>Actually, there is no alien colonization. It was all just the military.LMAO. Kill me now...
>>214978532The revival is not canon and there should have been a movie about the actual invasion in 2012.
>>214978532>until the next layer is revealed
They didn't have the balls to go through with Mulder's sister being abducted and murdered by a pedophile serial killer and him concocting all the alien shit as a coping mechanism.
>>214978755Kinda hard to sell that after he went to the loli imouto colony
>>214978532Don't they say in the show that the alien colonization was cancelled because the temperature went up a few degrees? Also hrt and circumcision go hand in hand.
>>214978755It's all a blur to me but what happened when the Smoking Man showed up with Mulder's sister and found out she had kids and a family? Did they forget about it?
>>214978532It would make more sense if it was something they had been hinting at from the beginning and not just something they pulled out of their ass for a cheap cliffhanger.
>>214978792That one makes even less sense when they go "Lol, Mulder's sister was dead the entire time!!" in season 7, despite aliens telling Mulder his sister was alive in earlier seasons
>>214978532It is a sad situation when someone seeks out the wrong knowledge and then finds themselves bamboozled.
>>214978907I couldn’t keep track of it , honestly. Didn’t she even show up as an adult at one point?
>>214978973Yeah and we never heard from her again. Not even from Mulder. At least tell us she was a clone or something.
>>214978935>*Survives a missile to the head*>*Dies from a gunshot*
>>214978878I dunno, it was either a misdirection or a dropped plot point. I honestly forgot.
>>214978532In X-Files:Fight the Future Mulder literally rescued Scully from a city sized flying saucer that launched from underground and flew off into the distance. He climbed down into it and ran around breaking things until he found and rescued her. He didn't imagine it. The shit happened. It was fucking aliens. Fucking fuck Hollywood is cooked.
>>214979868The aliens were real, it is just that the military / CSM stole the technology after Roswell and basically everything after that that you think is aliens was actually military and/or CSM.
>>214979909stfu the military didn't build a city sized flying saucer. That's fucking retarded.
>>214979909>military steal alien technology>loses war in Vietnam>loses war in Afghanistan>goes to the moon>stopsI’ve never understood why if all this secret technology supposedly exists why do they never use it for literally anything at all whatsoever?
>>214979990>>vietnam>>afghanistan>>the moonNone of that shit is real, they use the tech to fuck YOU.
>>214979909I just hapoed to watch the X-Fihes theatrical movie last week because it's free right now on YouTube. It's fucking aliens. Its not a fraud or government military operation. It's fucking aliens. Anything else is retcon. And a massively gay retcon at that.
>>214980031Fuck me how?
>>214980053Probes. It's always probes.
>>214980044I am just telling you what Season 10 and 11 are meant to imply.
>>214979868It also literally shows prehistoric ayys fighting cavemen. I didn't know the US military was around 35000 years ago.
>>214980095They don't count and aren't canon. You can never go back with these things. It's called lightning in a bottle for a reason.
>>214980131kek exactly.
>>214980095Half of season 10 was a dream because Scully was in a coma, she had a really shitty dream given the quality of the episodes
why can't we get an X-Files or Alien+Prometheus remake from scratch instead of the Harry Potter one?Harry Potter originals were perfect and did an excellent job on lore. X-files and Alien completely disembowled their lores and seem like they'll never be fixed
>>214980183I remember nothing besides the werehuman episode
The X-Files is my favorite show of all time and I've still never bothered to watch season 11.
>>214980215HP movies were terrible after the third one
>>214978878That wasn’t her. Or it was a clone. I can’t remember.
>>214980229X-Files was a full on cultural phenomenal back in the day. It was huge and it was awesome. Still I never made it past the second episode of Season 10. It was that bad. I still remember when it came out how Anons on this board were trying to cope that it wasn't complete dogshit.
>>214980131Forget that, don't you remember the alien ship Scully found in Africa that was MILLIONS of years old?
