WE HAVE JUST FOLDED SPACE FROM IX
>>215027046and boy are our arms tired!
What's the point of being emperor of the universe if a bunch of nerds wearing garbage bags in the service of a paranoid psychic testicle fish man can treat you like a complete bitch?
me with the mop
DUNC mogs the hell outta this campy crap
>>215027098what's the point of being a prescient space fish if some guy cosplaying the romanovs can just cut off your crystal cinnabon supply?
>>215027121DUNC is generic soulless scifilynch Dune was art-kino
>>215027098It beats being the guy who mops the floor.
>>215027141that spice water is worth like half a city
>Tlaxu calling
>>215027211It's intended to look like urine, like the thing peed all over the floor, also disrespect.
>>215027414the emperor is not nearly important enough to get to keep the navigator pee
Lynch's dune will always be my favorite.
>>215027046In English, doc
>>215027046Big gross alien who inexplicably knows everything. Lives in a 1950s train car diner for some reason.
>>215027414>>215027456I can't watch that scene anymore, as much as I love the whole Emperor's Court intro, since I heard those not only were body bags they were wearing (and were not told) but that some of them were used.
>>215027681Dex was probably on spice, too
>>215027621
>>215027046>We have just folded space from /x/
>>215028049a daring synthesis
>>215027098>what’s the point of being ruler of a kingdom if you have to keep all of the wealthy nobles happy
>>215028509the wealthy nobles of a medieval king might hold power in the kingdom that even the king couldn't afford to ignore without risking civil war but they wouldn't walk up to him, talk to him like he's nobody, order him around, threaten him and then take a dump on the floor of his throne room before they walk out
>>215028509t.
>>215027046Why wasn't this scene in the new Dune?It's pivotal because it sets everything into motion.
>>215028703no kino allowed in nu-movies
>>215027046
>>215027046I've heard there's a lot of machines there.
>>215028703because its made up for the lynch movie and most of the shit in it is either explained in other parts of the story anyway or invents fairly pointless details like the navigators wanting Paul dead even though the baron's and emperor's plan hinges on that as well. Its like showing up and hearing someone is planning on robbing a bank and then telling them to take all the money while they're robbing the place.
>>215028899Lynch's Dune is the best.
>>215028968TV dune is the funniest.
>>215028509The navigators are well above nobility since they could in theory just say that the emperor is a bitch nigger and no longer allowed to use their space buses. Suddenly he's been reduced from emperor of the known universe to being some guy stranded on a planet.
>Assistant Director: Christopher Nolan
>>215027098There's a reason why EIC was a country within a country.
>>215027077Hi dad
>>215029230I like the guy on the left that falls down and Lynch left it in.
>>215029545>LYNCH: We did 19 takes and THAT was the best one...
>>215029616>Herbert es bueno. Lynch es... el Diablo!
>>215027681>alienIt was a human. Nonstop spice usage is a helluva drug.
>>215028899Holy shit is that Walter Bishop from Fringe?
>>215027046Ai needs to remaster this and fix all the shitty sound and special effects.
>>215028986what in the fucking fuck
>>215028986Live action Xavier: Renegade Angel.
>>215030560>>215030560ZOOM!POW!BANG!ZAP!BOINK!
>>215030509Using AI to make more Dune is so funny I wholeheartedly approve of the effort.
>>215027098welcome to politics retard. there's no such thing as absolute monarchs or totalitarian dictators
>>215027681Your saying that like it's a bad thing.
>>215027077Rick glassman! I loved the Lisa gilroy episode.
>>215027519I love the techno song that samples baron harkonnen.
>>215028509If you have played final fantasy 9 you know keeping nobles happy is insanely difficult
>>215028896Weren't they descendants of China?
Fortune passes everywhere
>>215029616>>215029683How long ago was it that you guys saw that Simpsons episode? I probably last saw it 25 years ago.
>>215031035Doubt it, as they once spoke Latin.
>>215027046Absolute god tier aesthetics. Pure kino that mogs anything in current era especially the Dunc movies.
I have never finished children dune but have reread dune 1 several times.
