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Consensus about Nu Trek being gay Edition

Previously on /trek/: >>214978422
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star trek sex with shran
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What sort of underwear is Ezri's pantsu drawer?
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>>214994814
None. Dax has gone commando since the Kurzon days
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>>214994814
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i put Waltz-slop on my workout playlist. it's super effective
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Delta Quadrant sex with Neelix
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>>214995291
but he wont be interested in you, since you're most likely older than 12
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>>214995212
c...cute...
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>>214994814
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>>214995349
If it bleeds he ain't interested.
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>"There were two rapes in it, there was another rape in it that we had to cut out."
What the fuck was his problem?
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>>214995672
>get director who knows nothing about star trek
>he fucks up star trek
many such cases
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To the anon who suggested the next slopera track being Return to Grace, thank you. This was a joy to make.
https://vocaroo.com/1jvGQ2Ha6ZJw
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let me in charge of star trek. i can fix it.
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>>214995800
fucking based
behead all spoonheads
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>>214995793
I was just thinking you should do a dukat on the bird of prey ballad and here it is, fine work anon damn fine work
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>>214995793
Holy fuck this is sick!
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>>214995793
Neat
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>assign someone whos already been court martialed to a dangerous double agent operation
>she has connections to terrorists already
>the mission is to infiltrate the terrorists who have been fighting the people that the terrorists she used to be a part of were fighting as well
>the people who killed tortured her dad in front of her and kill him
>the people who enslaved her entire planet
picard goes full retard in season 7
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>>214994814
There's no underwear in space
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>>214995349
The Klingon who wanted to rape Harry Kim was definitely older than 12.
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gee riker, why does your mom let you have three nacelles
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why do we think females from alien races have pussies?
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>>214999468
because most of them are humanoid and mammal-like
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>>214999468
What purpose could they serve without one?
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>>214999674
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>>214994788
l24matte
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>>214999999
digits
also good Odo episode
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>>214999999
>those digits
>that lineup
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>>214999999
impressive, very nice
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ive been away from the 'trek for a few years now bro
is it time to dip my feet back in
but where to start
Maybe I'm not yet ready. I've rewatched it all too much
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>>215000018
Yeah, I forgot to put /trek/ in the subject, first time I've ever done that

