You’re stranded on Mars. Now what?
>>214984166Form the Martian Socialist Commune and wait for hundreds of thousands of suckers and losers come flooding in to worship me
>>214984166Jerk off
Eat da pootatoes
>>214984166Science all over myself
wouldn't do anything, i would listen
>>214984166AAAA I CANT BREATHE
If they are using a non renewable resource to propagate your mother then they can just stand around on Mars and fling rocks..
>>214984166Where the red women at?!?
jump as high as i can aiming for earth (preferably north america)
>>214984166say the n word
>>214984166you can see some shrubs in that photo
>>214984166just walk through the door of the face on mars and fly into the unknown
>>214984166I'm pretty much stranded on earth already so there's no big change
>>214984166Find all the Mars treasure they were keeping from me.
>>214984166Start destroying everything with explosives and a sledgehammer
>>214984827This. Lay around. Eat food out of a space toothpaste tube. Jerk off. Yell into the void. Contemplate suicide. Jerk off.
>>214984166Science the shit out of it
start eating the ice
>>214984166Kill myself. God put us on earth for a reason. To leave earth is blasphemy.Also, I'd be the first person to die on Mars.
>>214984790Sweet I love me some Ice Cube mars kino
>>214985182That's a different movie, Ghosts of Mars.
>>214984166>jacques off
>>214984166be the first man to have gay sex on Mars
>>214984166Pawn my watch.
>>214984166Open my mind and start the reactor.
>>214984166BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!
>>214986076That show was so fake that wasn't even his piss but the stuntmans piss he drank.
>>214984166Use nuclear power to make nitrogen to fertilize the soil, and find a fun place to take a dump on.
>>214984166I painfully suffocate
>>214984955If you gave people a free pass to enter space from the afterlife because the planet or body doesn't hold enough gravity to keep the soul on the ground and rebirthing until it finds itself.
>>214984166Immortalise myself in human history by painting a gaint self portrait of my face in cum across the face of the planet like Neil from Art Attack.
>>214986178It was actually my mom's piss
>>214984344The internet is down. NASA didn't let you bring any porn. Now what?
>Man, I wish I was at home touching myself.
>>214986941>he doesn't know how to use his imagination Normal people can think of pretty pictures and scenarios in their heads.
>>214984955There are already ghosts there, hehehe.
>>214984166can i have some beer?
>>214984166Join Ice Cube to fight some heavy metal ghosts
>>214986987Really? You can just conjure a sexy lady out of nowhere and get hard to her?
>>214987134lmao
>>214987134and some twisting..https://youtu.be/w9aYYYtG08I?t=59
>>214986987>>214987160Answer me.
