>watch the x files>no longer attracted to gf cuz she isnt scully
>>214997293Sex witch has befuffued you.
>>214998430yeah ok ill watch xfiles
>>214997293
>>214997293Many many many such cases.
>>214997293 /tv/ and /mu/ are schizo boards
>>214997293Many such cases
>>214997293Back of the line
>>214998923You just know
>>214997293Reminder this show never named the jew
>>214999543The jews are aliens and the truth is still out there.
>>214999543Yes it did
>>214997293Understandable.
>>214997293>>214999159delete this fucking currentday bitch
u think they hooked up?
>>215001813I suspect they did in "all things"
I wish we got more episodes where they go full operator in FBI raid gear like that scene in Tunguska. Sad
>>215001813Supposedly they annoyed the shit out of each other during the original run. So probably, yeah.
>>214999543This show is how I learned about golems
>>215002450She's so little
>>215004648
>>215001813without a doubt, they are both very sexual people
Scully really is the perfect woman. And Gilliam Anderson is really the perfect casting. Gillian has a sophisticated beauty that perfectly aligns with Scully as a female professional. She is a work of art to be admired.
Make way, best ep coming thru
>>215005023Cute
m-mommy...
>>214997293so what
>>214999623At the end we realize he's good because he apologizes for his antisemitism. Then he dies.
>>215001813Its been well known that they did during the pilot forever you stupid little fuckwit.
>>215005345You should try it sometime
>>215005345He dies because he apologized. That's the real lesson.
>>215003133Wait how does the annoying each other play a part?
>>215004460I can't believe I doubted her.Maybe a week before this I said she's probably not hot anymore.
Watching X-Files for the first time. Scully's incredulity begins wearing thin after a while.
>>215005534Because being mutually annoying can can really be flirting/ foreplay or be the aftermath of fucking.
>>214999543Really? I thought Mulder said it himself he was Jewish at some point
>>215005534Teasing and annoying each other builds tension. Tension eventually needs an outlet or relief. Erotic tension is often like that.
>>215005606Brace for it. It takes her 8 seasons to admit it fully
>>215005646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GRWl5mLH0EThere is a whole episode with Jews and a Golem.
>>214998430Why continue living when I don’t have a Skully gf
>>215005643>>215005690Yeah I already knew I just wanted it spelled out, mutually annoying each other is fun
>>215005703It honestly feels like every single time weird shit really hits the fan Scully is out the room, unconscious, somewhere else entirely, or conveniently says "well if could just be x or y". Every. Single. Time.
>>214997293Wtf is this what happened between my dad and mom?
But what of good C-Man?
>>215005703They reverse the gimmick with the catholic religion episodes where Mulder is the skeptic, and it’s like… why? You’ve already seen all this mystic shit
is there any continuity in this at all or is just a procedural?
>>215005802>I can kill you whenever I please... but not today
>>215005933Retard
>>214999543>several episodes paint Nazi's as villains especially in the time travel boat onethey named themselves
>>215006037Finally an intelligent response
ok yeah im going to watch x-files bloopers on youtube now
>>215005802As of right now I'm reopening the X-Files thread.
>>215006547
Y'all muss be da guv'mint peeple
Write a modern X-Files episode.
>>215006838kek
>>214999479GIWTWM levels off the charts
>>214998733you should visit /pw/ for true horrors
>>214998733/mu/ is just the kpop containment board. Sad!
>>214997293Many such cases.
>>215007073Modern xfiles "fans" are vaccinated cucks who would hate someone like Mulder if they met him in real life. They exist in opposition to everything the show ever stood for
>>215007219Yup. This is from season 11 if you need proof >>215006574
>>215007277Yeah, i only remember that one and the Mandela episode.
>>215005606I find Mulder more exasperating: being a weirdo fruitcake yet always proven right with his theories. Scully is skeptical but in a good faith kind of way out of loyalty to reason and the scientific method.
>>215008221t. vaccinated cuck modern "fan"
>>215007219Noose those niggers
>>215006586Mulder on his hater arc
>>214997293She didn't suit you anyways bro
>>214998733Not even close. Just edgier normies.
>>215008221Mulder is never right though? He always comes up with some pop paranormal explanation of events only for the actual explanation to be something else entirely.>”Scully, it’s vampires”>it’s genetically perfect sociopath uberwomansch 180 IQ IVF loli clones snuck out of a secret government utopia project by another clone in the 1980s
>>215007158this
>I dont see it
proto kristen stewart
>>215002450The original pilot was Mulder at the Waco siege, witnessing other agents start the buildings on fire.The brass threatened him then put him on the x-files to keep an eye on him.The episode was never released for obvious reasons.