>>214980154I actually thought the second movie got pretty close; for all its flaws I think it could've been a great episode if trimmed down and shifted to focus more on Scully. The look and the performances all felt right to an extent the revival seasons just never managed. In fact that movie is what had me fooled into thinking a revival was a good idea.
just finished S1, starting on S2. I watched S1-9 like 15 years ago back in HS. Rewatching now on my living room TV and it's comfy af. Just wish I started a little later, it would be even comfier if it was chilly and rainy outside but it's not yet.
>>214980571The second movie barely got made. It was a fraction of the budget of the first and you could tell the magic was fading. By Season 10 it was completely gone. All of it.
I stopped caring halfway through season 5 and stopped watching at the first episode of 8.
>>214980215Can't make a modern X-Files, it just wouldn't work. The entire shtick was built upon the technological limitations of the 1990s.
>>214980229The AI episode, where Mulder fails to tip his automated server at an automated restaurant, was decent, but I wouldn't bother with the rest.
>>214980571The second movie isn't that good but the first movie holds up to this day and is still awesome. The opening scene with John Locke just sitting there...it's like holy fuck how high are these stakes to do that?
>>214980229Yeah I wasn't a big fan of the later seasons but the episode where Mulder and Scully run afoul of AI waiters and delivery drones was great, as was the one about Skinner's war buddy from 'Nam and what happened to him.>>214980796>The entire shtick was built upon the technological limitations of the 1990s.You're a fucking moron.
>>214978878Clone
>>214980796The Alexa smarthome episode from season 1 is possible today but other than that I can only think off the head transplant from the movie as achievable in 2025
A modern X Files wouldn't work because the 90s conspiracy culture was fun stuff like Art Bell and "the government is hiding frozen aliens in Area 51" not modern day "the entire government is made up of pedophiles with massive folders of blackmail hanging over their heads."
>>214980992>conspiracy theories in a capitalist modelMaximum market penetration.
>>214979990Because the us military and intelligence agencies are occupiers that hate Americans and America.They did nothing against the foreign invasion by orcs and let hook noses infiltrate all powerful organisations.But then they frame peaceful patriots and militias as terrorists.
>>214980992This.
>>214981156How are they using alien technology to do this?
>>214980892>>The entire shtick was built upon the technological limitations of the 1990s.>You're a fucking moronHook nose shills are low iq and will say anything
>>214980992it wasn't, art bell and the xfiles were disinformation. back in the early days of the internet there was a real problem with people leaking classified information and the government didn't have the people or tools in place to find them and stop them so they decided to flood the internet with bullshit conspiracies to either discredit credible ones or make people forget. unfortunately many of those conspiracies have now come to fruition such as the nwo, manufactured pandemics, vaccines used to control people, false flag terrorist attacks, ai eventually controlling the internet. we were warned, we already lost
>>214980992You never read the books.They detail plenty of the murders the gubberment committed to cover up drug and human trafficking tied to warzones like Vietnam and south America
>>214981210You said they would have used alien technology to help America.I proved they hate America and wouldn't.Explain yourself instead of non sequiturs
>>214981327okay… whatever jeetbot
>>214981291Ancient aliens is based on books written in the 90s. My friend had chariots of the gods
>>214980992Kamala lost though?
>>214981345>Durka durHook noses are low iq.They can't explain the buzzwords they use or even their own questions and arguments.Remember that when dealing with these bad faith actors
>214981380>enter x-files thread>reply to a bunch of random posts talking about jews and using reddit debate terms>accusing others of doing what they’re doing yeah there is no way people aren’t paid money to do this
>double linebreak between greentext and regular textStab posters who in the back of the neck and have a gasmask on.
