How the fuck do you survive this shit other than hoping you get lucky enough?
>>214992803The soldiers were all fucked on drugs and didn't care for their lives
You don't really have a choice, goy
>>214992803Start doing this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2MLnwLn_r8
>>214993152Why do they all look so low test? I thought it was Da Greatestest Generation
I’d start doing cartwheels and mad backflips all over the beach so the bullets would miss me.
>Approximately 2.8% to 4.7% of Allied troops who landed on D-Day died on that day, as around 4,415 out of an estimated 156,000-160,000 soldiers were killedLmao it wasn't even that bad, certainly not the slaughter arena portrayed in SPR. 95% of coming back home and being forever dicksucked as a war superhero
>>214993398The colorization washes out thier faces a bit, makes them all have baby face. It doesn't help that that ginger string bean is dead center of the frame either.
>>214993398They were on average like 17-20 years old, kids look like that
>>214993285yesbuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOR2KbFbAHU
>>214993398The older you get the younger young adults look. Theres probably a few actual teenagers mixed in there, but they all look like kids to me.
>>214992803yt ppl the type to bring guns to a public beach but then call poc violent
>>214993152When I was a kid these guys looked like adults. Now that I'm 30 these look like actual highschool students
>>214993876These beaches suck anyway, nobody goes there, especially not at that time, it was actually the only time in history where they saw a bit of life.
>>214992803I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>yeah the germans just built a giant castle wall with mines and giant steel tank traps across the entire coast of france(((Historians))) really expect you to believe this happened
>>214993152That's not a landing craft hitting the beach; that's a landing craft of support staff. Look at what they are carrying and their armbands
>>214993152Why was there a smurf in the army
>>214994256you cant land everywherele debarquement de normandie is a true event and thats why grandpa died before meeting my grandma, we miss him so much
>>214993152Man people aged horribly back then
>>214993152>barge with wooden reinforcement>no front plating>barely anyone wears life vests>no waterproofing rifles>picture in broad daylight>soldiers in marching gear instead of combat ready>journalist/photographer on boardNigger, this picture was probably taken on D-Day+7 when they were just ferrying more bodies to normandy. the idea that they had jewish slavemasters on board who shot cowards is laughably retarded.
>>214993152what happens if someone kill the mp?and everyone agrees it was enemy fire
>>214992803If I were the General I would determine that the German army had control of that beach and the strategic advantage and not sent my boys to go and storm it. There was no end goal that even made it worth it anyways.
>>214994210>sit down and listen>get hit by a stray bullet
>>214994289>goy cattle crowded onto literal charnel buckets>"uhhhhh the germans have a super big french sized castle but we're landing you at the safest spot!">unloaded into machine gun fireThe entire "war" was a fabrication. Germany has literally 0 oil fields but somehow supplied an enormous tank force??? New York (((Bankers))) funded and organized both sides in order to create the (((Modern West))) and demolish evidence of Tartaria
>>214992803I would use the barrel of the gun as a snorkel and stay underwater
>>214994388>german sticks finger into your barrel snorkel
>>214992803Omaha beach was only as bad as it was because every other beach had tanks that the soldiers would walk behind as they advanced. Omaha didn’t have that, it was a one-off slaughter that wasn’t typical of an amphibious landing. Also, most of the allies on Omaha were killed by a single German guy. >>214994256It wasn’t the entire coast. It was that specific spot. That’s why the tanks couldn’t land like they did everywhere else.
>>214994371Tartaria never existed, it was just a broad name given to the lands the Tartars were hunting/pillaging in. The Germans got their oils from the countries they invaded and also for the USSR before they backstabbed Stalin.you are believing conpsiracies, WW2 is the most documented event after the rape of Barbara (chris chan mother)
In industrial war there is no hope of survival other than hoping you get lucky. You can keep your head down, know when to move and when not to move, and that's all well and good, but in modern war ducking won't save you from a shell just so happening to land right next to you.
>>214994343you werent sitting down and listening in german
>>214994343that's not really what a stray bullet is lol, people are intentionally firing at you to hit you. a crab on the beach getting shot would be by a stray bullet
>>214994371>enormous tank forceThey didn’t. The US alone had 4x their amount and they used horses quite extensively while the US had the jeep.
>>214994427>uhhhh Germany just spawned infinite oil....or something
>>214994492they got it from antartica mostly its filled with fossile oil, thats why they dont want the world to know about it
>We'd all be speaking GermanI hate this dumb saying. East Berliners didn't start speaking Russian just because the Soviets won there.
>>214994492>Jews manufactured the whole war! And every historical document of war! And every footage of war! And every eye witness of war! Jews can literally predict the future and travel in space thanks to alien tech! Jews have 10000 IQ and live for thousands of years thanks to baby foreskins!
that's completely false
>>214992803Its a movie, what you saw didn't actually happen.
>>214994492They made a synthetic version out of coal
>>214994431getting killed through no fault of your own in wartime has been a regular occurence through all times.marching in formation of a roman legion, a stray rock from some german slingshot could kill you just as easily.or if some raw recruit next to you breaks formation and runs because they got intimidated by big hun cocks. an individual soldier is always exposed and in mortal danger, the only thing you could hope for is group effort and pushing through somehow.
>>214994564Didn't they need their coal for other... purposes?
>>214994524its just a dumb propaganda line to explain to low iqs why winning wars is good>aw gee learnin a new language would be so hard!
>>214994618Not really. That one poster was partly correct. Being constrained on petroleum was a huge factor for the German war machine. It’s one of the reasons why they didn’t field a 4 engine bomber, it’s why they decided to make a handful of really good tanks instead of a gorillion “meh” tanks, and why they used a fuckton of horses. If your alluding to furnaces, you can run those off of bunker oil which is the impure waste product that results from synthesizing high grade aircraft fuel from coal.
>>214994541i finally see the light, thank you /tv/ for making me a nazi
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>>214992803stay home
