What am I in for?
home alone kid being a good son
>>214980144it's a pretty kino flick
>>214980144a shopping mall shoe salesman could afford a house like that in 1990
>>214980144it's a good thriller
>hey anon.......
>>214980144not home alone
>>214980144Home Alone if Kevin was evil and Elijah Wood is his good step brother Kevin is trying to gaslight and murder. This movie is where We Need To Talk About Kevin got it's title from.
Uhhh…problematic, much?
>>214980144home alone meets problem child
>>214980586>We Need To Talk About Kevinwow i'm certain i've seen that but i can't recall a damn thing about it
>>214980144He gets stung by a bee and dies.
>>214980616This movie would be rated R nowadays from this scene alone
>>214980621john c reilly gets murdered via bow and arrow
I’m a big fan of the other poster
>>214980144His mother pushes him off a waterfall. It was a pro-choice allegory.
>>214980748that's not what happens
>>214980641Fuck you hook noses.Tobacco is nothing compared to the vices of the foreign invasion and sex edu-grooming.Tobacco was one of the few industries controlled by Caucasians
>>214980144Strong first and second act with an okay third act and a bit of a weak cop-out ending. The coastal setting is comfy.
High order kino
>>214980616Smoking is based.What are you? Some kind of weak ass hook nose?
>>214981757?
Culkin's dad was a schizo on the set for this and every movie I guess. He threatened to pull Mac out of Home Alone 2 if he wasn't allowed to do this movie so they replaced the original kid with him.it actually made good money though and was Culkin's last hit
>>214980144The ending was dumb. It should have ended with the mom saving them both, and sending her son to a mental institution, or something.
>this is the anon i was tellin you about...
>>214981946why?
I remember seeing this movie when I was a kid and it fucked me up.
>>214980144Joker in child form. Too bad the Dicap hype buried all kid actors' transition to adult roles
>>214981975yeah i was always fucked up when i saw kids die when i was around their age. Lord of the Flies, Maximum Overdrive, IT, etc.
So was he just born evil? He had great parents, a nice home, and normal siblings. What the fuck happened?
>>214982013You know psychopaths exist in real life too, right anon?
>>214982126yeah but normally when it's a child it's because of extreme abuse
>>214982215What if a ghost abused him?Invisible, he could never prove it. The perfect crime.
>>214982362>>>/x/
>>214981956>Poor Anon. He's thinking about the end. He's had enough of this terrible life.
>>214980144A depressing and dramatic film.
>>214982215That's not true at all.
>>214980144>ME OWN SUN>A FOOKIN GOOD BOY
i just remember Culkin having some sort of gun that shoots bolts and he lights up some dog
>>214980658In typical /tv/ fashion you've recited the most edgy thing you could think of when it's the least memorable thing about the movie.
>>214981631smoking fags is chinamen that need clean air in beijing and retardslung cancer is ass
>>214983115I wanted that bolt gun so much as a kid.
>>214980144one of the biggest career mistakes of the 90s
>>214981631>Smoking is based.It was until a certain government decided to irradiate the earth and turn tobacco along with several other plants that uptake a lot of minerals from the soil into cancer factories.
>>214984149how is that edgy? john c reilly is one of my favorite actors and that part fucked me up. also was a huge moment in the movie because it was the realization of what he was going to do next
is it sh0ta kino
>>214981554yup, jews not being in control of big tobacco is the reason why its so regulated in the west. nicotine improves focus and critical thinking
this is the movie that convinced the culkin sister that she hated acting. she was pretty bad in the movie and never acted again
>>214984609nah, it made money. people turned on culkin when he wasn't the funny cute kid anymore and grew up for richie rich and getting even with dad.
>>214980144>movie named good son>not good son at allbravo
>>214980144>"The Good Son">he's actually a pretty terrible son in most objective senses of the wordFalse advertising.
>>214980144We must be gooder sons.
>>214980144Macaulay Culkin and Elijah Wood are so good they carry the movie. Most of the movie is just the two kids hanging out and not much happens, but the acting is so good that there is constant tension and it keeps being interesting.If they didn't get two great child actors this would just be boring slop.You can't make kinos like this anymore because good child actors don't exist.It's crazy how in the 80s and 90s you had these legendary child actors who have 100 great movies under their belt. But now a child actor will do one movie and before you even know it they are already an adult and too old to play these roles.How the fuck did child actors do this much work in the past?
>>214986105the two boys are fighting each other and roll off the cliff with the mom grabbing them both. she has to make a choice because she can't physically bring them both up. her son tried killing her minutes before after she found out he killed her other son. still a hard decision but that's the point
>>214980144So, is Good Boy a sequel to this?
>>214987012kek
>>214987012Are you implying that you think you have a dog for a son because you fucked a dog that went on to have puppies?
Hey, it's that guy from half in the bags.
>>214980144i wanted to see macaulay culkin buttfuck elijah wood
>>214987140my neighbor's dog is sexy hot
>>214986194How the fuck did child actors do this much work in the past?I would guess it'd have something to do with not being buried in their phones all day and living more in the moment
>>214980144The ending predicts the career trajectory for both Elijah Wood and MCall.
>>214987648So I take it you have never heard of books and your own affluenza prevents you from considering any time wasting pastime other than your phone?
>>214987812Fr?
>>214980144The culkinator does it again.The culkster cannot be stopped.
>>214980144Miscast bullshit
>>214982215>Evil rich selfish parent that abuses workers and cleaning lady>Noo the boy can't be bad if he is blonde rich and have luxurys, he must be humble hardworking as his father
I remember seeing this and North around the same time. Pretty interesting moviesBoth Wood and Culkin were great actors. Culkin's character makes your skin crawl at times
