ah yes, a Japanese man
>>214987403Maybe watch the movie retard
Moral of the movie: White men are better at everything, even at being a Samurai.
>kills a japanese man>goes to live in his home>uses his armour and sword>fucks his wife>his sons look up to himkekhas a movie ever humiliated an entire race of people more than The Last Samurai?
>>214987403i made my sister watch this and she was so bored kek
>>214988100It's time.
>>214988088Okay, lets unpack this post.>The samurai were the good guysThey weren't. The caste system of pre-modern japan greatly favored them and they were fighting to keep it.>He fucks the wifeHe just doesn't. She hates him at first and the best he gets by the end is "you alright, white boy".>His sons look up to himThey don't. At best they think it's funny that he manages to learn 2 sentences of their language, which are "More rice, please".
>>214987403Imagine The Last Samurai but it was an Indian instead of a White man.Kek
>>214987403The pleb take is that Katsumoto was the last Samurai, but it was Cruise
>>214987403It's been years since I saw this movie and I don't really remember it, but I did live in Japan for a bit and japs seemed to love it.
>>214988240>pajeet is shipped to Tokyo to work in a konbini>in his first week is beaten up for groping a woman>somehow learns about the Samurai and their ability to abuse the lower classes without retribution>realizes this would be a great way to sexually assault women>goes on his epic quest to become a samuraiI'd watch it.
>>214988366>I did live in Japan for a bitWhy did you live in Japan?
>>214988619Born there
>>214988278How is cruise a samurai? He is not a noble or holds any fief in japan You may say he is a spiritual samurai at best
>>214988635Why were you born in Japan, smart-ass?
>>214988674He was the last clan member so inherited that whole village
>>214987403>ah yes, a Japanese man
>mfw the noble Samurai lost so many duels against Western chads that their Emperor-chan forbade them from fighting Europeans
>>214989281the ainu do look like that
>>214989281Why'd they introduce this random Japanese guy in the middle of the movie? He never shows up again
>>214988240They could do the reverse, make.a.movie about the japanese.becoming buddhists after visiting india
>>214988689That was someone else, although if an American says they're born in a former axis country there's a good chance their parents were in the military. >>214988619For fun. I took a Japanese language course in Uni and part of it was a trip to Japan. I really liked it and wanted to go back so I went over doing to English teaching meme intending to find some better job while I was there. Some family members fell ill and I came back to take care of them.
>>214989281
the last nigga on earth, starring tom hanks
>>214988278The pleb take is that "samurai" was used as singular in the title and not plural.
>>214989858>nouns generally function both as plural and singularNihongonese truly is a refined context-based language.... We should buy their cars and radios