what did you think of the POV witch killing. ive never seen that before. it was awesome

Wow, this was fucking shit.
Didn't really like any of the segments.

Kidprint left me feeling awful.

But I also think it's probably the second best segment in the franchise.


The rest of them were okay at best (the segments)

FUNSIZE!

>>215011617
is it because a black man was the villain for once? that make your tummy hoit?

>>215011633
no because its realistic

the black guy being the killer psycho not the segment itself being realistic

>>215011605
pretty cool, I wonder if the witch and the succubus from the first or second movie ever see each other when they're flying :)

>>215011605
that was my favorite story, followed by the candy one

Okay but seriously how would you not notice you're eating a chocolate covered dick?

>>215011627
I found out the guy who did Too Many Cooks did that one and it explains why its so fucking wacky

>>215011633
Maybe I'm just paranoid and should take a break from 4chan but this movie had a subtle chuddy feel which is weird because this was always a
very lefty franchise
>wraparound had a guy literally named rotschild selling poison just to get people addicted (note about this segment, when we first met the test subjects, I was sure the blonde lady with the attitude was going to survive and kill the scientists and Im sure in a previous vhs movie that would've happened)
>first segment has a monster that was punished because she killed herself after getting pregnant and victims that are punished because they refuse to grow up
>second segment didn't really feel political at all, but the slutty nun discovers that room when she went there to fuck a coworker. I know that's a stretch, but still
>kidprint has a black serial killer and the segment ends with the white guy who was genuinely a good person being framed for crimes he didn't commit with the black guy getting away with it
home haunt and fun size had nothing political but that means there was no lefty message in there

>>215011716
Yeah I was wondering why I recognized the name in the credits
He also did your pretty face is going to hell which makes perfect sense
Shame it felt so cheap

>>215011649
>>215011653
i just rewatched that part to make sure its still awesome and i can confirm it was still awesome

>>215011725
chuds won

>>215011736
yeah I can agree with that.

SHIP. THE FUCKING. SODAS.

Shudder, take notes. This is an award winning idea:
>a comedy or a drama set in the world of v/h/s where every segment actually happened (maybe except the world-ending ones)
so you'd have kids drinking the evil soda, a reality show like the kardashians but with the siren girl and the guy she "liked", raatma having a church now, but all of that would be background stuff pretty much, you would just tell a regular story. you can even have cameos from some of the survivors or evildoers.

>>215011596
any booba?

>>215011617
Yeah, you can tell Timmy was a creep

why did no one stop him before?

>>215011673
that segment was fucking stupid
goofy ass giant candy bar people and chopped off balls and le dick. so fucking retarded

>>215012040
its all shits and giggles until you get transported to the fun size dimension

>>215012017
because being named Timmy is enough of a sentence

>>214984107
Based

>>215012009
Hahaha

>>215012009
the first segment is about a woman with 6 tits

>>215012040
The director of that short was a writer for Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Squidbillies, he also wrote those "Adult Swim infomercials", so of course that segment is stupid

>>215012040
It's from the guy who made Too Many Cooks from ten years ago

>>215011725
>this was always a very lefty franchise
How new are you? The first film had sharking and gratuitous nudity. It absolutely was made for the chud gaze. It's only really since VHS 4 that the films took an aggressively lefty turn

>>215011617
I thought the reveal was lame I was thinking the video company was going to be a secret snuff video ring for a satanic cult not a random dude.

>>215012977
perfectly fair criticism

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KEEP the threads alive while i binge your franchise

>>215013496
Watch Southbound, it's by some of the team behind the original VHS joints except its much better

>>215013618
yes that was cool too
>>215013496
>As Above So Below
>Banshee Chapter
are also in the same vein

i don't see it on torrent sites

>>215011929
kek

>>215013865
>>215013618
added to my list

>>215013978
>i don't see it on torrent sites
another idiot who can't pirate
you're a grown fucking man lol

>called VHS
>they've dropped the VHS aesthetic
It's disappointing enough that when they do do the VHS thing in these later movies they fake it with shitty filters, but now they've just dropped it completely I guess.

>>215015537
The kids pic one looked pretty good.

Since we are asking retarded questions lemme ask you nerds how to properly stream with an hdmi cable and laptop. When I try to do it the quality seems shit and kind of choppy. Am I supposed to be using a special hdmi cable or do I need a top quality laptop?

>>215015568
you might want to get a newer cable for a few bucks. even an old laptop can do HDMI with no issues. it could also be a setting in your TV. Try another TV to rule it out.