xfiles is an English language television show
>>214981380The hook nose is kvetching because he saw how ugly his nose is in the mirror and realises he lost control of the thread.Some more truth bombs for friends.Notice shills use hate slurs for groups they want us to fight in wars; but cry whenever you bash the real enemies of hook noses and orcs.Seriously, they are the worst of the worst making and other slurs moot in comparison.Also notice they never say anything positive for Christian Caucasian menNuke kike-rael Christ is king
>>214978891>it would have made more sense if it was good writing instead of bad writingwow
The hook nose shill has thrown out plenty of stupid responses.You can't blame him, really.He is inbred and low iq.Hook noses get everything from nepotism and are jealous of others because we have beautiful noses
Bot is malfunctioning lol
>>214981485FuckAllForeignInvadersAnd HookNoses
the mythology was always garbage
>>214981612FAFIAHN? What a dumb acronym
>>214978532not a bad idea in theoru, military psyops are more on trend than aliensobviously didnt work but
>>214981681I wish people would stop thinking the government and military is composed of 180IQ 4D chess masters when they’re all the literal midwits too dumb to make it in the private sector
Look at the insults the jew shill is trying now.Lol. No one cares about that stupid shit when we know mossad is behind the Pdf file rape rings. satan's chosen people sure are low iq
>>214979961How does she do it
>>214980992What if the some of the pedos or blackmailers are aliens? Or the raped kids are actually aliens and it ushers in some sort of Childhood's End societal collapse/progression
>>214981919Prime bong genes. Same as Elizabeth Hurley.
>>214981979>they actually found a flying saucer buried in Gaza and need to clear it out to excavate
>>214980229it's pretty cool when they have a very blatant Alex Jones character red pill everyone
>>214981351you mean 1960's
Doggett was the best agent, and you can't tell me differently.>skeptical>yet willing to entertain the unexplained and accept it at face value>didn't let personal stuff influence him>short and sweet time in the series>full character arc
>>214982416I like the hitchhiker episode and the one played in reverse order with the black guy , but other than those meh
>>214982416That episode with the kid that would make sketches that could manifest into reality was underrated.
I have rewatched the series maybe 5 time i stop once the Terminator showed up and skipped most of the maulder sister episodes
>as of right now, I am Officially reopening the X-Files
>>214980992Boomers ruined conspiracies by believing literal foreign propaganda they read on social media
>>214978532I just started watching it for the first time in order. IDK it's pretty comfy so far. Even the less episodes are miles better than most slop nowadays.
>>214983377That’s what conspiracy theories always were
>be me>spend 10 decades harboring esoteric knowledge about the juice >outcast if I dare tried>fast forward to now>normies regularly posting to kill all kikes in Instagram comment threads >normies talking at work about "isn't it funny how...">mfw find it cringe now and might become pro-semitic
>>214983740This literally happened to me. go for it based fargoth poster. Its refreshing. <3 me some mossad and Bibi
>>214983293I forgot what show it was, but he's in an episode where he plays a beta dad trying to be a badass by shooting at shitty drivers on the highway. Then the news talks about him on tv and he tries to hint at his family he's the shooter. At the end of the episode the police finally find him and it turns out his family was dead the entire time and he was just coping.
>>214978532Reminder this show never named the jew
>>214980495Covered in religious scripture
>>214980682>The second movieThat bizzare fucking cast
>>214983293Kill yourself faggot scum
>>214982416Doggett is underrated asf. He genuinely is refreshing when you're binging through it.
>>214984514Criminal minds
>>214984534wrong
>>214984534remember that episode where that jew makes a literal golem and it starts choking mulder
Y'all muss be da guv'mint people
>>214978532As a zoomer I've watched a lot of X-Files episodes but have never watched it from start to finish. Is it worth it? I love the monster of the week episodes but am scepitcal to get invested in the show due to the mythology.
>>214985531The golem's fiancee was super cute.
>>214985686>As a zoomerFuck yourself
>>214980229It's fucking trash. Major characters die for no reason on bullshit cliffhangers.
>>214985686The mythology is actually great but falls apart after season 5 because Chris Carter never really had a plan where to take it all. I think they were pressuring him to keep the show going, too, so he (quite literally) set the mythology arc on fire but had to return to it periodically. Then Duchovny got tired of doing the show, left, then came back for a very mediocre series finale which is then completely undone by the new seasons.
>>214985892Shut the fuck up reddit
>>214985907Which part was reddit, ranjesh?
Aren't demons, souls and most religions real too?Do the aliens ever interact with the spiritual side?
>>214986008>spoon feeding >faggot brackets
>>214986117I interacted with your sister's cunt