Uh, sorry JK. I'm too busy doing other things.
What happened to her?
>>214976801God i wish that was my testicle.
>>214976861
>>214976801how much are those shoes and that outfit worth lol
>>214976801She's balding, what the shit
>>214976999At least over $1K.
>>214976801Only thing I care about is her fat fucking ass. The anus. Did you know that for many men, a girl's anus is the most prized jewel in all of Mother Nature's realm?
>>214976801jesus christ what not having children does to a woman. fucking makes them retarded / psycho
>>214976801She's got that frantic "please like me" energy Brie Larson did when she was LARPing as a YouTuber. These people are unironic shut ins who cannot remotely begin to understand what's it like being a regular everyday jack off
>>214977700Yup they have that unfocused manic energy that turns you into quirky chungus. The type that says "my cat has anxiety". No bitch, that's you.
>>214977286Her anus is on her face, right under her nose.
>>214976999>>214977201probably a lot more if she's showing them off like that
>>214977700
>>214976801why didnt she just marry some chad and have kids
>>214977768It's obvious that energy develops when they don't have a functioning sex life.The chungus energy starts to build up and things go haywire.When a woman has sufficient sex (depending on her sex drive) she is content and calm. When this is not going on shit gets bizarre fast.
>>214977863She considers marriage a form of violence against women.
>>214977864no fucking way the cuck left her! hahahah that's wonderful. or SHE left him which is the more likely, but still, the dude is free
>>214976801I dunno, I wouldn't want to keep riding the Harry Potter train if I were here. Just stay rich doing nothing, maybe make an appearance or two here and there, fuck off and live a comfy life. Pretty much what Ron is doing.
>>214977916>the dude is freeChances are high he's going to end up with a similar woman again. How do you think he ended up with her?
>>214977837>incel kingif only if he didn't get cucked by salome we would have been spared this trite
>>214977864how does gay conversion therapy not work but this totally works at making me hate women more??
>>214977879unreasonable and manipulative statements like that are a form of abuse.
>>214977864>The freak became a bulldykeThis is beyond sad. Waste of good genes. Hilarious if you are mean. For me, it's both.
>>214976801>>214976861check the bts of the first harry potter movie
>>214977879Someone needs to tell this incel to have sex
>>214976801>got to fool around with various tall scholar bvlls for years, no struggles with finding a relationship other than having too many optionsoh now you hate marginalized moids who've been alone forever
>>214978009Was there some overtly not chill stuff that's really obvious current year that people just didn't have the eyes for back then?
>>214977864I can't follow this demented 3 screen story. qrd?
>>214977864>Recording yourself crying and/or uploading yourself crying onto the internet.>I feel sad, vulnerable and I want to have a private moment. I know, I will record myself! Let me set up the camera before I feel any emotions or cry...there. 1, 2, 3, baaaw...Can't these motherfucking freaks see how mentally ill they are? Holy shit. It's like they have no fucking human emotions and they are trying to mimic us. It's all performative. Holy hell.
>>214977864>when they don't have a functioning sex life.For that woman in your webm I think it was just the curse of needing something new to put on Tiktok every so often and she set her initial "heckin' quirky" bar high with that dumb partner summit.
>>214976801Weird bitch
>>214977200Shit, dude. I have a better hairline than her.
>>214978053Social media couple with cuck husband divorces and wife copes by becoming a bull dyke when she just actually needs a guy who will dick her right but she's clearly so brainwashed by twitter that she's doomed to be alone forever
>>214976801All I want to know is...HAS SHE APOLOGIZED YET?!?!
>>214976801>still wearing Badgley Mischka like a good Weinstein girlEven plugged it for the bit lmao this bitch swallowed so much Weincream that shes still shitting out his lumpy yellow cum
>>214977863She got herpes from Harvey. Think about it, it makes sense why she doesn’t date etc
This is just pathetic she should have retired and fucking shut up 15 years ago instead she reaveled her own ignorance of how ignorant she is>>214976801>be a multimillionare at 14>dont even have to act>run your career into the ground at 35>keep "acting">end up doing this shityawn its like female bojack horselady without the redemption she just turns into a bitter shrew>french crypto-jew wunnabe larping as englishladyLOL even jkr's muggle bloodline chavness shits on hersSHUT THE FUCK UP EMMASS WATTSHIT i know some of the HP cast/crew posted here too
>>214978224KEK shes so retarded i belive it shes probably barron from the vax and shit too
>im taking off my shoefloor camera PoV?
