FACT
>>214980935Yeah, I agree. Anything else u wanna discuss?
I hate that basically all the characterization we half for moody, which is apparently on brand for him, wasn't even him.
>>214981231suck my basilisk, potter
>>214980935How dare anyone stand where he stood.He was the best.The absolute fucking best.
>>214981232Yeah it really bugged me as a kid. I wasn't a harry potter fan but got drug to the movies with my cousins so he was one of the few characters I actually was intrigued by. Then its all a huge cock pull.
>>214981232Then gets killed off-screen
>Brendan Gleeson gets infected and literally turned mad by a drop of blood in his eye, in 28 Days Later>Brendan Gleeson is later cast as MAD EYE MoodyCOINCIDENCE?
>>214981232Yup it retroactively ruins most the book and robs Harry of one of his only semi competent authority figures/mentors all in the name of le epic twist.
>FACT
>>214981232>>214981450>>214981492me too, bros. I actually liked the guy that barty was pretending to be and I was disappointed when the movie ended
>>214980935>Need to get rid of the hyper competent minion otherwise your protagonist doesn't have a chance.If Crouch doesn't get the kiss at the end of book 4 instead is sent to Azkaban resulting in him being freed in book 5, Voldemort wins.Prove me wrong
How come Dumbledore didn't detect him?
>>214982281Fake answer: He was that good of an actor.Real answer: Dumbledore wanted him to succeed because Voldemort using Harry's blood to resurrect guaranteed his defeat.
>>214982350>sacrificed Cedric in the process and gave Harry PTSD permanentlyWhat a ruthless mofo
>>214980935>best DADA teachers have been a werewolf and two death eatersMaybe Dumbledore should have hired young Voldemort, clearly evil guys make amazing teachers.
>>214982413He really was. Even Snape calls him out for it.
>>214982413Harry's generosity is what killed Cedric
>Slytherin>does the tongue flick like he's blinking
>>214982413i think his brother had a similar opinion of him as well
>>214980935Did they purposely make him to look like Rooster Cogburn?
>>214982413you don't get to be one of the worlds strongest wizards by being a goody two shoes
>>214982413A lot of fags are cold blooded. See Jeffrey Dahmer
>>214984075YesI think JK was making a point that "um actually traditional masculinity is bad" by having the coolest older male character turn out to be a bad guy in disguise. But retards will pretend she isn't woke just because she's right that trannies aren't women.
Woman writing.
>>214984620JK just hates men
>>214981231Uh... you watch the game last night?
>>214984665and White people. She began black Hermione
I want to get into the Harry Potter franchise before the show. Do I have to start with Fantastic Animals movies (don't remember if that was the title)?
>>214982350He didn't know Moody was Crouch. He didn't know that Harry would be teleported to a ritual for Voldemort to regain a body. He did know that Harry had to try himself and face challenges, and he knew that the prophecy meant that Voldemort and Harry would be linked to life in probably more ways than one, so he was happy when he learned that Harry was like triple-linked to Voldemort, but I doubt he would have wanted it to go down exactly like it did.
>>214984741Watch the original movies.
>>214981232JK should have had the real Moody tutor Harry if he was to be in the Order.
>>214984716No she didn't she just cucked to whoever was casting the gay non-canon play.
>>214984665Which is funny since she made her fortune writing about a boy wizard.
>>214980935definitely fact.
Being a wizard/witch is hell>have to hide from Muggles, whom you consider subhuman but they're not since they have real science shit and everything else your world does is cope>your best job is working for the Magic gubmint
>>214984620I think you're reading too much into it. The point you propose doesn't make sense since the disguise and act were based on the real Moody. It'd be more likely if the Moody disguise was just an entirely fake persona instead.
>>214984741none of the crap put out is worth watching or reading aside from the main series
>>214984749his plan was probably that Harry would have time to graduate and become an auror and then they would hunt down the horcruxes (which would be easier when he has the legal authority to do this). after they destroy the horcruxes they just track down Tom and have Harry no diff himand quite frankly this would've worked if Harry wasn't allowed to compete in the triwizard cup since then voldy never gets his strength back in time
>>214985785nah it's comfy you don't even need a job really if you get good enough
>>214985785some of them lived with muggles and you could probably become wealthy just bamboozling them all the time>yeah ill paint your house just go stay in a motel for a few days>use magic to paint the entire house in 20 minutes>thatll be 500 pounds innit
>>214986910or a toilet
BARTYCROUCH….…JUNIOR
BARTYCROUCH….…NIGGER*everyone gasps*