General /tv/ WebM thread
>>215039750This movie made me gay, all I could think about was how much I wanted to fuck this guy
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>>215039750>beating disabled womenWhy does Hollywood promote this behavior?
>>215040051AIjeets are fucking pathetic. KYS
>>215040057I've got good news, bad news, and fantastic news.
>>215040051I love technology.
>>215039750I've never watched Wick movies, but I heard they were famous for their action scenes? This fight is horrible. The punches have no weight behind them, and one minute they're struggling then he suddenly slams her against the wall like a puppet? I hope this is just a bad example and the rest of the fights are better.
>>215040051Based ai!
>>215040885Shriek was the best episode.
>>215041095Can I pull this off at the next bbq?
>>215041084qrd?
>>215041211She said "Fight Club was meant to be a satire of toxic masculinity, not an endorsement!"
>>215039750Does anyone know that movie with a guy sitting in his kitchen hen and going on a tangent about what he wants to accomplish while his roommate eats his breakfast? Both white, set around the 90s. The friend takes off for work. It was a popular webm in gif.
>>215041309*record scratch**freeze frame*Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
>>215041357This was the Amish film, right?
>>215041348I know a black guy with tiny dick and he's hating this "myth" because everyone expects him to pull out this massive shlong and it always ruins the mood. I feel for the bro everytime I hear this mentioned.
>>215041437yes
>>215040869John Wick was originally more about the setpieces and gunkata, not specifically hand to hand fightingSo it's a combination of Keanu getting too old to do complex stunts and the directors wanting to do more martial arts stuff that wasn't originally the focus of the characterThe fight with Keanu and the guys from The Raid was actually laughable but they had to make it out like Keanu put up a good fight
>>215041454I hate how Hollywood constantly tries to gaslight men by casting ugly females in sexy roles.>>215041479He should have gotten an Oscar for being able to deliver those lines with a straight face.
>>215040982nothing like watching cartoons only to have it interrupted by this shit
>>215041730Any webms of Nina dobrev as the nerdy assistant?
>>215041540The cowboy with jaw cancer was such a shock as a kid but I never got into chewing tobacco.
>>215041760kek
>>215041596was she OK?
>>215040114Oh no!
>>215041850Yeah, I mean, she can breath underwater, right?
>>215041448>decide to try some dark meat>pull it out>he is cut and just below average>leave disappointed and never attempt it again
>>215041211it's some russian cult
>>215041479>>215041537in my headcanon he (the character) never said these lines and only said that his father saved this watch and it was butch's subconsciousness that intuited it in his dream (this whole scene was a dream remember)
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>>215040333Dishonest
>>215040114>DON'T FRISK MY COCK! NOOOOO!
>>215042537What?
>>215041576Sauce??
john wick 1 was a cool movie but they had to ruin it with sequels...
>>215043329>>215043354Pretty good designs. They should make the adaptation of the game primal rage.
>>215042416Movie?
>>215041084I am starting to hate everyone lately. I hate every single living being. People should not exist.
>>215041950what an easy life
>>215043251more Daniela
>>215043442I don't know, sorry. Try googling "chernobyl horror movie", it looks like it was made in the 80s.>>215043465Found the feminist.
>>215043628No way it has anything to do with Chernobyl.
>>215043679On second thought, I think you're right. I seem to remember that a monster came out of the flesh cocoon. Maybe a werewolf but maybe not. Yandex isn't working for me, otherwise its reverse image search might be of help.
>>215043193>>215043163>>215043142what the FUCK was her problem?
>>215043442https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107561/
>>215039750>when you realise the camera isn't visible in the mirrors
It was a different time.
>>215040869It's probably not even in the top 20 fights across the franchise
>>215042572kek
>>215043442Metamorphosis
>>215045080Why is the UK flag backwards
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>>215039750>>215040057>>215040114What a disappointing fight for a character I liked. I hear the sequel did something worse with an even more disabled assassin.
>>215044849she was a femcel
>>215041348>let me see it
>>215045276why are women like this??
>>215045615she looks like that bud light troon
>>215041333Is this a remake of that movie about a guy who let's all his bosses use his place as a fuckpad to cheat on their wives but French? I recognize the french guy.
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>>215039750Man John Wick 3 sucked and seeing him pretend to struggle with the weird tranny mute was just bizarre
>>215039750Despite not really likely Ruby Rose as an actress, she came across well in the Wick film. I’m unsure whether that was simply because she needed, and had gotten, more acting experience since her earlier acting days, or whether the director was just skilled at getting decent performances from inexperienced actors.