>>214977916>no fucking way the cuck left her! hahahah that's wonderful or SHE left him which is the more likely, but still, the dude is freeShe's having a melty so he left her kek.
are the rumors about her and her brother true?
Ok Emma why are you not in your lesbian phase yet making out with other over the hill starlets? Should've done that a decade ago idk wtf you're doing with yourself nowadays except being a quirky chungus on fluff pieces
>>214978331I think she actually did not take off her shoe because she appears to be exactly the same height before and after. I guess maybe she's balancing on 1 leg
>>214978338Not only a melty, she's having a lesbian episode to cope.>NO NO NO NO NO NO I DIDN'T LOVE TIMMY! I WAS A DYKE ALL ALONG SEE?!!! That or that cuck was so passive that he never fucked her good and never made her feel like a woman so she now thinks she's a dyke. Either way, what a miserable life.
>>214977961He was right though. it’s been studied.
>>214976801trying to make some feminist rhetoric just comes off weak when she's wearing brands and thanking said brands which were founded by men.
>>214977879Satan worship.
>>214977864So this is 'the illness' you guys talking about
>>214976801So sad how this woman still lives rent free in all the minds of the Incels here.
>>214976801Why does her forehead keep getting longer?
>>214981158Hair loss.
>>214981158Bongs wall faster and more severely.
I'm thankful for this recent emma/jk spat so we could enjoy more emma threads
>>214976801She looks like she's in her mid forties.
>>214977864does that candle on the left say "big dyke energy"?
i'm a couple years younger than her, have a female friend the same age. she looks after her skin (nothing like this) but she has the same receded hairline thing.what is it? i know women can have pattern baldness too, but with male pattern baldness there's that transition to weaker (vellus?) hair. with women it looks as though the hairline itself actually moves.
>>214977864Murder-suicide fuel
>>214976861Loses roles to Elle Fanning, can't hang with KStew. a celeb influencer it is.
>>214976801Why is she dressed like a 50 year old dyke?
>>214976861She was never a good actress and her looks began fading. Made a bazillion dollars anyway so she's free to do other thing like shill gin and have sex with her brother
>>214976801>I'm other things
>>214982192>have sex with her brotherCome again
>>214982217he's better looking than her. can't blame her to be honest.
>>214982217Her and her brother are intimate with one another. Emma is not capable of building lost lasting relationships due to her unique upbringing and secretly has romantic rendezvous with Alex
>>214982149women pull their hair back into ponytails too tight and too often and generally just fuck with their hair too much. female pattern baldness is usually diffuse thinning or in patches instead of a hairline change but it's misattributed commonly by the real problem, which is simply "can't stop preening" diseaseif you've ever seen one of those gnarly wigger girls that think they're black you'll know what i'm talking about. they usually have this high and tight buns that are torqued the fuck out and their hairline frankly all around the entire head looks like it's slowly being sucked up into this inescapable balloon of hair - total recession of hair from high strain and repeated stressors all the way from the forehead, over the ear arches, to the nape of the neck. shit is fucking insaneand similarly to makeup or bras once they actually start to notice the damage it's already too far gone and they can't stop now, either out of the retarded womanly urge to do the opposite of the right thing, or out of fear that trying to tap out will look like shit anyways
>>214982228>>214982250Cute couple ngl. You'd think Japan would be all over this with their incest fetish but apparently they are siding with Rowling on the trans shit
>>214977879>Emma Watson, 35>young people
>>214982032There's too many damn emmas to keep track of these days, like a quarter of all /tv/ threads are about an emma
>>214977286based
>>214983081But there is only one Best Emma.Hint: It's not Emma Watson
>>214976801
>>214976801jesus christ
Hello, fellow incels. How is your day going so far?
>>214977864What are the comments like on TikTok for the third video?
>>214976801Why is this seen as adorkable and not deeply concerning
>>214976861She decided to become Greta Thunberg because she thought people were interested in her for what she had to say, and not because they want to goon to her.
Reminder she's always been ugly and if you ever thought she was gorgeous (let alone "the most gorgeous woman on Earth) you were a gay retarded indoctrinated by some meme bullshit.
>>214977879She’s 35 years young, she’s basically a child!
Aye, I have been in the world of Hogwarts and I have a learned a spell or two, and I shall cast ye spayyll
>>214976861She's a hardened criminal now
>>214976861>What happened to her?Watson was never a great actress, while continuing to accept leading roles in films, and Watson is pissed that people have pointed out her movies were shit. Ironically Cara Delevingne, was also given numerous roles for which she was not qualified, but Cara chugged along, and actually started being a decent actress, because Cara actually has a work ethic.