>>215015568
skip HDMI altogether and just stream the file to your TV using DLNA

>>215015568
no you don't need a special hdmi cable and quality shouldn't be impacted if it is plugged in properly. If it's choppy then that sounds like a refresh rate issue, check the refresh rate for the 2nd display and see if anything is off

>>215015568
Go into display settings on laptop and set refresh rate to 60hz YOURE WELCOME
it defaults to 30 first time.

>>215012397
The first one was probably one of the last "edgy" horror films before most horror movies began to remove all/most nudity, gore and violence is fine apparently, but don't you dare show a booba

>>215011596
Is this one better or just as shit as the previous ones?
You have so much potential with this franchise and every segment is just a Tim and Eric skit

>>215015653
>>215015700
Holy shit thanks. You virgins really are HDMI wizards

>>215015919
I had the same recently when I hooked to my new TV. I still use my player for 4k bluray though, it does some extra wizardry to the picture. My laptop is great if you download good quality rips

>>215015919
>>215015700
be aware that some displays with multiple inputs (HDMI1 HDMI2 etc.) may only have one 60Hz one, the other is 30Hz
I have one and ironically HDMI2 is the "full speed" one, not HDMI1

>>215015745
This

>>215015919
I will never understand why you guys still use HDMI to laptop when you can just stream any video to your TV over your home router in 10 different ways.

>>215011596
I liked it. Even when it wasn't scary, it was at least funny.

Kidprint was probably the most horrifying

I was really hyped for Ut Supra Sic Infra since it was done by the same guy that did Rec but I feel it didn't develop well enough

>>215017114
it's a white people thing, you wouldn't get it

>>215017114
Wired is far superior

>>215012040
>take the key
>take the key
>take the key
>watch what package the hand and key gets wrapped in
>open up a bunch of much smaller packages that were not the one you just saw looking for the key

>tfw no soda made out of poltergeists

>>215017679
>muh key
>when they had an ax
Just break the fucking lock you retards

Why does reddit hate this movie so much??
I just want to find high IQ individuals discussing the witch POV part!

>>215018094
>Why does reddit hate this movie so much??
simplex, amice: ut supra sic infra

>>215018187
yo so you be sayin' that 4chan is below and reddit be above and they like be the same and shiiiet

>>215019130
no dawg

>>215011596
wait i thought it's multiple episodes why is it only one

>>215019649
its multiple SEGMENTS of a single movie

>>215019781
aren't they all connected? or there is like a main scene that connects all of them?

will watch it tomorrow but my expectations are low desu. Only the first one and 94 had good stuff. The rest was trash

>>215019929
>first one
first one is probably the worst movie i have ever seen. this one is pretty good

>>215019844
The soda part plays between segments, they are all in the same universe, sure. but the stories arent directly connected

>>215019991
thats what i was assuming. thanks

This mommy house is boring does it get better

>>215020073
no
its not exactly an original idea

>>215011596
absolute slop

Yeah guys I don't watch a lot of horror movies but the bar must be low as fuck if this is considered decent

>>215020306
Reason I like it:
Its all halloween stories.

If I wanted DUDE LE SLOW BURN LE EPIC HORROR I would watch something else

>another spanish segment
Cool.

>>215017258
>but I feel it didn't develop well enough
I feel like it was pretty well put together.
For a short story.

>>215019649
>>215019844
its called an anthology :3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthology_film

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>>215020356
I thought the DA or whatever she was was pretty hot in like a weird way

>>215020675
looks like a living modigliani painting

>>215020356
Ok, it was pretty cool and
>cuarto milenio reference
Even better.

>>215020356
Yeah shit is so annoying

>>215020705
>and that's a good thing

>>215021107
no its not lol

>>215020729
>>215020356
reading subtitles for 5 minutes is annoying?
come on dudes

Does anyone think Kidprint could be a standalone movie?

>>215021472
I think it works better as a short film. The two segments that could benefit from becoming a proper feature are Coochie Coo and Fun Size. Kidprint is better, yes, but that's not what I'm saying.

>>215015537
it worked for 85-94-99

>>215011617
How did the black guy explain how kids and the shop owner died but the shop owner was also the killer?

It somehow keep getting worse

>>215021287
Viral didn't put subs for its Portuguese bit altho you don't really need them

>>215017679
They spent a lot of money on that severed dick prop (and the brain) and they're going to get their moneys worth goddammit.

>>215021651
Beyond had Stork and the Mike Flanagan alien one at least.
This had nothing.

