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ah yes, a Japanese man
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>>214987403
Maybe watch the movie retard
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Moral of the movie:
White men are better at everything, even at being a Samurai.
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>kills a japanese man
>goes to live in his home
>uses his armour and sword
>fucks his wife
>his sons look up to him
kek
has a movie ever humiliated an entire race of people more than The Last Samurai?
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>>214987403
i made my sister watch this and she was so bored kek
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>>214988100
It's time.
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>>214988088
Okay, lets unpack this post.

>The samurai were the good guys
They weren't. The caste system of pre-modern japan greatly favored them and they were fighting to keep it.
>He fucks the wife
He just doesn't. She hates him at first and the best he gets by the end is "you alright, white boy".
>His sons look up to him
They don't. At best they think it's funny that he manages to learn 2 sentences of their language, which are "More rice, please".
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>>214987403
Imagine The Last Samurai but it was an Indian instead of a White man.

Kek
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>>214987403
The pleb take is that Katsumoto was the last Samurai, but it was Cruise
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>>214987403
It's been years since I saw this movie and I don't really remember it, but I did live in Japan for a bit and japs seemed to love it.
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>>214988240
>pajeet is shipped to Tokyo to work in a konbini
>in his first week is beaten up for groping a woman
>somehow learns about the Samurai and their ability to abuse the lower classes without retribution
>realizes this would be a great way to sexually assault women
>goes on his epic quest to become a samurai
I'd watch it.
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>>214988366
>I did live in Japan for a bit
Why did you live in Japan?
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>>214988619
Born there
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>>214988278
How is cruise a samurai? He is not a noble or holds any fief in japan
You may say he is a spiritual samurai at best
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>>214988635
Why were you born in Japan, smart-ass?
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>>214988674
He was the last clan member so inherited that whole village
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>>214987403
>ah yes, a Japanese man
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>mfw the noble Samurai lost so many duels against Western chads that their Emperor-chan forbade them from fighting Europeans
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>>214989281
the ainu do look like that
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>>214989281
Why'd they introduce this random Japanese guy in the middle of the movie? He never shows up again
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>>214988240
They could do the reverse, make.a.movie about the japanese.becoming buddhists after visiting india
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>>214988689
That was someone else, although if an American says they're born in a former axis country there's a good chance their parents were in the military.
>>214988619
For fun. I took a Japanese language course in Uni and part of it was a trip to Japan. I really liked it and wanted to go back so I went over doing to English teaching meme intending to find some better job while I was there. Some family members fell ill and I came back to take care of them.
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>>214989281
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the last nigga on earth, starring tom hanks
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>>214988278
The pleb take is that "samurai" was used as singular in the title and not plural.
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>>214989858
>nouns generally function both as plural and singular
Nihongonese truly is a refined context-based language.... We should buy their cars and radios



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