Holy Kino. Why is Pride and Prejudice revered has the romantic period drama masterpiece when this movie surpasses it in every single metric?
>>215035973>the shitty modern little womenlel, fuck offsomehow the original story wasn't feminist enough for that gerwig cunt
>>215035973She's a trash actress
>>215035973i had to watch this movie in jail. its alright but its still just women acting like annoying women
I for one liked it more. but its not like I ever liked pride and prejudice in the first place
>>215037238I cant undestand how a normal woman would find those ugly afros atractiveIs the equivalent or average male being atracted to black women, only 10% a fuckable
>>215037263Anon, why did you go to jail?
>>215037457You want the full story?I was accused of rape, but what actually happened was my frat brother fucked a girl (consentually) when they were both high as fuck. She was rolling face, woke up, drank half his liquor, and then fucked him again. She tried to find the bathroom, which was right next to my room. My girlfriend was there the night before, but left early to run. Girl gets in my bed. I'm still drunk from the night before. I think she's my girlfriend. She's grinding her ass into me. I ended up getting my morning wood inside her before she realized she was in the wrong room. I hadn't even opened my eyes, at that poiny. She starts screaming and people come in, see us like that, frat brother is angry at me. She's angry at me. Whole thing was shit.Anyway, they found my precum in her and that was enough for the cunt judge. My girlfriend and the first fraternity brother in the door believed me. She and her small dicked boyfriend did not. (She literally testified that she knew it wasn't him because the size was different. They asked "different how" and she said "much bigger." Dude, I'm 6" rock hard. He must have been hung like a pinkie.)Anyway, it's not so bad. I'm top sales guy at my dad's dealership now and he's eyeing retirement. Ended up marrying the sister of the girlfriend I had in this story. And the Gerwig Little Women still fucking blows.
>>215035973Now watch the real one.
>>215039009I spilled so much cum to this one brehs
>>215037457hi, >>215038164 is not me, idk why that guy said all that stuff. i went to jail for destruction of property, not nearly as cool as rape.
>>215039699Eh, I just never had a reason to tell that story before, and they did have it on inside where I was too. Where were you? Illinois?
>>215038164And then everybody clapped
>>215040208They did, actually.
>>215040202I'm more curious how you swapped sisters without fallout
