Bodied
>72cjd7hvpfsf1.jpgGoogle images, image 12, second row
>>215037780I'm gonna save this picture and when she ends up stealing even more from Ron than the movie one i'm going to post it to mock you
>>215037930found OPs account KEKhttps://www.reddit.com/user/SethNex/
>>215037839this is how i think it works on star trek, the just beam the waste out of themselves wherever they are on the ship
>>215037930>>215038058did you scare him off?
>Bodied
>>215038058This is legally a very thorny area for you. If I were you, I'd delete that. You don't know the kind of hell I can rain down on you.
>>215037780Yeah but she's brown. brown people can't mock White people because brown people will always be the color of shit.
brown lolis are sexy
>>215037780Stealing Ron's line and giving them to her was the right move.Book Hermione is unlikeable by nature.Meanwhile, Ron is likable even without his best lines.
>>215037780Why would they cast a little brown boy as Hermione? That makes no sense
>>215038058This the kind of shit is why I came to this board for. Anonymous, assemble.
>>215038161>need to take a shit>hmm, should I use a simple toilet?>nah, just direct the teleport beam to my colon
>>215038161 there’s actually a bathroom on the bridge
>>215038716yes but if you could just beam shit out of you why use a messy toilet?, maybe thats just a room to do the transport
>>215037780Why did the movie insist on making every line worse?There was no reason to rewrite pic related.The book provides a naturalized exposition.Meanwhile, replaces it as plain exposition.
>>215037839why wait till its out. disappear it while its still in your bowels. really man, these old wizards were low IQ
>>215038797That’s where they store the seashells
>>215038851Buttplugs/sounding rods with the magic pouch charms.Now you don't have to go to the bathroom ever.
>>215038830small word make easy to think
>>215038709I mean, from their perspective, it would seem barbaric to noisily expel the waste from your body then smear it around with a piece of paper, when you can equally just teleport it away with zero mess.
>>215038161>ship experiences minor power fluctuations >warps my colon out along with my shitthis is why the federation will fall
>>215038797How is a Starfleet toilet messy? They use the same technology as the sonic showers to acoustically vibrate the chunks of shit from your ass. It's very hygienic if a bit loud.
>>215038890this guy gets it
>>215038901doc will just clone a new one
>>215038830You should ask /lit/assuming you're not insecure about being in your 30s and simping for a mediocre childrens book
>>215038797matter/energy reclamationgets converted back into energon cubes to be used to power Trois next triple fudge sundae
>>215038917That seems a bit more expensive than plumbing, like even if it happens only once per year on a regular starship, on the mainline series ones they're experiencing all sorts of horrifying shit very frequently that could mess with the poop warpers
>>215038890>smear it around with a piece of paper,>instead of just using a bidet
>>215038967>expensivestarfleet doesn't use money
>>215038716Worf must have had some legendary dumps in there, complete with klingon screaming
>>215038058>wrestling>all types of capeshit>potterslop>fag anime>fag videogameslatinomaxxing
>>215038851It was a fetish thing
>>215038994It still takes up resources to clone an organ or do plumbing
>>215038716Thats the room you go to when you need a break frim work and feel like being paid to shit for a while.
>>215039080all resources are recycledhell even if your colon was beamed out of you the matter from it would just be converted to energy to just make you a new one, you probably could even reverse it in the pattern buffer and just put it back without cloning a new one
>>215037839Based
>>215039152They can do that for colons but not Klingon spines? Doubt
>>215038830They also changed it from Ron knowing what it meant, to Hermione. They probably wanted to do the typical media thing and make the boy dumb and the girl smart, and they rewrote it too so the dialogue was more in character.
>>215037780Hermione had such a punchable face.
>>215038797Why travel the stars when you could just live on earth in a holographic goonpod?
>>215038936I'm not simping for the books.But there is a reason why they inspired so many people to read. Rowling is pretty decent at writing entertaining dialogue if nothing else.While reading more books, I have realized how much effort the writers put into writing naturalistic behavior, in contrast to hack screenwriters who rely on actors carrying the line.
>>215039449>they inspired so many people to readThis was eventually confirmed for being wrong. Again another thing you can ask /lit/ about, simp
>>215037780It hasn't come out yet. Are we sure this will be true?
>>215039579For all we know she'll entrap Ron by reminding him of his white guilt™
>>215038058>HPfanfictionjesus what a faggot
>>215038058I dont get it. How does that prove its him? Like >>215037930 said, someone could have got it from google and posted here. How does that mean he did it?
>>215037839What about the first year students?
>>215039779They need to get an older student to do it for them.
>>215039746It's actually pretty certain it's NOT him because if it was him, he'd have the original picture. He wouldn't download it from rddit.
>>215039212it doesnt make sense because ron is supposed to be the one that's lived in the wizarding world, so knows the culture and slang. hermione was always more book-smart but just as clueless as harry when it came to wizard culture
>>215037839Are Wizards jeets?
>>215037780Proof she doesn't steal Ron's lines?
