>oh fuck, some random guy just killed this serial killer right before we got themoh well>oh fuck, some random guy just killed this serial killer right before we got themoh well>oh fuck, some random guy just killed this serial killer right before we got themoh well>oh fuck, some random guy just killed this serial killer right before we got themoh well
>>215011685They blew their load with the bay harbour butcher stuff way too early. There's no way that so many persons of interest would keep conveniently turning up dead without arousing suspicion. But most of the Miami PD was too busy fucking each other to notice I guess
>>215011685I thought most of the serial killers just disappeared? Wouldn't be out of the ordinary for one to go into hibernation no?
fucking password
>>215012033Its so easy to get away with being a serial killer if you randomly choose a target.
>>215012066Apparently half of all murders in the US go unsolved. So it's possible.
>>215011685>say Dexter isn't it curious that Ice Truck Killer was your brother? Huh. By the way isn't it kinda weird Doakes turned out to be the Bay Harbor Butcher after claiming it was you? Hmmm. Anyhow its kinda strange how Miguel Prado died right after becoming friends with you? Damn...Wait its so strange that Trinity killed your wife, I mean what are the odds, right? Yeah.
>>215011685>oh fuck, some random guy just killed this serial killer right before we got themmore like disappeared them remember, Miami Homicide had like 20% case solve rate because Dexter kept killing main suspects, throwing them into the ocean and they were simply listed as missing and case still open
>>215012134Dexter should investigate Teddy Hart
Strong and independent
>>215011685Sex with Deb
>>215012002I'd blow my load way too early with Deb if you know what I mean
>>215012002>There's no way that so many persons of interest would keep conveniently turning up dead without arousing suspicion.They don't turn up dead. They disappear.
>>215012122>Say Dexter isn't it curious that Ice Truck Killer killed your brotherOnly the Police Captain guy, the fat woman and Deborah (Only past season 4) knew.> isn't it kinda weird Doakes turned out to be the Bay Harbor Butcher after claiming it was you? Doakes never told anyone he thought Dexter was the bay harbour butcher. From the POV of the rest of the Police Doakes just considered him a creepy fuck who he hated and was obsessed with for no particular reason.>Anyhow its kinda strange how Miguel Prado died right after becoming friends with you?No way to tie this to Dexter.>Wait its so strange that Trinity killed your wife, I mean what are the odds, right? Yeah.This is the only one that is suspicious, but theres no proof of anything.
>>215011685The only people who knew information about the killer were:>me>my brother>some nerds>my latina captain>my black coworker with temper issues and a history of violently killing criminals in "self defense"Hmm
what surprised me the most that no one ever gave Dexter shit for throwing trash into the ocean
>>215011685>Doakes>Trained special forces soldier >Dexter>Took a jiujitsu class at the YMCA>Dexter wins every physical fight between the two of themI don't get it. Is YMCA jiujitsu really that good?
>>215013953The power of Christ compels him
I think Trinity is overrated
>>215013989shut up cunt
That's based though.Why should we care about evil people being removed from society?
>>215013989based Catster
>>215013799He mentions at one point his bags are biodegradable. Only a handful of people ever see him actually dumping them too.
>>215013989>Fackhing Pussy!
>>215011685No matter how bad that show got, it was all worth it so I could spend the rest of my life laughing at this fucking Canadicuck retard:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmOB4L6oR2s>apologies for RWJ AI faggotry, but it's the most tl;dr explanation of the comedy of errors that ensued when this faggot decided to be a tryhard Dexter IRLThe more you look into it, the funnier it gets though. Guy thought he was some kind of criminal mastermind, but couldn't have possibly fucked shit up worse than he did. There are people who have committed out-of-the-blue crimes of passion that covered their tracks better, but this guy actually tried to plan shit out and was less convincing to the cops than Chris Watts:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_TwitchellWhat a fucking spastic. I've seen dumb criminals before, but this guy is like the premiere serial killer lolcow. His full police interviews are on tape because of course he talked to the cops without lawyering up. My favourite details are:>he tried to set up a Dexter 'kill room' but only had enough plastic to cover half the room, and then when he cut the body he cut through the plastic underneath and got blood everywhere anyway>the cops found the victim's car at his garage and he told them the victim had sold him the car for $40 on the spot before he said he went on a spur-of-the-moment trip to Costa RicaThe tardation doesn't stop either, shit like trying to burn the body to writing all the shit he did down and thinking deleted files are gone forever - basic common sense shit.Sometimes life is more entertaining than fiction.
after seeing the doakes astroturf I got interested again and I'm watching it nowit's so obvious that season 3 was supposed to be the end but they wanted to milk it even more
