Why don't we have television like this anymore?
>>214993084Nose goes in there.
>>214993084It's incorporated into the wrestling itself now
Even super soakers were better back then ffs
>>214993693I don't want to see them wrestle though.
>>214993084Wow i've never seen this before>>214993693This. The women just wrestle with their ass cheeks out now jigglin and bouncin around througout their matches
>>214993732Shit, we had some with like 10-gallon backpacks. All those super soakers could dump like a half gallon of water a second or something stupid like that.
>>214993732There's a direct correlation between super soakers getting worse and an increase in school shootings
>>214993084>>214993693>>214993792Would lick literally all of these.
>>214993958In the 90's after school was out for the summer on the last day, we would all head to the park and have a hige water fight from all school grades. You had people in pickup trucks doing drive-by waterings.
>>214993084>Sign in to confirm your age>This video may be inappropriate for some users.>Sign in>Please provide 2 pieces of government-issued photo IDs as well as your DOB and SSN>I accept and understand that the footage I am about to see is problematic, sexist, sexual, misogynistic, and was recoded in a different era with different moral values.>I also agree that suicide is bad
>>214993084BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING CLEAN YOUR PLATE LIKE I TOLD YOU TO, SEVERAL FUCKING TIMES IN FACT SON
>>214994073basedmy friends and I would cull the locust swarms by blasting their limbs off with super soakers
>>214993084Would be even more kino if the water gun was fired by a woman and they cut out the audience from view
This is exactly the sort of thing Trve Roman senators would call plebeian and awfully noisy. You will never be a patrician if you insist on watching bacchuslop like that.
>>214995717The ancient Greeks would have TOTALLY gotten pro-wrestling. They would relate to the undercard as themselves, like mortals. The uppercard and main event would be the demigods and the authority figures would be the gods.
>>214993732Fun fact, the super soaker was invented by a nasa engineer trying to figure out how to make consistent fluid pressure in freefall. When they were working on the prototype someone realized they had made a badass squirtgun, and they decided to market it.
Hot tamale!
>>214993084i can't believe i used to think this was real when he went on letterman's with kaufman. I was already in my thirties then and should've known better
>>214995717wronghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/KG-vemEgpqQ
>>214993084>Why don't we have television like this anymore?Because Americans are no longer easily amused, knuckle dragging neanderthals.Just kidding. It'll be the jews or something
>>214993084Modern college lit grads don't know how to write captivating kino anymore anon, sad!
>>214993084Because young men and men in general aren't allowed to be horny anymore. It's seen as "toxic" so pandering to the obvious demographic of young horny men is sexist and worthy of assassination. On the flip side, women can be as horny as they want. They can have fifty dildos in their drawer and all over their dresser, they can goon as much as they want, and they get constant female gaze media. It's the typical inversion of norms and morals to make everyone confused and easier to manipulate.
>>214993084modern day "male" wrestling fans dont want to see it
>>214998731Fucking hell! Americans are disgusting.
>>214993084>>214993693vaquer is based but now she got a stupid back of neck tattoo probably at the suggestion of Rhea Manly Ripley
chelsea green is a huge lefty but wears tight shorts and revealing outfits that appeal to the male gaze. so she's alright .
>>214998731Jesus wept...
>>214998731drumpf voters look like that?! lmaoo
>>214993084I dont know man, but it fucking sucks i'll tell you that
>>214998817>>214999117typical male wrestling fans of today
>>214999329I remember when everyone tried to convince me he was the latest wrestling Messiah, and he's a pedophile.
>>214993693moar
>>214999378
Holy fuck no wonder my cousins liked watching this shit growing up, I missed out on a lot of fine shit. Damn.
>>214994189you sound like that fucking giant rooster lmao
>>214999359A trannysupporter is a pedo? Wowzers, I couldnt have imagined that
>>214999430thanks nigga
>>214994101>all that work and you still get ads
>>214993084That woman is far too old for Jerry Lawler to be that interested in her.
>>214999597I'm saying that's what makes fun a pedophile, git
>>214999942*Makes HIM a pedophile
american media is so putrid
>>214996782It's almost like there was in fact some kind of Greco style wrestling.
>>215000124do you think the romans would've been into it too? they always liked a good show
>WWE in 2010Cody Rhodes and CM Punk>WWE in 2025Cody Rhodes and CM Punk
>>214999329Yes, trans rights are human rights, because trannies have all the same rights as everyone else.