Accidents happen
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>>215000187
You’re getting old unc, trek is a young man’s game
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>>214999999
Trek as a whole may be dead but this general goes on stronger than ever.
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>>214999999
Looks like a pretty good lineup tonight!
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howd this nigga go from stealing his dad's car to the captain of the enterprise
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>>215000179
put on h&i and go one ep at a time. i find i enjoy trek more this way than binging multiple eps in a row
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>>215000219
i love this clip but the gif doesn't have the funny part of McCoy immediately saying "I never say that"
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>>215000233
He stole it figuring if he flew it backwards nobody would notice the extra mileage
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>>215000300
Yeah that was a separate gif on the tumblr I found that gif on. But that part was a web file or whatever or I'd just combined them myself just now.
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TIM RUSS WHAT THE FUCK STOP SHOWING UP RANDOMLY
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>You are in a position to demand nothing, sir. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant ...nothing.
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>>215000468
Now kiss
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>>215000468
she could grant me her pussy on my face
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>>215000179
i have the pluto channels on as background noise 12 to 18 hours a day
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>>214995459
OH FUGGGG
it's a damn shame that women are too fat nowadays to wear lingerie like that well
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>>215000526
anon we like fat women here
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>>215000300
There we go it was worth the five minutes of autism
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>>214999999
Landru approves
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>>215000563
yay
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>>215000563
do you think you could make one of the time Spock finds out Kirk is alive and is smiling
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>did she change her hairstyle?
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>>214999999
>Odo tries to domesticate ONE OF THEM: the episode
Heh, heh, heh.
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Is the Greek gods being an alien race a dumb idea or not?
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>>215000820
It's obviously not in the spirit of the series that would follow, but as far as TOS stories go it's totally fine.
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>>215000674
odo is a traitor.
bashir is a traitor.
obrien is a traitor.
sisko abandoned his pregnant wife.
kira is a slut.
dax is a slut.
worf is a coward.
dukat did nothing wrong.
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>>215000848
aliens that feed on worship and go from planet to planet searching for civilizations at the right stage for exploitation works on every series. its basically the wormhole aliens
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>>215000630
Someone else did it but the quality was so bad. Sadly the 4mb limit here breaks my balls.
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>>215000923
I still love it, thank you
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>>215000911
Except the wormhole aliens don’t seem to derive any benefit from the Bajorans except for them worshiping their space poop. Orbs my ass
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was dukat an evil man?
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I sit at home alone on fridays, but at least i have /trek/. My favorite episode is Duet.
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>>215001408
Is raktajeno good for you?
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>>215001425
Query: How can you be alone when you are part of an online sensation?
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Getting lowkey chills and vibes here
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Is Klingon Raktajino good Bros? How did it become so popular on DS9!?
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>>215001352
>We are of Bajor
It's pretty obvious that the Prophets are the Bajorans in some super-evolved form from the distance future, trapped in a predestination paradox because they no longer perceive time in linear fashion(despite linear time being a well established fact of the series, not a matter of perception, but hey we gotta have our messiah plot).
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>>215001408
>was dukat an evil man?
He was unappreciated.
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always wondered if there's some lore explanation about why all aliens are so human like. Was there was ancient civilization that collapsed and all the different offshoots changed or is it just pure coincidence don't worry about it?
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Cant believe Morn just died
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>>215001629
TNG S7 The Chase
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>>215001552
Favorite Data episode, obv Measure of a man
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>>215001629
humanoid is a really good body configuration simple as
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>>215001629
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>>215001616
Perhaps. They seemed to figure out temporality well enough once the emissary blacksplained it to them, but time loop shit it always just lazy writing
>we didn’t understand linear time before you showed up but we mind controlled your mom into getting knocked up with you before that. What does before mean again? It don’t matter
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>>215001685
To be fair, still a tetrapod with bilateral symmetry. Even on earth we have tons of higher life forms that don't have that. Cnidarians and echinoderms are radial, plus the extinct trichordares or (arguably sapient) cephalopods.
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>>215001727
>tons of higher life forms
Name three. I’ll give you octopi for free, and whales have the same symmetry and basic layout we do
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>>215001795
Ehh I don't think whales really count here, seeing as how they're descended from tetrapoda
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>>214994814
bloomers
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>>215001795
The definition of "higher life form" in the biological sense is that it cannot reproduce alone, so the aforementioned examples (cnidarians etc) would apply.
You are correct in the colloquial definition of "higher" as "sapient" and I actually think cephalopods are bilaterally symmetrical. There's nothing that would have stopped a radially symmetrical animal from evolving to a sapient form.
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>>215001727
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>>214994798
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>>215001902
A GOA'ULD
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>KLINGON DELI
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>>215002394
GabbaGAGHol
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>>214995672
You can never have enough rapes.
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>>214999999
Woah!
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>>215002394
more like klingon DEI
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>>215002394
>OMEGA FORCE
Wait a second, this is from STO!
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>>215002632
There's dozens of us!
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>>215002394
what goes on at the Dominion Embassy? lmal
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>I found the cavern and your people. I'm there right now in the waking world. And it's all going to be destroyed in less than two minutes, unless you deactivate that transmitter.
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>>215002827
i cant imagine it's anything other than a ketracel white dispensary
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>>215000499
she has trailer-park grandma vibes
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>>215002807
This game is overwhelming when you're new and you have no idea what the fuck is going on. I got my Lexington and I'm trying to beamboat but I really have no idea what the fuck to do with my bridge officers, how to get good ones, or anything else.
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>>214995212
Cardassians are English, Bajorans are Irish and the kais are the Catholic Church.
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>>215002904
>Why not? It's the truth, isn't it? Who else meant that much to you?
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>>215000630
Sure, point out the episode number & approximate time range and I'll make a webm. Those have far superior image quality and compression compared to animated GIFs, and can be posted here.
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>>215002938
>Sure, point out the episode number
holy shit kill yourself
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>>215002938
Really, anon? S2 episode 1 Amok time, at the end
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>>215002910
Yeah, I just came back to it after being a while for awhile. BOffs kind of pissed me off for a while, heres the thing: Each BOff has 4 inherent traits that are determined when you first roll them, if you're looking for specific BOff traits (like I was), then you have to keep rolling them until you find them. The tier of the trait is upgraded when the BOff is upgraded, I think, including the elite upgrade. There's a vendor in ESD that sells basic bitch BOffs, (as well in new romulus, if you need Romulan BOffs). You can buy basic training manuals to teach them skills that you want them to have, some you need to craft or buy on the exchange if you can't craft. If you have any other specific questions can I try to help.
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>Picard, call me. you can buy me dinner.
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>>215001629
Should’ve been just coincidence, vut then >>215001641
happened.
>It was all actually a plot by the female Changeling to prepare the Alpha and Beta Quadrant races for worshipping the Founders.
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How much sex crime could you get away with on Voyager do you think? Like if you were jerking off on people’s legs. They don’t have the resources or manpower to spare on imprisoning someone for a minor infarction
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>>215002827
It’s probably full of espionage equipment.
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>>215003022
That's pretty goddamn complicated. Somebody who actually knows what's going on in the game needs to make a /trek/ fleet by God.