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>>215011605
too bad cant upload sound, the agonizing long moans really ties the room together

>>215011725
>first segment has a monster that was punished because she killed herself after getting pregnant and victims that are punished because they refuse to grow up
First one was "motherhood is the real monster." Ask me how I know the director is Jewish

>>215022081
How do you know the director is Jewish anon?

Hated the first segment and stopped watching but was curious about House Haunt and Kidprint. Maybe I should skip to those segments and watch half of a movie like a fucking zoomer.

>>215022163
I mean if you are an adult you should know by now when you watch anthologies that some are going to be hit/miss

>>215011596
Kidprint is basically "what if Weapons was actually good and scary." I wont explain either but its obvious once you watch

someone upload it as a webm

Finally we get some fucking kid killing

>>215022381

Kid killing is pure unadulterated kino.

But it needs to be done tastefully.

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>>215022487
FUNSIZE!

The only thing better than kid killing is woman killing, I think that's what I like about horror as a genre, much much higher rate of woman killing than other genres

>>215021994
that final shot of the door monster coming to life was kino too

>>215022729
Yeah they ended on a good sequence

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>>215011596
I miss when pirated movies were just uploaded to someone's blog via megaupload or rapidshare and I didn't have to suck 10 dicks to get le secret access to some gay private torrenting thing for based retards.

>>215022804
nigga just use the pirate bay like a normal fucking person

>>215022804
Real human beans use pirate streaming sites instead

Downloading is for virgins

>>215022633
>horror genre has more killings than romantic comedies and family animation

you don't say

>>215022837
He's right though. In action movies 99% of the police, terrorists or security guards that get killed are men. And usually a female guard getting killed is treated with more weight.

>>215022826
pirate streaming is still streaming which is incredibly gay and zoomerpilled

>>215022816
can't be bothered, sometimes shit shows up on the internet archive and I get it from there

>>215022837
Find me an action, thriller, mystery, adventure, scifi movie where as many women get killed as men

>>215022860
it's still an incredibly "water is wet" strange statement

like wait until he gets into slasher films where 90% of the victims are women on the phone, dude is gonna beat his little sausage right off

>>215011596
These movies are absolute dogshit. I actually like an anthology horror but these, these are fucking poo.

Just finished vhs94. Holy killing floor core. Pretty good overall I enjoyed terror

>>215022967
94 is the last good one imo. All the movies since then have had more bad than good.

>>215022886
why

is this some sort of anti-feminist reverse-equality statement or are you just trying to jack off

like the other poster said, most guys getting killed off as security guards and the police and gangsters and terrorists and space wizards and whatnot are mostly men because it is mostly men who occupy those roles. Certainly when the bulk of the most movies were made in the 70s and 80s.

like you're gonna sit there and be upset that there aren't enough terrorist women being killed in stallone movies.

>>215022996
It just has more novelty and shock value since you see it comparatively rarely. For instance, I watched the movie "Bull" the other night, and some way into the film he brutally stabs a defenceless woman in the leg after murdering her husband who was duct taped to a chair. I didn't really care about him murdering the husband, but I felt a strong reaction to seeing the woman get nonlethally stabbed in the leg, because you don't often see women get stabbed in non-horror movies.

>>215011596
Holy fuck that funsize one was sooo fucking bad
I've seen every VHS movie and this is quite possibly the worst segment out of any
The acting was absolute dogshit and it was just a fucking mess with non stop dogshit decisions made by the characters

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>>215023323
Funsize felt like they just threw n something for retarded drunk college kids to enjoy

>>215023323
Also they constantly kept bringing up penis and balls over and over wtf
Fucking trash

>>215023323
was the one i hated the most. genuinely awful. whoever wrote that fucking garbage should never write anything ever again

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>>215022860

>More weight

Go on...

>>215023187
yeah but when non-horror movies consists of things like movies about Vietnam and both World Wars, the Italian Mafia, gangsters and bank robbers from the 1930s or 1980s or whatever other decade, martial arts - it's of course like 99.99999% men.

That's just how it is, go write a letter to Spielberg if you feel like there wasn't enough women soldiers in Saving Private Ryan

>>215022995
>94 is the last good one imo
LOL

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>>215022911

Have you seen this kino?

>>215023426
Casper Kelly is pretty based honestly. He was one of the writers for ATHF during it's prime.
I think Funsize is an execution failure more than a writing failure.
Because I could see that exact plot working with Master Shake and Carl.

>>215023497
>Ratma
>The Subject
>Redneck Vampires

The only meh one is Empty Wake and the wraparound kind of sucks too.

>>215023577
Has there been even a decent wraparound?

>>215023577
i only liked the Timo segment

>>215023323
To be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand FunSize

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There were some really cute girls in the movie. 10/10, would rape and torture.

