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Anonymous

10/04/25(Sat)04:56:17 No.215010896

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Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)04:56:17 No.215010896 Archived

sell me this pen

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)04:57:34 No.215010901

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)04:57:34 No.215010901

Ok, how much would you pay for this pen?

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)04:57:58 No.215010903

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)04:57:58 No.215010903

lefties HATE pens
buy this pen to own the libs

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)04:59:33 No.215010920

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)04:59:33 No.215010920

>>215010896
This pen will get you a girlfriend and allow you to win any argument you're in on 4Chan.

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)04:59:33 No.215010921

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)04:59:33 No.215010921

>>215010896
Hand over your wallet right now or this pen is going in your fucking neck. Ask me if I'm joking.

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:00:19 No.215010927

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:00:19 No.215010927

>>215010903
This would unironically work on at least 50% of Trump supporters. Replace "lefties" with "Jews" for the other 50%.

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:01:38 No.215010935

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:01:38 No.215010935

>>215010921
Ok, are you joking?

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:02:05 No.215010938

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:02:05 No.215010938

>>215010927
>rent free
Get over it boomer

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:02:39 No.215010943

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:02:39 No.215010943

>>215010935
*Stares daggers at you aggressively while remaining silent and gripping the pen*

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:04:05 No.215010956

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:04:05 No.215010956

Now you go ahead and you slide that pen right up your ass and tell me that's not the most amazing and miraculous pen in the whole wide world.

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:04:20 No.215010959

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:04:20 No.215010959

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>>215010896
>let me do a line first. you want one?
>wait.. gotta buy the pen first, Jordan

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:05:17 No.215010968

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:05:17 No.215010968

>>215010903
>100% of the profits for selling this pen goes to funding BLM

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:08:11 No.215011000

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:08:11 No.215011000

>>215010927
you upset miga

Anonymous
10/04/25(Sat)05:08:52 No.215011011

Anonymous 10/04/25(Sat)05:08:52 No.215011011

I'm neet with a computer and phone. I honestly don't think I've written something in at least ten years.