>>215005229I like her current looks better than in the xfiles days. There wasn't any character in her face. It's kinda uncanny.
>>215008594waco happened years after the x-files started airingcaptcha: 0kys0
>>214997293>tfw no Scully gf
>that episode where Scully is cleaning her gun at her kitchen table late at night and she decides to call Mulder while he's taking PTO just because she's thinking about him and curious what he's up to
>>215008663First episode aired Sept 93.Waco was April 93.
>>214997293Sex eith scullySexSexSex with scully
>>214999543Wrong
>>214999159>>214998430how are these even the same species
>>215007073>rippin Mulder? What does that even mean?
I still jerk off to the the first episode where Scully undresses for the shower
>>215008702Thought that was Chad Powell at first glance
>>215005802He just wanted to be a writer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vGmkB5TIso
>>215008520KEK
>>215007073
Can we all agree that this was shit?
>>215008702I wonder who drew that merchant
>>215008822It’s not even an xfiles plot because head transplantation is completely doable right now.
>>215008682>The pilot episode of The X-Files was greenlit for production in December 1992. Chris Carter, the show's creator, submitted the first draft of the script on December 11 or 17, 1992. Subsequent revisions were made in March and April 1993, leading to the shooting script. Principal photography for the pilot took place over fourteen days in March 1993, with a production budget of $2 million.i was thinking of the okc bombing but still you're full of shit
>>215008800You get the mushroom in the mush room.
>>215008884>but still you're full of shitObviously.It was a joke.
>>215007073Scully get vril
>>215008702literally me
Yolo
>>214997293It must be great being beautiful. I feel like I could’ve taken over the world if I was that good looking
>>215008670I would like her to have my children and grow old with her
>>215009288Bit late for that now mate
>>215005023Scully's parking after Mulder finally let her drive
>>215008415What about the two times it was vampires though
>>215008822>weGo back consensus nigger
>>215009267You'll never be a woman
>>215005023
Why were women so more attractive back then? Looking at pictures of my mom and her friends when they were in their 20s they all looked like real beautiful women. Nice hair, nice skin, nice bodies etc. Now pretty much every women at my age look like worn out strippers. Either too skinny or fat.
>>215009383Accurate af
>>214997293I find it kind of weird you guys obsess over this chick considering she never got her tits out that I can recall anyways
She's really THE perfect waifu: beautiful but in a natural way (not bogged or looking like a pornstar), intelligent, resourceful, can take care of herself, not needy, trad, has a sense of humor once she gets comfortable with you, etc. Her only problem is that her (like Mulder), don't have anything to do outside work. Mulder is just a schizo coomer and Scully has that little dog, but not much else, I think.
>>215005023>>215009383kek
>>215009371yea, no shit
>>215005534oh honey...
>>215008415>so... a vampire. Great.
>>215008670how did her hair change colour?
>>215011448
>>215011448Aliens, probably. Or the government.
>>215005023War of the Coprophages was a great episode. It was one of those rare episodes where Scully and Mulder interacted beyond a working capacity. Hearing her get jealous over "Bambi" was cute.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SHiq-RXpCo&pp=ygUUV2hvIGlzIGJhbWJpIHggZmlsZXM%3D
>>215011398Why even bother with anything less
>>215008670or Scully wine aunt
>>215011481Yellow subtitles over shots of movies and shows was a good aesthetic
>>215011448Gillian Anderson is a natural blonde and was dying her hair for the show.
>>215011813She dies in 2026?
>>215008221Mulder is wrong all the fucking time
>>214998430>>214998700I need a woman who reacts to my interests this way.
>>215008718... theyre not.
>>215012901We all do
David Duchovny....why won't you love me?
For me, it's pic related.
>>215013613>
>>215013553You dickhead, that is such a catchy songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg_vVKcVYbo
>>215008718Isn't that the question of the day
>>215008702>Who's the FBI work for?>they just silently look awayVery interesting directorial choice.
>>215014098it's that easy
>>215014111Kino
>>215014098Based Murray Hewitt>Go fuck yourself, Brett
>>215014111Get in the fucking UFO Mulder!