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>>215023535
I haven't, my wife fucking hates anthology horror movies with a passion. The last good one I saw was the one with Clancey Brown.
Back in the day they knew how to make scary anthologies.

>>215023577
Terror was great because of execution. A lot of shorts I rate lower because concept was kino but it was shittily done

>>215023869
The concept of a paramilitary group using vampire blood to blow up a government building is very entertaining to me. It's something that would absolutely happen in a world where vampires existed (and sunlight caused them to explode).

>>215023714
I would fug the tigers girl, marry the black qveen and have a drink with mr baker

>>215023714
This one was fun at least
Funny how the wife was bodying everyone

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It was decent 8.5/10

>Coochie coo
It was mid, but not terrible

>Ut supra, Sic infra
It was decent, ambience was good, acceptable at best

>Fun size
Stupid fun, gory and kinda disgusting, the "candy creature" was interesting.

>Kidprint
Not a big fan desu, it was pretty disturbing, unnecessarily cruel, specially for a "halloween" type movie, it ruined my mood.

>Home Hunt
I really enjoyed this one, very halloween centered, with the right dose of gore.

>Diet Phantasm
Meh, the fake commercial was cool tho.

I'd say it's an ejoyable V/H/S flick, better than 98 (which IMO is very good), but not as bad as "viral". Beyond and the first two are still superior.

you niggas is insane, coochie coo is great, everything about it is great
>concept
>monster design
>moral of the story
>scares
>bad ending
>cute leads

Is the OP referencing the torrent?

>>215024456
horrorfags are really mentally ill man i don't understand how you could've liked a single story from this

The soda story was easily thw worst so far
I was just people dying on some random ways and thats all. I was expecting some lore at the end

>>215024743
Well it kind of seemed like they were sucking souls/spirits into some vacuum. That was interesting.

Also them trying to possess kids was interesting

The flying candy bowl really was cheap as fuck.

>>215011596
They're still making these pieces of shit? I hopped off after Viral

>>215024456
Thing is, it starts off fantastic, pitch perfect atmosphere and escalation til the door disappears but then it loses steam and spins its wheels too much. It loses the sense of peril as the potential for escape is foreclosed, their fate known and inexorable while going through a leisurely room to room house tour with variations on the theme. The 6 titted sow is a solid grotesque shock but hardly a satisfying payoff in itself and the ending while coherent to the theme just feels like a whimper.

I'm being a bit overly critical and I'd say its about standard for an "average" segment which is totally fine with me on the whole but that's why I didn't love it

Yo they're talking shit about us in the /horror/ thread. You just gonna take it in the ass!??

>>215024456
>2 retarded woman yapping nonstop for 15 minutes doing retarded shit

it was garbage

>>215025083
Who?

The candyman one was the best one but WHY WAS IT SO CHEAP?

>>215024456
No
It was retarded screaming and dumbasses being dumbasses for like 10 minutes straight
>Oh we need to be quiet and sneak out of here!
>*Spends 10 minutes screaming, stomping and smashing things constantly giving away their positions*

>>215025322
That guy who played the dude dressed up as a pirate is one of the worst actors i've ever seen
His voice sounds put on, like he's trying to sound like an epic for the winz gamer streamer

>>215020073
It goes for too long, the fat guy was kinda spooky in a uncanny valley way but that's it. At least the girls looked like sluts all covered in makeup and sweat, I liked that.

I finished watching this earlier, and I wanted to blab about it while it was on my mind.
>Phantasma
Unapologetically, this is an SCP about haunted soda someone wrote and shot a short film about. I found this one very hammy and got a cult black comedy vibe from it.
>Coochie Coo
This was fine. Probably the best choice for a first segment. I think the creators came up with the storyline for the villain and built everything around that. Everything revolving around the monster, from the backstory to the structure of the house, was the strongest part of the film.
>INFRA
This was easily the best one of the bunch. I had to stop and watch it a second time before continuing. I love how squeamish and uncomfortable the actor who played Enric was. Flipping from the past and present segments worked well, and the film did a great job building tension.
>Fun Size
This feels like I'm watching a YouTube skit. Specifically, one of those channels with the overly energetic hosts that piss-poor mothers let their tablet-addicted kids watch for hours. It has to be the acting, particularly the line delivery, and how the POV shots were done. I think this one was supposed to be a black comedy, but it wasn't funny.
>kidprint
I like the setup and the opening a lot. The acting during the horror parts with the villain was good. Some of the kids did a good job. However, the ending was so mind-bogglingly stupid that it brings it down a letter grade. I think it went overboard with the distortion effects near the end. It starts out fairly grounded and loses the plot in the second half.
>Home Haunt
I appreciate when horror tries to endear you to its cast before it puts them through the ringer. I mostly see it in horror novels, and it puts a pit in your stomach that makes the horrible situations hit harder. I like how deceptively campy the opening is, because once everything goes south, it is very brutal.
Very good mix this time. Perfect for starting the season.
Infra>Haunt>Diet>Coo>Kids>Fun