>>214982228>>214982250Kind of a shame desu she didn't have kids. Those were solid genes flushed in the rubbery hells of nonconmitment. Rarely does the gene lottery go so well for both daughters and sons.
>>214977864I started really resenting my longterm girlfriend and started turning down her advances for sex for about two years before I finally just ended up dumping her and kicking her out. I noticed a drastic change in her once I stopped but I was willing to keep her around because she paid bills, cooked and cleaned.
>>214984774wth who takes a picture like that, sitting on your brothers lap at that age is not appropriate.
>>214976801>>214977200>>214977864I have a better hairline than both of these woman lmao.
>>214977967Gay conversion therapy does work.
>>214976801she is like liz lemon
>>214976801>>214977879she feels like this sort of dynamic except without jack to anchor her
>>214976801>yoo why is her forehead so big
>>214985384Emma will never be funny or talented like Tina
>>214985432saying someone is like liz lemon is obviously not saying they're like tina fey
>>214977864It's not even 0800 in the morning and I fucking despise women already. If I see a non white whilst going to work I'm going to fucking snap.
>>214985545>not even 0800 in the morning>If I see a non white whilst going to workassuming you're a bong, that seems likely
>>214977879you’re not young Emma, us millenials are old farts now accept it
>>214976801lol
>tries to cook for hels self once>literally almost slices off her thumbs What was she doing?
>>214985545>frogposter acting like he'll do anything but bitch and moan on fucking /tv/lol lmao even
>>214978078Dude looked like he wasnt into it all
>>214977801I overhead a woman in the park introduce her toddler as "a kid with Generational Trauma" but the kid was just playing normally and you could see she was kinda wishing the kid was being more unhinged in that moment. ah No Bitch, that's you.
>>214987400I had a job where I had to do mandatory 'terrorism training' which was just sitting in a room going through slides about what is and isn't terrorism. according to my training, a kid who makes a jenga tower and smashes it down should be investigated for terrorism.
Yeah, I'm with JK on this. Someone who's been a millionaire since they were 11-12 has absolutely no idea how the real world works. Emma couldn't tell you how a bus or deli counter works, why should we care about anything she has to say?
>>214976801When will she apologise.
>>214976801Haha, I'm using my $1200 shoe to smash ice for my gin cocktail! I'm so fun, spontaneous, and relatable!
>>214987755What is going on here
Jesus, she's pretty much the same person as Meghan Markle. Absolutely spoilt. Absolutely delusional.
>>214987868>What is going on herePerfection
>>214977864Sometimes it feels those NPCs aren't real people. They're walking talking stereotypes without a shred of self-reflection. It's like they're soulless automatons mimicking what they think is popular behavior of humans. Fucking bizarre.
>>214988629They seem to try to fit into the stereotypes and you get depressing vids like that and it does the opposite of what she wanted. She was the quirk chungus meme, its like she theres no self awareness there. Her bf looks tired and annoyed, his body language shows he wants nothing to do with her stupid shit. But its fed by other quirk chunguses, and we all the type, what they like and act like. But it eas just an exaggeration for a chuckle, then we see this shit in real life and see how fucking annoying being around her would be. >ah, off from work, grab me a beer sit down, watch some t->UH OH ANOM, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, DISNEY DANCE TIME>blasts Disney music and dances like a retard and refuses to stop until you get up and fucking dance
>>214978053sorry, bro. im pretty sure i saced the videos separately but now i can't find them.go left to right.she wanted to treat the relationship like a fucking job, meeting to discuss what happened and what can be improved or some shit.now they're not together anymore and she thinks she's a dyke.
>>214977967The problem is that it does work, which is why they banned it
>>214976801Since when ballbusting became mainstreamAlso filename, kek
I'd like to fuck her in every hole, but goddamn she's annoying.
>>21497686135 and no kids or career
>>214977879>35>young people
>>214976999>>214977201>$1000lol. lmao even. She's wearing a miu miu crochet cardigan. it's last season but the sweater alone is $5,000. here's a similar one on sale now. add another $5 for the skirt and $1300 for the sandals
>>214990087damn, rich people are retarded
>>214990087Too bad she looks like a 68 year old upper class hag in those clothes. Absolutely insulated from the real world she just buys expensive clothes. Even Kate Middleton has more sense and is frequently wearing stuff from H&M and Zara etc. which looks much better and age appropriate.