>>215027098>What's the point of being emperor of the universe if a bunch of nerds wearing garbage bags in the service of a paranoid psychic testicle fish man can treat you like a complete bitch?First of all you could fuck little black boys secondly you could murder pregnant women and last the Emperor had power but so did the guild, so did the great houses, so did the BG and so on. It was politics but also it led to a fairly stable system.
>>215027987>guild heighliner is shaped like a worm>creates a wormhole inside its tube>ships in one star system fly through its butt and emerge from its mouth in another star systemMaybe Dunc part three will further clarify how its version of the heighliner is physically present in two places simultaneously and lets ships pass through it from one destination to the next, unlike the Lynch version where the ships are transported within the heighliner which then folds space to the destination.
>>215031075I often throw on old seasons at random spots when cooking or doing housework so maybe 4-6 weeks for me.
>>215031100i've read dune and messiah a bunch of timeschildren is a slog, but i hear god emperor makes up for it
>>215027046>Hehhehheh! Yeah, they got a lot illegal technology over there. But, uhhh... You know, just between you and me... They make better stuff on Bene Telilax. You know... For your junk.
>>215031131In Dune Prophecy the Dunc transport carrier is shown to operate exactly like the Dune 84' version.
>>215031275So it doesn't show the other star system is visible within the tube like in Dunc part 1?
>>215027046>Dune>A person mutated into a worm that just sits in a tank of drugs and gets wheeled around to calculate folding space warp methods for their ships>Their ships are gay sterile triangles and squares with checker patterns, and the worst weapons they have are nukes>40K>Choir of hundreds of blind people who dug out their own eyes that get consumed by demons everytime the ship needs to long-range communicate, or properly communicate with their own ship's "spirit">Said choir are commanded by a mutant with a third eye to randomly pop like grapes or turn into monsters everytime the third eye mutant sends the ship into warp travel, and anyone who questions anything done by either group is considered a heretic and demon lover who is burnt alive on the spot with flame throwers>Ships are massive cathedrals housing hundreds of thousands to hundreds of millions of people who live and die for thousands of generations, who think the smell of diesel is fresh air, that metal surfaces are like soft soil, and have only ever eaten the recycled remains of other humans that was cooked 500 years agoWhy is 40K so much better than its "inspiration"? Everytime you hear something in 40K you want to explore it further... Everytime you hear something in Dune you just imagine a 60 year old gay man writing it as he licks the cum off his lips.
>>215031168children is better than god emperor as an overall story, but GE is considered satisfying because it provides a purpose and a conclusion to the storythe golden path is interesting to learn about, and the character of leto II is fun to watch work in his element, its not anything like even the first or second novels
>>215031362In Dune Prophecy it fades in quietly into orbit. Same as the O.G. movie. It folds from one place to another like proper space folding. It's not a fucking tunnel.
>>215027098You know in the novel it isn't like that right?
>>215031469it kind of is thougheverbeit
>>215027101spice wee is precious anon.
>>215031455>>215031362As someone that's read all of Frank's books and like 10 of Brian's books, the ship is not a tunnel. The holtzman engines fold space around the ship and it appears in the new place. navigators can even teleport themselves and their tanks without any engines, pretty neat stuff
>>215031644>holtzman enginesEdelbrock intakes? Mayahoft lifters?
>>215031675https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Tio_Holtzman
>>215031714I believed you the first time. I was just reminded of a Simpsons scene.
>>215028549Well that's how the Magna Carta got signed.
>>215031644>navigators can even teleport themselves and their tanks without any enginesI thought that was just a lynch dune thing not in the book
>>215031469Paul explicitly states that the spacing guild are the ones who could hold the most power in the galaxy if they chose to take control of Arrakis. They would have a monopoly over all space travel and could set the cost of spice and transport at will.
>>215031363That just sounds like its trying to hard, grimdark if you will.
>>215031363>imagine a 60 year old gay man writing it as he licks the cum off his lips.Ok
>>215031793Can't tell if you're a xeno or heretic.
>>215031764It's in the Schools of Dune trilogy where it happens. Pretty good reads if you need more Dune. That Dune Prophecy show was loosely based around the events of Sisterhood of Dune in the trilogy.
