. I will cheer on and give advice to anyone who wants to improve their life who asks for it, no matter the cause. But some of these gen Zs are just such shattered soulless husks left empty by a youth devoid of culture or education or heroes or ideals or adventure, they go so far into the abyss they come out on the other side and are just "Yeah I'm going to hate the world and everything in it and it's going to be everyone else's fault and never my own for ever and ever, and I'm just going to scream and shit myself whenever anyone enjoys anything".This particular guy's "trigger" is getting absolutely infuriated that Peterson entered a lesbian relationship late in life. So he interprets this as some kind of "betrayal" of maledom or whatever to project his frustration on, and tries to depict her as some kind of LGBT traitor and deceiver. Which is utterly retarded, because she kept her relationship on the downlow and never marches in parades over it or waves it around like a flag, which is *exactly what you'd conceivably want* from a gay couple, to just keep it to themselves unless asked. It's such an utterly fake, disingenuous, asinine thing to get upset over, it's just an obvious transparent sheen over his real problems.
Jesus fuck I looked up the nudes. That's some of the best nude pics I've ever seen
>>214981588Checked digits.More like dive into an oven.
>>214981547read this >>214980208The guy shoved her mouth onto his dick and came in her mouth in less than a second. She didn't even have time to register what was going on before that pathetic schmuck had nutted
>>214981588Women are biologically programmed to enjoy rape. Most of them have their only orgasms when being raped.
>>214976179I thought she had stopped being Elvira a few years ago.
>>214981547Because she loved it
>>214976333>image_for_ants.jpg
>>214981588Yeah lets believe the slutty vixen with her tits out. Surely she wouldn't have been desperate to blow a prominent figure early in her career
>>214976704>you will own nothing and you will be happy
>>214981618She started again, when she found out daily cum injections from me would slow down her aging.
I had a Halloween stand up display thing as a kid with her, it was kick ass.
>>214976834>it's trueFucking based
>>214976704I disagree, but can respect the ruckus you’ve caused with the seething replies
>>214976179I'd still run her into the ground.
>>214976179I will portal in the stem cell therapy to fix this and i don't care about the ramifications.
Then she should go vtuber. Voice actress.
Elvira can live on in:trad animated showCGI animated showvideo gamesVR AI Elvira brand life size sex dolls
>>214983160>Wow a retard was acting retarded and everybody called him retarded>le heckin ebin tr0ll, based!kill yourself
>>214980285>>214981604Erm, that sounds like bullshit. He probably did force her, but she was kinda into it and topped him off, then likely regretted it after. Its still a pretty scummy thing on his part but why would a guy who allegedly gets as much trim as him bust after one second.
>>214981170>>214981019so it goes like this,In her Vegas showgirl days, she had a lot of gay and drag queen friends, so when she became Elvira, the word spread that she was a gay ally, she fully supported the gays, and her make up was kind of a nod to drag queens, that's why the gays loved her. Hugh Hefner of playboy loved her and wanted her to be on a Halloween edition. tasteful nudes in a horror setting.she said no until she was offered 1 million dollars. she was about to do the magazine when she had a horror convention and told her "fans" about the playboy job all of them started booing and telling her to please decline and that she didn't need it and that it was not good to do something nude for the male gaze or whatever. so she declined...she declined be cause a room full of dick eating gays shamed her to quit then you have faggots like this: >>214981429literal homo gays that try to convince you that you didn't need naked Elvira on her prime
>>214976179Time for ourgirl to take the reigns!
>>214983780that's cute I laughed
>>214983780"We have Elvira at home.">Elvira at home
>>214976179She's not Dead she was too old when I first saw her and that was 10,000 years ago
>>214976179Oh noShe's hotter without the goth makeup anyways which dates herGmilf bros we won
>>214976179does she have a hot daughter, or hot granddaughter?
>>214981499>she did one final hurrah 15 years ago with a new run on Showtime She did a special for Shudder a couple years ago>>214983780This butterface is not worthy of the mantle. NEXT
>>214976179Maybe she can have her dna frozen so she can someday be cloned and have AI meat pilot brain. There will always be demand for this classic.
>>214976834(((Welshman)))
>>214983975people on 4chan supposedly hates grifters so much, yet elvira is one of the biggest grifters and posers of all time. she never gave a fucking shit about horror. just a grift.
>>214984047>people on 4chan supposedly hates grifters so much, yet elvira is one of the biggest grifters and posers of all time.>she never gave a fucking shit about horror. just a grift.She was entertaining and you're just a cock-sucking-homo!!!FACT!!!
>>214984110I preferred women like Pamela Anderson and also Anna Nicole Smith. hot sexy bimbos. not secret lesbian grifters that never cared about horror. she's a fucking poser. the only homo in here was her all along lol.
I saw her at a screening of Mistress of the Dark last year and even not dressed in character she's still hot af. On a related note, I saw a screening of Ed Wood last night and I'd forgotten the movie did "what happened to ..." over each character at the end and for Vampira it just said she unsuccessfully sued Elvira in the 1980s for 'stealing her act'. Vampira can't hold a candle to Elvira (and that's due to personality and humor more than tits).
meh
>>214979337>>214981476I'm Indian and Chinese and Timmies like you make me laugh.
>>214976179>be old and put a grey wig on>can now be an old witch Elvira with a young hot apprenticewasted opportunity
>>214981408She married a wealthy German guy.
>>214984642>sharing the spotlightRead the thread to find her seething about the MINA-SAN KONICHIWA titmonster.
>>214976333I mean it’s more makeup than face, but everyone should retire
>>214976335IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
>>214976333>todaywhen was that, 2002?
>>214976312It’s not just boobs is participating in her whole personal.Also she’s not a real lesbian, she was just running away from abusive men.70s men abused her one too many times
there should always be an Elvira thread on /tv/
>>214976179truly end of a fun era, she was still fun for a degenerate whore. able to tell some jokes, be quirky, seductive. bummer.
>>214981523her character famously had a dagger on her hip. there's plenty that can be done to a tall rapist nigger.
It's a shame that so many of her episodes are probably lost forever...
>>214976179She had a good run.
She needs to retire with a bang. One final batch of goon material. Sad that Playboy is no longer relevant.
bump
>>214983387there's a VaM model, but it's not that great.https://hub.virtamate.com/resources/elvira.11290/Either we need someone talented to try and recreate her or something that seems very promising is feeding a AI model to produce a 3D model from image and video data of Elvira or any other person for that matter.
Love goth whores. Simple as mate
>>214988598looking at the image just made me do the "look to away from the screen a bit and process it" move
>>214976333That recent pic is old as she doesn't even look that good anymore
>>214976704>just watch porn dudewhy kikes are like this?
>>214988598>LegalpornoThat studio is for closet fags
>>214988598I can't wait until she's ready to settle down. I might have a chance to make her my girlfriend!
>>214978015Around blacks, never relax
>>214976179Understandable
>>214976704You're in a porn hole and you're never getting out.
>>214979337They're fusing into the insufferable Jang