Tourist newfag here,Why don't any of the videos have sound?Is my computer broken?
>>215040051Loki would do this.
>>215040057Congratulations, anon. You aren't gay. That's a woman, and she'll never be a man.
>>215046146There's no legitimate reason and I have a feeling hiro's gonna cave at some point and just allow sound webms and mp4s. After all, he eventually caved on MP4s
>>215046115>woman gets hurt and dog is finesmart network TV decision-making.
>>215045500>still no korea war videogame>chinese team get triple respawn tickets and earn team points for throwing themselves on mines and barbed wire and getting kills by suicide bombings
>>215039750Need government issued tomboy gf.
>>215041596Imagine what you could do with a rope and a surfboard in this situation.
>>215041950The fact that the costume department was conscientious enough to make making undergarments for the dresses impresses me.
>>215046212Don't forget using their bodies to make a bridge.
>>215045771it's a movie thing, women don't actually pee irl
>>215044767Source?
>>215046438goddamn movie magic tricked me again
>>215046528Taboo. The actress on the right is Jessie Buckley.
>>215046856Thanks. I only saw the first 2 episodes.
>>215044767Hot
>>215045276I love small tits like you wouldn't believe, bros. I love huge tits too but I really love small tits
>>215046892is there a name for this small tits big hips/ass body type?
>>215047757The Emily Browning Special?
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>>215045511This must be what they call a Hallmark Film.
>>215040057What is this stabbing weapon called?
>>215047904>>215047921Exquisite
>>215040057Pyrocynical is real and is gay too anon.
>>215040057>JUSTwhat does it say on the other hand?
>>215048513Push dagger/push knife
>>215048541Considering women, probably "DO IT"
>>215039750>>215040057>>215040114>John's face after stabbing the assassin, then she opens her jacket
>>215040869John Wick peaked with the club fight in the first movie in my opinion. And I thought the second movie was pretty bad all the way through. But even if you don't hold the first opinion, that fight isn't really supposed to be any kind of big deal, I don't think.I also always kind of liked it because... I mean that's a twiggy tattooed tryhard woman. It's not even a tiny effeminate guy. It's a biological woman, both the actress and the character... Who was all hyped up to throw down with John Wick and gets understandably ragdolled and stabbed in the heart with her own gimmicky knife. Like what you just saw is the entire climactic fight with that particular standout, not-background-extra, pseudo-established muscle/operator of John's enemy.
>>215048785Why'd he kill her and not the black guy by pulling out the knife?
>>215046148i would do this
>>215045947No, not a remake of the Billy Wilder film.
>>215048844I have no idea. I'm not really any kind of "John Wick-head". I haven't even bothered watching the 4th one.
>>215048785I think the underground cavern fight in 2 is good and the end museum fight but I agree the first movie is the best >>215048844Because that guy was just trying to get revenge for that one chick wick watched suicide in the bath tub where ruby rose actively set him up or something and was working with the main antagonist>>215048902I wouldn't bother. Donnie Yen is cool in the movie but all the fights aside from Yens are really sloppy and everyone looks stupid running around covering their faces with their suit coats
>>215047902Honest question are foids sincerely upset about mt. Rushmore + printed money because they have dude faces on them
>>215048998such an underrated movie
>>215040276SPOIL THAT FUACKIN JUMP SCARE
>>215048870OI, THAT'S NOT YOUR CAKE, YA FAT CUNTNow you're FUCKED!
>>215049153I'm a McAdams-appreciator but I haven't even actually watched it. I believe you though. I once gooned to McAdams for 16 hours.
>>215043251>>215043590>>215046001Rite-aid Lana rhoades
>>215045276Source?
>>215046182LMAO anons have been saying this for a decade
>>215040177>NOOOOOO STOP SEXUALIZING PROUD WOMEN, INCEL JEETS!!!
>>215049332And then he caved on MP4s, something you said he'd never do.
>>215040719Can someone make a loop of this? I want Bobby to open the curtain, stare for a while, and then close the curtains.
>>215041491woOowthat's so gay
>>215049414This just makes sense. It's replacing their porn, objectively, and they like gooning over each others' sorry excuses for "art"
>>215049479I fucking love this movie
>>215050030Fuck, eh.
