>Paul Bohill arrives at the door of your flat>"I've got a high court writ..."What do you do?
Surrender me tele.
"I've got some lead you can claim BLAM BLAM BLAM"
>>214987586Your plan is to yell "BLAM BLAM BLAM" at him?
inshallh this is for my old company which is bankrupt and was actually my twin brothers who is in pakistan
>>214987580oi that's me deds telly innit
oh you're looking for Muhammad? yes that is my name, but it also my cousin's who lives here and works the same job. no he is not here right now, that is my brother in law also named Muhammad that also lives here.
>>214987554>put mouth a little bit outside bedroom window>"fuck off"
>>214987554Its the Lotus F1 episode
I turn off all the lights and sit down on the floor and silently cry until they leave
>>214987554I would never be in that situation in the first place because I'm not a broke bitch. I have 700k in savings & investments.
>>214987833can I have 10 grand
>>214987554>*incoherent african click clack noises*>*small army of african neighbours shows up to fight*
>>214987840Hmmm... No.Because I believe you will buy booze and drugs with it.
>>214987833Lend us a quid for the bus you nonce
>>214987937why do you care what he does with the money?
>>214987989Because if anyone's gonna spend 10k on booze and drugs it's gonna be me
Rape him.
>>214987937Will you buy me 10 grand worth of booze and drugs then?
>>214987937just let him get wasted you son of bitch you can afford it
>>214987554dont open the door to start with
>>214987554I get the impression that if you were to put on a wig and say that they're harassing a trans person, they'd freak out and run away. It might not be explicit, but British authorities understand on some level that they're only allowed to fuck with normal white people
>>214987833Spare us a tenner
>>214987554Is that Paul Bohill? I'll be damned. I worked with him in small-claims a lifetime ago. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood. Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created. You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendant. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it.After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was 7AM, and the higher-ups tried to get Paul to cool it with the morning drink, but his record spoke for itself so they stopped bothering him. I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul. "I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!" In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
>>214988091Niche pasta is the best pasta
>>214987554'Ent coming in. Simple as.
>>214987554They are too busy locking up the fathers trying to stop their daughters getting raped by browns
>>214987937I haven't drank in 8 years and don't smoke. I'd use it to fix up me mams kitchen.
>>214987554Shoot him and his TV crew and commit seppuku.
>>214987554Give him some stuff of my own free will. What would he do then? Would he throw it back in my face and break it? I don't know how this stuff works
>>214987833But how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
>>214987554Look at those smug fuckin gnomes
>>214987937Damn you got me. I mean I was gonna pay my bills first. But probably after I went and got a couple beers because you know, it's a big day. Please?
>>214987602You got a loicense to say BLAM BLAM m8?
>>214987554release the weedwacker cord drones
>>214987554I'd give it away...with extreme prejudice
What are the vests for
>>214987554>FACKKKK OFFF!!!!!
>>214990780BOSH!!!!!!!!