>>214990087Pretty fucking ugly too.
>>214984410We live in a matriarchy, that's why.
>>214984742She was surprisingly good in suicide squad, I honestly thought she'd be shit
>>214984774>no bulgehe's gay
>>214976889same but ironically>>214989514hopefully this means we get more good content. the Brazilians have been slacking the past few years
>>214977879Well, it doesn't say she's young
>>214989514She kicked Conan in the balls before
>>214989979hagbros…how does she look so sh but still so cute too
>>214977864I remember that anons, after the first video, talked about how great chungus girls were and them being wife material. kek
>Be Emma Watson, worldwide millenial crush & sex icon. Rich, hot, famous actress.>35 years-old without a husband and bun in the oven.This level of fumbling It is indescribable. How off-putting must her personality be for this to happen?That's like being Jacob Elordi with suitcase full of money not getting laid in a brothel.
>>214992234>still simping this hardyou're brown.
>>214992316I wonder this too. She also has been through a platoon of boyfriends and dicks, and still nothing? Very strange.
>>214990087thanks /fa/
>>214992316>>214992360How many wives and children do you have anons?
>>214977863There are no "chads" to women that famous and wealthy. They want someone above them in those categories.
>>214993228It's sad that many women price themselves out of the dating market. It's not even their fault that they don't feel attracted to men below their socioeconomic status. It's just how their biology works. I just wish more of them would take that into account when pursuing certain careers, so that they don't feel disappointed later in life.
>>214976801Never got the hype around Emma Watson. I have 2 cousins that look just like her. She's very plain.
>>214993419>I have 2 cousins that look just like herPut in a word for me
>>214992234Hags can still be cute. A lot of it is personality. If you ever see Emilia in interviews, she's very sweet and it makes you feel bad all the times you made fun of her acting/weight/walling on /tv/. Emma does not have a cute personality--even though she's trying so hard in the op webm she comes off fake af
>>214993228Athletes. e.g. Travis Kelce to Taylor Swift
>>214993419It's even worse for me. She looks just like my uncle. It's freaky.
>>214993642I want to fuck your uncle
>>214993657I'll let him know.
>>214993507Emilia is great. Did she manage to push out a few sproglets like she hoped?
>>214993116I'm not a 10/10 rich famous woman. It's not comparable.
>>214990099when you get to that level of money, you realize there's not much to actually buy. the coolest cars you can buy are like $5m tops, and they aren't paid in one lump sum but with a low rate loan you get using your wealth as collateral + they're collectible so they rise in value anyway + you avoid paying taxes this wayalso attractive celebrities don't pay for clothes. they're walking advertisements for clothing brands.
>>214985384That's a funny concept like imagining Emma Watson finally meeting a guy and he's like this guy who just constantly tones her down but she remains very brazenly feminist. So its always just fuel for the husband to put her down and make endless jokes.Emma Watson find a sitcom role like that and I think you have a big hit.
>>214977967It was allowed because it was supposed to prove that gays are unchangeable. It didn’t prove that as it was making gays turn straight, so it “didn’t work” and was banned. In fact, I believe the reason was because the converted gays were committing suicide at a high rate…similar to trannies. Really heats up the hazelnuts.
>>214976801>>214977879who cares about this bossy annoying w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶, err, thing.
emma wonjk lost
>>214976861Deprived of Harv cock made her go insane
>>214993571Doomed. Check their net worth disparity. That plus she’ll be making music and will be eating the spotlight forever, while in about 2 years he’s over the hill and out. She threw away the trad southern country life to hedonmaxx in NYC as a pop star. No fuckin way she’s going to give it all up to pump out kids and bake pies for her football boy for the rest of her life. They’ll be tearing her door down and dragging her out to shows and events, while her husband will be forgotten in less than a year when he’s out of the game. You think he’s going to sit with the kids and change diapers and momaxx while his wife travels the world and lives like she’s 22 for the rest of her life? Sorry but that will never happen. He’ll go full Arnold mode and fuck the goblina housekeeper, or she’ll just drop him because he’ll barely be above the anons tay tay used to post with on /b/.
>>214993893>the coolest cars are $5 mil topsLmao what? They go way over that, what the fuck are you even talking about?
>>214994385No they really don't. i guarantee w/e gay shit you're about to post is not cool at all. mclaran f1 is the only one i'll give you. You can very easily get an F40 or F50 for $5m
>>214982250>>214982228lol. shed fit right in the harry potter verse wouldnt she?