>>215014281Glowiecore looks comfy
>>215014281Truly. imagine looking like that
>>215005606In S1 Scully was assigned to reel Mulder in and keep an eye on him. He had been working on the X-Files solo for a number of years and while he did get results, a lot of his reports had started becoming very "out there". He solves a triple homicide and blames it on a werewolf that he killed but when he killed the werewolf it turned back into a man, or he solved a missing persons case because he managed to find where the aliens left the person after wiping her memories and convincing the person she was someone else halfway across the country. Shit like that. So Scully being critical and trying to come up with rational explanations mostly revolves around her being able to report that Mulder is still a good and competent agent, if not a little eccentric.She gets better later on, being more open minded. But again, they have to type up their investigations and rarely have solid proof of what really happened. You have to at least try to come up with some realistic and grounded explanations for what happened.
>>215008884Well, the opening scene of Fight the Future was basically “OKC was an inside job.” So that was pretty edgy for the time.
>>214997293many such cases. that said:>could have scully gf>I'm kind of intimidated by herfml
Hot take: scully's transition from sceptic to believer is very well done and satisfying, showing how rooted convictions are resistant to change and prone to relapse
>>215007073I wouldn't do vaccines or 5G towers or lizard politicians, all that shit is low-hanging fruit. Maybe an episode about Agartha? The fun and soulful conspiracies
>>215008702He's right. Mulder is a jew, or at least played by one.
>>215014575Tell us the story lad
>>215014649Never explicitly stated. Played by a half jew (fathers side) who had children with a non jew
>>214998430my gf when i talk about gassing the jews
>>215014750Well, I'm fairly certain Mulder the character isn't a jew, but the scene is a bit odd when you've got a jew playing a white man in a scene like that.
>>215014762>gf complaining about something in the news or infinity jeets everywhere>Well you know, dear, there was a group of people that could have prevented all of this>>Please don’t start
>>215014652basically >>215011398 and even her face is a rather close match. also she's very interested in talking about sex, like Gillian Anderson irl. after dating for a while she became bossy and said that I should come visit her and her family on NYE and get ready to start a family, or I'm out. This made me deduct that she'd be a total control freak in a marriage and made me back off.
>>215014762>you just need to start with pograms>then relocate them to dense urban areas claiming it's for their safety>discretely put them on trains in smaller groups to labor camps>if anyone asks we're using them to build weapons for the war*le gf eyeroll*
>>215014575Nothing wrong with liking intimidating women. Even if you drop your spaghetti when attempting to talk to her she might thinks it's cute or endearing, especially if she is used to guys being too scared of actually hitting on her
>>214997293>no longer attracted to gf cuz she isnt scullyMeans you never were actually attracted to your gf. GG NO RE. Leave your gf.
>>215014431no but seriously: look at this cocky glowie coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
>watch season 1>o longer attracted to other season scullies
>>215014905So is it could have or coudl have had?
>>215015238Season 4 is her peak
>>215014647It needs to be something that starts out with low hanging fruit like 5G towers or flat earth and ends with something more esoteric like the birds not being real or hollow earth.
>>215007073>>215007219>>215007277every reboot of a mystery show is absolute trash. really shows how most modern writers have zero creativity
>>215014162X-Files was created by Chris Carter who is on record in one interview that I could find as absolutely believing in a global conspiracy. He's as based as they're come in Hollywood.
>>215005690Is this how losers initiate sex? For me it's just that they can't resist my charms. I've never had to "play" at being annoying
>>215015604Maybe people from the world talk to each other in english
>>215011555Scullycels, not like this...
Love me a comfy x-files thread.
>>215015684Sniffing sculloid hair
>>215015826Seizing the heckin' scully womberino!
>>215015813Rare fits
90's Scully.
>>214998923ahhhhhhhhhhhh so cute
>>215015308both, I guess she's still available
>>215016106Maybe she just didnt want to waste any time, anxious, trying to get you to commit. Ask her about it. Sounds like you're potentially foregoing something great
>>215015541And I dont think The X-Files would work in the modern world. It is really a product of the 90s and the information that came from emerging technologies. The X-Files needs that early internet feel.
>>215015826like roses no doubt
>>215015840d-did they?
>>215017706>ywn go on adventures discovering the secrets of the world with scullywhat's the point of it all
>>215016331no UHD cameras in everyone's pocket, no GPS tracking, no digital cameras at all (Fox routinely has his film camera opened and all the film exposed), wire tapping is done with actual electronics put into inconspicuous locations, no cloud storage everything is on a disc or CD or HDD which can be destroyed, you can get access to a secure location with a little printed badge that someone made for you, you can sneak into secure government bases through a little hole in a fence, NVG and thermal tech is huge and immobile and impractical to carry with you, the internet is seen as trustworthy as grocery store gossip mags
>>215018678Scully and Carter were my childhood crushes.
