Why does she have a last name that is a French cheese?
>>215010100Her family probably adopted it decades ago to pass as European.
>>215010100she destroyed Ellen's career and that makes her one of the good ones
>>215010116its not even her surname
>>215010125Wasn't that Dakota Johnson?
>>215010100To conceal her jewishness
>>215010100it's hershlag
>>215010100who the fuck is this? dude
>>215010331The best American actress of the moment and also Dave Franco's girlfriend.
It's the other way around, the bacteria for brie come from under Brie Larson toenails.
>>215010218why did you edit out the chastity cage
>>215010365LOL she’s a nobody mate. You cunt.
Brie Larson
>>215010365hope chevy chase sees this and follows up with a zinger
>>215010144oh. this is formerly annie from comittee or whatever. my brain doesn't recognize the OP image as her so i just assumed its dakota from having her hair
>>215010365they've been married for over 10 years just like the couple they played in the movie 'together'
>>215010100>>215010218>>215010462This implies an existence of a Lars Brieson and Briar Nelson
>>215010365holy its always bogged in walladelphia batman!
I wish she would get fat
>>215010365D R O P P E D.jpg
>>215010365she has the same dead look in her eyes as the broad who banged 1000 guys in a single day
>>215010116Laws required them to adopt European surnames, actuallyAnd with those eyes and features they look European anyway
>>215010314you are thinking of Natalie Portman, Alison Brie´s real name is Schermerhorn
>>215012581she can scherm my horn any day!! hahaha
>>215010100Allison Gruyere?
Alison Brie Larson
>>215012581hershlag and schermerhorn are cute names
>>215010100>>215010365such a shame she was already in her 30's when the streaming era started. imagine brie in her 20's in some horny hbo show