Then again I don't know shit and I think fleets are actually important as far as upgrades.
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>>215003107
that's right and they sit around plotting total solid death
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>>215003123
Yes, they are, unfortunately. But joining a full kitted out fleet kind of cucks you, as I recently learned, because to get Fleet Credits, you need to contribute to the fleet projects.
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>>215000630
Here you go.
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>>215001639
Will you morn his death?
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>>215003277
Shatner has such a fucking charming smile holy shit. Nimoy's just as cute when he's happy. Thank you anon
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>>215002952
>>215002966
It's always important to give the meager intellects little wins like this. It makes them feel big and proud inside, it keeps them happy and sated, and is no water off my back at all.
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Strange New Worlds is actually pretty decent. It's no Orville, but it's solid.
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>>215003368
>some faggot who doesn't watch trek posting in here is a supposedly a "win" for us
it's an L for us all. you were a faggot the second you got here and you still haven't watched trek in all these weeks gone by it's really bizarre. I guess you really really need the attention
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>>215003089
You'd think differently after your first blanket party.
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I'd maybe be willing to pick up STO again for a /trek/ fleet
>t. preorderer who played for like a year, 15 years ago
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>>215003419
I'd try it out if someone could explain to me how to play
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>>215003440
I'm sure jewtube has you covered for that
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>>215003243
>>215003419
Someone must make new fleet
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>>215003417
Awww, you felt like a big man saying that, didn't you? I'm so happy for you!
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>>215003368
I was just really surprised you didn't know which episode that was, anon. I wasn't trying to insult you, sorry.

t. the second guy
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>>215003384
How does Orville compare to TNG-era Trek?
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>>215003513
It's been a long time since I watched TOS, plus it's Friday evening & I'm exhausted.
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>>215003593
It's not Trek, so honestly it doesn't. BUT, it IS a love letter to TNG and you can see it all over. From plot points to the makeup of the crew. It's actually well-done and has some great episodes and plots. The first season is a bit ham-handed with the jokes, but they dial it back to a sweet spot, in my opinion, starting season 2.

It has some classic bits, like holodeck malfunctions that cause peril for the ship at a crucial time, aliens messing with the crew because they want to learn about humans.... You can tell the show was created and written by people who love Star Trek. I'd absolutely recommend giving it a chance.

Later on in the series, they stop following a set time frame for episodes, and several of the episodes play like short movies.
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>>215003755
Oh, and lots of episodes have cameo roles from notable Trek actors. Hell, the doctor on the ship is the same woman who played the love interest of Sisko.
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>>215003755
It's not just made by fans. It's also made by a lot of the people who made TNG. Braga works on the show, Frakes has directed episodes, etc.
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>>215003491
It's still kind of weird to me that they named the ship after the city I grew up in.
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>>215003384
It overuses gimmicks and it's too soap-opera-y, it's dumb that literally every single crewmember has a melodramatic trauma-filled backstory, it makes the universe feel cartoonish. But it's somewhat enjoyable.
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>>215001888
That definition isn’t really applicable. Jellyfish are plant tier intelligent, they don’t even have a central nervous system. Insects are smarter
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>>215003030
I never really understood why Voy went so over the top with the Vidians. Gross.
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>>215003972
All the California class ships were named after California cities. And Cerritos is arguably one of the silliest cities in California, thanks to Jim Varney and the Cerritos Auto Square. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxe4cnbxjkQ
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please state the nature of the ice cream emergency
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>>215002935
Since she has is a full commander, that means she can take a rotation and command a shift on the bridge right?
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>>215004457
Is that his real hair?
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>>215004320
it was so obvious that these people were evil.
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>>215004569
I don’t think medical traditionally takes command roles. I know they did it with Bev and Troi trying to pass the exam but those were all dogshit episodes and the writers had obviously run out of good ideas.
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>it's another cave episode
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How do the DS9 crew pay for drinks at Quark's bar?
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>>215004680
Sisko probably exorted him somehow into Starfleet getting free drinks
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>>215004680
Off camera they sold their likenesses to him so he could use them in holoprograms in exchange for drinks for life. Everybody does it
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>>215004680
Theyre probably given a stipend of latinum for personal spending purposes