>>215031469The novel is just a cluster fuck of "maintain the status quo bro":>GUILD have a monopoly on all space travel but need the SPICE.>The SPICE is mined by CHOAM. (SMUGGLERS also supply some SPICE.)>CHOAM is majority owned by the EMPEROR and minority owned by the MAJOR HOUSES.>The GUILD and BENE GESSERIT are silent partners in CHOAM.>The EMPEROR has best troops the SARDAUKAR and gifts fiefs like DUNE to other MAJOR HOUSES rather than directly taking control, because being directly in control would be seen as a monopolisation of power, it also gives him a buffer in the administration of DUNE.>The MAJOR HOUSES exist in the LANDSRAAD to vote and talk about matters and also together they can push back against any overreach by the EMPEROR.>The BENE GESSERIT manipulate the political situation behind the scenes for their own bloodlines goal but also maintain the rise and fall of HOUSES in the status quo.>ATREIDES got too popular in the LANDSRAAD and the EMPEROR conspired to kill them because muh status quo.
>>215031980I was always warned off any Brian books by the memes. Teleporting seems a bit eh for me.
>>215027098Literally Trump and Bibi.
>>215029545That guy was obviously high on spice.
>>215032064I was not a fan of the two sequel books he did and couldn't get into the butlerian jihad trilogy, but every other trilogy I've read so far has been really enjoyable. The prelude trilogy was probably my favorite, Hasimir Fenring is really fleshed out and such a good character.
>>215031793hold on, you're telling me 40K is over the top?
>>215032130>butlerian jihad trilogyI've always wondered what the original intent was. I've only read the first three OG Dune novels. But the encyclopedia that Frank had a hand in writing made the Butlerian Jihad feel more about overcoming machines, AI, people using machines and not fighting in a Terminator style war against them. Is it ever clear what Frank's original intent was for the Jihad?
>>215032490I don't think he ever said, no. I seriously recommend reading God Emperor of Dune, it's my favorite of all of Frank's.
>>215032490It wasn't a terminator style war, it was destroying computers etc, a fanaticism sweeping everything. And he does describe it in the encyclopedia. It is Brian who makes it into a war against machines.
>>215028049MEMES WITHIN MEMES
>>215032667>It is Brian who makes it into a war against machines.I hate that he did this so much. It's obvious that Brian watched The Terminator back in the day and thought, "Wow. A war against giant robot spiders would be so cool! I think my dad wrote something about a robot war too, I think." And then he wrote his fan fiction novels, and then Dune Prophecy cemented a war against giant robot spiders in the public conscious. And the show (and the nufilms) did not have the balls to actually call it the "Butlerian Jihad." Instead, they call it "the machine war."
>>215032490There was nearly 2 hour long cgi movie on YouTube depicting the Butlerian Jihad. But for the life of me I can't find it and I've looked. The problem is that the story was full on Marvel tier and not like Herbert"s dune at all.
>>215031131>needs to look mysterious>designs a fleshlight
>>215028986>>215030617Prototype 3 is looking fire
>>215031363Because with Warhammer nobody reads the actual books (which are formulaic slop) so you can make the setting sound cooler than it actually is through lore videos and other secondary material. Most of the ship cathedral stuff is additionally plagerized from nemesis the warlock and heavy metal magazine. When they actually do go into the warp in Warhammer stories it goes fine 90% of the time unless it's near the eye of terror.
>>215030617You guys can laugh, but this is literally what Weirdingâ„¢ is in the books. Lynch knew it wouldn't work on a film, so he turned it into a gun. DUNC knew it wouldn't work on a film, so it was omitted entirely. I'm fine with both SciFi's version of it and Lynch's change to a gun. DUNC removing it altogether is genuinely a problem for the story though. Literally the only reason why the Fremen were able to fight back and win was because Paul taught them the Way of Weirdingâ„¢, but in DUNC, Paul just "inspires" them and they win, I guess.
>>215032042>"maintain the status quo bro":That's not an error, every political system can be reduced to that. It's all about trust>people trust the US dollar, therefor it has value>people trust US will not use it's sprawling military on them>people trust that US will pay it's debt (it's bonds), allowing it to finance itself and continue to operate
>>215033251There is a big difference though because the spice isn't like fiat currency and the system has been maintained for thousands upon thousands of years of status quo and technological stagnation. The balance of power in Dune isn't like our modern fragile political systems.
>>215027121absolutely not.
