Alright, state your name and power
>>215040272I'm Evilman and I can make Smashmouth have 3 top 10 singles
>my super power is black wife and shovel very grounded
Vibe killer, I put my obscure song Playlist and ruin any hang.
>>215040363I can also be drone, I go on about the books and films and people are powerless to zoning out in a trance.
>>215040272>I am /thread man >I make very funny posts in hilarious and fun threads and they get deleted immediately after.
>>215040272White supremacist manPower is the strength of black man and the intellect of a the average asian. I am not invited to the local klan meetings anymore.
Wasted potential, I am smart but have no initiative to improve the world.
Tidbits, I can share obscure trivia from films that add some color to the film.
>>215040334astro lounge is a great album. frig off.
Cunning linguist, girls like me for some reason.
>>215040514Shame about the throat cancer.
>>215040523There are vaccines now, Michael douglas.
The names Thread Ender, no matter the topic, when I post the thread dies.
>>215040272I'm -. .. --. --. . .-. -.- .. .-.. .-.. . .-. .---- ....- ---.. ---.. (but you can call me NK) and i have the power to bypass all online game censors by use of an ancient and forbidden communication system, once used by my ancestors of old
>>215040628Ender for short.
I AM BEANEI'M A BIG JERK4UHERE'S MY SIDEKICK, TEDDYSAY HI, TEDDYMY DISLIKES INCLUDE HEALTHY BACKS AND 3 WHEELED-CARSI ENJOY DARING SYNTHESES
>>215040363The song this is hardcore by pulp is pretty badass and is a 90s alternative hit. Behold my powers.
>>215040413The sex scene in Fight club is completely cgi. Behold my power.
>>215040632Holy mother of based
>>215040632>>215040774Qrd?
DOKTOR DISINFOI can make up any information on the spot and genuinely convince those that hear words, thoughts, writings of what I just told them is truth.
>>215040363Life in mono was suggested as the song by Robert de niro in great expectations.
>>215040784copy and paste the string into google search
>>215040837Fuck no!
Im dog rapist manI can rape any dog I get my hands on
>>215040950"canadian" isn't a superpower
>>215040272I'm Stomach Flu, my superpower is making any woman feel sick just by talking to her
>>215040819Joe rogan!?
>>215040963Bloody bastard i rape ur dog
>>215040478Janine garafalo convinced Stiller to be mr furious.
>>215040272Stiller, Ben, and my power is that I get to work in Hollywood thanks to my Jewish connections and a complete lack of talent or charisma.
>>215041947He was funny in heavy weights and dodgeball.
>>215041093No, he’s the literal opposite of that. If you know a couple words that are more than three syllables you can literally convince him of anything, it’s uncanny.
I'm a You-vincible man. I never get (You)s
>>215042083Donald trump convinced him to vote for him and he is a dotard.
>>215042052No he wasn't.
>>215041947>hating on Zoolander
bro really thought hitting people with a shovel was a super power
215042097Not falling for it
>>215041093he's actually one of my victims hehehe
Lizardman, and lizardman.
>>215042329Yes. That movie is worse than terrible.
>>215040272Lazy man and I make shitty remasters of music videos so they end up looking like this