>>215018094
I guess the child killing during Kidprint and the second half of Home Haunt just upset the normalfags over there too much. Kidprint at least makes sense because it's very much meant to be unsettling, but if they were shocked by Home Haunt then I don't know what they were expecting. Ever since the Safe Haven short of VHS 2 had dead cult kid students and then having the final segment be an alien abduction clip about kids, its clear that kids were not safe in this franchise.

>>215024456
The gross out part of Coochie Coochie Coo was great, it's just ultimately a fine VHS segment in a film that was more good to really great ones IMO.

>>215025441
I picked up on that too but think it might've been intentional. He IS performing for their camera shoot and normies do act like that

>>215011596
this was really good

I liked all of the segments. The last one especially. The witch was kino

>>215024456
Its Talmudic Schizophrenia meant to make motherhood and chold rearing seem demonic

How is it compared to Beyond?
Beyond is my favorite of the franchise overall because at least all segments are gory

>>215025842
It's about on par with Beyond, maybe a bit higher. Won't dethrone 2 or '94 any time soon but its still a damn good entry and nearly all the segments are consistent in quality.

>>215016087
>I have one and ironically HDMI2 is the "full speed" one, not HDMI1
what kind of bs is that

with a little tweaking Kidprint could've been the best wraparound segment yet

>>215025935
Will give it a watch anyways since I do enjoy the Halloween theme.
At least if everything has cool gore it makes even the less... palatable segments more tolerable.

>>215025954
Not every segment has cool gore, the first one is more about gross out situations like the gagging one character did which genuinely made me feel like gagging too. The wrap around definitely has good gore tho, and starting with segment 2 they start to ramp up the gore which results in a really bloody finale.

>>215023735

Watch Campfire Tales, it's kino.

>>215023735
>The last good one I saw was the one with Clancey Brown.
Which? Mortuary Collection?

>Coochie Coo
Good one, not very original but well directed and well done visually. I wonder if baby faces came from JD Vance memes, lol.
>Kidprint
As good as the first one, really unsettling, but I feel it doesn't match the tone of the movie.
>INFRA
Visually good, but feels flat. Just another "demon killed everyone, lol" story.
>Home Haunt
Really liked a setup about infantile father and incel son. They spend a time on it and it could be developed into something but in the end it doesn't and they just die. Shame.
>Fun Size
This was really annoying and stupid, only thing i liked was candy pipe shoved in girl's ass.
>Phantasma
That's just a bad joke with a few good gore moments. These wrap stories always were bad but this one doesnt' even connect other stories like before.

Overall, it's okay. Definetly worth a watch if you liked even one of the V/H/S movies before. 6.5/10

>>215026286
>and they just die.
source?
they are never shown to die

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>>215026417
They obliviously opened the gates to Hell and the world is fucked. Do you think they will survive this?

>>215026635
Yes. They are currently working on closing it as a family. The mother is chopping up baddies with an axe left and right.

They must play the Holy Record to reverse the demons!

>>215026659
> the Holy Record
AKA: The greatest Christmas hits of the 90's vinyl.

>>215026659
The mother might survive a hell infested earth, but I dont see her fat son lasting long at all. Maybe the husband will luckshit his way into undoing the record's effects or if he's lucky everything goes back to normal after Halloween night and the neighborhood is covered in a few corpses.

>>215026993
>the survivors of the neighborhood
>you really outdid yourself this year!

to quote Home Haunt-
if its shit why are we here
cause I want to tell him it's shit to his face!

>>215011596
As always better than Viral
I expected a bit more of Paco Plaza since he did Rec but it was ok

>>215027361
99 is worse than viral

>>215011596
These shorts are quite entertaining; it's like watching a movie about the SCP Foundation or the Back Rooms.
I wonder if they are related.

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>>215027890
>Home Haunt
how do you know the names of the segments?

did the family from the last short die or the witch just go aout and fuck some random kids?