its likely a common practice on any bases in non federation space
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>>214995212
I just watched this one a few days ago and thought the Old Man lookin like a snack dressed as Kai
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>>215004601
/trek/ humor is just LD humor. I guess that's why /trek/ hates it
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Bunch of stupid geezers I hate you all so much.
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Good episode coming up in 20 minutes for my watchclub nonnies
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>>215004698
kek you aint wrong
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why was the show obsessed with portraying quark as a ladies man
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>>215004745
LD deserves an award for killing funny Star Trek jokes. It's like when normies appropriate 4chan memes. They just instantly stop being funny.
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Why is nobody watching SNW?
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>>215004821
Armin being a really likable guy probably just put it in the producers heads "what if Quark crushed pussy?" and it actually worked
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>posted it again award
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>>215004982
did it worked?
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>>215004840
>The Paper
Do they mean THE Paper, Yomiko Readman. Sadly I doubt it. A shame because it was a great OVA and not a half bad anime series.
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>>215005003
Not everyone is the same person, and it’s “work.” Do you even watch the episodes in English?
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>>215004840
the absolute garbage people consume....
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>>214998426
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>>215004840
Grim.
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how did a dweeb like Jake get her
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DABOOO!!!!!
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>>215004598
This one scene made that entire episode worthwhile.
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>>215004840
>posting ratings from a month ago
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>Original Airdate: 29 Mar, 1968

>Captain's log. Using the lightspeed breakaway factor, the Enterprise has moved back through time to the twentieth century. We are now in extended orbit around Earth, using our ship's deflector shields to remain unobserved. Our mission, historical research. We are monitoring Earth communications to find out how our planet survived desperate problems in the year 1968.

I don’t understand this? How come they didn’t fill 30 minutes of screen time lecturing a Lyndon B. Johnson parody about the Vietnam war? They aren’t speaking truth to power. This doesn’t make sense to me as a person living in 2025.
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>>215005367
what the hell is that poster
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Recommendations for episode I should work into the next rock slopera song? The working title is Turandukat
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>>214994788
Stewart is a gay rapist piece of shit
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>>215005403
how about a song about how he can't take down the minefield and everyone bullies him about it?
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>>214997890
He went full retard when he had a chance to wipe out the Borg and gave it up. Moralfaggotry is a hell of a drug
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Jake is based for banging a dabo girl
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man I forgot how much I like Odo at the beginning of the show
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>>215003593
It's the most trek thing that's come out in over a decade, but unfortunately it's filled with family guy humor
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>>215005367
I've watched TOS the whole way through twice and didn't remember this episode at all when it came up again. The girl was pretty but the episode kinda dragged and I'm guessing Gary 7 was a bomb
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>>215005490
I guess we can hack their collective into a terraforming species but still... to hell with that prick.
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>>215005530
Hey Lois... diarrhea.
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>Monkey Magnets. The secret is...they are magnets.

Wow
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>>215004840
No new season maybe? If there's not new content people will focus on watching new content.
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>>215004388
>All the California class ships were named after California cities.
this is dumb and i never liked it. starships being named after actual naval vessels, or naval commanders, landmasses, or even just named after historical figures or notable behind the scenes cast & crew made sense. naming conventions for runabouts being rivers made sense. shuttles named after important historical figures of the scientific community and explorers made sense.