>>215033212>Because with Warhammer nobody reads the actual books (which are formulaic slop)Holy hell for you gays and troons lying on the internet is like breathing. You just can't help yourselves.
>>215029545It's soulful, like the stormtrooper hitting his head on the door.
>>215032834
>>215033365>calling other gays and troons while redditspacing Go back lmao
>>215031131Dunc is so fucking retarded. If the heighliner just opens a wormhole like a stargate then there needs to be a receiving heighliner at literally every location. If the heighliner itself can fold space then there is no need for the the wormhole at the end. The whole point is that they are massive fucking cargo ships hence the design. If it's just a wormhole there is no need for the big tube which serves no purpose.
>>215028986H-he's fast too!
>>215027077One more joke like that and you'll spend the rest of your life in a pain amplifier.
>>215028899why didnt the tv series ever explain why paul turned into naruto
>>215031131Junc designs are so boring.
>>215031131sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
>>215033251All that shit is lies and not how it actually works though. People use the Us dolar because they have no choice because the US will use it's sprawling military on them. They trust they will never pay their debts but just shoot you in the face more until you shut up or go away.
people will say this movie is worse than dunc
>>215027121it doesn'tdunc is soulless with a boring art direction
>>21503136340K is edgy grimdark nonsense for the sexually dysfunctional.
>>215033365Anyone who reads themed books like Warhammer, Star Wars, Halo etc. should be euthanized. I would have more respect for people admitting they read the Twilight saga.
Why was Frank Herbert so influenced by Islam for the story?
>>215031363>spending thousands of dollars on british plasticKEK
>>215036250because he knew they were violent fanatics that could be used by a cult of personality
>>215030617this is some 'im the cook' levels of acting.
>>215036250Because he copied everything from a book called the Sabres of Paradise which was about a literal jihad led by Muslims in the Caucasus against the Russian Empire (where do you think the name VLADIMIR Harkonnen came from)?
>>215031078I think his son has a different origin. They reference microelectronic businesses as being the original colonist. At least, on the wiki it says that.
>>215031363Every time I hear about something "cool" from Warhammer it sounds like a bunch of edgy teens wrote it.
>>215033365lol what? I admit I haven't read every single Warhammer story (because they shit out so many of them) but I've read every issue of Warhammer monthly and so many of the stories there use the same tropes over and over again. There's literally a dark elf character named Malus Darkblade who is possessed by a demon (blatant Elric ripoff). How is that not lazy and formulaic? How am I lying?
>>215031980Mentats are so much more interesting than the bene gesserit.
>>215032834They leave religious flyers like this in the bathroom.
>>215033063Jodorowski's picture book does some unique designs. The zebra striped one sticks out most.
>>215033216Would the weirding way look like Eddie Gordon in tekken 3, could copiers be a sufficiently distinct fighting style?
>>215036330Qrd?
How can Paul take on the armies of a MILLION Imperial worlds with only a few thousand Fremen?
>>215036250it adds spice (no pun intended). in the wake of kino films like Lawrence of Arabia, it's no wonder Herbert was inspired by Islam when he created the Fremen
>>215036498He had converts as well as fremen
>>215030644You didn't explain to him why lolIn the pre history of Dune, all of humanity was almost wiped out by "thinking machines," which is why no one uses computers in Dune. It's also why the spice is necessary: only by mystical future peeking can they navigate a spaceship since they don't use calculators.
>>215028899Realistic speaking the threat won't workI highly doubt the navigator did not have some backup plan in place in case if spice disruption The fact the spice is not produced on Earth and was found other planet meant the old travel of travel was validNot reasons to not go back to that when facing lack of spice
>>215036498they were simply built different
>>215036608If the navigators don't get spice, they die. There's alternate forms of travel but that won't stop them from dying.
>>215031775So why haven't they done just that?
>>215031363The more I learn about 40k lore the more drepressed I get that we have never had a high budget or well crafted ( team that cares) film of the the world.
