It is now your job to make the american equivalent of james bond. not another jason bourne or ethan hunt, but a formidable global spy that is quiessentially all amerian, how do you do it, (doesnt matter if hes white or black)
Literally Steven Seagal's Casey Ryback
no its not
>>215016563Jack Ryan already exists, but they keep fucking it up.
>>215016563>doesnt matter if hes white or blackyeah it does lol
>>215016577>seagaltoo campy, doesnt seem as fluid as bond, need to make someone who can be anywhere in the world and fit in
>>215016563Lee Pace does doc Savage Pay me
>>215016633>American>be anywhere in the world and fit inYou guys really don't realise how loud you are lol
>>215016632Okay fine, he’s white. Now go on make the fucking movie. I’ll even throw in for extra measure>Male>Not trans>Not mixed>Can’t have an interracial relationshipMake the fucking movie already
>>215016563I would make him israeli
>>215016629>Jack Ryanjust watched season 1 and part way through season 2 of the Jim from the Office version...and I actually like it. He looks a little too physically imposing to fully capture the unassuming analyst, but otherwise it's kino
>>215016650Dude. We literally bend the people around us. It's a weird effect. We don't even have to talk. Yes there is maga, but the rest of us instantly dominate an area on arrival. I don't know what it is,my guess is we move with such a belief in our free will and independence its like a normal person around robots. I can speak personally for south America, half of Africa, most of Asia especially China. They become borderline subservient on meeting us. Don't even get me started on brown Asians, we are like gods to them. They obssees so much about American culture they know more about the "cultural wars," they think we listen to Alex jones and follow Trump's Twitter
>rolex?>timex
>>215016563Alright he's played by Paul Walter Hauser and the joke is that no one takes him seriously or pays much attention to him because he's a fat fuck, but he's actually unbelievably great at his job.
>>215016632why does it matter lol this movie would be for gen z anyway, it would be a cultural reset, millenials are gunna bedying out, gen z dont give a fuck about race, theyre all the same kids nowadays, they think were retarded
>>215016744Maybe cause you are a tourist? Do you think people wouldn't cater to a frenchmen, a japanese or a german even just for the novelty
>>215016563>american james bondwe have like 20 seasons of this stuff already
>>215016874are you having a stroke?
>>215016563Wouldn’t work, America is too far outside the Old World and our presence would attract attention.
>>215016563Felix Leiter?
Hegseth. Pete Hegseth. It’s just a drunk guy ordering air strikes on random boats
>>215016717Only his personality was unassuming, he was a big guy who could hold his own in combat despite old injuries. Try reading the books.
>>215016563The French already made the perfect American Bond: Largo Winch. He's a billionaire so he isn't a wage glowie like Bond but has all the same perks. Go read his comics but don't watch the movies starring some fucking kike pretending to be Largo.
>>215016563he's black
>>215016563>quiessentially all amerianBut that means no class, and some kind of 'Whoo!' instead of a dry one-liner.
>>215017760>he was a big guy who could hold his own>Around 6 feet: In the novels written by Tom Clancy, Jack Ryan is depicted as being roughly around 6 feet tall>Alec Baldwin: 6'0>jack krasinski: 6'3Krasinski just looked like he was towering over people. while playing a meeker version. off putting
>>215017760for you
>>215016563I would cancel the series why do you need a international spy everyone knows it's the kikes
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>>215016563Just adapt these books I read as a kid, there are hundreds of them.
>>215018024>some kind of 'Whoo!' instead of a dry one-linerlmao
>>215016563White Mormon that works for the State Department defending gay muslims in central asia
>>215016563Played college football and could have went pro but he joined the Navy
>>215016563Every Bond movie was an American one because not once did James Bond say "oi, mat! Yer buggerin' everyone with yer evil plans. So in the name of the Bri'ish empire I'll be doing away with you until you sod off and go wank somewhere else."
>>215016717I can never take that series seriously because the>Peace be with you>If it's not with you firstExchange that the terrorists do is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard
>>215016744kek least delusional anon
>>215016852I would watch this, he sleeps with unbelievably hot women somehow but since he's so fat and beta-like they won't admit to it and keep his secrets. He fucks them and then uses that to blackmail information out of them.
>>215017785>Largo Winch.Is the story any good in the comics? I had them all at home growing up but would just use them for wank fodder.
>Casino Royale with Tex Bond>He goes all in on a pair of 2's>Loses>Leaps over the table and beats LeChiffre up>Spits chewing tobacco on him>Leaves out the kitchen exit while security is looking for him>Roll credits
>>215022022and the sex scenes are 20 minutes long with full penetration (and rimming later in the series to keep the audiences interested. you alway need to escalate in sequels)
Marvel already did it
>>215022045They're fine reads. Nothing groundbreaking. But do expect some infuriating moralfaggotry. It's a bunch of liberal, limp-wristed cocksucking Europeans trying to write an American action thriller series so there's a lot of dissonance and inaccuracies.But the concept is rock solid and perfect for an actual American movie adaptation. I'd cast Glen Powell. It deserves a big budget. Bond is finally dead so there's a gaping spot for a top tier action hero. Plus Americans are far more laid back and sincere than Euros which lends itself better to fun action (i'm one so i know what im talking about).
what is it about the US that causes Europoors to seethe about us 24/7?
>>215022467This is the voice of our generation speaking, listen to him Hollywood!
>>215016563These movies already existed, anon.
Spielberg did this in 1981 when the estate refused to let him direct a Bond movie
>>215022784jealousy
>>215016563I wouldn't make it one guy. but a team or squad of very competent soldiers.
>>215024466
Jeffrey Epstein.