naming your maintenance ships after cities from states from a country that no longer exists, just because the people working on it are from california is dumb.
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>>215005332
Has it climbed up to #1 this month?
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>can the Jem'Hadar change with different... socio-economic factors
Interesting episode. Maybe the most Conservative coded DS9 episode.
>sometimes races just are what they are and can't escape their violent nature
very interesting indeed
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>>215005661
>just because the people working on it are from california is dumb.
McMahon is from Chicago, which is even sreanger.
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>>215004680
Quark doesn't pay for rent, or maintenance, or power usage, or anything really to run his bar, so the ones in charge of that (the crew) get to be served for free.
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>https://kdwilson.medium.com/is-star-trek-fandom-really-divided-across-generational-lines-10868dc7fa61
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there's really no reason why with the info he got from this jem'hadar Bashir couldn't figure out how to make ketracel white. it can't be that complicated
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>posted it again award
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Cardassians are just goth versions of Thembrians. Pass it on.
except Dukat, he is clearly Shere Khan coded
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>>215005746
>there's really no reason why with the info he got from this jem'hadar Bashir couldn't figure out how to make ketracel white. it can't be that complicated
Yeah but Jem'Hadar insurance doesn't cover generics.
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>>215005101
>glitterary
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>>215005827
kek
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>>215005661
Just because Earth's government is hegemonic in the Star Trek future doesn't mean countries and states don't still exist. Riker said he was from Alaska, after all.
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I hate this little Fucker.
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>>215005895
filtered
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>>215005670
It never will. And oldtrek will continue to be dumped on off-brand "broadcast" channels who run ads for Medicare and Tony Hawk turmeric supplements.
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>>215005892
that does not make the naming convention any less on-the-nose and stupid
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>Odo, you can't let that... you know what move in with you!
What did Kira mean by this?
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>>215005936
Lower Decks wasn't an homage to Horatio Hornblower the way TOS and TNG were. Simple as.
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reminder that the Founders suffered absolutely no consequences for anything they did
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Writ large, DS9 is just a gothier Talespin, with Cape Suzette as DS9
>Baloo and Kit are Dax and Bashir
>Rebecca Cunningham is Kira
>that bobcat goldthwait lion guy is O'Brien
>Dukat = Share Khan
>The Klingons are Don Carnage
>While the Thembrian culture is Cardassian, Col Spigot and the Lorenzo Music guy are Quark and Rom
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>>215006053
Alas, your poor mother was my Hornblower. I "knew" her, Horatio.
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>black man portrays race that is evil and violent no matter how nurturing their environment
What did they mean by this? I wonder how Avery Brooks felt about this episode?
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>>215006112
actual autism. You're alright.
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>Odo, you let the WYTE MAN brainwash you with the white man's version of history!
kek
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>>215006112
Guy who has only seen Talespin watching his second TV show.
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>>215006220
lmao
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>>215006220
I only watch the bear necessities.
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>Major Kira... You were right. He was nothing but a...
Interesting way to end an episode
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Which was your favorite entry in the Launchpad McQuack cinematic universe?
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>>215006314
Talespin, Darkwing Duck was goth goof troop.
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>>215006354
Writ large, Voyager is just a gothier Goof Troop, with suburban Spoonerville as the delta quadran.
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>>215006053
that's part of why it blows chunks
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stop writting things it's getting weird
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>>215006314
DuckTales >>> Darkwing Duck
Home Sweet Homer is my favorite episode but I'm biased because I had the VHS as a kid and watched it so many times. Also really like Launchpad's Civil War
>Based Rhubarb McQuack loses the war for the Union
Kino
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>>215006413
>pic
I think I look like gigachad!
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alright guys, watching TNG S2E16: "Q-Who?"

wish me luck. cheers.
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Gwarsh, Max, we sure are far away from the bones of our ancestors! Akoocheemoya, hyuck!
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Don't talk about old cartoons, you'll make the LD schizo horny
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>>214995212
Lmao. Did Kira seriously become a Kai? REALLY???

There is absolutely NO WAY she is pure enough to become a Kai. Kira killed HUNDREDS, if not thousands, of Cardassians including civilians. She killed civilian Bajorans in b0mbings too. She didn't care about collateral damage.

Kira also had countless relationships and boyfriends. I've lost count Lmao. No way Kira is a "pure woman" to be a Kai.

Why do women always turn to religion in their later years?

A Kai?? This is some cosmic joke. Lmao
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>>214999330
Anon I just want to say I find your pictures entertaining. Keep it up. I don't browse /tv/, but Im a Trek fan and I specifically come here for the trek thread and your trek pictures.
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>>215006519
Wait isn't this little blue guy here like the head of their entire religion or something?
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what in the fuck is this schizo talking about (s03e01)
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>>215006572
ACTUAL schizo post
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>>215000820
>Is the Greek gods being an alien race a dumb idea or not?
It works. Trek is about exploring the unknown and sometimes having zany ideas. Especially during the "Wild West" era of TOS. In fact I wouldn't mind seeing them again in future series.

