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Nolan bruh, we eating good
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I stopped being interested after niggers and trannies
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>>215033669
Where's Jack Black and The Rock?
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>>215033678
Fpbp
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>>215033669

Not even one actual Greek.
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Fucking abysmal casting all around, I don't think it could be much worse
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>Tom Holland
Closeted gay, no male energy, gay pretending to be straight who was fucked by a nigger in his ass on Amazon Prime
>Matt Damon
Old, lost its male energy who wasn't too high but when we're young looked like man but now is just tasteless, not all older men are tasteless but no sex energy from him
>Zendaya
I would unironically cum in Zendaya face and inside her pussy, sometimes her face is cute and my white cum in her brown skin mighty looks very good, but I hated the movie challengers who the race of white men were two gay bisexuals being sissies with each other while Zendaya was the Lesbian girlboss in the movie challengers of the Italian faggot director
>Anne Hathaway
Maybe still have some sauce, energy if paired with males with more straight sexual energy when play straight characters like Austin Butler, Chris Hemsworth... Jacob Elordi I need to wait to see if he have sexual straight male energy. Brad Pitt have straight male energy but maybe is a bit older
>Lupita Nyong'o is the sexually inoffensive black woman, she is cute as model for a black person but is not really attractive or hot as black woman to be fucked who men want to fuck, she is safe and inoffensive
>Pattinson
The opposite of what older boomers here think, Pattinson is almost 40 and still pass as 30 or 35, he have a bit of male energy when straight character, much more straighter and man than Tom Holland if he play a normal straight man, could be good if his character is right
>Charlize Theron
Grandma who could play a milf for a 50 year old man or the 38 year old man, she is close to being dilf, but she have no charisma or she is forgettable, Anne Hathaway have more presence in the memory of people
>Jon Bernthal
I liked his character in Walking Dead and The Punisher, but he is starting to look too skinny, and I'm not tall but he is looking a little bit short instead of average. He had male energy on Punisher, maybe he still having this male energy, had it in the accountant
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>>215033669
Will we finally get a Tom nude scene?
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>>215033669
Who will actually play Odyssey? Eliot?
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>Benny Sadie
Literally who, he's filler.
>Himesh Patel
Literally who, he's filler.
>Elliot Page
Even all her mental problems and old videos obsessed with politics, I don't hate He/it/them, I'm curious to see the result of her experiments with her body to become a male, I'm thinking if she will play a stereotypical Aphrodite character because of the sex change or if they will not make it because is offensive (at least I think it's offensive)
>Bill Irwin
Literally who, have the face of someone who will play the stereotypical villain
>Samantha Morton
Literally who, have the face of someone who play villain, oppressed wife of villain or mother who did some sacrifice.
>John Leguizamo
Literally filler actor, no character energy, good to fill some scene
>Cosmo Jarvis
Literally who
>Mia Goth
Always remembered by the same shitty horror movie and did nothing more in the career, maybe they will put her as witch?
>Corey Hawkins
Looks like a picture who he is being some sort of slave
>Will Yun Lee
Nothing related to Greece, will be filler to fit in
>Jessie Garcia
Looks like a irrelevant filler
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>>215033669
Unironically awful cast.
A movie with so many renowned names becomes slop instantly, because they take you out of the immersion and you just see the actor instead of the character.
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>>215033669
Horrible cast, Snyder should have made this after 300 but he went full retard.
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>>215033931
tl;dr
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>>215034033
tl;dr
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>>215033974
>Odyssey
is not a person, dumbass
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>>215034280
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odysseus
Ok,Odysseus if you want it so previde.
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>>215034313
*Precise. Damn autocorrect.
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>>215033669
Of course they just have to include blacks for woke shit.
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who will elliot play? thersites?
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>>215033669
It's probably going to suck worse than Troy. The best part of that movie was Sean Bean as Odysseus. Tom Fucking Holland? This is going to be 4 hours or drivel.
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>>215033669
They have Lupita as Calypso for sure which sucks.
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>>215033669
>Troondaya
gross
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>>215033678
Hollywood sure loves to rape Greek history and culture. I'm not even Greek, but this cast is honestly insulting as shit, and quite deliberately.
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>>215034268
shalom
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>>215035247
for what? it's been my favorite version of the odyssey for nearly 30 years.



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