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>Zahara Marley Jolie hasn't had an acting role since 2018
why?
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>that hairline
she somali?
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>>214990524
You just know brad hates blacks and asians but only because of his (((kids)))
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>when you homeschool but quit on the school part 6 months in
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did she shave half her head as a form of protest too?
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>>214990524
> when your mom is a single bpd mom
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why do some black girls have such awful receding hairlines
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>>214990524
She seems to be a complete fucking dickhead.
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>>214991604
I cannot wait for the programming to breakdown in the future so the kids finally write their tell-all books about their psycho mom grooming them.
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You deserve this kind of celebrity and spectacle tv.
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>>214990524
>be shiloh jolie pitt
>be the final boss of hollywood nepobabies
>inherit elite-tier supermodel looks
>could do anything
>enroll in a school where you do IRL fortnite dances all day
what did she mean by this?
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>>214992118
>inherit elite-tier supermodel looks
Have you actually seen her? She got the worst parts of both of her parents. Fucking goblin.
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>>214992118
I can guarantee she has never seen Scarface.
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>>214991646
Traction Alopecia from years upon years of extremely tight hairstyles.
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>>214991996
I revel in it.
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>>214991838
and definitely not a circumcised one either if ya know what i mean
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>>214992188
This. The boys have the sultry looks of Angelina and the girls have Brad's jaw
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>>214991646
why do some white boys have such awful receding hairlines
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>>214993219
omg are you a girl
hi...
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>>214991646
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>>214990524
why is she bald?
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>>214993274
why are they like this?
I drink, smoke pot, barely exercise, and eat like shit and I've got a full head of hair at 30. I've got some grey hairs from stress but that's it.
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>>214993572
Microplastics. They never had a choice
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>>214993611
I imagine it's not just hairlines affected?
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>>214990568
I thought only the males had this hairline lmao
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>>214990524
blk peepoo hair is so weird
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>>214991646
Most of them wear wigs. You have no idea how bad it really is.
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>see your wife entering your bedroom looking like pic related
>"honey, I want to adopt bunch of third world kids and I won't take no for an answer"
what would you do?
and be honest, it's prime Jolie we're talking about
I'd agree with one and only from SEA
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>>214993720
because it's supposed to be fur
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>>214993818
I'd still laugh and say fuck no. I really don't understand adoption when you can have/already have kids but from what I've seen it's mostly narcissistic women who know they're insufferable and that their kids will abandon as soon as possible.

They just want mini mes.
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>>214993818
Prime AJ is pretty mid tier today honestly.
>Rail thin
>Maybe a B cup?
>No ass
Other than the nice DSLs I can't figure out what I ever saw in her desu
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>>214993720
to be fair when wypipo do it it's ten times worse because it's always some unwashed hippie reeking of weed and BO
>>214993880
my friend got 2 own kids and 2 adpoted ones (all white) because they agreed they'd like to give those kids chance for a good life
don't do it, the girl is shy and meek but the boys is a total brat, unless you know the parents well you're playing russian roulette, genetics are real and damn important
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>>214993961
This.
It's just too much of a risk. Also 4 kids? Jesus do these people hate free time or are they extremely well off?
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>>214990524
somali pitt
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>>214993956
>rail thin
>bad
nigger spotted
>>214994054
he has a high paying job and both like kids
stop letting electric jew telling you that kids are bad, they're geniunly happy and 4 isn't that much to handle
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>>214993818
>>214993956
For me, it's Acid Burn.
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>>214994127
Ight damn I retract my statement. But still I'm good on adoption.
>Muh jew
Jews made this economy so fucking bad that it's basically impossible without a high paying job unless you want zero free time. You then have to pawn your kid off to the state to get goyslop education that ultimately turns them into insufferable people. I think 2 is perfect.
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>>214991646
She's Somalian.
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>>214993572
it's random you fucking retard
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no but seriously what the fuck is this hairline, that's some Predator looking shit and that's from her TEENAGE years
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>>214993956
Bad take. There are no attractive millennial or zoomer actresses.
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>“She looks like Brad. It’s funny because she’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s blonde and blue-eyed. I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara, and Pax because they were survivors,” Jolie told Look (via NZ Herald).