But the problem is STD is super serious and wants everything to be hyper realistic and dramatic and everyone has trauma and cries a loy. You would never see a being like Q show up there.


Lower Decks is a cartoon produced by 'Rick and Morty" creators. The writers hate masculine men and dislike showing women in a bad light. All men are betas and women are leaders in the show. It's also kinda cringe that they tried to redeem the "Greek goddess" and have her be part of their crew. I seriously doubt any super Greek goddess alien would ever do that.
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I hate masculine men but love me some masculine mallards.
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>>215006571
uh no it wasn't guy. take your meds?
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>>215006413
Gul Dukat acts like he's perpetually in a buddy cop movie with Ben and with Kira.
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why can't the Borg be more charismatic like ChatGPT?

They are very unappealing in how they act.
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>>215005367
>Starring: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
LOL
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>>215006910
because being appealing is IRRELIVENT
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>>215006754
>hurr durr everyone else must be on meds just like me
Not all of us need medication to cope with reality. You keep telling on yourself & don't have the faintest idea you're doing so.
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>go to /trek/
>stumble into a gay lover's quarrel
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>>215007053
Star Trek has been gay from the beginning.
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>>215007101
the hairy bull spock and the smooth as a baby twink kirk.
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>>215006923
this reply is incredibly cute. I just have to say it.
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>>215007001
see now what you're doing is actually like the "I know you are but what am I" of a kindergartner. see the difference?
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>admits he's a boomer
>likes nutrek for some reason
>goes on 4chan and cries about how he's being bullied by the youngins who are also geezers because they hate everything new
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>>215007101
is this the "his head was caught in a mechanical rice picker" episode or a different one I'm forgetting
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This shit gay coded as fuyyyyyck
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>>215007454
nigga has never had a male friendship in his life lmaooo
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this guy playing dumb sounds like the bike cuck
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>>215007454
Garak knew that Bashir was a fag and capitalized on that fact to work him as an asset for the Obsidian Order. We only rarely see the true Garak as in The Pale Moonlight but he is a heartless and manipulative killer willing to say or do anything in service to the Cardassian Union
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>>215007565
he simply preyed on the fact that he was a fucking friendless autist that no one else would give the time of day
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>>215007101
The female gaze!
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This thread isn't for you people's pathetic back and forth. Go argue somewhere else.
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>>215007674
it's literally one guy. "they" won't stop. they're here to just ruin the thread and you can't do anything except the needful and ignoring it
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>>215007674
It's funny because it's like arguing with a chat bot, trying to see which prompts gets it stuck in a loop
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>>215007565
Early ds9
>Bashir was the Data
>Odo was the Worf
Later ds9
>Bashir is the Riker
>Odo is the data
>Worf is the worf
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>>215007709
As it was written
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>>215000468
I'd hate fuck the pips right off her collar.
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>>215007941
>schizos sucking each other's cocks
>fellating sloppa
Yeah, it's working
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remember that episode where sisko was pissed about 1940s racism
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>>214994814
I gotchu senpai
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>>215008745
Disgusting slop. Everyone knows Ezri doesn't wear any pantsu at all.
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>>215008745
>>215008781
Why did you ultimately choose not to act like human beings? The whole oversexed incel thing is just mind boggling to me. You realize you wouldn’t be a miserable lonely sack of shit if you weren’t a degenerate right? What kind of a man sits around talking about his sexual fantasies with other men? What are you catholic? Couldn’t be worse
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>>215008865
drinking milk at 4am while wearing a curtain sounds pretty comfy ngl
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>>215008946
Who the fuck you talking to pussy? People can’t even hit you and still you’re afraid to address them directly. What am I lowering the quality of a thread where people masturbate to children’s shows? Maybe you do need a board
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>Just shy. Sounds like nothing serious, doesn't it? You can't know.
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just watched rlm review of star trek beyond and they loved it
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>>215006551
that pic is 100 years old
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>So then I pressed the button and Tuvix was completely obliterated
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>>215006551
You're welcome
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>>214991470
>how to actually translate the name Shaa
Well?
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>>215009872
Not that anon but I speak Japanese and I have no idea what he's talking about. Shaa doesn't mean anything and you don't 'translate' names anyway, you transliterate them
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>>215009545