>>215028141
The mother would have axed her into teleporting again, I bet she fucked off to get kids instead

>>215028141
They survived but its implied the monsters will fuck the world anyways

>>215027751
no way hombre. Suicide Bid (coffin burial) Ozzys Dungeon and To Hell and Back were all great and I didn't even hate the Medusa in the suburbs. all Viral has going for it is Parallel Monsters

I really loved the cyborg experimentation one from a couple movies ago.

>>215028052
They show up during the credits.

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>>215028241
bet nigga

>>215028229
Just finished 94 99 and 85 tonight. Suicide Bid was great horror for me, up until its end which I found a little dumb. Ozzys Dungeon is one I'm ranking kind of low but it's a weird kino one for me.
Ha, I kind of enjoy bonestorm on a rewatch.
85 was very solid for me

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this is such an improvement over the first vhs movie

I know I'm an old sensitive fuck, but that really was way too much kid killing for me. It takes the "fun" out of horror watching screaming, terrified children die horribly. But your mileage may vary.

>>215028642
Bro what is up with you people?
Its make believe nigga

>>215028657
I don't dig it mostly because it interrupts my disbelief. I know they are only doing it to be edgy.

>>215028682
its halloween man, as you can see, funsize is the least liked segment. One reason is because the writing is shit, but also who wants to watch teens/adults get killed for the 1,000,000 time. Every single horror movie does that. On halloween it should be kids.

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>>215011929

>>215017258
>it was at least funny.
name one funny scene

>>215017448
>>215017502
White people use Jellyfin or SMB or WebDav to play kino on TV

>>215011596
Im going to watch it tomorrow frens. I hope is good :)

>>215030678
noice

>>215028682
I dont think it's just to be edgy. Sure something like Kidprint is still a bit exaggerated, but it works for a holiday like Halloween just for being a case of "stranger danger" taken to an extreme. And the kills in Home Haunt were shocking just because it went to show that there wasn't going to be any plot armor, anything goes.
Its also not the first time VHS had kids as victims, there was the cult segment in VHS2 and there was that group of kids that were killed by Medusa in one of the entries, forgot which.

>>215026212
Yeah, I remember enjoying it.

>>215023535
i need to see it

>Rick Baker cameo out of nowhere

i watched vhs beyond it was pretty decent. really enjoyed the segnent with the nano machines. extremely creative idea throughout.

dont respond to thisimleaving now

Not bad.

>>215028517
>>215028283
She is so cute.

>>215011596
LMAO, BEE BEE SEA CANDY

why do the directors go to these lengths to mimick the look of actual VHS tape footage, but not also try to mimick the 'feel' (zooms/camera movement, mostly) of it? it's bizarre seeing all these quick zooms and fast snappy and intimate movements in footage that is supposed to have been recorded on a bulky old handcam or whatever

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>Coochie Coochie Coo takes place in the mid 2000s
>they use zoomer slang ("that's valid") and cry about muh soggy knee after some kids correctly tell them they are too old to trick or treat

>>215027890
lil nigga looks like a young Jonah Hill. Hope he gets into lifting.

Nothing as awful as that faggy chicks in the white wigs but nothing as good as cult suicide. It was silly sow likey overall like 7/10 v aesthetically pleasing but not scary

>>215034597
wat?

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>>215023735
>>215023535
Watch "Nightmares" (1983), the four segments were filmed as episodes for a TV series that was cancelled, the studio just slapped the 4 episodes that they had already filmed together and released it as a movie, I think the 2 middle segments are really good, too bad they picked the weakest one as the final segment

>>215025812
No you retard, the mommy became a monster after killing herself because she got pregnant and the girls and the other victims became monsters because they refused to grow up and they were still doing kid shit instead of adult shit like, you know, forming a family. It's the exact opposite.

>>215034648
Whom? At what cost?

>>215028682
Kids get killed all the time in real life. Why would it interrupt your disbelief when in happens in a horror movie?

>>215011596
>Diet Phantasma
Interesting to start but then very very repetitive.
>Coochie Coochie Coo
Felt like it went on forever, pretty shit overall.
>Ut Supra Sic Infra
Good, well shot, not as interesting as I had hoped but still not a bad one. Really cool when he came out of the door on the roof.
>Fun Size
Absolutely fucking unbearable, one of the worst segments in V/H/S/ history.
>Kidprint
Incredibly stupid, not much more to say.
>Home Haunt
Really fun and silly, great concept, well executed. Probably the only one I'd ever want to see again.

One great(ish) segment, one good, 2 bad and 1 fucking abysmal, overall kinda disappointing.