>>215036794Planets are for plebs so they let others manage them as long as the spice flows
>>215036909If I was in chatge of spicing guild I'd park all my ships around Dune and leave all the plebes around galaxy stranded and just chill doing spice for eternity
>>215027098>he thinks a general has an army without officers to control the soldiers
>>215036958If you left the galaxy alone for long enough one would overcome the computer taboo and use them for space travel. Then you are obselete junkies
>>215031469yes it is, the spicing guild was the most powerful guild. This is an intergalactic empire. If you cant fucking travel through space you have no empire. Only later once Paul gains prescience and can map the routes himself are they finally able to dismantle the spicing guild
>>215036794because it was all mexican stand off. Everyone did all kinds of backstabbing and power grabs against each other but no one ever did open warfare because in the end they all needed each other in some form. That is until Paul becomes the quistich hadarach and just wrecking balls everyone
>>215027046Best dunea masterpiece
>>215027077
>>215036794>>215037127>We're Working on Itâ„¢They've set up a deal with the southern fremen to hide them in exchange for spice while supplying them with weapons which goes up north to be used for the rebellion that Paul takes over. Had Paul just been "some fremen guy" the guild would've shown up and said they're happy everyone is free now and that because they helped so much they think its only fair that they become the exclusive buyer of spice from the fremen. The guild now control the entire universe through their monopoly on both spice and space travel.
>>215037181The baron having a manic tantrum and flying around the room and sting appearing with his smug grin are easily better than villenuves vision.
>>215036958Spice is deadly with withdrawal sickness. You would doom the rest of the universe.
>>215027098Because even emperors heed the words of oracles.
>>215036586When I see the japanese using the sproban, a type of abacus they use to learn speed math, it reminds me of something the mentats would use during their training.
>>215036498Children, women, and the elderly fought of the saurdakur troops when they invaded the sietchs.
>>215037711lmao fucking corrinoshow did the sardaukar become such shit?
>>215033216>DUNC knew it wouldn't work on a film, so it was omitted entirely.I have never seen nu-dunc but I'm still mad they got rid of the weirding modules, bullshit movies.
>>215037763They let themselves go complacent and everyone else had built up resilience i. The meantime. Strides with the sword master and the mental thufir hawitt.
>>215037966Those things were stupid but necessary back then to show off the voice and the weirding way.
did any of the films get Thufir Hawat right?
>>215038322Lynch's Dune
>retards actually defending the stupid lynch guns
>>215027046>>215027098What's the point of being emperor of the universe if you're balding?
>>215038322The new one did something neat with th3 eyes rolling back while doing calculations but thuffir was a field agent. He was physically capable. I like the guy but they didn't t do enough with him and piter de vries fey attitude and his lust for lady jessica.
>>215038501No, not retards. Smart people.
>Leto's men was such a threat to the emperor and his saurdakur that he has to be destroyed >The saurdakur can't even win against fremen women; who were trained by Paul and his mom and before that they were nothing - and Paul and his mom who are not professional soldiers like Leto's men- that was train under Leto's best and they got curb stampedI don't get it. Is this supposed to be some rock paper scissor game where the actual capability of the combatants makes no differences?
>>215038384This. That was an inspired interpretation of an aged and well seasoned human computer. >Bushy eyebrows >Safo stained lipsLynch presented that right.
>>215033502
>>215036337>Because he copied everything from a book called the Sabres of Paradise which was about a literal jihad led by Muslims in the Caucasus against the Russian Empire (where do you think the name VLADIMIR Harkonnen came from)?https://www.jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=4054Apparently he copied literally everything.
>>215038831what?
>>215031363Why are 40k fans so stupid and ill-mannered?
>>215039181Even as a 40K fan myself, I hate retards that look at the material 40K was """inspired by""" (ripped off) and try to talk shit. >Dune>Starship Troopers>BattleTechEtcYou'll always find someone in those threads to make the rest of us look bad.
>>215036608>Civilization will end.It doesn't mean a new civilization wont come up. The whole plan of Golden Path is get humanity away from centralizing so self made threats can't get them all again. The Face Dancer rebellion starts to to put it to the test in the last books. Then KJA and Brian made it their OC Donute Steel of Omnius and Erasmus
>>215027046I see a time line where Lynch’s dune was a massive hit and he returned for the be sequel
>>215039977Wasn't there conclusion that some ai would be helpful after all? I have only read the wiki on some things. Have yet to finish. Started the neal Asher polity u iverse with dark intelligence and the quantum thief. The diamond age has been in development hell for over a decade.