>>215012901>schizoposter>porn addictyou've already got 2/3, now you just need to look like this. get to it anon
>>215014504>X-Files predates the matrix by 6 years>probably influenced the wachowski bros (story is about a male and female partner doubting reality together, under leadership of a bald guy, with bad agents and another top villain lurking in the backdrop)>similarities abound, especially when matrix 2 involves former ghosts, vamps werewolves, etc. >the grand overarching theory in x-files is that the aliens are behind everything, including the monsters>in the matrix trilogy, it's just the sim and the machines/simlords, but they somehow bungled it and we didn't get any kino matrix universe stuff expanded into an x-file like show>wachowskis sat on a gold mine and finally released matrix 4 which sucked ass>now that sim theory is mainstream and with tons of potential new fans, they still don't release anything good or new>maybe they will see this thread and get an idea to make a decent show for streaming.
>>215019123Idk why but when I saw the thumbnail for that video I could’ve sworn Scully was standing somewhere in Skingrad
>>215019123Based
>>215019174also forgot to mention that now Ai is 100% mainstream whereas back in the matrix 4 days it really wasn't quite yet.the "ai is evil and will takeover humanity" is now a trending topic.
>>215019174>want them to acknowledge your greentext >while not respecting their pronouns
>>215006871you just know
I have no nostalgia for the show but the concept sounds cool, has it actually aged well or what?
>>215019238no one cares about that shit anymore. it's 2025. year of maga.>you now live in the timeline where gillian is american and not scottish or irish.i could've sworn she was scottish, born and raised. weird.
>>215014569x-files was always a limited hangout
>>214998430uh i collect japanese high end action figures and post about them on the 4channel forum
>>215019174Matrix 4 is best sorry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryWqXwQ5bnY
>>214998430>>214997293it's even hotter when you find out that she's a total slut irlor slag since she's british
>>215019278Took long enough for someone to say itSmfh
>>215008702>>215014162>>215014649well well well
she's been taking cocks since her teen years. she was a punk so you know she was a freak as well. mustve gobbled on at least 300 guys
>reach S07E4 - Millennium>now have to watch Millennium spin off series>...wait this is a cool into..>it's actually serial killer schizo kino>mfw
>>215019827lance henriksen is super cool
>>215019677>gilly will never dom you
>>215019714 is this supposed to be some kind of impropriety ?
>>215019811And none of them was me
>>215019827Top tier 'sode. Cool monsters, story, theme, conspiracy, scully/mulder highlights; total package
There really should have been a body swap freaky Friday episode It’s so easy to envision that I had to strain my brain to remember if they actually did one or not
>>215009383jesus christ thats terrible
>>215020121Yeah there is a two-parter called Dreamland where Mulder swapped bodies with another man. Not with Scully though
>>214997293Do not let gf watch or she will not love you because you are not David Duchovny American Heathcliff brooding and comely.
>>215020462That one is so funny.>I think she’s a little young for plastic surgery, don’t you?
>>215004460>Still would.
>>215008253Mulder was vaccinated
>the Kang Panther nigger is making a reboot/continuationHow pozzed will it be?>kang MC>snowbunny partner>Scully as FBI director>Mulder cameo for a 2-parter where he helps kang MC take down neo-natzees and prompts him to finally black the snowbunny>conspiracies are all about evil white men doing evil white things(You) know I'm right.
>>215019677Enjoying sex doesn't make her a slut
>>215019827millennium was so bleak i had to turn it off
>>215019278>>215019678>They don't know about the LickMyFace Challenge video that's been scrubbed from Youtube
>>215020767I mean it's less bleak compared to reality today.
To be honest, I only really enjoyed the first season.
>>215021571Theories as to why scully is overtly aroused by pain? Imprinted by punishment in a strict military houshold growing up, creating a connection between love and toughness/pain?
>>214999623is that Bryan Cranston?
>>215021749it was written by a woman upon Gillians request so she can cuck Mulder fans to empower her femininity.It's reddits favorite episode.
>>215020676quit using words like snowbunny you fatherless fucking faggot
>>2150118132004 is pure kinography
>>215022320I greatly enjoyed it solely for the en ding when Mulder gives her a look and a "Do you feel better now? Are you done?"
>>214997293Skully is fucking damn hot!!
>>215022320Kept thinking it wasnt really that significant cucking wise but then remembered>she wants the red, like mineBasically the dude branded her, or maybe I'm reaching. Could be a coincidence and she never really seemed romantically interested, just kinda jaded
>>214998430The perfect woman doesnt exi....