They had to edit the scenes out. Because the 'sode ran too long. But Janeway actually had Neelix and Tuvok merged two or three more times. Just so she could murder Tuvix again. And there was also another scene. Where the first attempt Janeway tried to unmerge them was surgically. Janeway with a hacksaw tried to separate the Neelix parts from the Tuvok parts. But the network censors thought the scene was too gory.
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Why the fuck did Starfleet force O'brien to go undercover in some cyberpunk city to take out an Orion cell?
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How the fuck is that box capable of warpspeed?
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>>215010569
It was a torpedo or probe launched by another vessel at warp iirc. I completely forget why they did this, when there were numerous other options than "shoot your dignitary in a missile through deep space". They couldn't even spare a shuttle, let alone an escape pod?
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>>214994788
Its ok to be gay.
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>>215010119
>time away from Keiko
>suicide mission
Sounds good desu
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>>214994798
star trek threesome sex with tom paris and harry kim
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>>215010119
Everyone needs a holiday once in a while?
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>>215011142
Prime Directive Violation with The Picard
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>>215007101
Thank god we don't objectify men this way anymore
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Geez.
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>>215012605
How did they ever keep a straight face around him?
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just how many bajorans did dukat fill with his reptile batter
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>>215012605
SICKENING. So fucking sexist...
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>>215012605
Yeah I'll fuck it
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How does belayal of orders even work?
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>>215013189
Well first you have an order, and then you belay it.
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>>215013206
Why not just rescind it?
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>>215013221
as with a lot of terminology and jargon weirdness, the answer is:
>*shrug*
>"Navy."
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>>215013281
That's all well and good but Starfleet isn't even a military organization.
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>>215013295
So the episode was called court martial for funsies?
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>>215013380
isn't that the groin of one of the guys from the don't step on grass planet?
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>>215013395
no it's nad-gilum, nagilum's ballsier cousin
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>>215013402
That's very clever, anon.
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>>215005490
>>215005550
He turned out to be right, though. His altered state fucked up the Borg and allowed The Cooperative to break from them and become a powerful Federation ally.
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>>215013487
Go on.
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>>214999456
If not for the third nacelle, the Galaxy X would probably be my favorite dreadnought ship. Spinal lances are my fetish. At least we have the World Razer and its juggernaut array.
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>>215013538
whatever that is looks vile
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>>214999468
Uh oh! Someone forgot the most important episode for lore of the entire series, S06E20, The Chase, where we find The Progenitors created life and seeded it throughout the galaxy, in a way that made life all very similar so interbreeding and cooperation would be likely. I'm sure you're very grateful for this information and not angry at being reminded of this information yet again, so you're quite welcome.
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>>215013578
It's from an alternate timeline where the Federation was instead The Confederacy and mercilessly slaughtered all other species. Like an even worse Mirror universe.
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>>215013580
I have grown to appreciate The Chase after thinking it was stupid for so long. It's a nice message at the end of the day, and it has numerous entertaining moments. Does it answer a question that didn't need answering? Yeah, sure. Does it break anything? Eh, not really. Is it ever mentioned again? Lol, no.
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>>215013610
oh, that's why it looks so shit, it's from PIC
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>>215013580
How many races did they seed directly?
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>>215013610
I love it when retarded liberals know nothing about the Confederacy and just decide they were expansionist fascists (they were invaded)
>>215013624
I think it's actually from that Swolecard Picard comic that people post for memes.
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>>215013624
Eh, I think it looks pretty okay, the only part I really dislike is there being nothing where the deflector array should be, looks wrong. Should've been a hangar bay or a secondary deflector or something, just looks unfinished as is.
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>>215013624
actually I take it back, it's only like 30% shit. i like the overall look, just not the saucer being split open width-wise to fit in a couple more guns. the deflector being mounted to the bottom of the saucer via an underslung compartment and the engineering section having a big grill(?) is a nice way to mix it up a bit
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>>215013641
Nah, he was right, it's from PIC season 3, only shown as a painting on a wall.
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>>215013677
S2 aka Q wants a hug season.
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>>215013684
Fair enough, I never watched it.
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>>215013677
>>215013684
Ah, I tapped out on S1 of that show thankfully
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>>215013715
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>>215013695
>>215013699
I don't recommend it. I was forced to suffer through it.
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>>215013538
>Spinal lances are my fetish
same just a real shame about that stupid third nacelle



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