>“Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born, I have less inclination to feel for her. I have to do the opposite from what I expected! I met my other kids when they were six months; they came with a personality. A newborn really is this…blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality,” she said.
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>>214994277
Worse take. The fuck are you talking about?
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>>214994312
God this woman is insufferable.
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>>214994312
wtf
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>>214994205
2-3 is perfect, I agree
I am europoor, from the actual europoorland and I know even some low class near-minimum wage families that have 3+ kids and they're doing fine because people used to stay in their towns with all the friends and families to help outone way or another
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>>214994254
Dude just look up black people hairlines. There are hits and misses.
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Shiloh is cute.
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>>214994312
actual evil
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>>214994254
one race the human race
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>>214994312
the least demented leftist
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>>214993956
Completely ignoring the man jaw there
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>>214993818
This version of her face, although better than her in Hackers, is still mid to me. In part because the distance ratio of her eyes and nose are off. The hair is doing a lot of the carrying. The apparel is ridiculous especially with how narrow her hips are.
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>>214994403
I hear you. I'm American and I'd like to give my kids a life that is better or at least equal to what I had. I only have one brother and my family definitely couldn't handle another nor did we want one. Unless you have the 3 within a 5 or 6 year span you're gonna be trying to work on way too many schedules. Kids really are a juggling act and if one falls it's common another falls too.
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>>214993274
I'm 35yo and my shit ain't even that fucked yet.
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>>214994312
This is how you turn your daughter into a lesbian.
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>>214991996
This fucking brazilian is such a bad Escobar. jfc
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>>214994510
>Man jaw
It's not wide enough to be a man jaw. I feel like this is said about any women that has a strong jaw line even when they're petite and in no way look manish.
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>>214993274
I hate that fifth nigga, he isn't nearly as bad and he knows it, stop stealing the virtue of the Norwood victims.
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>>214994567
lol
lmao even
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>>214994612
>Keoni
I hate millennials so fucking much
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>>214994612
lesbian, turbowhore or junkie, it's always one of these
at least a performative dyke phase is the easiest to move away from
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>>214994312
Jolie is fucking insane. I had imagined since she had a """trans""" child a crazy black one and they all hate the only normal person in that family, my boy brad.
>>214994612
It is crazy how garbage american pseudo celebrities always look outside and in public. It's like they're always wearing pijamas. There's this paparazzi look only second tier celebrities can produce. I fucking hate it.
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>>214994657
>at least a performative dyke phase is the easiest to move away from
my older sis had boyfriends as a teen and in college, although she went to a super liberal uni. Then she became a "lesbian" and eventually even married a woman, which broke down after 10 years. She's now getting a divorce and is a 43 yo lesbian lol. Of course, she's a "political lesbian" meaning she's not necessarily attracted to women, she just hates men and was convinced she can't fuck them after her liberal indoctrination. Scary world we live in.
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>>214994652
Walk into a mental institution with a cop friend and ask to explain to one of the staff the historical meaning of kino. See who reaches for the gun first.
Shout your waifus name like a Joestar when it do!
>
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>>214994765
Kill yourself.
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>>214991996
oh and do we not fucking know it
>>214993170
>the girls have Brad's jaw
how is that a bad thing exactly?
you a chinlet?
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>>214994312
>it's still real
i have to check every time it's posted

imagine growing up and reading that quote from your own mother
would fuck me up something fierce
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>>214995038
and still she chose to change her name legally to Jolie and drop Pitt from it
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>>214990575
when he was beating up bruce lee he probably was thinking of his son
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>>214994607
I've said that every time I see that stupid video. Typical spic behavior to try and join in.
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That 10 head needs to chill just a little.
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>>214995240
racist
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>>214995436
You have no power here.
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>>214994574
To be fair, not everyone can be Parra
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>>214994887
Ironic that Angelina paid thousands to have a jaw like Brad's.
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The modern day Mia Farrow


>>214991646
It's women in general
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>>214994612
Shiloh couldn't even get herself a hot lez gf.
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>>214995544
She kinda looks like a porn star in a bad way. Like "fine, I guess I'll jerk off to this".
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>>214995659
Exactly
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>>214995436
>racist
back to redbit or Fark you stupid faggot cucksucker anal puppet queerdick assplayboy incelvirgin cuck L M A O haha LOOOl



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