>>215040048>he returned for the be sequelThere's no point to a Dune sequel. The story doesn't go anywhere that's cinematic. It's why everyone only ever adapts the first book. And if they try, the sequels fail and are forgotten. Lynch made the right choice just putting an ending to cap off his movie even if it's silly in regards to the specifics of book Dune.
>>215039977I still don’t understand the thinking behind thatThe face dancers were going to get Jihaded or exterminate humanity
Guys i don't mean to alarm you but there is a frog posting in this thread as we speak
>>215040074If the movie made Star Wars money they would have made a sequel out of children of Doon even if they have to change a lot of shit to make it an actual movie
>>215027681>alien
>>215040367you expect me to pay attention before I complain about the movie?!
>>215028703Because it makes no sense.>Guild kept their spice addiction secret>They could foresee chaotic consequences if the Atreides took over Arrakis, and advised the Emperor against it
>>215028899>Alia actress can't stop laughingI sympathise.
>>215031131
>>215031168God Emperor is the sloggiest of them all.
>>215027121they are both pretty bad but DUNC at least is watchable (at least the first part...)I don't understand, what was the deal with the original adaptation? Jodorowsky? Lynch? why did they insist on blending Dune with, and I absolutely do not intend to offend, batshit crazy persons?
>>215031644>and like 10 of Brian's booksYour judgment can in no way be trusted.
>>215031644Only Frank's books are canon. Brian is a legacy-farming little shit.
>>215028899i like stilgar's smurf outfit
>>215033216>they didn't want water-pockets obscuring Sean Young's titsBased costume design.
>>215030617>>215033216>gotta move fast>get arthritis and brittle bones at 21
>>215036250Because it's basically Lawrence of Arabia in space.
>>215031469Yes it is you tard
>>215040835it was funny when Paul got raped
>>215027098The fish are OPEC in the 1970s and the emperor is the US president. Sure he technically has broader legal authority and bigger armies, but this is an economic contest not a legal or military one and they have all the advantages in their niche.>>215031363Herbert was straight, married, and reproduced.
>>215036477Steven Seagal reference. It's best not to inquire further.
>>215027098That's how power works
>>215036498The Emperor was already his bitch. All he had to do was defeat or intimidate the rest of the Great Houses.
>>215031131>creates a wormhole inside its tube>ships in one star system fly through its butt and emerge from its mouth in another star systemAll wrong, it's just a big ferry
>>215038384>fat fuck who'd have a heart attack in the first few secnds of a knife fightLOL no. Thufir was lean and mean.
>>215040835It's an innately middle-Cold-War book. Spice is oil. Space is oceans. Nukes are nukes. The sand planet is the middle east. The Fremen are whites with a Muslim aesthetic like Chechnya. Shields are there to abstract away the conventional armies to highlight the poles of atomic age strategy. The Bene Gesserit are probably Jews, or at least international old-money.
>>215038831Fremen are hard cunts trained by the harsh environment and the sardarkur got fat and lazy
>>215040538>looks like the universe is literally shitting out a heighlinerAnother aesthetic triumph for DUNC.
>>215040958>The Fremen are whites with a Muslim aesthetic like ChechnyaThe Fremen are literally descendants of Bedouin Arabs. Their name for themselves is "Ichwan Bedwine," or "Bedouin Brotherhood."
>>215041072good point
>for 40 years, David Lynch wanted nothing to do with Dune again>finally comes around to the idea of doing a Director's Cut>diesWhat a shamehttps://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a39749695/david-lynch-dune-directors-cut/
>>215036477>>215040861I'm pretty sure he's actually referring to the porn parody https://youtu.be/yLQEi62oqsY
>>215036608it will work anon they cannot have a backup its systemised to make sure nobody has total powerthe balanceing of said system is MAD thats the point>1 spice makeing planet (if no space everything fails)>1 transportation guild (will die without spice cannot own planets)>1 priest class (cannot own priests or ships but are close to every single leader if you piss them off they will kill all the leaders)>thousands of plantets that rely on spice (if you piss them off they stop working for youso the spice planet can cripple the trade network and ruin the planetsthe planets can stop tradeing and ruin the trade guild and the spice planet you get the ideaonly the bennie jesurits or whatever could survive the spice being cut off as they will have massive stockpiles the navigators will also have stockpiles but they cannot get any more and use alot more so they would be crippled super fast and need to fight a ground war on the planet the planets cant really do anything anyway maybe they can send armys to fight the war on dune but they are fucked no backuplan exists because only 1 spice planet exists thats why an entire house that owns thousands of planets must give up everything in order to run the spice planet
>>215036586So after Terminator 2
>>215041444Thanks, internet historian.
