Director: "We need an actor for this role ASAP!"Minion: "Sir there's no way we can hire someone to play a cheese-eating hobo with a tragic backstory in time for the next shoot! We barely have five minutes"Director and Eric in unison: "There is a way".Director: "My Nigga!"*sudden flash of light**Eric Roberts disappears and re-appears, barely a second passes**drops signed legal documents in the director's lap**drops a SSD with the filmed scenes on it*Eric: "That's that. My usual rate."Director (awed): "Minion! Get me a buttered toast real quick!"Eric: "Great. I've filmed four (fünf) variations on the primary theme as well. All of those are on the drive."*Eric gulps Toast in one swallow, doesn't chew it**slaps Director on the back*Eric: "You'll let me know if anything comes up, won't you, old boy?"*vanishes*
>>215037243Funf means five
>>215037243Bunch of hacks with based Eric
>>215037434newfag>>215037243Can someone animate this with that AI video shit? Sorra?>>215037546This is the most cursed image ever lmao. Did they just walk in and decide to not regroup properly? Rainbow faggot in the center, Brad Pitt off to the left, retarded director flanked by whores on the other side...
>>215037546He was in Babylon? Where?
>>215037243Based kino master
Project: Watch through his filmography
If playing a cheese-eating hobo with a tragic backstory is so simple, why haven't you done it already
>>215037243I just watched the Stalked By My Doctor Pentology, incredible. Also By the Sword was very good. I'm requesting any and all E Roberts kino.
