>Not returning the shopping cart.
>lazybones
Yall got niggas buttfuckin other niggas. Fuck ya think was gon happen
watching it in 2006 was something different. the only flick before that was 28 Days Later, and Romero before that. no games, no comic books, no series, no zombie fatigue.
*2004
>>215004650>not seeding the torrent
>>215004650>You took a penny but never left any
>>215004755Nigga, there’s a hundred zombie movies between Romero and this. The fuck are you talking about?
>PISSING in the sink
>>215006025name one
>not using your turn signal
>>215006175Anons should be boiled in oil, then fed to zombies for this one.
Y'all be fucking gay and god's mad, big time
>>215004650>say the n word all damn day
>>2150061085 "return of the living dead" moviesA bunch of Italian movies
>>215006013You're actually allowed to take a penny if you spend $10, which I did if you count my total purchases throughout the month.
>not refilling the ice tray when it's low
>Film historians usually count somewhere in the range of 200–300 zombie films worldwide released between 1968 and 2003, excluding Romero’s own. If you broaden the definition to include every “zombie-like” reanimation, you could easily hit 400+.
>>215006290initially, i was going to prove my point by pointing out how insignificant those were, however, your knowledge of such niche material shows a true passion for the genre, suggesting you're a kind and well rounded person of culture
>>215006331
>>215006428You talk like a faggot. Resident Evil released like a year before Dawn of the Dead remake and it moggs it when it comes to gore.
>>215006428>pointing out how insignificant those wereReturn of the Living Dead is literally why zombies eat brains in pop culture
>nigga you gay
>>215006498Absolutely obliterated that anon.
>>215006737by mentioning a movie from 1985
>>215004755An original Romero zombie film was released the exact fucking year before. Nice LARP zoomie.>>215006237Ken Foree looked like he was on the verge of calling someone nigga all throughout the original DoTD
>you posted in a "post an image, reccomend a film" thread but never replied to any
>>215004650>You don't rewind your VHS rentals before returning them to Blockbuster.
>>215004650I always used to at least return the cart to the cart corral to make the cart jockies' job easier, until I saw how much the issue makes people seethe. Now I just prop the two front wheels up on the curb. Keep it up and you guys won't even get that. Free to get blown into the nearest car.
>>215006879people like being on cart jockey duty because it means they don't have to do actual work and get to be outside so I don't know why people who don't even work at grocery stores get pissy over it
>>215004650>refusing your Uber Eats drivers request for a handful of courtesy fries
>>215004650>telling your friend that his haircut looks great when it's actually terrible.
>>215004650>Using ChatGPT to write your Mother’s Day card.
>>215004650>Taking Corey Haim between two trailers and butt fucking him with an opened bottle of Crisco.
>>215004650>Watching Good Burger without having fresh McDonalds on hand.
>giving your friend's PS2 game back all scratched up
>>215004650>Not setting your phone to airplane mode on takeoff.
>>215004650>Robbing the Chinese place of all their sweet and sour packets.
>Erasing your brother's pokemon save to start your own
>>215004650>Using your mom’s car to have man on man relations.
>>215004650>Going to Best Buy just to look and ordering it off Amazon.
>>215004650>Using expired coupons at the grocery store.
>Speeding in a school zone because it’s on Martin Luther King Blvd.
>>215006175My mom doesn’t do this and then when I drive she acts like I’m going to flip the car if I get within 5mph of the speed limit.
>>215004650This movie takes place in the same Universe as Kenan and Kel and you can't convince me otherwise
>>215004650>now the indians are dressing up like cowboys>and the cowboys are putting leather and turquoise on
>>215006963pushing carts is more work than stocking shelves
>>215006195I imagine zombies would go crazy over deep fried human.
>>215006621>Saving the mobile image version.
>>215004650>Making an OJ Simpson thread without the assumption of guilt.
>you let mexicans pretend to be white
>>215004650returning the shopping cart is a White thing
>>215006963The grocery store I worked at had an attached parking garage and sometimes I got to ride the mobility scooters up the elevatorShit was so cash
Love the spooky music that plays during this scene.
>>215004650They Stalin'ed this part out of the Netflix version.
>>215006290>Italian movies
>Not helping a stranger out in Red Dead Redemption 2 because of the color of their skin.
>>215004650>Pretending to like the Terrifier films.
>>215006808Nobody saw that.
>>215006175The turn signal is essential, to pedestrians and all the other drivers. If someone doesn't have one on, I assume they will go wherever. You have to drive like everyone else is trying to kill you.
>>215004650>Watching Alien Earth.
>you let indians grift under conservative handles on xitter
>holding the door for someone when they’re really far away
>You moderate anonymous image boards without compensation...
>>215007774I hate this. I feel compelled to walk faster but I really don’t want to rush.
>>215004650>remakes superior to the original
>Not witnessing these digits
>>215007914Checked.
>>215004650And how will God judge you? Well friends, now you know.
>Not giving the drive-thru customer sauce with their mcnuggets
>>215007286>when he was almost to the elite four >and had a shiny arcanine
>Making a new thread without using the search function.>Necroing.>Complaining about moderation staff.>...What did you think would happen?
>>215008000haven't had this one happen but I have had the opposite where the Taco Bell employee fills half the bag with fire and diablo sauce packets when I ask for some
>>215008263It’s a taco bell thing they do that everywhere.
>>215007889definitely. The zombies in the original were green or purple or something.
>>215008000Looking in the bag before leaving is a must these days.
>>215004650>item is listed on sale>check receipt afterward>it was not on saleShit like that makes me not want to return the shopping cart deliberately.
>>215004650>Ringing up a PS5 as bananas at self checkout.
>using the handicapped stall and leaving piss on the seat
>>215006290>Return of the Living Deadand >Italian moviesNot a high bar or a thermometer of of "zombie fatique". Even including video games from 2000-2005, the only ones that made waves were >Resident Evil: Code Veronica>Gamecube REmake>Stubbs The Zombie>Resident Evil: Zero>House of the Dead IIIZombie fatigue didn't start to sink in until the late 00's/early '10's.Snyder's Dawn of the Dead DvD release was chock full of special featurettes that zombiefags crave. No other zombie fiction of the times provided such a glut of lore except Resident Evil.