>>215027046>we have just foided vag from dicks
>cast non-whites>CGI their eyes bluethats what makes the new movies fucking unwatcheable
>>215041405This is Sad because this could be so good
>>215033216I said this same thing here years ago when part one came out.
>>215040856>and reproduced.Would have been better if he hadn’t tbdesu
>>215041072there are no arabs in dune dumb fuck.
>>215027987This kind of retardation will never not be funny to me, ok by the same logic, couldn't we fold our planet in half and travel that way???? why doesn't that work.... oh yeah
>>215036794Because Paul threatens to destroy all of it
>>215037400>>215036794the guild would never have directly taken over or even attempted some more measure of control than they had in the status quo prior to pauls ascensionyou saw how people treated their relationship to the emperor, the sort of infighting that occurs when spice is involvedeveryone is paranoid about everyone else and their possible plans to seize more power, the small houses want to become great houses, the great house lords want to become emperor, etc.why would the guild, which has everything it wants and isnt suspected any more than anyone else by anyone else suddenly throw themselves into the limelightbeing the foreign dictator's glow in the dark reptilian handler is much better than being the the dictator
>>215040064the conclusion is not that some AI would be helpful, its that foresight and responsibility are required to handle things like spice and thinking machinesthey expand the reach of humanity, both in consciousness and space, but overreliance on them leads to complacency and the death of all growth and adaptationthere is nothing wrong with prescient space drugs or robots or genetic modificationthe problem is failing how to see beyond them, each of them are good enough, but all of them limit humanity by preventing civilization from trying to find something betterthis is the golden path
>>215034281>not a big truck>a series of tubes
>>215039077ALAN
>>215040967I can understand Fremen being the Alpha dog in Dune. They know the terrain, they know how to operate with the desert, they can force the enemy to not use shields, etc. But how the fuck did they manage to fuck up shit in the rest of the galaxy? How do they fight in marshes or cities or snowy montains they never stepped in? How do their religion and culture endure when they find their first river, untold riches flowing before them?
>>215043884Someone already explained it. Because Paul taught them the Weirding Way. Which is absent from DUNC.
Strong and independent
Who are you talking to?
>>215043947the cute Alia
>>215043884>How do their religion and culture endure when they find their first riverMany fremen attempt to assassinate paul because of this very thing and they eventually get his eyes
>>215044078how'd they predict what I was going to look like so well?
Do the thinking machines and evil AI ever come back?
>>215044331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfWhc2aFWwno
>>215044061>>215043884It's handwaved and makes little sense but if you want to try and imagine a universe where people accustomed to guerrilla warfare on a scorching hot planet can fight billions across all forms of terrain, utilising all forms of combat techniques, then just imagine it was mostly spice related. Spice enhanced warriors. Threat of stopping spice flowing onto worlds forcing their surrender, handicapping their functionalities. I think Herbert, like Howard, just really romanticised the idea of people closer to nature - a more barbaric people - being tougher and more capable.
>>215044400>Earth has had life of some sort for over a 100 million years>scifi acts like 15,000 years is a long time
>>215043884>But how the fuck did they manage to fuck up shit in the rest of the galaxy?Paul's army has complete control over interstellar travel. He can pick every single battle and never has to worry about unannounced reinforcements showing up. It'd be like fighting a country's military by at the start of the conflict, forcing them to hold their current positions, robbing them of any means of communicating with other bases and groups and so on. You'd be able to take the country with a fraction of their total force. Most would just surrender instantly.
BEHOLDThe best adaptation of Dune.
>>215044422Well ..... I like to think it as more more of a rag tag group of men with steel resolve who start out against everyone with nothing but themselves to rely on but ultimately rise to highest positions. It has been done, and can be done again
>>215027098>What's the point of being the Chinese emperor if you can't even leave the city walls and everyone treats you like a child?