>>215028642
I sort of get it with Kidprint, maybe it was a bit too "real", although it still doesn't bother me. But the bit with the Witch and the kid in the cauldron was fucking hilarious, fuck you. We need more kid killing, it sucks when they just get a pass

>>215034747
1993's Body Bags was also pretty good, it only has 3 segments if you don't count the framing device but all segments are solid

>>215035045
The thing with Ut Supra is the acting was really good, much better than we usually get on VHS segments.

>>215035085
Various horror anthologies have at least one segment without anything paranormal in them, horror anthology movies like Nightmares and Body Bags both had segments with a serial killer as the main antagonist for example and shows like The X-Files and Twilight Zone had couple of episodes with regular humans as the antagonists, the final segment of the 1972 Tales from the Crypt movie was basically just a tamer version of Saw and even the original 2012 V/H/S movies had the "Second Honeymoon" segment

>>215035179
I think it's often hard to fully critique acting in languages which I don't understand, but I do agree that the acting seemed like a much higher calibre than we're generally used to in V/H/S/
That said, the acting in Home Haunt might not have been classically "good", but it was entirely appropriate for what the segment required. I think I'd say the same of Diet Phantasma, too.

>>215028642
fuck you boomer dad faggot

>>215035385
Yeah fuck that guy imagine having a soul in 2025. Wadda faggot

>>215011605
it was fun, best segment imo.
i also liked the backrooms ripoff.
but overall it was pretty mid.

>>215035238
ship da soda

>>215034938
Depends on the scenario. I don't think this really qualifies. The kids weren't really kids, they were abducted much later and nothing is really shown.

In general principle, people only show drawn out torture scenes to be edgy.

One of these gave me a big boner

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>>215035718
Yes, me too

>tfw no tall spanish lawyer gf

Yeah not that one lol

>>215025520
Yeah, they did the slutty look well.

>>215028682
It was tame if anything, Terrifier is the true edgelord series, or rather "Safe edgelord" since they're okay with kids and children being tortured and mutilated in those movies but they no longer show naked women

for me its home haunt>ut supra>kidprint>fun size>diet>coochie coo(absolute dogshit)

>>215035202
Kino segment
>>215028517
>this is such an improvement over the first vhs movie
Faggot

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>>215035718
Yeah, I also got a boner watching this movie, it reminded me of a previous VHS movie, the one with Raatma, and thinking of the Heil Raatma lady did that to me

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>>215011596
>AI art spotted

Nice fuckin' movie.

fucking waste of bandwidth torrenting this dogshit movie

>>215037203
Take it back to plebbit underage nigger

Ut Supra Sic Infra is the only good one.
You can just ignore the rest.

>another entire segment in a foreign language
I don't even want to give this one a shot after the Aztec apocalypse segment from the previous movie.

>>215037203
They could hide the shitty effects with the low quality image the early movies had, looking like actual VHS tapes, the newer ones look too clean making everything look even cheaper as a result

>>215037982
Even when the first one came out, they were really stretching the idea that people were still using VHS tapes. They usually tried to hide it by saying the videos were from the past.

But now characters are walking around with current-day smartphones. It makes 0 sense that VHS tapes would still be around, or even functional.

>>215037060
NTA but the first VHS doesn't really hold up that well outside of Amateur Night and 10/31/98. The sleaze factor and grounded tone are great but most of the other segments are just a slog to go through. Second Honeymoon was fucking awful with a shit pay off, Tuesday the 17th takes its time to get going even though the invisible killer that only appears on cam aspect is novel, and the other one involving ghosts before deciding to be an alien fetus birthing scheme was just weird. Gore and boobs were great but it just didn't really go anywhere. Its one of those cases where its unfortunately blown out of the water by its sequels.

>>215038727
>NTA but the first VHS doesn't really hold up that well outside of Amateur Night and 10/31/98.
The Sick Thing Emily etc. Is one of the best ones
a lot overstay their welcome and this one doesn't after hitting you with its revelation and twist
I thought 10/31/98 is overrated. Its quite run of the mill and the better "fratboi meets psycho girl" clip you watched at the start of the film
Second Honeymoon I rank low, but it's raw and not supernatural, which is kind of appealing to me. When every other clip is trying to be very grandiose it stands out to have a clip mundane like this. I think it works in the middle of the clips of the first as a regular snuff (the collectors were looking for tapes of supernatural and had to wide through "typical snuff and cp" as Kyle says in vhs2)