Don't fall for the WWE fans who tell you this shit is good again. It's fucking garbage.
Don't fall for the WWE fans who tell you this shit was ever good.
>>214993084Jessica Biel and stacy kiebler 1a and 1b of hottest women of all time.
now youre talking
>>215000778Cameron Diaz
>>215000974only hot for like a 2 year window. you have shit taste
>>214993084you cant have tv that just ashamedly appeals to white trash anymorethat whole era of wwf, jerry springer car crash tv was kino but its never coming back
no one watched wrestling for women.
>>215001069they do now. the top women's wrestlers are unironically better than the men's roster.
>>215001279and thats why wrestling is in the gutter
>>215000778How much cum/semen would that threesome produce?
>>215001524
She needs her panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!! Way up her pussey and Way up her ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down her throat so it make her gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start she's being assaulted but it's made her cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before she passes out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside her! As she lays on her stomach the cum is coming out of all her holes, i'll turn her over and jack off all over her
>>215001601Now way thats not anywhere near enough.
>>215001819
>>215002387That's a little more realistic.
>>214993084We still do...kind of
TELEVISION? MORE LIKE SMELLAVISION
>>215001069>no one watched wrestling for women.this>>215001279>they do nowno they dont. the wwe tried a few years ago to have a female only pay per view and sales were so disastrous they never had another. well until recently. but sales for that one werent any better
>>215001069Of course not. Wrestling fans are massive homos.>Attractive women in sexy outfits? Ewwww! I'm not watching that!>Mostly naked roided-up men? Yes please!
You now remember a young Stephanie McMahon
>>214999430lawdy
>>214993084Women ruined wrestling.Female wrestlers suck and bra and panties matches were when normal people went for a shit.
15 minutes ago
>>214993693This fighting game character aesthetic/angle DOES look sexy as fuck
>>214993084Im sorry your guys let your board be the worst one on 4chan. Fix your own bull shit.
>>215004544Soulless crowd.
>>214993084imagine all the things george clooney ate out of her ass
>>215004743I would eat anything out of Stacy and Jessica Biels assholes.
>>215004868>>215000778based
>>214993084We do, it's just on youtube now.
>>214993084is WWE not like that anymore?
The only thing I wish I enjoyed but don't was I wish I liked wrestling.It seems like fun.>>214998985Look at how many people are there.And they're doing cool flip moves and shit, but man, I just don't care.
>>214993084This is vulgar peasant slop. Why would you want this?
>>215000410It's definitely still erotic
>>215002940Literally still hot as a milf
>>215004544Last flip was sick. I haven't watched since the summer show who is blondie
>>214993084Because wrestling these days is for children and nerds.
ms Hankock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stacy
>>215000778>Jessica Biel
>>214993732>>214993911Yeah its Hasbro's fault. they bought the company and ran them into the ground and now "supersoakers" are under the nerf line as just cheap old water guns. They refuse to use the patented rubber resovoir system which made them so good and just manufacture cheap slop. Hasbro is actually a plague om everything it touches
>>215006106new york band from the 1970s
>>214993084this is like a slavic Easter ritual
>>215006959She's literal perfection
Maryse
>>215002973is that an actual car and just a regular floor on the ring....
>>214999183>drumpf voters look like that?! lmaooThey're not Trump voters. Modern WWE fans:>boo'ed Hulk Hogan at the first Raw on Netflix>cheered when Hulk Hogan died>complain about things like DX going in blackface to parody The Nation back in the Attitude Era>talk about how it's better that women actually wrestle and aren't sexual objects>complain that the McMahon family is MAGAAnd over on AEW their fans>complain about ICE commercials during the show>are constantly bringing pro tranny signs to eventsWrestling fans are nothing but numale bugmen faggots nowadays.
>>215001610Vince...
>>215008636>AEW their fansBlatantly false. those were AEW wrestlers
>>215008709>those were AEW wrestlersUh, no.The Hangman tweeted "I hated those ICE commericals" and AEW fans agreed. And Kenny Omega posed with a trans right sign that a fan in the crowd brought.
>>215008636>responding to an 8-hour old shitposFor shame, anon.
>>215008874THE POST WAS 8 HOURS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
Need her to step on my balls.
>>214993084anyone else bothered by how long and lanky her arms were?