Anybody got morbious ?
>>215041211This is how all women were treated by every man until feminism. Now white men like the one in the webm are the only ones still practising it in the world.
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>>215050301This is what women walking alone at night see
>>215050030I'd pick the fuck out of that fat juicy lock
>>215049979Animation kino
>>215050482I've had enough AI slop
>>215050344Her lashes and eyebrows need serum?! She is gorgeous but how much of those concoctions are necessary?
>>215046115Saaaaars
>>215050522its the entirety of the future.
>>215050482Looks extremely British.
>>215050526I mean she looks beautiful while we've got 19 year old actresses looking 42 so she must be doing something right.
>>215050636Dear lord and I thought it was just her tits.
>>215047921>)Lilly James is like this too. Can't take a ban but she's a sweet bottom/B Cup Wonder.
>>215050708He is Anon, Cimmerian. He will not take a ban. So I take one for him.
>>215041309destroyer of thots
>>215041537Beauty's generational. Most 80s sex symbols are completely busted to me, and zoomers think I'm insane for thinking tara reid was hot in 1999.
>>215050681if I took out those air strawswould you die?you're a big clown
>>215041309>>215041435>>215050757You see how it looks like it has a watery stain running down the side of its head? That's a telltale characteristic of the male bull elephant being in a state called "musth" which is basically being in heat, where they're basically intoxicated by breeding hormones and get super aggressive and unpredictable and shit. That's why it got violent with her and probably why it's seemingly sequestered in a concrete walled pit. They probably weren't meant to approach that elephant at all. If you ever see an elephant and it's leaking that oily stuff (called temporin) from the side of its head, probably a good idea to stay clear.
>>215051138I miss drinking so fucking much>>215050798zoomers are attracted to ice spice and zendayathey're spiritually and mentally niggers, nothing they say or do has any value
>>215051179>I miss drinking so fucking muchHow long ya been sober and why
>>215040114>Get home invaded by a couple of nymphos>Get tied up and raped repeatedly by them. Repeatedly.>Get loose>Go to the police station to file a report >Webm happens>Mfw
>>215051326>NOOOO ANA YOU CAN'T>DON'T TANTALIZE AND TEASE ME BY HOVERING THAT BARE PUSSY AND PERFECT SUPPLE ASS OVER MY FACE! I'M A MARRIED MAN GODDAMNIT! QUIT WIGGLING IT AROUND SHOWING ME EVERY INVITING CREVICE! THE SCENT IS WAFTING INTO MY NOSTRILS! T-THIS IS RAPE! I'M BEING RAPED! I'M INVOLUNTARILY BEING MADE THROBBING ERECT BY YOUR WAFTING HONEYPOT PHEROMONES! NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T SIT ON MY FACE AND FORCE FEED ME YOUR PICTURESQUELY PUFFY PERCOLATING PUSSY!>ARRGHHH YOU SICK BITCH! YOU CRAZY FUCKING BITCH ARRGGHHH
>>215040869This one was with that one meme dyke actress so you know this fight scene is horrible
>>215040982That shit had my sides in orbit, it's one of those things that's just so over the top ridiculous that it's funny and not horrifying like they're trying to portray it, like that scene in the pianist where the germans throw an old man in a wheel chair over a balcony
Thought this might be useful for something
>>215051244>How long ya been sober and whyBeen a little over six years. My wife packed up the kids and left after she walked in on me getting plowed by her dad.
>>215051435what's so bad about it, though?the entire fight takes 30 seconds and that's because she has a knife and he's unarmedshe gets absolutely fucking destroyed, there are no girl power moments or WWE twirling neck-in-calves spin moves. She gets thrown on the ground, chokeslammed into a wall, and stabbed in the heart. You should be applauding his treatment of her.
>>215051499It's bad because I like to pretend I'm an expert in combat on image boards without giving any specifics besides vaguely mentioning "impact".
>>215042572This but unironically
>>215040982>she spilled my coffee ha... ha... [stifling incredulous laughter at the gall of her spilling his coffee]>you FuCKING BITCH>SPILL MY COFFEE?! [woman crying and screaming]
>>215048541Dance
>>215048541That's her actual tattoo just maybe cleaned up for on screen cause it looks like shit in real life.Her other knuckles say "love" if you google it, which is incredibly gay and lame.
>>215040114you're bretty gud
>>215048844It was a professional courtesy.