I love horror but i hate horror fans for having such low standards. They will like whatever. This was absolute trash. I dropped all the segments quickly because they were unwatchable. How can you kinda forget that found footage movies are supposed to pretend they are real footage? And i don't wanna be misunderstood - you can have fantasy elements even though they are not real but it has to be done in a sorta believable way. You can't go over the top with this because it's just retarded and immersion breaking. Having special effects and characterization like from a low budget 80s horror is so fucking stupid. And it's not only that. Acting and dialogue has to be naturalistic, otherwise it's going to feel fake. Same with the plotlines. They stopped giving fuck about the FF premise of this series. Only the first one cared about that and three shorts from 94 (ratma, vampire and funeral home) - more or less, i mean, they have some flaws but were overall good. The rest of the franchise is pure crap

>>215030379
Most of fun size

>>215011596
Is this a good series? Ive never seen anything v/h/s related

>>215040762
no
but it ain't slop either

>>215040477
>for having such low standards
Theres not a single movie that is rated higher than 3.1 or something, most of them are 2.8. No one holds them in high regard but they're also not entirely bad because out of the 5-6 segments there's usually 2-3 that are decent to good.

>>215041350
>out of the 5-6 movies there's usually 2-3 segments that are decent to good
FTFY

>>215041350
>No one holds them in high regard
that's not what i meant but they are constantly described as being good or decent. Like this one which is just straight up 1/10. Even when there's a segment that starts okay like the first one with the beautiful girl, it quickly escalates into something ridiculous and retarded

>>215011596
This is one of the worst things I ever watched. Its over for vhs.

>>215042108
It's been over since the second one. I don't know why they keep making these when they haven't been able to get anyone talented enough to make a single good segment in the past 6 attempts now.

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>showing (implied)children actually being killed and tortured
>the guy doing it is a black
interesting
thank you alex

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I just finished Fur Babies in Beyond and fuck none have disturbed yet angered me so much

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>>215021641
Look, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back.

>>215042832
That one was directed by Justin Long. I guess Tusk fucked him up enough to do that.

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it's pretty clear what they're going for here, but they could have at least tried to put in a little more effort for the insertion position

>>215043279
It was very Tusk, no surprise. Stowaway is peak, really liked this one

>>215042509
They need to figure a way to update the idea. It worked the first couple times, but the premise only has legs so long. They tried it a little with viral but of course failed miserably.

>>215043475
Well, it died for 7 years after Viral. Since the revival it's been an annual collection of shudder shorts pretty much, although I do enjoy headcanoning into 1 fucked up universe with WARDEN aware

>>215043475
A short horror story is the easiest fucking thing to make. Most people are just talentless retards

>>215043596
That's part of what I mean. Seems like they only use the VHS series for notoriety. I think they'd be better off dropping it and just making things shorts instead of standard found-footage thing.

They're still enjoyable for what they are, IMO, but they're rehashing too much. Stork and Coochie Coochie Coo and kinda the same thing.

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>>215043740
>enjoying a short
>this is gonna be gu-
>zombie appears

The jews were really into child killing with this one.
Why do they make wrap arounds that have nothing to do with watching tapes? If anything, Kidprint would have made a better wrap around concept with the guy finding his partner's collection of tapes interspersed with the ones of the kids he abducted.

these filmmakers play too many video games. Coochie coo has the little PT fetus on the floor and the resident evil 7 Margaret

>>215044202
bingo.
thats exactly how it felt
like a video game sequence

>>215022487
Spooky shit anon!, do not post that here!

>>215022119
Spoiler:they're all Jewish

>>215043460
stowaway is the best vhs segment in my opinion

>>215011617
It might be the most realist of all the V/H/S segments, makes sense from the arthouse director. Coupled with the kid murder subject matter makes it feel particularly chilling even if they could have made better story decisions

>>215044075
Congratulations, you put more thought into this than the lazy jews that made the thing.

>>215011716
have you seen the Yule Log movies, they're fun

>>215011617
Really? Kidprint? I thought that one was fucking shit, absolutely retarded how those "kids" (can't show actual kids there because you are pussies) started killing that guy at the end. Really lame and dumb.

The Diet phantasma is fucking amazing lol. Perfect cheese for halloween

>>215044537
Stowaway was very good, a kino concept. But the guy who made it is a proper director (he did Doctor Sleep, etc) like the guy who did Kidprint in this one. They get too many of these random kids from YouTube or whatever to make the others recently.

>>215035179
Acting and dialogues were really natural.
What the candy segment was going for, except, actually trying to make it work.
But I guess people would miss it unless they are from Spain in this case like
>bienvenidos a la nave del misterio

I finished Bire Size, and I don't think I can go on any further. It's taken me like 8 hours to reach this point.

>>215045995
Fun Size? That's the worst one. Skip to the last segment, it's the only one that's any fun.

i feel like these VHS flicks just get progressively worse and worse with each entry