>>214992316>>214978224>herpes
>>214984774>there is 100% chance she is spreading her asshole on her brothers legWhat did she mean by this?
>>214978430Emma already knows that she craves cock, there's no point to even attempt a lesbian phase. Plus look at what happened to Ellen Paige.
>>214994108What did they do at those places? Bring in strippers and shit for the fags?
>>214976801>>214976861>no eggs>making wine aunt shows
>>214976801>haha misandry's so cute and funnyHer male fans are mentally ill and beyond pathetic.
>>214996131Cock and ball torture isn't any more misandric than anal rape is misogynistic.
>>214996342she's crushing things that represent male body parts, my simp. that's not comparable to anal sex.
>>214976801>iced balls>clearly and obviously ice cubes??
>>214976861I was too late… I’m sorry Emma
>>214976861She ran out of work when Big Harv went to jail.
>>214996567Nobody mentioned anal sex doofus, I specifically said anal rape.
>>214990087Imagine having to be a living shill for Prada all the time in 2025. Sorry Emma 2015 just called, they want Hermoine back.
>>214977916Nigga really put in his 2 weeks and quit lmao
>>214984774>shame she didn't have kidsthere is still time at 35and if it's a son he will probably end up posting herewin-win
>>214978430She had a lesbian phase right after Harry Potter why does no one remember this she said in interviews and had it on her Wikipedia
>>214982376I know one of those girls with a slick back hair, her hairline is literally on top of her head. I’m talking Jude Law.
>>214987282Sir, I’ll have you know you are talking to a public sperg out professional.
>>214987755SHE ACTUALLY HAS AN ASS?
>>214990189Kate Middleton should be the template on how all women should dress.
>>214993228My mom is like this, but the problem is the guys that make more don’t want a business partner they want an 18 year old Victoria secret model
>>214997574Pics or it didn't happen
>>214998026I remember it vividly bc it broke my heart as a kid. Stopped having a crush on her right there. My mom even furrowed her brow and told me stop reading Wikipedia after I asked what that meant. Tore the poster off my wall that day.
>>214998138Based innocence preserver
>>21497680110/10 would drink her yeast infection piss
>>214977864>chungusI don't think any of you know what this word means.
Explain
>>214977864>keeping new cat aliveholy fuck man. even stoners with melted brains don't have a problem with keeping their pets alive. wtf
>>214976861She got old
>>214977864Not a chud, but women are fucking weird. Why can't they just suffer in silence like the rest of us.
>>214982192>>214982228I judged her too harshly Emma is officially based. Someone make an Andy and Leyley edit of her.
>>214977879>35>young
>>214998232No, you would not do that. I've had exes with yeast infections (smells like dead fish). For some reason they feel really horny when they get them but I'm like go stay at your Mom's for a couple weeks. Take lots of baths.
>>214980921The only place Emma lives rent-free is Harvey's jail cell LMAO
>>215000248Sometimes I think I'm gay because vaginas repulse me. I don't like women's vaginas, I don't like their personalities... shit, maybe I AM gay.
>>214993419Most of it's because she was pedobait.
>>214978009anon just tell us about it
>>214990099anon she probably didn't pay for any of that, even low-level influencers get paid to wear brands
>>214990189>Even Kate Middleton has more sense and is frequently wearing stuff from H&M and Zara etcBut those are trash though? I'd rather thrift shop than wear those (maybe it's different for women's clothes I guess)
>>214976801All that pent-up anger. Poor girl is slowly losing her mind.
>>214976861Jews. Idk.
>>214976861Harvey Weinstein got ousted from Hollywood
>>214994108So it didn't actually work but instead made these homos want to kill themselves?
>>214977864>The chungus energyLol'd
>>214998431That night, Abramovich and his wife would play with their new toy.
>>214976861She was whoring herself to Harv but then he got clapped up.
>>215000489He lives rent free in her little bimbo brain.She misses the way Harvey used her as a piece of meat.
Emma's dumbness is adorably cute. The more she tries to sound intelligent, the more stupid she comes across
>>214977879"everything is violence except for actual violence, which is fine"
>>214977879You know for such a miserable person she's got some crazy pronounced laugh lines
>>215003945That's from vacuum sucking all the cock
>>215003982Oh, I see. I wouldn't know since I don't make a lot of threads.
>>214977200adrenochrome withdrawals
